Anger Management

CC13: Welcome back to another deliciously weird and funny(not to mention kinky) chapter of ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!

Chaos: Do you really have to capitalize all those letters and shout it?

CC13: Not really! It’s just fun! *_*

Chaos: O…K, how did you HS…wachamacalit go?

CC13: Oh it was easy! Although stupid! Hey, where’s Sonic?

Chaos: Oh…he went to buy something, I don’t know what though. He told me it was a surprise.

CC13: Hehehe….

Chaos: What?

CC13: Nothing! Nothing! Anyway folks, without further delay…

Chaos: Delay my ass! This Chapter is fucking weird! Weird I tell you!

CC13: As I was saying(before I was rudely interrupted) I present to you….ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! CHAPTER 7!!! WHOOOO!!!!

Chaos(annoyed): Whooo….yaaaaaaay.…

CC13: Oh quite you! ^_^

Chaos: -_- You are a really, really sick0minded chao!

CC13: I take that as a compliment! ~_~

Chaos: *_* I’ll shut up now…..

Translations for Japanese words:

Kawaii - cute

Hentai - pervert/perverted

Bukkake - Sperm bath

ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 7: Sweet Surprises


“Woah…what the fuck happened?,” I said groggily as I examined my surroundings. It was morning, about 9:30. Then I noticed…er…felt a certain…ahem…something inside my ass. “Eh?,” I said awkwardly as I notice Shadow and me were still connected. I blushed as I quietly squeezed his morning erection out of my ass. It came out with a plop. “Unnnggg…,” moaned Shadow sleepily as he brought his thumb to his mouth and began to suck on it. Aw, how kawaii!!! Now I really wished I had a camera. As I stood up, I noticed that Knuckles’s cock was still inside Shadow’s ass, while Sonic was still inside Knuckles. The sight before me brought me into full erection! But I quickly dismissed the thought….because even though I’m made of water….my ass was sore as hell! And that would be just a big mistake to wake them up….ow…my poor ass!

I decided to make breakfast as I awkwardly walked to the kitchen(holding my ass). “Hmm…bacon and eggs nice….hmmm.…eggs…No! Bad Chaos! Bad!,” I said as I scolded myself for the naughty thoughts. Man I’m starting to become horny as Sonic! I quickly grabbed a chef’s hat, an apron with the words “Adopt a Chao!”(I sewed it there myself ~_~), a spatula, and frying pan and started making breakfast. Hmm…what does Sonic like?,” I pondered as I heated the stove. “Ah! Chilly Dogs!,” I said happily as I opened the fridge and took out some hotdogs. “Now for the Chili…Where am I gonna get chili? I’ve got it!,” I chirped excitedly as I grabbed the kitchen phone and called for one of the security-guards downstairs. “Hello? Anybody there?,” I said on the line. A gruff voice answered from the other line. “Oh Hello Mr. Zero! How may I help you today!?,” answered the man. “I need you to get me a dozen can ‘o chili ASAP! I‘ll give you a raise!,” I shouted franticly. “Yes sir Mr. Zero! I’ll deliver it to you right away!,” and with that said, the line went dead. To me, the Chaos emeralds are power…to them, money is power ^_^!

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5 minutes later, a bag full of canned chili was delivered to the front lobby of my office. I quickly tipped the guard a 50 dollar bill and told him to go back to his post. He happily ran to the elevator whistling a tune. After that, I hurriedly made the chili dogs, bacon and eggs. I then pondered on what food Shadow would like. Then since he’s similar to Sonic maybe he’ll also eat the chili dogs! Now I have Knuckles to worry about…the Echidna is always picky about his food and would likely prefer beef over veggies….hmmmm….beef….the other red meat….“Damn it! No! Evil thoughts! Evil thoughts!,” I said as I smacked myself. I accidentally dropped the spatula and bended down to pick it up. Unknown to me, Knuckles had already woken up from my constant yelping, while the two hedgies are still asleep, snoring and with drool coming out of their mouth. He then went to the kitchen door and closed it behind him…then he saw me.

