The Devious One

A quick
note to yamiofblackchoas if you are reading this: I keep trying to email your
new address but I always get a Mail failure delivery back no matter what I do.
Do you know any other way that could make it possible for us to contact each
other?

Now a note
to all my readers: This story might not quite be for everyone. It can be a
little insane at some point but it’s not meant to be goofy-insane. It can be
funny yet sad at the same time. Just be careful of X’s POV. It can confuse and
maybe even surprise you. You’ll find out more if you just read the story.
There’s a big chance there’ll be a Lemon scene in every chapter. Will this
story be able to give me any reviews? I’ll just sit back and find out.

I’m a
Maverick Hunter with an average personality. I do tend to become a little fussy
and whiny at some point. When I kill I start to feel all meek and sad which
makes me want to run off and search a shoulder to cry on. I do cry a lot over
small things. I’m just like that.

Pffff… You
wish! Me and cry like a wuss!? Yeah-fucking-right! The last time I cried was
when my favorite TV show got cancelled. Okay, that was a lie but who cares?
What’s the big deal anyway? Why does everyone think I’m a girly wuss? Others
expect me to cry over small things. They expect me to run off and bawl after I
killed a Maverick who was begging for mercy. Pffff… and Elvis lives on Mars! I
ain’t wasting tears on these bolt heads or on anything else!

If others
only knew that I’m really starting to lose my innocence. Probably all of it. Yeah,
at the beginning I was rather (ahem) caring and such. But as time went by I was
losing it bit by bit (don’t ask). No one really knows my real side. Not even
Zero, Alia (I think) Axl or anyone else who I can think of. Not even the old
man who usually tells me to grow up. Even at the beginning I had a secret of my
private life but it wasn’t as half as bad as it is now. I always hid that side
away from ever els else as I continued to be the X that everyone thinks I am.
The one who keeps saying “Oh no, I don’t want to kill. That’s so wrong.”

Damn! I
might as well admit that I’m starting to enjoy blasting their heads off! And I
don’t feel guilty about it either! …Well… maybe a tiny bit but that’s not
keeping me from laughing. Like the time when I once ran into Dynamo on
accident. Since no one was there and Alia didn’t get any signal from me I
decided to have my fun.

Kicked that
bastard’s crotch. I laughed as I watched him go “Ooooohhhh!” as he put both
hands over his ball and jump around, cursing. As I laughed I teleported away
but not before hearing him call me a bitch on top of his lungs. A bitch, huh? I
suppose I am. But who’s the bigger bitch right now!?

I am really
pissed off with my life at this moment! What was I thinking when I began dating
Alia!? I wasn’t on drugs but I felt like I was because I was so damn clueless!
That bitch told me that she loved me! I first thought that was pretty neat and
such but I should have known that something was up when she began to act
strange! I should have never paid for the meals everme wme we went out! I
should have just pretend that I forgot my wallet and have her pay if I had
known she was cheating on me! Want to know how I found out? No? Well, tough!
I’m telling anyway! Be grateful that I’m doing the short version.

I was on
break and I decided to drop by to ask if Alia was doing anything tonight. I
really wish I didn’t. What I have seen still makes me want to puke. I was
hearing some strange noise behind her door. Really… really… strange noises.
Something resembling to grunts and panting. I kinda made a noise myself and
became motionless as I listen to the other side.

“Did you
just hear something?”

That was
Alia’s voice.

“What? I
don’t think anyone would be around here making noise except us.”

Anger
flared when I recognized that voice. It was Gate’s! What the fuck was he doing
in there with Alia!? This had better not be what I think it is…

“Gate? …
I’m not sure but… did we lock the door?”

“Huh? Oh
shi… I don’t think we did!”

With does
words, I instantly grabbed the doorknob and swung the door open. Believe me, I
was in the verge of passing out on what I saw next. Not fainting… just passing
out. Alia and Gate were both on the same bed, nude. A blanket covered their
sweaty bodies as they stared back at me
just as shocked as I was. Alia especially looked afraid. She realized that she
had been caught.

“What the
fuck are you two doing!?” I finally manage to scream out.

“Uh… yeah!
That’s it!” Gate’s face brightened. “That’s exactly what we’re doing!”

