Wrong Turn at Wormhole 117

Crazy Ivan: "Ahalrighty then, I'm back with the fourth chapter, originaly part of the third chapter, but I had went ahead and skipped a time frame, leaving a missing thing to fill in. I'll most likely go back and elaborate in chapter three, or have a flash back somewhere along the way."

Vladranov: "In other words, you'ree being lazy again."

CrazyIvan: "Yes, but this time I have an excuse. My mother died."

Orima: "You mother died?!" (Runs over and hugs Ivan)

Vladranov: (Sighs) "No Orima, she did not die, Ivan is just being a dumbass again."

Orima: "You lied to me!" (Smacks Ivan and runs off crying.)

CrazyIvan: (Stares blankly, confused and alone?)

Vladranov: "Let's just get on with the chapter. A warning before hand, this chapter contains tentacle rape, so if you don't like that stuff, skip to the end of the chapter, if you're a sick pervert and get off on that kind of stuff, keep reading."

Creavon905: "Raaaaaaaah!" (Latches onto Ivan and begins to bite maliciously.)

CrazyIvan: "OMFG IT BURNS!" (Runs around in a circle, backwards.)

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Fox lead the way carefully though the cramped passage way in a damp dark cave.
The torch he held flickered every once and a while. “Watch your step, there could be ancient traps anywhere,” explained Fox. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge, and Krystal were behind him in that order.

About ten steps behind Krystal, four dark shapes scurried after the group, they made no sound as they gained on the unsuspecting furies. At three steps, one shape tripped, and landed on a button of sorts.
“What was that?” Rouge and Krystal stopped to turn around, but as they did, the floor gave way beneath their feet, sending them plummeting into the depths of the planet.
“Rouge! Krystal!” shouted the rest of the group, but it was too late, they were hundreds of feet down already.
For hundreds of feet, and what seemed like hours, the two girls tumbled down a twisting shaft, ending up landing on something squishy and slimy. They tried to move, but they were stuck. “What the hell is this?” asked Rouge as she pressed her hands against the surface of the object. Her hands began to sink in, and soon her body followed. Krystal was already submerged, and they both tried to struggle free, but it was like being stuck an a barrel of honey or molasses. Their eyes began to sting as the acidic nature of the substance kicked in. They closed their eyes tightly, unaware that their clothes were being dissolved right off of them. Before the acid could dissolve their flesh however, they were expelled from the substance, landing a few feet away and right next to each other. “Our clo, mmph!” Rouge started, but a tentacle had shoved itself down her throat.
Krystal ran over to help, but had her arms and legs restrained by more tentacles. A thick bundle of tendrils made its way over to the girls, and began to invade their mouths and pussies. Tears dripped from her eyes as a thick tentacle harshly pumped down her throat, and another thick tentacle fucked her tight slit.
Rouge tried to bite down on the tentacle thrusting down her throat but the substance was to rubbery and thick. Almost as if sensing what she had done, the blob forced another thick tentacle into her already stretched twat, and began to whip her across the back with a set of thin tendrils. She tried to cry out, but only a muffled garble was able to escape her lips.
They felt help less and violated by the tentacles, and were trying their best to block out the pain. It was to no avail, the intrusive tentacles forcefully invaded them.
Another tentacle began to thrust up and down between Rouge’s large bust, while several tendrils bound the two girls together face to face. They both cried as the tentacles continued to rape them, felt like puking over and over again until they could puke no more.
Suddenly the tentacles in their mouths spasmed, and shot a stream of sticky fluid down their throats. The two gagged on the disgusting fluid as the tentacle pulled out. The tentacle fucking Rouge’s breasts also exploded, covering both girls in white juices. The fluid dripped down across their boobs, and slipped down their stomach, over their thighs, and down their legs. They shuddered in disgust. But the worst was yet to come, or really, cum. The tentacles that hammered into their cunnies jerked and tensed up, shooting their wombs full of semen. The cum filled them up, and began to pour out around the tentacles, flowing from their nether lips, running down their legs and splashing onto the floor. As the tentacles pulled out, the tendrils binding them threw them to the floor, where they lay in a puddle of juices, shivering and holding onto each other for comfort and warmth.
The blob began to consume them once more, but a sudden burst of light made if freeze in place.
“Get your filthy god awful puss sack of a body off of those ladies!” commanded the booming, authoritative voice of a legendary military man. Standing to the right of the blob, was a rather tall middle aged man, wearing a khaki fatigues and a wide brimmed drill instructor hat. “It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress!” shouted Ermy in such an intimidating way that the blob seemed to shrink in fear."You look like a queer to me scum bag!" shouted Ermy. “Do you suck dick!?” demanded Ermy in a persecutive tone.

The blob bubbled in response.