The sight before him made his mouth water. There before him was me, wearing a chef’s hat and an apron…bending down to pick up something….with my ass sticking out in the air…waiting…and waiting…

“Hey there sexy!,” I heard Knuckles said. Before I had time to react, he quickly jumped on my exposed rear….and jammed his morning erection inside of me! “Ahhhh! Knuckles! Stop it! I’m trying to make breakfast….aahhh….here!,” I moaned as I tried to pull his cock out of my already sore ass. Obviously he didn’t giving a damn as I moaned in pleasure from his “intrusion” of my cooking. “Relax Chaos….uuuhhhh….ahhhh….I’m just returning the favor for what you did to me a couple of days ago!,” Knuckles said as he continued to pound me. I blushed as I remembered how me and Sonic “ambushed” Knuckles and had a threesome with him. A slippery smacking sound can be heard as he went in and out of me like a jackhammer on a construction side(pardon the pun -_-). “Ohhhh Chaos….Sonic was right when he said your ass was so wet and fucking slippery! Ahhhh Fuck!,” cried Knuckles as he came inside me. I couldn’t take It anymore as I came with a moan all over my apron. “Ohhhhh…..Damn!,“ I cried in pleasure as I came. Note to self, wash cum stained apron.

After that, Knuckles grabbed my face and kissed me. “Good Morning!,” He said cheerfully as if the whole thing never happened. After that he went out the door and into the bathroom. I was dumbfounded by his reaction and decided to ignore the new irritating pain in my ass. “I’ll be walking funny for a week,” I moaned as I scratched my butt.

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I was done with the cooking when Shadow opened the kitchen door. “ Good morning Chaos!,” Shadow chirped as he opened a cabinet and pulled some sliced bread. “How the hell did he find that?!,” I pondered to myself. I swear his nose could sniff food a mile away, heck probably more!

“Your cooking breakfast? I thought you don’t know how to cook? And what‘s with the wet apron?,” questioned Shadow as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Well Tikal’s been teaching me how to cook for quite a while now,” I said proudly as I stretched my arms over my head. “OK, but what’s with the wet apron though?,” asked Shadow innocently. “I…er…well…I spilled some water on it while I was cooking!,” I lied as I pointed to the sink. “Oh…OK, I’ll go wait for you at the dining room then,” and with that he ran out the door carrying he sliced bread. I looked at my apron and groaned….I need to buy stain removers….again. Suddenly without warning, Sonic opened the door….interrupting my progress.

“Hey Chaos! Sleep Well?,” cooed Sonic with a grin. “Yes, except Shadow as humping me during his sleep…probably thought I was you!,” I blushed as I starred at Sonic’s morning erection. “Hey, you were moaning the whole time! In fact, you woke me up from your constant squeals of delight!,” He said laughing. “Smartass,” I groaned as I took of my apron and hanged it. “Out with you Sonic! I have to clean the kitchen now!,” I said as I shoved him out the door. “Didn’t know you were a cleanaholic Chaos!,” Sonic said as he chuckled outside the door. “I’ll get you for that!,” I swore under my breath.

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I finally finished cleaning the kitchen and prepared the food on the dining table. Sonic and Shadow were already sitting there. Knuckles was no where to be found. He’s probably taking a bath. Then suddenly we all hear a shriek coming from the bathroom! We immediately ran and opened the door….only to discover a very flustered Knuckles with an choking an Omochao with his right hand! “Wait! Wait! Don’t hurt me!,” squeled the little metal chao as he tried to pry himself of Knuckles grasp. “I’ll thrash you good you fucking pervert! You scared me half to death!,” shouted Knuckles as he balled his other hand into a fist. Sonic and Shadow were on the floor laughing their ass off. As much as I was enjoying this little soap opera, I know I had to save the little bastard from being turned to scrap metal. “How the hell did you get inside my office!? I thought you left!?,” I screamed as I snatched the little chao form Knuckles grasp. “I never left!,” Omochao replied happily as I looked at him sternly.

“Remember the stealth suit you gave me?,” he added. Then a look of horror appeared on the face of Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Myself as we realized that the little pervert saw all that happened in my office…..the foursome and the scene in the kitchen…..and now….Knuckles taking a bath! “You little hentai! I’ll rip your head off!,” screamed Knuckles as he lunged at Omochao. I managed to stop him by creating a barrier made of water around him. Sonic and Shadow really didn’t gave a damn that Omochao was watching….heck the two were blushing and smiling like giddy schoolgirls when they heard the news! Me on the other hand, I rely couldn’t do anything about it since it already happened.

