Mistaken identity
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Category:
Zelda › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
5,349
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Zelda game series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
chapter three
Link fell down on Zelda's bed. "What a day." he said.
"What's wrong honey?" Zelda asked.
"Would you believe I have a stalker?"
"I believe that." Zelda said. "You have so many fans. Girls are always throwing themselves at you."
Link buried his face in the pillow. "It's not a girl."
Zelda laughed. "A boy? Well, who doesn't want to be like the hero?"
Link didn't know how to tell her. He didn't know if he even should tell her. Then he decided to.
After all he told her everything else in his life. And she was the princess, maybe she could do
something about the nuissance.
"He molested me!" Link said. "I swear I thought it was you!" Then he buried his face in the pillow
again.
"Well who is this person?" Zelda asked.
"I forgot his name." Link replied.
Just then there was a knock on the door. It was one of Zelda's attendents, telling her that there
was someone demanding to see the Hero Of Time, only he wasn't calling him Link, he kept calling him
My King instead.
"NOOOOOOO!" Link shouted.
"You should go and face him." Zelda said.
"You're right. I have to put an end to this. Hey, could I get an order of protection?"
Zelda just laughed.
"DAMN!" Link stormed out of her room.
When he got downstairs, all of Zelda's attendents were snickering.
"I present you with your greatest admirer, my King" said one of her attendents. He was trying to
hide a big smirk.
"Shut up!" Link said.
And waiting for him in the room was the boy from the woods. Link looked at his girlish lips and
thought, "Those were around me! ARRGH!"
The boy bowed down and said "My King" again.
"I AM NOT YOUR STUPID KING!" Link shouted. "Now get out of here before I have you beheaded! Go back
to your own world and your own story, Fal, Faer, Fen, whatever your name is! I just know it has to
start with an F. You all look alike anyway!"
"That's because we're all a race of elves" the boy said. "All Japanese people look alike, too."
That's when Link punched the boy. SOme of the royal attendents cheered or laughed. "My creators are
Japanese" Link said "So I don't want to hear another word about them!"
The boy clutched his bleeding lip. The attendents were still laughing.
"THis isn't funny!" Link roared.
"It's kind of cute" said one girl.
"There's nothing cute about me being molested!"
The brownhaired boy then said "But it would be cute if you were a little kid. There's nothing cuter
than raping kids! Especially if they have wings."
Link punched him again. It was starting to feel good. He thought maybe he should keep the boy
around for a while as a punching bag.
"S is for slut" the boy said.
Link punched him again.
The boy fell down on his ass and said "this is different, my love...I mean, my KING! We've never
done it this rough before."
"WE ARE NOT DOING IT!" Link shouted, much to the amusement of onlookers. "I mean it! Go back to
your stupid universe. I mean your stupid iUniverse!"
"Authorhouse" the boy muttered. "Well, I guess you don't want to do it in front of all these people
after all. I'll come back later. Should I bring the saddle?"
Link's howl of frustration echoed through the halls.
"What's wrong honey?" Zelda asked.
"Would you believe I have a stalker?"
"I believe that." Zelda said. "You have so many fans. Girls are always throwing themselves at you."
Link buried his face in the pillow. "It's not a girl."
Zelda laughed. "A boy? Well, who doesn't want to be like the hero?"
Link didn't know how to tell her. He didn't know if he even should tell her. Then he decided to.
After all he told her everything else in his life. And she was the princess, maybe she could do
something about the nuissance.
"He molested me!" Link said. "I swear I thought it was you!" Then he buried his face in the pillow
again.
"Well who is this person?" Zelda asked.
"I forgot his name." Link replied.
Just then there was a knock on the door. It was one of Zelda's attendents, telling her that there
was someone demanding to see the Hero Of Time, only he wasn't calling him Link, he kept calling him
My King instead.
"NOOOOOOO!" Link shouted.
"You should go and face him." Zelda said.
"You're right. I have to put an end to this. Hey, could I get an order of protection?"
Zelda just laughed.
"DAMN!" Link stormed out of her room.
When he got downstairs, all of Zelda's attendents were snickering.
"I present you with your greatest admirer, my King" said one of her attendents. He was trying to
hide a big smirk.
"Shut up!" Link said.
And waiting for him in the room was the boy from the woods. Link looked at his girlish lips and
thought, "Those were around me! ARRGH!"
The boy bowed down and said "My King" again.
"I AM NOT YOUR STUPID KING!" Link shouted. "Now get out of here before I have you beheaded! Go back
to your own world and your own story, Fal, Faer, Fen, whatever your name is! I just know it has to
start with an F. You all look alike anyway!"
"That's because we're all a race of elves" the boy said. "All Japanese people look alike, too."
That's when Link punched the boy. SOme of the royal attendents cheered or laughed. "My creators are
Japanese" Link said "So I don't want to hear another word about them!"
The boy clutched his bleeding lip. The attendents were still laughing.
"THis isn't funny!" Link roared.
"It's kind of cute" said one girl.
"There's nothing cute about me being molested!"
The brownhaired boy then said "But it would be cute if you were a little kid. There's nothing cuter
than raping kids! Especially if they have wings."
Link punched him again. It was starting to feel good. He thought maybe he should keep the boy
around for a while as a punching bag.
"S is for slut" the boy said.
Link punched him again.
The boy fell down on his ass and said "this is different, my love...I mean, my KING! We've never
done it this rough before."
"WE ARE NOT DOING IT!" Link shouted, much to the amusement of onlookers. "I mean it! Go back to
your stupid universe. I mean your stupid iUniverse!"
"Authorhouse" the boy muttered. "Well, I guess you don't want to do it in front of all these people
after all. I'll come back later. Should I bring the saddle?"
Link's howl of frustration echoed through the halls.