Sheena's First Time

“Woe is me!” cried Sheena as he wandered the uncharacteristically
empty streets of Gregminster.  He had just been dumped by Lotte, the
seven hundred thirty sixth girl to have rejected him.  And that was
just in the past two weeks.

“I can’t go on like this...!” he wailed, the misery evident
in his voice.  “I’ve got to talk to someone about this! 
I just...”  That’s when he found himself in front of the
Gregminster Inn.  “Eh, sure, that’ll do.”

Sheena stepped inside the building, hoping to catch a friendly ear in a place
where everyone knew his name.  But since Cheers didn’t exist in
the world of Suikoden, he had to settle for Marie, the only woman who
didn’t reject his presence (and coincidentally the only woman Sheena
hadn’t yet tried to pick up).

Now, unbeknownst to Sheena, who had spent the entirety of the past two weeks
chasing girls nonstop, Marie had undergone an extensive new treatment. 
This procedure was known as liposuction, and it had been recently invented
by a rebel group of students under Doctor Liukan, who wisely opposed the
dangerous practice.  It continued, however, in spite of the doctor’s
protests.

The entire first floor of the inn lacked any life; candles were lit in the
restaurant, but not a single soul was dining.  Though it was evening,
this did strike Sheena as odd.  But he was still determined to find
his friend...a good old buddy he could count on...a great gal who was always
around...a total heifer he’d stick his dick in if he ever got drunk
enough.  That’s how desperate he was getting.

But before he could continue with the sick little fantasy, a woman was coming
down the stairs.  As usual, Sheena dug deep into his bag of suave, classy
lines, delivering to her a greeting that was naturally charmind fnd full
of grace.

“Hey baby.  Wanna play a game of hide the penis?”

The woman, unresponsive, continued walking until the candlelight revealed
her face.

Sheena squinted and cocked his head.  “Don’t I know you?”

“You sure do...” spoke Marie.  “And to answer your
question...I’d be delighted.”

“Huh?!” The boy’s eyes nearly bulged out of his skull. 
There, standing before him, was the small frame of a woman, yet it contained
the face of his innkeeper friend, save a chin or two.  She was positively
breathtaking squeezed into a smaller version of her usual dress, a garment
which was promptly thrown to the floor when she tore it off like Velcro.

Sheena gulped.  “M-Marie...”  Many a time had he hit
on females, but since none of them had ever returned his so-called affections,
he didn’t really know whatdo ido in the case that someone actually did.

“Come over here, Sheena,” instructed the thin Marie, who was clad
only in her bra and panties.

He obeyed without hesitation, but was about to find out why Dr. Liukan was
opposed to his students’ lipo practice.

“’re lucky that today I chose to wear one that hooks in the
front,” she said, pointing to her bra.  “Now...take it off.”

Laughing nervously, the boy reached up and attempted to undo the clasp. 
However, he was distracted by the movement of her breasts due to his
struggling.  Snapping out of his brief trance, he managed to remove
the hook.  He felt himself become hard as he parted the white fabric.

It became too much for him to handle.  In the next instant occurred
phenomenon so bizarre that only a rebel who studied under Liukan could explain
it.

Marie’s body became a fountain for suppressed body parts; breasts which
weren’t there before suddenly poured out at an incredible rate, ample
and unrelenting.  They did not stop until they spilled onto the floor,
burying Sheena beneath their inhuman mass.

“Hee hee hee.”  Marie blushed slightly in amusement, and then
with a snap of her fingers, her fortysomething mammaries retracted to a size
more appropriate for her tiny frame.  “If you couldn’t tell,
I had a bit of liposuction done.  Now, guess where they put the fat?”

“In my mouth?” queried Sheena with a gasp.  He was lying on
his back, a milky slime oozing down his chin.

The innkeeper giggled again as she slid the nylon straps off of her
shoulders.  “No, silly.  Now, get up.”  When he
did so, she delivered the next instruction.  “Remove my panties.”

Mumbling incoherently, Sheena did as he was told, physically commanding her
grandma drawers to the floor.  Having learned his lesson the first time,
he immediately drew back and shielded himself with his arms.

Five minutes elapsed before he realized that nothing had happened. 
“Huh...?”  He opened his eyes to see a very normal woman’s
figure in front of him.  “Oh.”  He breathed a sigh of
relief, but then, he was hit with the realization that for the first time,
he was alone in a room with a naked and willing female.

