Anger Management
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+S through Z › Sonic
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
26
Views:
8,709
Reviews:
74
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Sonic The Hedgehog game series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 26:Sweet Delusions
CC13: Hi folks! Long time no see! Sorry for the long, long wait for the update! I was so busy with my stupid schoolwork that I forgot I had this fic in the first place! ~_~
Chaos(to himself): That’s because you are a stupid little chao…
CC13: Oh hi Chaos-kun! How’s it going?
Chaos: Nothing much, business has been slow lately…
CC13: Maybe you should make a diet version of Chaos Soda?
(Chaos looks at me angrily as he throws a Soda bottle over my head)
Chaos: No! I will not make some cheap, sewage tasting filth like that! The original formula is always the best! Besides, Coke and Pepsi already have that diet crap…
CC13: You do have a point there…How about making a variety of merchandise? Say a T-shirt featuring a chao drinking Chaos Soda. ^_^
smugly): Hmm…that’s not bad at all…I’ll go tell Sonic about My…I mean your idea!
(Chaos runs off screaming about money)
CC13: O…K, now he‘s happy! Anyway, this chapter will be different from the one I mentioned in the last chapter. Instead, we will have a break from the actual story and go on a side trip to….
(Drum rolls)
CC13: Metal Sonic’s Dream! Inspired by the usual fairytales a couple of years ago!
And to all the readers that read this fic, thank you all for your support on coaxing me to continue! Also, this chapter will focus solely on Metal Sonic…with a funny twist! Now on with the fic you’ve all been waiting for!
ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 26: Sweet Delusions
(Tokyo, Shopping District)
I awoke to the sound of giddy laughter and snorting as my vision cleared. It was almost 8:00 P.M. when I awoke from my “Energy Nap” as I’d like to call it. The room that stupid lizard and echidna rented for the night smelled like alcohol and cigarettes. I was in front of the two drunkards lying in the bed when I heard Knuckles laugh in his sleep. “Oh…Espio you look very delicious all of a sudden!,” I hear Knuckles says groggily as he cuddles a drooling Espio. I cringed as the sight sickened me, so I went inside the kitchen and left the two groping idiots in the bedroom. “I might as well take another nap,” I said to myself as I sat on one of the chairs in the kitchen. “Initiating Sleep-Mode,” I hear the computer say inside my head as my vision became very dim…
(????,????)
“Wake up you good for nothing servant! Were going to be late for the King‘s ball because of you!,” an angry voice screamed. I jolted awake ad stood looking at Knuckles…except there was something weird about him.
“Why are you wearing a stupid hat on your head? And that rag your wearing,” I said as I starred at the echidna. He looked at me like he was going to choke me and instead back-handed me across the face. “What do you mean I’m wearing a stupid hat and a rug?! This is a toupee you on my head you idiot! And this is not a rag, it is a Nobleman’s cloak!,” Knuckles shouted angrily. Then from the kitchen‘s entrance, Tails and Espio walked in wearing outfits that I could only think from my memory banks belonged to the early 17th century.
Then I realized something was very, very wrong with this picture…
“What the hell are staring at slave?! Clean the house or I’ll dismantle you and use you as spare parts!,” barked Tails, who was wearing a pointed hat and a robe. Espio on the other hand was wearing a nobleman’s attire and carrying an all too familar remote . I recognize that damned thing…it’s my remote control that Tails built in case I don’t “follow orders” like a damned servant.
It came to my horror that I wasn’t in the inn in Tokyo anymore…instead I was in a large cottage surrounded by stuff from the 16th century! Old fashioned brooms, tables…even the floor was different. I just gawked and continued to analyze my surroundings when a shout brought my attention to Tails. “Where am I?! What’s going on here?!,” I screamed in confusion as I grabbed Espio by the shoulder. He growled and shoved my hands aside. “It seems the idiots memory got fried when you hit him with that pot Knuckles,” snickered Tails. “What?! He wasn’t listening to me last night so I had to teach him some manners!,” Knuckles pouted angrily as he crossed his arms. Espio gazed at me for a moment. Then a smile crossed his lips.
