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Service Me Now, Bitch!
Chapter 4 – Service Me Now, Bitch!
Morning kissed the little home with its rays of sunshine, but no light permeated the basement to let the two captives within know that the next day had come. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be long until the rush of footsteps and the unbolting of a door jolted the two awake. This was followed by a crude blast of sunlight hitting them directly in the eyes and causing temporary blindness for the both of them along with moaning from the lack of sleep.
To their greatest fears, the three shadows that were now casting themselves upon the pair summoned a moment of pure silence before the reactions were heard. The dialogue didn’t need to be complex in order to convey the level of ‘oh shit’ reeling through their minds. It was like a medley of commentary as Hanako first started with a “Wow!” followed by Dad’s “Oh dear,” and then a small flustered grunt of “…mn” by Taro. The younger brother seemed the most distraught over the other two as he saw his ‘girlfriend’ straddling his older brother in such a raunchy manner.
Eventually the three were joined by another as Mom smiled in with a sing-song tone to her voice. But when she peeked in to find that both of them were still dressed in the same level of clothing with hardly any other signs of disarray, her mood turned melancholy followed by a, “…shoot. Well that’s disappointing.” All of that prepping, and even with the chains making things a bit more challenging there was still nothing to gloat over. Hanako giggled madly as she ran into the room to turn the rest of the lights on and began to ask, “Did you and Rozy have sex last night?”
“ZEX!?!” the tepid flapping of wings followed by a clumsily floating frog ambled into the room to oversee the sight before him, “PRINZESS! WHA-?! HOW-!?” The poorly written French accented servant flustered fervently about before finally taking out his trusty nail-bat and preparing for an onslaught. “You will feel ‘ze wrath of my stick you Veldime pig-dog!” Even if Adell could react he probably wouldn’t have moved in time as his brains jumbled about in his skull as the bat hailed down on him several times in succession. The last blow smacked him across the face, and that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. “That’s it!”
Tink put away the bat and made stubs for fists with his non-appendages, “Come on you empty headed animal food trough whopper! Your mother was is a hamster, and your father zmeltz of elder Prinny!” Sticking out his tongue and blowing raspberries, the rest of the family watched as Adell, in a blind rage, yanked the wall away that chained both Adell and Rozalin together. With a mighty swing, an enormous block of concrete barred down on the balloon-like critter. In those last milliseconds Tink looked up at the incoming chunk of death and whispered, “Uh-oh.” From outside of the house, the neighbors looked over at the tiny home as a loud bang could be heard followed by the trembling and subsequent flaking of tiny house remnants.
It had taken a good hour of stretching and cracking joints left and right before Adell could even feel his arms again. For Rozalin, she had lost all sensation in her legs, and sharp prickles kept her uncomfortable long after the blood had re-circulated into them. Breakfast would be no less painful to endure as the onslaught of questions that came from Hanako was beyond any wild imagination. Even Rozalin, who was often endearing to the girl, couldn’t wait to get away from her. Taro merely sulked for a while which elicited cries of sheer joy and morbid teasing from his sister. Truly the entire meal was a nightmare to the both of them over the whole nightly event. Despite their opposite personalities, the one thing they could both agree on was that they wanted to leave the place soon to get away from the family. Unfortunately Hanako and Taro were still going to be latched at their heels during the adventure and would probably be forced to endure more hell from the two of them.
When breakfast ended, they both sighed heavily as they stood by the door outside of the house. Adell was quite sure that by the time they returned home again, the whole town would be performing a Spanish Inquisition on their “sexsploits.” As Mom and Dad followed them out to bid them another farewell, the younger siblings soon followed and the unhappy ‘couple’ trudged several paces forward. Neither of them wanted to look back at the slightly disappointed face of Adell’s mother.
“All right,” he murmured, “Let’s get going. What path should we try today?”
As the princess opened her mouth to begin speaking, her mind suddenly halted when a light bulb lit up in her mind. Remembering the oh-so-wise words of Mother Dearest, a few wheels clicked into motion and her mood went from depressed to smug in less than a second. A meek snort could suddenly be heard and Adell looked over to find that she had cheered up a little too quickly for his comfort. “What’s that look for?”
