MST of Link and Aryll

I do not own Zelda. This MST is based on the story Link and Aryll by Moridin. I’m not some cruel guy who gets off on making people feel bad. I just thought it’d be fun to try an MST. This MST will probably get deleted before anyone has a chance to see it, so select all/copy it and send it to yer friends! And maybe, if you want, you can make your own MST. AND YES, JEFF, I WROTE THIS, SO THERE! :P Meh. Meh. Meh. First MST, tell me how it is...


>>Link woke up that day feeling very horny.

Cork: What else is new?

>>His cock was hard and erect, throbbing with the urge to blow his load. He had been dreaming about his sister again.

Zelda: So NOW you’re going after your SISTER instead of me?

Link: That’s not me, remember?

Zelda: You perv.

>>Damn, he’d like to give it to her. In his dream, she was a perfectly proportioned blonde woman, the sort any man would want to fuck.

Saria: Because it’s perfectly normal to want to make love to your sister...

>>In reality, she was just a 12 year old girl, still yet to go through puberty.

Saria: ...especially when she’s only 12.

>>Link had only just recently done so and in recent months had jacked himself off often while thinking about her and whet he’d like to do that child’s body of her to really make her into a woman.

Zelda: (gives Link a death-stare)

Link: I swear! I’d never!

>>Perhaps the reason he lusted after her so was the fact that she occasionally crept into his room and slept in his bed with him, looking for comfort after she’d had a nightmare.

Zelda: Taking advantage of scared girls now, are we, Link?

>>He would wrap his hands around his sister, stiff erection pressing up against her and dream of doing more.

Link: She’s totally begging for it.

>>Fortunately, she didn’t know what his erection meant, although they’d certainly never talked about it.

Cork: This is kinda sick.

Saria: Kind of?

>>He wanked into his bed sheets, fantasising. It didn’t lessen his sibling desire any.

Cork: Link: Sister-loving sexual deviant.

>>The night, he lay in bed, unable to sleep. He was thinking about Aryll.

Saria: What a surprise.

>>Maybe he should really do something about it. But… what would she think?

Zelda: “Oh yeah, Link, I’ve always felt the same way about you too! Let’s FUCK!” would be the traditional adult fic thought.

>>He was rubbing his dick with his hand, about to get into a full blown wank

Cork: As opposed to those normal, boring wanks.

>>– never mind how many cum stains he’d already made on the sheets –

Saria: Link, it surprises me that your genitals don’t need an ice pack or something.

Link: Sometimes people call me the Mega DICK man.

Zelda: Yeah, but not for the admittedly odd endurance of your genitals...

>>when the door opened and Aryll’s head poked through. “Link? I had a bad dream.”

Cork: Right on cue. Pretty soon they’ll start having wild sex all over the floor.

>>“Come on in, Aryll.” She climbed under the sheets and Link was pleasantly surprised to discover she wasn’t wearing anything.

Link: She is SO asking for it!

>>He almost blew from the shock.

Zelda: Yeah... Link’s “easy” like that.

Link: No way. These fics are all like slow torure. I’m not easy.

>>He held her up close to him while she rested her head on his shoulder and he stroked her golden hair.

Saria: Shouldn’t Aryll have already noticed that this is a bit more then “A little love between siblings?”

>>He was naked too, having been to horny to want to be dressed,

Cork: Well, what a co-inky-dink...

>>and his throbbing cock was pushed up hard against the flat of her hairless undeveloped crotch… and unexplored.

Cork: Well, someone had better hurry up and explore that cock!

>>Man, he’d like to get down there and… well, just fuck her.

Saria: Well, don’t worry about that. It’s definitely coming up...

>>“It’s okay, sis, it was just a dream,” he whispered in her ear. “You’re a beautiful girl, you know that, don’t you?”

Cork: “Do you also know what sex is? No, it’s nothing, I was just asking.”

>>He felt her nod against him. His hands started rubbing along the outside of one thigh, slowly exploring.

Zelda: What happened to being all nervous?

Saria: Isn’t that like violating her?

>>Damn, she felt good. She didn’t stop him.

Link: Well, if she DID wanna stop him, how awkward would that be? “Um... Link, can you stop feeling me up?” “Oh...uh... sure...”

>>One of her hands was resting on his chest, her fingers lightly toying with one nipple, making it stiff.

Zelda: Good God! She’s as bad as he is!

>>He began feeling her smooth buttocks, her hips and waist, and, finally, her chest

Saria: Yep, because this is all perfectly fine to do to your siblings. You hear that, kids? Go molest your brother or sister.

>>Her flat chest, where breasts would one day develop.

Zelda: Link’s really looking forward to that, eh?

Link: You bet!

Zelda: So you admit!

Cork: SILENCE!

>>He toyed with her nipples, and considered sucking them. No, that would be a waste, there was nothing there, yet.

Saria: He’s obviously planning on doing this again.

Link: Two words, Saria: Crappy Sequel.

>>She shifted herself so that she was lying on her back, breathing slowly and deeply.

Cork: Basically, she’s screaming “Please have sex with me right now, Link.”