Alia gasped
and slapped Gate lightly. “Will you shut up!” She then looked at me. I could
tell she was nervous. “X? L-listen… I-I can explain this…”

“Don’t tell
me,” I interrupted holding up my hand. “Gate lost his contacts and he asked you
to find it for him which he so happened lose on your bed and so you decided to
help him finding it in the nude. Right?”

Alia just
let out some sort of guilty whimper while Gate was busy putting on some pants.

“Something
similar like that.” He replied.

“I get the
fricking point!” I growled and slammed the door shut as I stomped off.

That was
the end of our relationship and my story. Did anybody here pass out or choke
while I told it? Hmph! She probably expected me to run to my room and cry like
a broken hearted wimp. I did run back to my room alright, but only to reach my
wallet and count the money that I had wasted in her. Shit, I wasted a little
too much here! I’m also starting to have second thoughts about saving Gate’s
ass back then. *Growl* But if Alia wants to be with a real macho dude then fine!
I’m a little envious though that Gate is getting all the sex now! I’m pretty
much a freak who wants some ass like anyone else. Or not like anyone else. Hey,
my name so happened to be X and that stands for sex! So maybe that’s why I’m a
prev. “Gotta have sex in order to stay X.” …. Naw! That slogan doesn’t work.

I rubbed my
forehead feeling stressed again. I grabbed a cigarette from the pack and light
it up, taking a puff. Every time I smoke I feel rather relaxed. That’s right: I
smoke! Don’t ask why but I also drink alcohol and on some occasions I even look
at porn on the Internet. Not in front of others though. Oh no, I couldn’t
possible let them know what a bitch I really am. I’m not afraid of getting any
health problems though. Since I’m a Reploid, all that smoking gives me is bad
breath. Only humans get cancer and black lungs from it. Still, I find it
calming when I smoke. Just have to open the windows to let in fresh air and
brush my teeth so that nobody finds out.

But I’m
beginning to wonder. Why keep this a secret? If it’s not a secret anymore I can
freely act the way I wanna act. Not always like a wimp! All because of my
freaky act I sit back as all these other fighters get to get these
announcements like “Most likely to rip a Maverick’s head off” or “Most likely
to become a legend.”

All because
I still act I’ve been voted “Most likely to sing the Candy Man song” What the
fuck is this!? Don’t these idiots know I buy six packs while looking at playboy
magazines!? Maybe I should have mentioned that I once shot a guy who was
wearing a Scream mask while dancing on a roof! Maybe that would have got them
to change their puny minds! I’m not really SURE what is going on in other’s
minds but I already got a picture what others think of me:

“Most
likely to be Vile’s play toy”

“Most
likely to get butt-raped by Sigma”

“Most
likely to keep a collection of stuffed animals and give them names”

“Most
likely to be a cry baby who sinffs all the time”

Doesn’t
ANYONE realize that I so happened to be a Maverick Hunter who knows how to
fight!? You think I’m going to stand around and let someone do what they want
with me!? And I much rather choke on a stuffed animal than collect it! And as a
Maverick Hunter I should not be a crybaby! Otherwise you’d get kicked out if you’re
too whiny. Those who are aren’t fit to be a Maverick Hunters. But people love
to make me so god-damn child like!!! HEL-L-O! I’m, like,
over 30! Maybe over 40 but who’s counting!?

Heh heh heh… I
do love to mess with my victims sometimes. But don’t get me wrong. I did once
have an innocent side as I had mentioned before. But since I caught Alia
cheating on me I lost it all. So much that I think I’m ready to no longer keep
my other me as a secret. No way… Starting today that’s so gonna change. I’m
through with innocence! And I don’t want to hear the song “Return To
Innocence”! Sure I found out about Alia which happened two weeks ago but it
wasn’t really that long. That’s about the time I took up smoking. I love it
actually. At least one thing that keeps me warm here.

Now that
I’m thinking here, Zero is going to drop by in five minutes or so to give me
the latest report. He was ordered to do that around the time that’s about to
come up. Perhaps I should open a window now… Naw, let him know that I smoke. I
don’t care anymore.

I took a
final puff and jammed the cigarette into my ashtray. Damn, this feels good!
Once I start I can’t seem to stop. Now a nice ice cold beer to follow along
with that would make my day taste better. And to make it even more sweet I love
to have some ass. I haven’t had sex since… Hmm, the way I make it sound is like
I would like to screw with anybody right now. Just like when I look at porn,
some of these women don’t turn me on. There should be some naked men along
this. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not gay. I’m just bisexual.

