The Freak and The Theif
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+G through L › Jak & Daxter
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,847
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Jak and Daxter. Though I wish I did. I really do... I do own Ruean though. She my bitch. Also I do not make any profit off this story. This is just for my (and anyone who wants to read)'s enjoyment.
Chapter Four
Jak burst into the Hip Hog Heaven Saloon. Daxter, who walked in beside him, stopped dead in his tracks. There, behind the counter, was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Being so small he had to make his impression on her BIG.
“Hey hun, what you got that is hot and uh…” He then realized he had seen her once before. “You work for the underground!” She quickly shushed him.
“I’m Tess. I am undercover. I’m trying to get information out of Krew.”
“I love ‘undercover’ work baby! But uh. Two can work better than one.” He jumped behind the counter and started rummaging through the bottles. Making Tess giggle.
“I’m trying to get information too.” Jak looked out for Krew. Not seeing the floating blob he spoke again. “Ruean was taken in by Errol. They knocked her out and took her away.” Tess covered her mouth in shock. Tears brimmed her eyes as she spoke again.
“She’s been there before. They did horrible things to her. She never spoke of them but I knew her before she went in the first time. She came out four years ago a different person. She escaped. There was a metal head attack. A lot of KG members got called out to fight them off. A lot of men died. When they came back she was gone. Her name was all over the city. We didn’t see her for days. I found her a little over a week later after the first big snow storm of winter. She had bite marks on her right arm. There were metal head prints in the snow. Her body was dragged across town. By a metal head and left right in front of HQ. We still don’t know how or why the metal head did it and didn’t kill her. She never spoke of it. She never talks about what happened in there or how she escaped. She might try again.” She stopped when she heard a hiccup. She looked down to see a very drunk Daxter. Immediately the tears went away and she giggled. He began to sing, loudly and out of tune.
“I SOME TIMES FEEL SO VERY, VERY SWELL!!!…DRYYYY” He looked over to see Krew floating behind Krew. “You know what Krew? You gots no vishion. This place could be a real swinging joint! More mackin more WOMEN!” He swung an arm toward Tess. “Jak knows what I’m talking about…” He wrapped an arm around him. “I love you man…” Jak rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders. Daxter had passed out on his shoulder.
“Krew how do you get into the jail?”
“Piss off a guard.” Krew looked at Jak. “And why would you want to get into the jail? Hmm?”
“That’s my business.”
“Well what would be in it for me if I told you the information?”
“I don’t have anything to pay with.”
“That pet of yours.” He rubbed his sausage fingers over Daxter’s back waking him. “That fur would go nicely with my silk suits.”
“Never. I’ll find away.” He walked past Krew and out the door. Sig was on the other side.
“Woah Cherries. What brings you two here?”
“I need to get back into the Jail. I need to get Ruean out.” Sig gave an understanding look. He looked around and waiting for a KG member to get out of earshot.
“Ask Torn about Vin. Tell him to send you to him. He’ll help you out.”
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“Hey hun, what you got that is hot and uh…” He then realized he had seen her once before. “You work for the underground!” She quickly shushed him.
“I’m Tess. I am undercover. I’m trying to get information out of Krew.”
“I love ‘undercover’ work baby! But uh. Two can work better than one.” He jumped behind the counter and started rummaging through the bottles. Making Tess giggle.
“I’m trying to get information too.” Jak looked out for Krew. Not seeing the floating blob he spoke again. “Ruean was taken in by Errol. They knocked her out and took her away.” Tess covered her mouth in shock. Tears brimmed her eyes as she spoke again.
“She’s been there before. They did horrible things to her. She never spoke of them but I knew her before she went in the first time. She came out four years ago a different person. She escaped. There was a metal head attack. A lot of KG members got called out to fight them off. A lot of men died. When they came back she was gone. Her name was all over the city. We didn’t see her for days. I found her a little over a week later after the first big snow storm of winter. She had bite marks on her right arm. There were metal head prints in the snow. Her body was dragged across town. By a metal head and left right in front of HQ. We still don’t know how or why the metal head did it and didn’t kill her. She never spoke of it. She never talks about what happened in there or how she escaped. She might try again.” She stopped when she heard a hiccup. She looked down to see a very drunk Daxter. Immediately the tears went away and she giggled. He began to sing, loudly and out of tune.
“I SOME TIMES FEEL SO VERY, VERY SWELL!!!…DRYYYY” He looked over to see Krew floating behind Krew. “You know what Krew? You gots no vishion. This place could be a real swinging joint! More mackin more WOMEN!” He swung an arm toward Tess. “Jak knows what I’m talking about…” He wrapped an arm around him. “I love you man…” Jak rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders. Daxter had passed out on his shoulder.
“Krew how do you get into the jail?”
“Piss off a guard.” Krew looked at Jak. “And why would you want to get into the jail? Hmm?”
“That’s my business.”
“Well what would be in it for me if I told you the information?”
“I don’t have anything to pay with.”
“That pet of yours.” He rubbed his sausage fingers over Daxter’s back waking him. “That fur would go nicely with my silk suits.”
“Never. I’ll find away.” He walked past Krew and out the door. Sig was on the other side.
“Woah Cherries. What brings you two here?”
“I need to get back into the Jail. I need to get Ruean out.” Sig gave an understanding look. He looked around and waiting for a KG member to get out of earshot.
“Ask Torn about Vin. Tell him to send you to him. He’ll help you out.”
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Well? what you think?! TELL ME!!!