“Oh yes, you do need to find my father, don’t you?”
Adell seemed leery and confused by Rozalin’s words, and for the moment he decided to go along with her commentary, “Yes?”
“Of course. So if we are to find my father, I demand that you carry me to my home in a carriage so that I can concentrate on keeping my connection with my father and finding him faster.” This might have opened herself up to similar arguments of the past, but this time she was ready to play her ace in the hole.
“I ain’t carrying you,” he stated defiantly.
“Well that’s too bad,” Rozalin ‘tsk’ed before turning her head casually away, feigning a carefree mood, “Looks like we’ll never find my father then.” She mouthed an ‘oh well’ as she began turning around towards the house as if she were going back inside. It was upon facing Adell’s parents that they knew she was up to something. But their son smirked confidently, putting his hands on his hips, “You’re bluffing.”
Whimsically she turned back to him, looking utterly serious about her not caring, “Oh am I?” she retorted, “My father has probably long noticed that I’ve gone missing and is fervently trying to find me. I can easily wait around this shabby abode until he comes to my rescue. But that would mean he could obliterate your family before you had a chance to do anything about it. You, on the other hand, are so eager to fight him now that I’m sure your patience to find him is far shorter than my own. After a long time thinking about it, it’s really no concern to me if it takes a little while before my father comes to my rescue.” “I’ll kill you before he even has the chance to find you anyway!”
Now it was a war of staring, and the one with the best poker face would win this match. Unfortunately for Adell, Rozalin knew that the guy’s desire to fight Zenon here and now outweighed her mighty threats to laze around the house and wait. Even if Adell decided to take her up on the waiting game, she knew damn well that his mother would put some intense pressure on the boy to agree to her terms. After all, it was she that had suggested this method to Rozalin, and now the woman was going to eat those words in public. With a hapless groan, he finally replied, “All right,” although he wasn’t going to say ‘you win’ lest he stoke the fires of her ego further. It really didn’t matter, however, because the expression on her face was priceless. The “I pwned your ass” look was written all over her, and with a quick snap of the fingers Rozalin barked her first order of the day to her tiny servants.
“Hanako! Taro! Please bring me a carriage for Adell to take me to my father with.”
“Yes ma’am!” they replied with a salute and scrambled off to oblige to the request.
Drops of exasperation trickled in the distance as Mom and Dad overheard the conversation and found that the princess was too quick of a study in certain areas. Although Dad was a little relieved that she was barking orders for physical labor rather than physical pleasure. Looking over to his wife he replied, “I guess she utilized your wisdom for other purposes, didn’t she?”
It was hopeless; Mom was left practically twitching with annoyance at how her perfect plans were thwarted yet again. “This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I was teaching her how to blackmail him.”
“But at least they’re getting along a little better. Maybe Adell will find Overlord Zenon this time around.”
Mom couldn’t deny that; and with a gentle human smile she nodded, “I guess you’re right.”
During the later traveling hours when the team was far enough away from Adell’s home, Rozalin looked over to find his siblings passed out sleeping on the back of the cart and decided to take this opportunity to dictate one more order. “Oh, and Adell?” She could hear the groaning and with a swift stab of her heel to his back snapped, “Don’t give me that attitude.”
“Ow!” his spine arched away to try and dislodge himself from her foot, “What do you want now?” he growled back at her.
“One more thing,” with a flick of a wrist her fan cracked open so that she could gingerly cool herself from the humidity, “If we don’t happen to find my father again today, when we return to your home I expect you provide me with oral stimulation tonight until I am satisfied. Otherwise you can kiss my assistance good-bye!”
“Are you KIDDING me!?!” A defeated moan echoed through the forest that was overlapped by the pretentious laugh of a girl who had finally gotten her way. Father would be so proud!
FIN
Tink: What!?! ‘Zis iz outrageous! How come I am ‘ardly in ‘ze story!? You will ‘ear from my agent about ‘zis!
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Author’s Commentary: I must apologize for how LONG it took to finally finish this piece. I got stuck in the middle, then had to host a conference, then the holidays crept up on me, then a new job. Finally I managed to sit down tonight and just hammer the remaining bits out!