Yesssssssssssss!! he thought to himself.

“Ho ho...” Marie was staring at him with a devious smile. 
“If you think I’m going to be that easy...well...you’re
right!!”

Sheena’s eyes widened as the woman lowered herself to the floor, knees
bent.

“You push people’s buttons all the time.  Well...I’d
like you to push my button.”  She spread her legs, giving
him more than an eyeful.  “Push it, squeeze it, tease it, lick
it...mmm...come on, Sheena, I know you want to.”  With an exaggerated
anticipatory moan, she arched her back, thrusting her tits toward the ceiling.

The boy did not hesitate to get down on all fours, slowly crawling towards
the eager woman.  His lips parted, and his head inched closer and closer
to her vaginal bounty.  He thought he was in sweet heaven as his nose
took in the wondrous aroma of mustiness, Gordon, and trout.  Sheena
wholedickedly thanked the deities up above as the tip of his tongue began
to lap animatedly at Marie’s throbbing clit.

“Ohhh...” Marie moaned as a rumbling noise began within her.

Sheena immediately moved back, offended by the woman’s sudden need to
cleanse her colon.  About a second later, he realized it was something
more than that.

The tremors started on the floor beneath Marie shortly afterward, while her
pleasured cries continued.  “Ohhhh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...”

At this time, Sheena began to panic, quite understandably. 
“Wh-what’s happening?” he shouted, frantically turning his
head back and forth as paintings and urns began to shake all around the
room.  “What...”  He brought his gaze dead center when
it hit him.

A scalding horizontal torrent shot out of Marie’s slit, hundreds of
gallons thoroughly blasting into the boy.  Sheena was thrown onto his
back by the sheer volume of the fishy glop and skidded twenty-seveet
eet
or so across the floor.  A hot, rancid flood washed over him a few times
before finally evaporating into the air, blessing it with its dank, toxic
fragrance.

Sheena remained sprawled on his back, clearly traumatized by the raging
cuntgeyser.  With his head turned to the side, his eyes managed to shift
as the woman began to approach him.  He let out something that sounded
like a whimper, steaming drops of woman cum blurring his vision.

“Not a bad Australian kiss for a beginner,” Marie said,
giggling.  “Now, let’s try the traditional.”

The boy was unresponsive, save for the occasional twitch.  This made
Marie impatient, but she masked her feelings well.

“Yo, Sheena!” was the last thing he heard before something hit
him hard across the cheek.

“Uh...?” Sheena blinked before turning his face from the right,
becoming horrified by the sight before him.

Marie stood, legs slightly apart, but something completely unnatural protruded
from them.  Two unnatural things, in fact.  Enlarged, fleshly wings,
her netherlabia had also undergone a similar procedure her breasts had. 
But a truly unusual event was involved this time; it was almost as though
her monstrous beef curtains had taken on a life of their own.

Sheena stifled a yelp as the woman’s right labia morphed into a
pinkish-brown fist, shaking threateningly at the boy.  He frantically
pushed himself backwards as the unrelenting fist came closer, not stopping
until he had hit the wall, and the grotesque, bloated appendage was a mere
inch away from his face.

“Feel my pussy power.”

What followed was a series of rapid strikes to the boy’s face. 
Back and forth whipped the openhanded vaginal extension against Sheena’s
cheeks, each slap as powerful as the last.

Suddenly this abuse ceased; Sheena was certain to seize opportunity and do
the first brave, manly thing that came to mind.

“Ahhhh!!” came the falsetto scream, straight from Sheena’s
throat.  He scrambled to his feet and darted around Marie, desperately
trying to get away from the psychotic woman.

Marie laughed and turned around as her vaginal lips relaxed, hanging loosely
at her knees.  “So...that’s the game you want to play? 
Well...fine!”  She bounced after him, her titanic, flapping cunt
hungry for more physical contact, be it violent or wet.

Round and round the reception area they went, Marie eventually gaining on
Sheena.  She chased him into a corner and pushed him down, letting her
moist mutation descend upon him.  Without picking him up, the dripping
wet labia surrounded and tucked themselves beneath the boy, enveloping him
up to the neck.  Sheena screamed again as the living blankets briefly
contracted, leaving little lung capacity for him.

“Mmm...” The lusty innkeeper giggled and freed Sheena of the
constricting cunt cocoon.  Sheena’s entire body emerged naked as
Marie’s pussy then returned to normal size.  “Now...I want
you to take me.”