I found
that out few years ago but didn’t take the news too hard. Girls, guys, what’s
the big difference? I’m interested in both… if they got the looks and body.
That got me to think of something. I never had a sex with a guy before. I sure
love to give that a try but with who? Aw, what the hell am I thinking now? This
makes it sound stupid! I’m just through with girls right now. I don’t like
breasts anyway. They are so annoying. At least if I ever caressed a guy’s chest
there’d be no lumps in the way. Yeah, I know I’m sick. So what?

Of course I
doubt I’d ever get any contact with a guy so forget about it. I did, however,
began to feel hot. It’s a hot day today and smoking didn’t really cool me down.
The armor I was wearing was becoming uncomfortable anyway so I just stripped
myself off. Yes, even the boxers but this is my room here and I can do whatever
I like. I took another cigarette out of pack, lighting it. I’m hot but that’s
not stopping me from smoking another one. Since it doesn’t really affect my
health problems I just smoke about four packs a day when my day’s really
rotten. I’m trying not to overdue it.

I threw
myself down on my couch as I grabbed a playboy magazine off the floor. Taking a
puff, I observed the girls. Wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for these breasts!
Especially the big ones! To me, the bigger, the more disgusting. I no longer
know why I look at these magazines. I heard that sixty percent of people admit
that they think of sex when the day gets dull. Stuck in a traffic jam for
instance. Me? I guess I think of it some of the time… maybe. It doesn’t bother
me that I am a pervert but reading playboy is no longer a joy for me. It’s
really getting dull and I HATE breasts!!! Is that because I’m bisexual?

I put the
magazine down and looked up when I heard the door open. I didn’t bother to do
anything but blow the smoke out from my lungs.

“Yo X, came
to give the rep- WHA-!?”

Zero’s jaw
dropped when he saw me. He just froze suddenly as I stared back. I just calmly
took another puff as if nothing unnatural was going on. I wasn’t sure he was
surprised because I was naked or because I was smoking and having a playboy
magazine at my side. It’s gotta be one of ‘em or both. As I stared at him I was
already getting dirty thoughts. He became even more nervous when he noticed I
was licking my lips.

“Hi.”

Gotta say
something to break the silence. He just moved slightly against the door as if I
were ready to get up and attack him.

“How long
are you planning to stare at my body?” I smirked. “Do I look that good?”

He raised
one of his eyebrows as if I were crazy. Probably because I am. This was the
first time I showed Zero my devious side. Or just part of it. He always
expected me to what I’m pretending to be. Something like that I grow
embarrassed that I’ve been caught and totally forgot he was coming when I
remembered about it a few minutes ago. I, to be honest, wasn’t embarrassed one
bit. Actually I didn’t mind if he takes a glimpse of my body. Those who seen my
body had been a few girls including Alia but no guys. Interesting that Zero’s
the first to see me. I think that Zero is able to turn me on if he had feelings
for me. That could be pretty neat. But I imagine the outcome can become rather
raunchy. Oh shit! Just imagining the outcome is already turning me on!

“I’m almost
afraid to ask but… what is this?” Almost surprised me that he finally said
something.

“What does
it look like?”

“Oh god, X…
put something on!”

“Why? It’s
so fricken hot in here and opening a window won’t change that.”

He looked
even more bewildered when he heard me curse. I just shrugged. Wasn’t the first
time I cursed aside that I did it in my mind a lot. I’m just sick of being seen
as innocent so I don’t give a damn of letting the secret out. Rather be seen as
a bitch than a wimp. I watched Zero from the short distance as he tried hard
not to look at me. He passed me another glimpse before turning away.

“What’s
wrong with you…?! You’re smoking!?”

“Yeah, so?
Your point is?”

He turned
to look at me once again, still confused. I licked my lips again when I noticed
Zero wearing a T-shirt and jeans. These are so easy to rip off. Suppose… just
suppose if I jump on him and have a little fun…? Fuck, here I go again! Not
like Zero would stand for this since he’s stronger than me. Anyhow, that would
make me a horny whore. A bitch is one thing but a whore is another. Or do you
call it callguy? Only because I’m desperate for sex doesn’t mean I can just
pick a prey and act like an animal. Sometimes it’s hard to be Mr. Right. Hmm?
Is it just me or did Zero just give me a “Fuck me” look? It’s gotta be me…

“Since when
do you smoke?”