So, I hoped everyone enjoys it, and again...sorry for the long time it took to complete. ^_^*
Morning kissed the little home with its rays of sunshine, but no light permeated the basement to let the two captives within know that the next day had come. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be long until the rush of footsteps and the unbolting of a door jolted the two awake. This was followed by a crude blast of sunlight hitting them directly in the eyes and causing temporary blindness for the both of them along with moaning from the lack of sleep.
To their greatest fears, the three shadows that were now casting themselves upon the pair summoned a moment of pure silence before the reactions were heard. The dialogue didn’t need to be complex in order to convey the level of ‘oh shit’ reeling through their minds. It was like a medley of commentary as Hanako first started with a “Wow!” followed by Dad’s “Oh dear,” and then a small flustered grunt of “…mn” by Taro. The younger brother seemed the most distraught over the other two as he saw his ‘girlfriend’ straddling his older brother in such a raunchy manner.
Eventually the three were joined by another as Mom smiled in with a sing-song tone to her voice. But when she peeked in to find that both of them were still dressed in the same level of clothing with hardly any other signs of disarray, her mood turned melancholy followed by a, “…shoot. Well that’s disappointing.” All of that prepping, and even with the chains making things a bit more challenging there was still nothing to gloat over. Hanako giggled madly as she ran into the room to turn the rest of the lights on and began to ask, “Did you and Rozy have sex last night?”
“ZEX!?!” the tepid flapping of wings followed by a clumsily floating frog ambled into the room to oversee the sight before him, “PRINZESS! WHA-?! HOW-!?” The poorly written French accented servant flustered fervently about before finally taking out his trusty nail-bat and preparing for an onslaught. “You will feel ‘ze wrath of my stick you Veldime pig-dog!” Even if Adell could react he probably wouldn’t have moved in time as his brains jumbled about in his skull as the bat hailed down on him several times in succession. The last blow smacked him across the face, and that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. “That’s it!”
Tink put away the bat and made stubs for fists with his non-appendages, “Come on you empty headed animal food trough whopper! Your mother was is a hamster, and your father zmeltz of elder Prinny!” Sticking out his tongue and blowing raspberries, the rest of the family watched as Adell, in a blind rage, yanked the wall away that chained both Adell and Rozalin together. With a mighty swing, an enormous block of concrete barred down on the balloon-like critter. In those last milliseconds Tink looked up at the incoming chunk of death and whispered, “Uh-oh.” From outside of the house, the neighbors looked over at the tiny home as a loud bang could be heard followed by the trembling and subsequent flaking of tiny house remnants.
It had taken a good hour of stretching and cracking joints left and right before Adell could even feel his arms again. For Rozalin, she had lost all sensation in her legs, and sharp prickles kept her uncomfortable long after the blood had re-circulated into them. Breakfast would be no less painful to endure as the onslaught of questions that came from Hanako was beyond any wild imagination. Even Rozalin, who was often endearing to the girl, couldn’t wait to get away from her. Taro merely sulked for a while which elicited cries of sheer joy and morbid teasing from his sister. Truly the entire meal was a nightmare to the both of them over the whole nightly event. Despite their opposite personalities, the one thing they could both agree on was that they wanted to leave the place soon to get away from the family. Unfortunately Hanako and Taro were still going to be latched at their heels during the adventure and would probably be forced to endure more hell from the two of them.
When breakfast ended, they both sighed heavily as they stood by the door outside of the house. Adell was quite sure that by the time they returned home again, the whole town would be performing a Spanish Inquisition on their “sexsploits.” As Mom and Dad followed them out to bid them another farewell, the younger siblings soon followed and the unhappy ‘couple’ trudged several paces forward. Neither of them wanted to look back at the slightly disappointed face of Adell’s mother.
“All right,” he murmured, “Let’s get going. What path should we try today?”
As the princess opened her mouth to begin speaking, her mind suddenly halted when a light bulb lit up in her mind. Remembering the oh-so-wise words of Mother Dearest, a few wheels clicked into motion and her mood went from depressed to smug in less than a second. A meek snort could suddenly be heard and Adell looked over to find that she had cheered up a little too quickly for his comfort. “What’s that look for?”
“Oh yes, you do need to find my father, don’t you?”