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After about 10 minutes, Me and the guys went to the dining table with the perverted Omochao in tow. We then put the little perv into a small steel cage and hanged him over the table like a canary. “OK runt! Start talking! Why the hell are you spying on us!?,” I screamed. “Well….you never paid me when I told you about were Shadow was!,” shouted Omochao. “Well fine! I’ll pay you! Just get the hell out a here!,” I groaned. “Um…. could I keep the video?,” Omochao asked innocently with puppy dog eyes. “You took a video of the entire thing!? You really are a pervert! NO! NO! NO!,” I shouted to the chao. I’m beginning to lose my patience. I then noticed a tear running down Omochao’s cheek. Oh great…I made him cry. “P…please….can I keep the….v…vi…video? I really think you guys are cool….so I decided to videotape you guys…*sniff*…*sniff*….I’m really sorry…,” cried Omochao as tears ran down his eyes like tiny rivulets. I didn’t even know he could cry , maybe I was a little hard on him. After all, he is a chao….It’s in his nature to be curious.

“Fine….If you guys agree with it,” I said to Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles. “Well as long as he doesn’t show it to anyone but himself, were fine with that!,” said Sonic and Shadow. “How about you Knuckles?,” I said looking at the angry echidna. “Well, three against one, so yeah, I’m ok with is,” Knuckles blushed as he crossed his arms. After saying that, Omochao was thrilled and clapped his hands like a happy child. I then got him out of the cage and grabbed him. “But before you go, I’ll personally reward you since your our only fan to get this close to us!,” I purred mischievously as I told the others to take a seat on the coach. Before Omochao could respond, I brought him down to my crotch and shoved my cock inside his metallic mouth. The whole thing shocked Sonic and the others, then I winked at them and they got the idea. But I was surprised when Omochao actually started sucking on my dick. The others were getting hard and jerking off at the sight before them. “Wow! I feel honored to suck on your dick guardian!,” Omochao chirped as he continued to lick the tip of my cock. “Ahhhh….just….ooh…keep sucking!,” I moaned as I shoved my erection deeper inside his mouth. Man I can’t believe this guy! He’s deep throating my entire cock! “Oh fuck, at least you can give head you little perv!,” I said as I pushed in and out of his mouth, my limit almost reached. I can tell the guys were reaching their limit as I eyed Knuckles rubbing his dick furiously. “Ohhh fucking hell!,” I cried as I came inside Omochao’s mouth. Which the little guy happily drank. “Got cum?,” Omochao smiled. I noticed a cum stain over his mouth.


Knuckles got up from the coach and without warning came all over Omochao’s face. “Fuck yeah you little bastard!,“ shouted Knuckles angrily as he came all over the little chao. Sonic and Shadow also joined him as they splurted their spooge all over Omochao, coating him in cum. “Ahhhhhhggggg!,” shouted both Sonic and Shadow as they emptied themselves. After that, Omochao happily blushed and kissed each of us in the cheek, before collapsing.

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After a while, Omochao woke up and noticed how stickly his whole body was. I thought he’ll be angry at us but I was surprised when he flew up to my face and kissed me on the cheek! “Thank you guardian….,” Omochao said as a single tear ran down his cheek. “You don’t know how much this means to me….,” he said softly. “Just remember your part of the deal, ok?,” I said as wiped the tear of his cheek. “Yeah, I’m really sorry about what I did earlier,” said Knuckles sratching the back of his head. “We don‘t really hate you Omochao,” Sonic said with a smile. “Yeah, your just annoying sometimes,” Shadow added. After that he smiled and flew out the window. “Man I hope he learns his lesson…,” I said to myself. “Hey Chaos, there’s a not under your foot!,” Knuckles said. I picked it up and began to read…..

Dear Guardian, Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles,

Thank you all for the wonderful time…..Don’t worry, I’ll keep my promise.

Love, your #1 fan ,
Omochao
P.S.
Don’t worry about the bill, what you did to me was more than enough! ^_^
*wink* *wink*


“Same old Omochao,” I mused. After the little event. We ate our breakfast and decided to go to the beach. But that will be another time…..

CC13: Whew! My hands are aching!

Chaos: You put Omochao in there! I am not a chao molester!

CC13: Oh you liked it….~_~

Chaos: …….

CC13: Oh here comes Sonic! Hey Sonic…..what the!

(Sonic is seen with a dominatrix suit, a collar on the left hand and a whip on the right)

Sonic: Oh Chaos…..Put you collar on ‘cause you’ve been a bad boy!

Chaos: Eep!!!

Sonic: I’m going to have to spank you with this whip you bad, bad little chao!

Chaos: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Chaos runs away screaming, with Sonic not far behind)

CC13: O…..K! Well don’t forget to review you guys! I’m sorry that this chapters a little weird….I’ve been getting crazy ideas lately….*_*

(You hear a whip crack in the background and cries of pain)

CC13: ^_^ Well, see you all later in CHAPTER 8 of……ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!
And don’t forget to send me your ideas!