“Listen here Metal, ever since that old alchemist Eggman bought the farm, we’ve been your masters! Eggman wrote in his will that you will be our servant until your batteries run out…or,” Espio smiled evilly. “Until we decide to dismantle you and melt you into shields. So get to work! Were off to met the prince!,” added Knuckles with a hint of laughter. Tails threw a broom and a bucket at me and all three of them left the
Later that night…
“Damn! How did I end up in this world!?,” I screamed in frustration. “First I was in that room with Espio and Knuckles, now I’m in the 16th century with these slave-driving idiots! Was it a time portal that brought me here? Or maybe it’s the work of the Chaos Emeralds,” I pondered deeply as I mopped the floor of the cottage. Dirty water trickled down the floor. I then realized the bucket of water I cleaned my mop with was dirty. “I’ve got to get out of here,” I fumed miserably as I went out to empty the bucket.
I spied a well near the cottage and dropped the pail inside the well. “Ouch! Who threw that?!,” a voice from the well shouted angrily. Suddenly translucent blue water gushed from the well and sprayed to the ground in front of me. The strange water slowly took shape until a familiar figure appeared. “Chaos?!,” I shouted in disbelief. “Huh? How did you know my name? Anyway, are you the one that threw that pail in my well?,” demanded the guardian as he crossed his arms. “So what if I am?,” I leered back as I readied myself. “Calm down, I’m not here to fight. In fact I happen to overhear the conversation with your masters inside that cottage,” Chaos laughed as he handed me the pail full of water.
“Listen, I don’t care about you! I just want to go back to my own dimension! I need to search for those damned chaos emeralds so I can go back to my time! So fuck off before I decide to blast you to the next life!,” I warned as I turned my back on him. He laughed and ran in front of me. “Are you looking for Chaos Emeralds? I hear the King will give them to whoever marries his son,” Chaos informed with a glint of triumph in his eyes. “What?! Now I can go home!,” I shouted happily as I turned around and scanned the surroundings for a castle. “Wait just a minute! You can’t go looking like that! You’re a robot! They‘ll throw you out the moment they see you!,” Chaos interrupted as he put his hand on his chin.
“What am I supposed to do then?! I can blast my way inside and just steal them before anyone realizes what’s going on!,” I grumbled as I spotted a huge castle in the distance. Chaos pondered for a moment. “I have a better plan! I forgot to mention I‘m powerful sorcerer who travels the land!,” Chaos shouted happily. “What?! You?! Don‘t make me laugh,” I said sarcastically. “ I’ll prove it !I’ll turn you into flesh and blood!,” bellowed Chaos. Suddenly, Chaos’s Arms began to glow an eerie dark green as electricity pulsated through them. “Domah Malahak Zot Syra!!!,” screamed the guardian with a crazed look in his eyes as a light-blue sphere of pure electricity appeared before him.. I suddenly felt pain as he shot the sphere hit my body.
A blinding flash occurred and I fell to the ground. Confused by what has occurred. Chaos was kneeling in front of me as smoke seeped out of his body. “That spell took a lot out of me…but I think you’ll be able to blend in now. Wait right here, I‘ll go get something,” He said weakly as he got up. Chaos went inside the cottage carrying a large mirror. “Look at the new you! Aren’t you happy?,” he said meekly as he placed it in front of me.
I starred into the mirror and saw a blue hedgehog that looked like Sonic…except he had silver streaks running down his quills and he has piercing ruby red eyes. He wore two leather gloves, a round belt buckle around his waist and two iron boots. On his left and right index fingers were two golden rings. “I did a fine job if I say so myself,” Chaos purred mischievously as he leaned on the mirror.
I screamed …
CC13: Well that’s all for this chapter! I’ll probably post the next one on this two part special after New Year’s eve! Till then thank you all for your support on my fic! I’ll make a nice lemon next chapter! Don’t hesitate to give me your ideas on the reviews! I’ll use them to make the next chapter! Also you can e-mail me at Pythagoras772000@yahoo.com if you have any questions and suggestions about the fic! Happy Holidays People!!!