Adell seemed leery and confused by Rozalin’s words, and for the moment he decided to go along with her commentary, “Yes?”
“Of course. So if we are to find my father, I demand that you carry me to my home in a carriage so that I can concentrate on keeping my connection with my father and finding him faster.” This might have opened herself up to similar arguments of the past, but this time she was ready to play her ace in the hole.
“I ain’t carrying you,” he stated defiantly.
“Well that’s too bad,” Rozalin ‘tsk’ed before turning her head casually away, feigning a carefree mood, “Looks like we’ll never find my father then.” She mouthed an ‘oh well’ as she began turning around towards the house as if she were going back inside. It was upon facing Adell’s parents that they knew she was up to something. But their son smirked confidently, putting his hands on his hips, “You’re bluffing.”
Whimsically she turned back to him, looking utterly serious about her not caring, “Oh am I?” she retorted, “My father has probably long noticed that I’ve gone missing and is fervently trying to find me. I can easily wait around this shabby abode until he comes to my rescue. But that would mean he could obliterate your family before you had a chance to do anything about it. You, on the other hand, are so eager to fight him now that I’m sure your patience to find him is far shorter than my own. After a long time thinking about it, it’s really no concern to me if it takes a little while before my father comes to my rescue.” “I’ll kill you before he even has the chance to find you anyway!”
Now it was a war of staring, and the one with the best poker face would win this match. Unfortunately for Adell, Rozalin knew that the guy’s desire to fight Zenon here and now outweighed her mighty threats to laze around the house and wait. Even if Adell decided to take her up on the waiting game, she knew damn well that his mother would put some intense pressure on the boy to agree to her terms. After all, it was she that had suggested this method to Rozalin, and now the woman was going to eat those words in public. With a hapless groan, he finally replied, “All right,” although he wasn’t going to say ‘you win’ lest he stoke the fires of her ego further. It really didn’t matter, however, because the expression on her face was priceless. The “I pwned your ass” look was written all over her, and with a quick snap of the fingers Rozalin barked her first order of the day to her tiny servants.
“Hanako! Taro! Please bring me a carriage for Adell to take me to my father with.”
“Yes ma’am!” they replied with a salute and scrambled off to oblige to the request.
Drops of exasperation trickled in the distance as Mom and Dad overheard the conversation and found that the princess was too quick of a study in certain areas. Although Dad was a little relieved that she was barking orders for physical labor rather than physical pleasure. Looking over to his wife he replied, “I guess she utilized your wisdom for other purposes, didn’t she?”
It was hopeless; Mom was left practically twitching with annoyance at how her perfect plans were thwarted yet again. “This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I was teaching her how to blackmail him.”
“But at least they’re getting along a little better. Maybe Adell will find Overlord Zenon this time around.”
Mom couldn’t deny that; and with a gentle human smile she nodded, “I guess you’re right.”
During the later traveling hours when the team was far enough away from Adell’s home, Rozalin looked over to find his siblings passed out sleeping on the back of the cart and decided to take this opportunity to dictate one more order. “Oh, and Adell?” She could hear the groaning and with a swift stab of her heel to his back snapped, “Don’t give me that attitude.”
“Ow!” his spine arched away to try and dislodge himself from her foot, “What do you want now?” he growled back at her.
“One more thing,” with a flick of a wrist her fan cracked open so that she could gingerly cool herself from the humidity, “If we don’t happen to find my father again today, when we return to your home I expect you provide me with oral stimulation tonight until I am satisfied. Otherwise you can kiss my assistance good-bye!”
“Are you KIDDING me!?!” A defeated moan echoed through the forest that was overlapped by the pretentious laugh of a girl who had finally gotten her way. Father would be so proud!
FIN
Tink: What!?! ‘Zis iz outrageous! How come I am ‘ardly in ‘ze story!? You will ‘ear from my agent about ‘zis!
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Author’s Commentary: I must apologize for how LONG it took to finally finish this piece. I got stuck in the middle, then had to host a conference, then the holidays crept up on me, then a new job. Finally I managed to sit down tonight and just hammer the remaining bits out!
So, I hoped everyone enjoys it, and again...sorry for the long time it took to complete. ^_^*