“Bull shit!” boomed Ermy,” I bet you could suck a gold ball through a garden hose! You’re the kind of faggot that would fuck another guy in the ass, and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give the guy a reach around!”

The blob continued to shrink in fear.

Ermy advanced on the blob and spat on it. “You’re the most pathetic excuse for an amniotic organism I’ve ever seen! Get out of my sight you disgusting scum bag!” he shouted right in front of the blob.

This time, instead of shrinking in fear, the blob grew and enveloped Ermy in anger.

“Alright scumbag! You just signed your death warrant!” Ermy shouted in rage.

“Activating,” a computerized voice declared, “R. Lee Ermy, Sergeant 02, nano machines 100%.”

There was a moment of silence as Ermy planted his feet about two feet apart. The cave suddenly shook as he began to yell, “Raaaaaaahh!” the air around him flashed golden, and he suddenly had a huge gold spiky hair do . “Aaaaah!” he continued to yell, the cave trembling under the shadow of the saya, er, sergeant’s building power. Chunks of rock began to float into the air, only to disintegrate before reaching the ceiling.

“Jesus!” shouted sonic as he struggled to keep his balance on the shaky ground. “What the hell is going on down there?” he asked.

Jesus floated over Sonic, white robes billowing in a non existent wind. “What do I look like, wikipedia?!” He shot with an angry glare at the hedgehog.

The planet continued to tremble in the wake of Ermy’s power. Fissures split open the ground around him.

From the corner of the room, a young man called out, “Father! You’re going to destroy the entire planet!”

There was a deep masked breathing just behind the young man.

The young man whirled around to see a tall figure in all black, with a black cape, black helmet, and complete with a box sporting multicolored buttons attached to its chest.

“(deep breathing) Trunks, (deep breathing) I am your father,” the figure declared as he raised his right arm and beckoned to the boy.

“No!” shouted Trunks, “It’s not true! Impossible!” He fell to his knees and threw his arms skyward while yelling, “NOOOOOOO!!!!”

Vader clenched his fist as he brought his lower arm up, forming a right angle from his elbow while commanding, “Join me, (deep breathing) surrender to the power of the dark side.”

Suddenly a huge blast of magma shot out of the ground, emerging with it a towering sinister figure. “Some one call my name?” it asked in a deathly evil voice.

Vader turned to the figure and said, “Um, not the dark side I was referring to.”

Darkseid stood for a moment with a confused look on his face before replying, “Oh, okay then, I’ll just be on my way.”

There was a shining pillar of light, and the figure of a man wearing a wig looking like a dead rodent appeared out of thin air. He pointed to Darkseid and declared, “You’re fired!”

There was a loud crash as a huge figure stormed through the western wall. “I’ll show you a fat bitch!” roared Rosie O’ Donnel as she charged The Donald.

“Oh my god it’s a whale! Aaahh!” screamed Trump in a girly screech. He immediately turned and ran away from the oncoming bull.

Rosie thunders after Trump demanding, "Get in ma belly!" With each step she took the cave shuddered.

Vader activated his lightsaber and slashed right out infront of the fat one. The ensuing slash opened up a massive tear in the woman's side.

"Nooooo!" cried Rosie as a flood of candy, doughnuts, and cookies began to pour out of her. There were also several small children.

Trump turned around and pointed at Rosie while declaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Darksied just kind of walked off, and Trunks flew to the left. The Trumpmobile drove through another wall and screeched to a halt next to its owner. Trump opened the door and began to get inside, but before closing the door, leaned out and declared, "To the bat cave!"
In a dust billowing peel out, the Trumpmobile had drove away, leaving just Ermy to fight with the blob.

Ermy stood ready to make his ultimate move, the air shimmering around him in a powerful aura.

The blob however, seemed to have died from a WTFness attack.

"Well," Ermy said, "That's that." He began to walk away, stopping to pick up the two furry women. He began to float into the air, rising the two hundred feet back to where they had fallen from.

The four shapes that had initialy caused the accident, were sitting along the wall next to the rest of the group. The first one came forward and began to explain, "Daka shalaka ka ka mana fana walldor meloo."

Everyone looked at it with blank faces, they didn't understand a single word the creature said, not even Jesus could comprehend the language.

Ermy looked strait into the creatures eyes, and nodded. "I see, well make sure your more damn careful next time, I might not always be around to save people," he said to the lead creature.

The creatures all nodded, and saluted Ermy.

Ermy saluted them back, and dismissed them. As the creatures scurried ahead of the gang, one of them pulled several suits out of it's chest compartment. "Hak ka ka!" it said as it handed the two peices of clothing to Rouge and Krystal. Before they could thank it, it had scurried off into the darkness.

Ermy began to walk the other way, not even saying good bye. Jesus just kinda floated away, and the group picked themselves up and slowly began to tread further into the mysterious cave.

Chapter Four, Temporary Hold....................................
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