Without even questioning why he lacked clothing, Sheena moved to a standing
position, his backside to M.&nb.  “I...I can’t.”

“Why not?”

Sheena bowed his head and began to weep openly.

Marie walked around to the front of Sheena to find him pointing to a small
appendage at his middle.  “DAMN!” she shouted abruptly, but
then saw Sheena glaring at her.  “Err, I mean...I see.  Well,
has that...always been a problem?  It’s not what a man has, but
how he uses it--” She turned her head to the side--“Damn!”--and
then back to Sheena.  “I mean...how is it for you?”

“I...I wouldn’t know,” blubbered Sheena.  “I’ve
never had sex.  Even though girls reject me over and over, a part of
me...that part...is secretly glad I never get that far.”

“I know,” said Marie, suddenly holding him close and patting him
on the head.  “That’s how it was for me before the lipo.”

“Y-you mean...you have a penis too?”

“I had one.  I had one.”  Marie began to tear
up as well.  “Most people think...that I was uncomfortable with
my weight...but that’s not true!  I’ve always wanted a pussy...the
lipo was...just a cover...I-I’m so grateful to have one as big as mine
now!”

The two hugged one another even more tightlyd thd thus commenced the obligatory
bout of angst.

“Angst...”

“ANGST...”

“Angst...”

“ANGST...”

“Angst...”

“ANNNGST...”

Marie calmly released Sheena.  “Okay, that’s enough
bonding.  Let’s fuck.”

“B-b-but...Marie...”

“It’ll be all right.  Here, I’ll show you a trick.”

“O-okay.”

Marie guided Sheena to the dusty, roach infested floor, and knelt beside
him as he leaned back.  She grabbed hold of his two-inch peter and gave
it a tug.

Sheena yelped.  “Wh-what are you doing?!” he cried out, hacking
from time to time.

“Don’t worry, it’ll make you hard.”

“It’ll--cough!--kill me!  Cough!  Marie!”

The woman ignored the boy’s protests, continuously yanking on his flaccid
mangherkin.  Soon afterward her hand movements had converted to a smooth
stroking, not very gentle but kinder than literal jerking.  After thirty
minutes of doing this, Marie let go and arose.  She stood in front of
Sheena, triumphant hands on her hips.

Sheena, on the other hand, was in a somewhat somnolent state.

“I don’t understand,” Marie said in disappointment. 
“That should’ve worked.  Now, what did I...”  She
put a hand to her chin, entering thought just as something entered her snatch.

“Huh?  Whoa...!” Marie felt the entire room pass before her,
only stopping when a wall violently collided with her back.  Whatever
penetrated her slit was now snaking its way inside with ease.  Marie
reached down and felt something long and hard in front of her.  She
opened her eyes to see that at the end of the fifty-foot pole was none other
than Sheena.

Marie smiled.  “Good.  Now, can you bring me back over?”

Sheena’s super-elongated prick drew back with Marie still on it. 
About three feet in front of the boy, the head unearthed itself from the
woman’s love cavern and set her feet safely on the floor.  At the
end of its retraction, the boner stood proudly atop Sheena’s body at
six inches tall.

“I love you, Marie,” said Sheena.  “Thank you for helping
me find myself.”

“No prob,” Marie replied as she lowered herself onto him, straddling
him.  “Now let’s get it on.”

And thus began an eighteen hoursionsion of lovemaking.  It was beautiful
because there was nothing dirty or impossible about it.

Sheena occasionally touched Marie’s G-spot (IT WAS MARKED “G”
FOR GOD DAMN) and Marie had a bajillion more raging orgasms,
even long after Sheena had had his (which, sadly, was still only two minutes
after penetration).  Sheena would go on to contract two STDs from Marie,
who ended up pregnant.  Oddly enough, Sheena was the one to give birth
to quadruplet buttbabies.  He would also undergo the normal m-preg in
another fanfic with Krin, a real beautiful love story by a rabid fangirl.
 It would be sure to attract all sorts of praise in the future. 
But for now, let’s stick to the present.

Marie tossed her head back, dripping sweat flying free of her brow. 
With a moan of pleasure, she bent down to give Sheena a kiss, when the front
door suddenly swung open.

“What the hell?!” shouted a male’s voice.

Sheena tilted his torso to the side, catching sight of the visitor. 
With a smile, he waved back as he greeted the familiar face.

“Hiya, Dad!”