Zelda: Wait. Didn’t she not know what an erection was about a paragraph ago?

>>His fingers trailed down along her stomach, down to where hair would one day grow in the pubic region, along her thighs… she cracked her legs apart slightly more and more as he touched her.

Link: Heh. This is getting kind of good.

Zelda: Sister lover.

>>He really needed to blow his load.

Cork: “We can’t take much more captain! She’s just gonna blow!!!”

>>As if reading his thoughts, on of her hands began exploring his body, down his chest as stomach… along his cock.

Zelda: Link, your sister’s a cheap gutter whore.

Saria: It’s no wonder he’s attracted to her.

Zelda: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

>>She was just as curious as he. How long had she wanted this? As long as him?

Cork: She probably wanted it as long as she had been coming into your room, naked.

>>It didn’t matter. Her hand explored his member, then finally wrapped tightly around and began pulling.

Link: My God! She’s trying to pull it off!!!

>>Oh yeah, that was nice. One small, feminine hand pleasuring his dick. It was better than he’d imagined.

Zelda: God, Link, you’re so screwed up.

Link: Yeah, I know.

>>He leaned over and kissed his sister. He couldn’t help it, he just had an urge. She didn’t resist.

Saria: Link has urges to molest his sister. I think he needs therapy.

>>They began exploring each other’s mouths with their tongues as their hands explored each others genital regions.

Cork: They have a full expedition going on here, eh?

>>Link’s hand was already stroking her inner thigh, up high, rubbing against the edge of her opening.

Cork: The explorers have found a cave!

Link: Carry on forward, explorers!

Cork: You’re....enjoying this?

Link: Yes...in a way.

>>He tubbed her twat with his hand, making it wet as he felt her lips out.

Zelda: What the hell is tubbing? Did he, like, clean her vagina?

Link: I won the tubbing tournament 3 years running.

>>He wanted to do more, but the wonders of her hand distracted him.

Saria: She’s 12 years old and a master at Jerking people off.

Cork: You obviously haven’t read many adult fics.

>>She brought him to climax and he blew his load all over her stomach.

Zelda: Gee, that was fast.

Link: Shut up, Zelda.

>>“Eat it up,” he suggested.

Cork: (as Link) Do you know how many people are starving out there? You are eating EVERY DROP, MISSY!”

>>“I want to see you eat it.” She wiped some on her finer and tasted it.

Saria: (as Aryll) HEY! That tastes like Grandma’s soup!

>>She moaned in satisfaction and went back for more.

Saria: (as Aryll) I LOVE Grandma’s soup!

>>Link slipped two fingers in her twat. She was nice and wet, pleasantly warm and satisfyingly tight.

Zelda: (as Link) WAAAH! TOO TIGHT! GIVE MY FINGERS BACK!

>>He rhythmically finger fucked her and she forgot all about his splattered semen, moaning in pleasure as her hips twitched against his fingers.

Cork: Forgets quickly, eh?

Link: Those are my skillz.

>>After a time, he withdrew his hands. She seemed satisfied. He rolled on top of her,

Cork: and she was crushed by his immense weight.

Link: Not funny.

>>and they began making out. Tongues included.

Saria: I remember that time they made out and their tongues were missing. Gruesome situation.

>>As he did so, he eased his way between her legs, as she spread apart for him.

Link: Going in REEEEAAAAAAL smooth-like.

>>His dick, erect and ready for attention once more, found her entrance.

Saria: (as Link’s penis) PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>He pushed through the child’s lovely pink opening, slowly sheathing himself into her.

Zelda: (sighs) You can’t read a Zelda adult fic without a “Sword-Sheath” description.

>>His dick felt some slight resistance inside and easily punctured it.

Cork: (as Aryll) YOU BROKE MY VAGINA, YOU BASTARD!!!

Saria: That was a bit odd.

Cork: I’m tryin’ here.

>>Once fully within, he began fucking her delectable warm wetness with wild abandon,

Link: Delectable? How would HE know? He never tasted it...

>>his dick gripped with a child’s natural tightness.

Zelda: Careful, Link! She’s got you in her grip!

>>He didn’t last long before he finally ejaculated inside her cunt.

Zelda: See that? It said “He didn’t last long.” Point proven.

Link: All of that means nothing. This is a fic.

>>Once he was empty, he pulled out and lay next to her, panting.

Cork: Well, technically, you can’t be “empty” if the testicles are constantly producing sperm.

Link: No one cares.

>>Fortunately, she was too young to get pregnant. Just as well, as he hadn’t thought of it.

Cork: Story of my life.

Saria: Yeah, right.

>>For now, he felt like sleeping, content.

Zelda: Why? Is he tired? He can’t be, he didn’t really get that much of a workout.

Link: You hate me.

>>Link had the feeling this night was just the beginning of a whole adventure with his sister Aryll.

Link: Called “Aryll and Link’s Dirty Sex Adventure” check it out today!

Zelda: I didn’t like this fic too much.

Saria: Because you weren’t in it?

Zelda: Uh huh.

Link: Well, if you WERE in it, you’d be a cheap slut, ready to have sex with the first guy she sees.

Zelda: You have a point, there.....

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