“Ever since
Alia and I broke up.”

“You two
broke up!? Really!?” I eyed him suspiciously when I noticed how happy he seemed
to take the news. He seemed to realize it and quickly faked a depressing look.
“I-I mean, I’m sorry to hear that. How did you two break up?”

Weird. He
didn’t seem to know that we broke up. I guess Alia hasn’t been yapping around
for an obvious reason. Well, neither did I. It’s been well-known about our
relationship around the HQ but the break up wasn’t apparently. But I guess some
grew suspicious how nobody saw us hanging around anymore.

“Aw, caught
her and Gate fucking each other. Really pisses me off.”

He looked
at me again, strangely. I just shrugged at him taking another puff. That “Fuck
me” look returned on his face again. What was with that reaction that Zero
seemed to have when he found out I was free? Does he really want me to fuck
him? That would be too good to be true. A first time with a guy is like… a
first time with a guy. So I don’t really know what words to put in here!

“So?
What’cha thinking about?” I asked.

“Thinking?”
My question seemed to catch him off guard.

“Yeah, you
know, as in having a thought in your mind. Have you thought about stripping off
your clothes?”

“Stripping?”

“Right in
front of me?” I added. “Think of the fun things we could do when we’re nude.”

He raised
an eye at me. I guess he was trying to figure if I was joking around or being
serious. Well, I was almost joking here. Almost.

“And
exactly what would you do if I took off my clothes?” He asked suspiciously.

“Oh… I
don’t know,” I answered in a casual voice. “Maybe suck your cock or something
similar to that.”

He looked
at me strangely again. Yeah, that’s me: Mr. Oddball.

“There’s no
way you would!” His voice sounded taunting.

“I bet I
could.”

“Oh yeah?”
He crossed his arms, the “Fuck me” look returning his face. “How much?”

“I’m not
betting money here.” I said calmly as I stood up and jammed the cigarette into
the ashtray. “That would make me a prostitute. Just dare me or something.”

“All right!
I dare you!”

I looked
upward and muttered a “thank you” so low that I don’t think Zero heard it. This
just might be my lucky day. But I had to stop and think that this situation was
rather confusing and fast. So Zero expects me to fuck him which makes HIM sound
like the prostitute. Or is there another reason? Maybe he’s just playing around
as he’s not believing that I would actually do something like that.
Maybe it would help if I just told him I wasn’t a virgin. Or about the time I
shot that guy on the roof who was wearing the Scream Mask. I mistook him for a
Maverick, okay? I walked back to my couch and sat down crossed-legged. I could
have sworn Zero was staring at my ass the whole time I was up. Tsk-tsk-tsk.

“Strip
off.”

“Huh?” He
seemed confused. Should he be? I thought I explained it to him.

“Strip
off.” I repeated. “Can’t do much when you are dressed and I’m not, nee?”

He tilted
his head to the side. I gotta tell ya; for someone who thought he knew me he is
rather taking the other side of me rather well. Why? Perhaps I should ask him.
Or maybe… he already knew? Naw! How could he? I blinked when I saw him taking
off his T-shirt. Now it was me who was surprised. I watched him drop his shirt
and stared back at me.

“Are you
aware what this could lead to?”

“Yes, but
who cares?” I leaned forward to get a closer look. “Nobody’s going to know,
right? Besides, you dared me so let’s bring it on.”

“Can’t resist
double dares, can you?”

That glint
in his eye… there is definitely something more going on than a dare. I’m have
to admit that I’m kinda clueless but I feel that I don’t care at the moment. If
I ever get curious enough I’d just ask. I watched with interest when Zero
placed his hands onto his belt and undid it. The way he pushed it down so
slowly… droooool…

“Hm?” He
stared at me as I tried not to look so lustful. It was kinda hard because he
was really turning me on. No one made me feel so strangely excited. Not even
Alia. Blech, not that I care about her anymore!

Since for
some reason Zero stopped his stripping, I just stood up to give him a little
support so we can hurry and… damn, I just can’t knock off my perverted lust! I
can’t help it sometimes that I’m horny. I think Zero was getting rather horny
himself as my eyes drifted downward to his crotch and saw that a tent had
decided to set itself up in his boxers.

