Anger Management

Chaos: They Know, OK!? You don’t have to repeat the damn title every chapter!

CC13(angry): Anger management…….. Chapter 8 -_-

Chaos: Aww what’s a matter?

Sonic: Chaos, stop being a jerk!

CC13: Yeah! Don’t interrupt me when I’m saying the title….or else!

Chaos: Or else what? Ha! Don’t tell me your going to beat me up with your little puny chao arms! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CC13: Oh I’m not, It’s something far, far more….shall we say….painful. *_*

Chaos(alarmed): Eh? What’s that?

(Suddenly a whiplash is heard as Chaos turns around and sees Sonic holding a bullwhip and a rather painful looking…..*ahem*….toy.

Chaos: Eyyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! x_x

(Chaos runs for dear life)

Sonic: Go ahead CC13, I’ll “punish” him later! ^_^

CC13: Thanks Sonic! Well folks, enjoy CHAPTER 8 of……ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!

(she bows and exits)


ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 8: Sweet Driving


I’m happy everyone liked the breakfast I made (this is the first time I cooked too ^_^). After Sonic and the others finished indulging themselves in food, we voted to go to the beach to spend the day as Sonic and the others seldom get any vacation because of Eggman’s constant attack on Station Square.

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I packed some suntan lotions, some chilidogs, and a couple of beverages(Chaos Soda of course! I need to advertise ~_~). We boarded the elevator and went down to the lobby of my building. Upon arriving, I informed the receptionist to activate the anti-personnel chain guns around my office incase any of the damn paparazzi decided to visit.“And make sure none of them live the next sunrise!,“ I chirped happily to the now worried receptionist. After I was sure, we got out of the building. Then Sonic suddenly shouted.

“OK, last one there is a rotten egg!,” shouted Sonic as he prepared to run. *sigh* I swear that’s all he ever does. “Wait!,” I said catching his attention. “What? Oh sorry I forgot you really cant run that fast! Oh I know, I’ll carry you if you’d like?,” Sonic happily offered. I blushed at the response and quickly regained my composure. “Erm, well not that I’m slow….but maybe we could take my Private car?,” I said as Knuckles and Shadow wondered around looking for the car. Sonic was also looking around when I walked to a harmless looking fire hydrant and pressed a switch located at the top.

As soon as I pressed it, the street in-front of us opened up to reveal a slick blue Saleen S7(visit google.com for images). Everyone, even Sonic was gawking at the car. Knuckles mouth was watering.

I then broke the silence by honking the horn of the car. That snapped them out of their trance.

“Damn Chaos! I didn’t know you have a car….an expensive one to booth!,” Knuckles said as he looked at the car’s slick exterior. “Let me take the wheels! I’ve always wanted to drive one!,” screamed Shadow as he got into the driver’s seat. “No! Since I’m faster than all of you guys, I get to drive! Move over Faker,” Sonic shouted as he shoved shadow away from the driver’s seat. “Nobody shoves the ultimate life-form! Grahhh!,” shouted Shadow as he tackled Sonic out of the car. Knuckles was too busy looking at the cars exterior…..oblivious to the fist fight that now ensued. I took the liability of taking the seat and honking the horn loudly at the two hedgehogs. “OK you two, get in the car….or I dispose of your chilidogs!,” I threatened as I gave the pack of chilidogs I was holding a squish. That got their attention as the two of them seated on the back. “I take shotgun!,” Knuckles said happily as he jumped in the front seat. “Now that your all seated, let‘s get going,” I told them as I started the car. Hmm, my car’s engine is purring like a kitten….quiet. “I didn’t know you could drive?,” Sonic asked as he munched on a chilidog.

“Well Sonic, I got my driver’s license a year ago before I started my company! I may be the god of destruction but that doesn’t mean I can’t make a living,” I said with a grin. “Well yeah, I mean you almost destroyed this city and tried to kill us….oops,” Knuckles gulped as he faked a smile. That got me boiling. “Well sorry for what I’ve done in the past Knuckles, but 2000 years inside a the Master Emerald tend to drive one loco! And Besides that, I was pissed off at what your people did to me back then!,” I replied sarcastically. “Ok, ok, I get the point! Let’s get this…..,” Before he could, I pressed a switch labeled NITRO and sent the car zooming to the highway. “Gooooooinnnnng!,” screamed the surprised echidna.
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It’s been 10 minutes now….the trip to the beach is going smoothly. At this speed, we’ll be there at about 15 minutes. Suddenly without warning, Knuckles started touching my crotch. “Hey stop it! Can’t you see I’m driving!?,” I said to the echidna. “Hey relax, I’m just killing time,” he said as he bended down and started licking my groin. I just noticed now that Sonic and Shadow were making out in the back seat….how the fuck did I not noticed that…..and as for Knuckles. “Ahhh….OH SHIT!,” I moaned and screamed as the car almost crashed with a bus. Knuckles didn’t give a damn as he continued to suck my cock, his head bobbing up and down like a pogo stick. Man…I hope no none notices us, luckily I put on the hood of the car. “Ohhh crap…ahhh!….ahhh!,” I heard Sonic moan. I tilted the rear-view mirror and almost came at what I saw…Sonic was humping shadow(mercenary style ~_~) from the back-seat.

Meanwhile, Knuckles continued to suck me off as I focused with all my might not to crash the damn car. “Knux….ahhhhhh!,” I moaned as I cummed inside Knuckles’s mouth. “Haahhhhh…..don’t….do that….again!,” I said to the echidna as I tried to regain my breath. Knuckles liked some of my cum off his fingers and just grinned mischievously. “Sorry, you look like you needed to relieve some anger after what I said a while ago,” Knuckles said casually. “Well….thanks….but don’t do it while I’m driving!,” I said to Knuckles. Then I heard another moan and quickly looked at Sonic and Shadow…..It looks like they made a mess on my leather seats. “Wow…Sonic…that was great,” Shadow gasped as he wiped some sweat from his eyebrows. “Wait ‘till we get to the beach Shadow….,” grinned Sonic.

Whoop-dee-doo, I can’t wait to go to the beach…

CC13: Well that’s that!

Chaos: Well that was short and stupid…

CC13: Hey, I have a certain chameleon on CHAPTER 9 of this fic getting jiggly with you! ^_^

Chaos: O_o Hell no……

CC13: Sorry for the short chapter folks….I need some time to finish chapter 9, ‘cause homework is pilling up on my desk….~_~;

Chaos: You do homework?

CC13: Sadly….Anyway, see you all on CHAPTER 9 of ANGER MANAGEMENT! Don’t miss out as a certain chameleon falls for a trap! See ya!