Next Chapter, the King’s Ball…
Chaos(to himself): That’s because you are a stupid little chao…
CC13: Oh hi Chaos-kun! How’s it going?
Chaos: Nothing much, business has been slow lately…
CC13: Maybe you should make a diet version of Chaos Soda?
(Chaos looks at me angrily as he throws a Soda bottle over my head)
Chaos: No! I will not make some cheap, sewage tasting filth like that! The original formula is always the best! Besides, Coke and Pepsi already have that diet crap…
CC13: You do have a point there…How about making a variety of merchandise? Say a T-shirt featuring a chao drinking Chaos Soda. ^_^
smugly): Hmm…that’s not bad at all…I’ll go tell Sonic about My…I mean your idea!
(Chaos runs off screaming about money)
CC13: O…K, now he‘s happy! Anyway, this chapter will be different from the one I mentioned in the last chapter. Instead, we will have a break from the actual story and go on a side trip to….
(Drum rolls)
CC13: Metal Sonic’s Dream! Inspired by the usual fairytales a couple of years ago!
And to all the readers that read this fic, thank you all for your support on coaxing me to continue! Also, this chapter will focus solely on Metal Sonic…with a funny twist! Now on with the fic you’ve all been waiting for!
ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 26: Sweet Delusions
(Tokyo, Shopping District)
I awoke to the sound of giddy laughter and snorting as my vision cleared. It was almost 8:00 P.M. when I awoke from my “Energy Nap” as I’d like to call it. The room that stupid lizard and echidna rented for the night smelled like alcohol and cigarettes. I was in front of the two drunkards lying in the bed when I heard Knuckles laugh in his sleep. “Oh…Espio you look very delicious all of a sudden!,” I hear Knuckles says groggily as he cuddles a drooling Espio. I cringed as the sight sickened me, so I went inside the kitchen and left the two groping idiots in the bedroom. “I might as well take another nap,” I said to myself as I sat on one of the chairs in the kitchen. “Initiating Sleep-Mode,” I hear the computer say inside my head as my vision became very dim…
(????,????)
“Wake up you good for nothing servant! Were going to be late for the King‘s ball because of you!,” an angry voice screamed. I jolted awake ad stood looking at Knuckles…except there was something weird about him.
“Why are you wearing a stupid hat on your head? And that rag your wearing,” I said as I starred at the echidna. He looked at me like he was going to choke me and instead back-handed me across the face. “What do you mean I’m wearing a stupid hat and a rug?! This is a toupee you on my head you idiot! And this is not a rag, it is a Nobleman’s cloak!,” Knuckles shouted angrily. Then from the kitchen‘s entrance, Tails and Espio walked in wearing outfits that I could only think from my memory banks belonged to the early 17th century.
Then I realized something was very, very wrong with this picture…
“What the hell are staring at slave?! Clean the house or I’ll dismantle you and use you as spare parts!,” barked Tails, who was wearing a pointed hat and a robe. Espio on the other hand was wearing a nobleman’s attire and carrying an all too familar remote . I recognize that damned thing…it’s my remote control that Tails built in case I don’t “follow orders” like a damned servant.
It came to my horror that I wasn’t in the inn in Tokyo anymore…instead I was in a large cottage surrounded by stuff from the 16th century! Old fashioned brooms, tables…even the floor was different. I just gawked and continued to analyze my surroundings when a shout brought my attention to Tails. “Where am I?! What’s going on here?!,” I screamed in confusion as I grabbed Espio by the shoulder. He growled and shoved my hands aside. “It seems the idiots memory got fried when you hit him with that pot Knuckles,” snickered Tails. “What?! He wasn’t listening to me last night so I had to teach him some manners!,” Knuckles pouted angrily as he crossed his arms. Espio gazed at me for a moment. Then a smile crossed his lips.