“Bet you’ve
been pretty popular with the girls at one time.” I remarked.

“What?” He
looked slightly annoyed. “Nooo… I don’t think so.”

My grin
increased when I heard that.

“Are you
trying to tell me you are still a virgin?”

“Yeah,” For
some reason he keeps looking so clueless. “Is there something wrong with that?”

“You!?” I
practically slapped my forehead. “I thought you’d be the kind who’d sleep with
lot’s of girls!”

I chuckled
slightly when I got an odd rejection from Zero’s face. I lowered my hands to
the side of his boxers, lowering my voice.

“I guess
I’ll just have to remedy that.”

Slowly I
pulled his boxers down and Zero’s erect cock sprang out. I gazed at it
lustfully for a second before moving downward and tried to get as much of it as
possible into my mouth. I listened to Zero’s groaning as my tongue slowly
licked every inch of his penis.

“Oh god…”
He grunted as I continued the slow licking and sucking.

Was this
situation confusing and fast? Even if it was I was enjoying myself already. I
know I shouldn’t be doing this… but it feels so good. Not before very long I
felt a sticky fluid start to drip out into my mouth. I was intrigued about this
taste. I never had a chance to go through a new experience like this before
which got my heart to race. It took another few seconds of sucking and
eventually Zero couldn’t seem to hold back and his cum sprayed into my mouth
which caught me off guard. I tried to swallow as much of it as I could but I
could feel some of it dripping out of my mouth and down my face.

I didn’t
think I could bring myself to swallow that much and moved back. In a result, I
got my face sprayed. A little unamused about this I wiped Zero’s cum off my
face. I’d probably need to shower off later on. I was surprised when Zero
kneeled down next to me and licked my face clean. As I felt his tongue running
on me I began to notice how dangerously close he was getting to my lips. Did he
want to kiss me? Shrugging, I thought why not? Having a sex with a guy and
kissing one makes a double first.

I allowed
him to lock lips with me which was rather nice. He seemed to want to taste more
of his own cum that spilled into my mouth as his tongue ran everywhere inside.
Awesome… I never suspected how much better this was with a guy than a girl. You
can do more and you can do it longer. ‘Kay, we just started here but I’m ready
to roll!

I grabbed
his body and brought him down on all fours. He seemed confused about what I was
planning on doing and I was about to show. I put my middle finger into my mouth
to wet it before putting it into Zero’s butthole. He seemed to be caught off
guard as he let out a yelp followed by a soft moan. I just simply ran my finger
inside him, trying to get it in a little deeper. Zero growled when I attempted
to. It didn’t stop me though.

With my
free hand, I ran it down through Zero’s body, messaging his tight. I got a feeling
he liked it too. There was no signs of objections in his voice or body. So I
started to message inside his tight that resulted an aroused action. He nearly
jumped up, almost causing me to fall back. I was able to keep him still and on
the ground for some reason.

“You dared
me so I’m not stopping until I’m finished.”

“I never
told you to stop.”

He grunted
when I pulled my finger out. But I wasn’t finished just quite yet. I placed
both of my hands on his buttocks and parted it, moving forward again. I heard a
loud gasp when I ran my tongue inside him. I listened to his grunts as I
continued. I had the oddest feeling that Zero was enjoying this and probably
wanted me do this to him for some time now. Don’t ask why I think that. It just
seems unnatural what was going on. I’m sure anyone can agree with me. I moved
backward with my tongue still out and dripping with drool. I wonder if I really
should do this. When I screw with girls I always end up regretting it.
Especially Alia! How would I know that I won’t start regretting this? Oh for
god’s shake! Now I’m starting to sound like my old self again!style="mso-spacerun: yes">

“You’re
good… Have you done this before?” He rasped.

“Yeah, but
only with chi” I ” I answered, panting slightly.

“You… you
done it with Alia?”

“No
comment. I want to forget everything I have done with that bitch!”

Zero seemed
rather pleased about that remark. He seems to LIKE the fact that Alia and I are
no longer a couple. It’s almost as if he… Naw… couldn’t be that. Or could it? I
don’t know, okay! I’m no longer sure what to do or think anymore!

I came back
to focus when I felt something wet on my neck. Zero was sucking onto it.
Probably to get me back into present. I suddenly forgot everything that was
trying to mock my mind and grabbed Zero’s sweaty body to get him closer.
Without giving out a warning I just went ahead and jammed my penis into his
opening.

“GAH!”

I bit my
bottom lip as my actions what my body wants controlled my will. Don’t want to
overdue it though. Even so, I started to pump him without hesitation. He didn’t
seem to mind. He just wrapped his arms around my back as I quickened the pace.
My body didn’t want to obey my mind’s hesitations. It wanted me to give it my
all. Slitting my crotch in and out of another one’s body felt so good. To please
Zero I grabbed his hard, sticky, cock and pulled it upward everytime I brought
my own out and then brought it down when I pulled it back in.

Up, out,
down, in, up, out, down, in, up… you get the pattern. Doing it so roughly
nearly caused Zero to scream out loud. Sure hope not because I just
rememberedthatthedoor’snotlocked! I don’t want that the same thing would end up
happening to me like it did to Alia! Of course if it were Alia who walked in
I’d just go “Ha-ha” and hope she faints.

“I’m
gonna…”

Zero didn’t
finish because the next thing I knew was that ripples of orgasm shot through
straight onto my torso. With a heavy grunt I could feel my own cum forcing its
way into Zero. He sat up, nearly screaming when I let it out. This feeling
wasn’t the first time I experienced, believe me. My mess was just dripping out
of Zero as I finally pulled out. I had to lock the door before someone decided
to come in and mock me.

(Meh, Lemon
was short and corny. It’s because of my writers block. Next Lemon will be much
better, promise.)

Zero just
laid on the floor, breathing hard and looking at me. I just shrugged and wiped
some of the sticky fluid off my torso, licking some of it from my hand. I
finally made my way to my stupid door and locked it. Yet, I felt that everything
was over now. I did have fun though. Oh yeah… let’s not forget the report now
shall we? Otherwise when I need to fill in some files and I don’t know how the
only excuse I would have is “I forgot about since I was having sex”

That excuse
will never get you off the hook but it’s amusing to look at the reaction you’d
get. It’s a scream. I never tried it though and I doubt that I might want to. I
just know it’s a scream. I picked up the folder and opened it to run some
things through. It was just everyday stuff. Nothing new. Why do they keep
forcing me to do this shit all the time? Like I have anything better to do… You
laugh…

I guess I
should get to work on my computer… and NOT to look up porn! Not as if it’s all
the fun anymore! I threw the folder on my desk and stretched. I feel totally
great. No prizes for guessing why. I wanted to put aside my deviousness and put
some concern to Zero. Was this really okay? I couldn’t find out because when I
turned to look at him he was asleep on the floor. I think they should give him
a day off. I hear he’s been working too hard lately so he’s often tired. Doing
sex makes one tiredness double. Isn’t it so?

I walked
over him and picked him up with both arms, carrying him to my bed and putting
him down. After pulling the covers over his nude, sweaty, body I opened the
window that was right above my bed. I felt refreshed when fresh air blew in and
through my hot chest. (Mmm, yummies!) I left it open so Zero could have some
fresh air too. Nothing like a breeze to freshen you up or…

I took
another cigarette out from my pack and lit it up. Taking a puff I felt even
more refreshed. Ahhh… Nothing feels better than smoking something after
having a decent sex. No,
really. Take my word for it. Try it sometime.

Of course
I’m going to have to shower off now. Then when Zero wakes up there may be a lot
of explaining to do. In the meant time I probably have to work after I took a
shower and brush my teeth. But it was really something that got me all excited.
My very first time screwing a guy and I feel great. It’s as if I could do it
more often… Often? After Alia cheated me and all and stuff I feel rather…

I couldn’t
help but smirk. I took out a small block of paper and wrote down some names. I
observed it for a bit as I took a closer look. Perhaps I’m going too far. But
just to go on a sure side, I put a check mark next to Zero’s name. I should
just stop being such a per…

I’ll just
go out tonight and have a beer! Maybe that’ll get my mind off this stupid idea!
I wonder if I’ll run into Axl while I’m at it. I’ve got some news for that kid.
Grr… I’d better not run into Gate though! style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>Forget about it! I’m going to get some work
done here before I go anywhere. Are we having fun yet? Soon we’ll be having
more. Oh yeeeeeah.