“Listen here Metal, ever since that old alchemist Eggman bought the farm, we’ve been your masters! Eggman wrote in his will that you will be our servant until your batteries run out…or,” Espio smiled evilly. “Until we decide to dismantle you and melt you into shields. So get to work! Were off to met the prince!,” added Knuckles with a hint of laughter. Tails threw a broom and a bucket at me and all three of them left the
Later that night…
“Damn! How did I end up in this world!?,” I screamed in frustration. “First I was in that room with Espio and Knuckles, now I’m in the 16th century with these slave-driving idiots! Was it a time portal that brought me here? Or maybe it’s the work of the Chaos Emeralds,” I pondered deeply as I mopped the floor of the cottage. Dirty water trickled down the floor. I then realized the bucket of water I cleaned my mop with was dirty. “I’ve got to get out of here,” I fumed miserably as I went out to empty the bucket.
I spied a well near the cottage and dropped the pail inside the well. “Ouch! Who threw that?!,” a voice from the well shouted angrily. Suddenly translucent blue water gushed from the well and sprayed to the ground in front of me. The strange water slowly took shape until a familiar figure appeared. “Chaos?!,” I shouted in disbelief. “Huh? How did you know my name? Anyway, are you the one that threw that pail in my well?,” demanded the guardian as he crossed his arms. “So what if I am?,” I leered back as I readied myself. “Calm down, I’m not here to fight. In fact I happen to overhear the conversation with your masters inside that cottage,” Chaos laughed as he handed me the pail full of water.
“Listen, I don’t care about you! I just want to go back to my own dimension! I need to search for those damned chaos emeralds so I can go back to my time! So fuck off before I decide to blast you to the next life!,” I warned as I turned my back on him. He laughed and ran in front of me. “Are you looking for Chaos Emeralds? I hear the King will give them to whoever marries his son,” Chaos informed with a glint of triumph in his eyes. “What?! Now I can go home!,” I shouted happily as I turned around and scanned the surroundings for a castle. “Wait just a minute! You can’t go looking like that! You’re a robot! They‘ll throw you out the moment they see you!,” Chaos interrupted as he put his hand on his chin.
“What am I supposed to do then?! I can blast my way inside and just steal them before anyone realizes what’s going on!,” I grumbled as I spotted a huge castle in the distance. Chaos pondered for a moment. “I have a better plan! I forgot to mention I‘m powerful sorcerer who travels the land!,” Chaos shouted happily. “What?! You?! Don‘t make me laugh,” I said sarcastically. “ I’ll prove it !I’ll turn you into flesh and blood!,” bellowed Chaos. Suddenly, Chaos’s Arms began to glow an eerie dark green as electricity pulsated through them. “Domah Malahak Zot Syra!!!,” screamed the guardian with a crazed look in his eyes as a light-blue sphere of pure electricity appeared before him.. I suddenly felt pain as he shot the sphere hit my body.
A blinding flash occurred and I fell to the ground. Confused by what has occurred. Chaos was kneeling in front of me as smoke seeped out of his body. “That spell took a lot out of me…but I think you’ll be able to blend in now. Wait right here, I‘ll go get something,” He said weakly as he got up. Chaos went inside the cottage carrying a large mirror. “Look at the new you! Aren’t you happy?,” he said meekly as he placed it in front of me.
I starred into the mirror and saw a blue hedgehog that looked like Sonic…except he had silver streaks running down his quills and he has piercing ruby red eyes. He wore two leather gloves, a round belt buckle around his waist and two iron boots. On his left and right index fingers were two golden rings. “I did a fine job if I say so myself,” Chaos purred mischievously as he leaned on the mirror.
I screamed …
CC13: Well that’s all for this chapter! I’ll probably post the next one on this two part special after New Year’s eve! Till then thank you all for your support on my fic! I’ll make a nice lemon next chapter! Don’t hesitate to give me your ideas on the reviews! I’ll use them to make the next chapter! Also you can e-mail me at Pythagoras772000@yahoo.com if you have any questions and suggestions about the fic! Happy Holidays People!!!
Next Chapter, the King’s Ball…