Anger Management

CC13: Good Day Everyone! Welcome to another chapter of…ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! This chapter will have a lemon in it to make up for the weeks I missed to update this ficcy! And don’t mind Chaos over there…he’s a little cranky. ~_~

Chaos(blankly): Bleh. I still think you need a therapist…

Sonic: Lighten up Chaos, She’s just like that! Besides, you should be happy your in a fic!

Chaos: Yeah…but… -_-

CC13(cheerful): Yep…a lot of butts in this chapter all right! >_<

Chaos: That’s not what I meant!!! *_*

(Sonic pats Chaos in the butt)

Chaos(flustered): Quit it Sonic! Not in public! >_<

(Sonic purrs and continues to squeeze Chaos’s butt)

CC13(gawks stupidly): O_O;

Chaos(blushing): S…Sonic…aah…I mean No!

(Chaos moans as Sonic’s hand continues it‘s “exploration” )

CC13: This is my sign to leave…

(CC13 walks away from the couple)

CC13: Boy…those two really are something…. ~_~;

(She then looks at you with a dreamy look)

CC13: Er…Anyway, on with the ficcy you’ve all been waiting for!

(Author’s notes: Again folks, this chapter will alternate as in chapter 23,starting with Sonic and will continue on to Tails, Sonic, Chaos, DeSais, Omochao, and finally Metal Sonic. Enjoy! ~_~)


ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 25: Sweet Souvenirs

(Tokyo, Tokyo Hospital)

It’s been 30 minutes since Chaos left the hospital. I hope he gets that business deal of his soon so I can have that lab he told me about. Suddenly my attention was brought to the old doctor entering the room. “Sigh…I hope Chaos makes it to that meeting…or was it a business deal? Whatever…my head is hazy right now,” I said to the old doctor beside my bed. “Don’t worry about that, what’s important is you get some rest. Besides, he kind of scary, no one will ess with him,” he assured gingerly as he picked up a loose bandage and threw it in the waste basket. “Huh? Oh…Never mind...everyone knows what happened in Station Square, it‘s no surprise you. But I wish I could go to that meeting like he asked me to,” I pouted sadly as I poked the pillow next to me. The doctor turned around and sat in front of me on a chair.

“Listen, it’s not everyday two famous people like yourselves just pop up in this hospital, you know? An old goat like me doesn’t get an opportunity to talk to someone as renowned as you,” the doctor mused as he looked outside the window. “By the way, Two friends of yours called for you. Their waiting at the lobby,” he smiled before exiting out the door. I wonder who they are…

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“Tails! We know what happened,” I shouted as the young kitsune ran to us. “Sonic! Shadow! Where have you guys been?,” Tails smiled as he hugged both of us. “Oh nothing, just waiting for you in Chaos’s Plane…And something else,” I said grinning as I nudged Shadow in the thighs. He gave me a “shut up or die” look. Tails just looked at us for a moment before a mischievous smile appeared on his face. “Don’t think I don’t know what you guys have been doing! Chaos and me did it twice already, HA!,” Tails whispered to us loudly. “Er…I think we better take this back at the plane,” I said awkwardly as I grabbed tails and Shadow’s hand and ran out. “Boy, those three sure are wired,” I heard an old doctor said on the way out…

(Chaos‘s Plane, Living Room)

“What?! You never told us?!,” Shadow screamed in disbelief. “You’re 10,Tails! And you did it?,” I shouted as my jaw hit the floor. “Oh. Look who’s talking you two…your both practically 15 years old and your calling me a minor? Well…except Shadow there who’s probably about 65 because he’s been in cryo-sleep fro 50 years,” Tails mused smugly as he crossed his arms. We both looked at him then at each other. I broke the awkward silence. “When did you get it on with Chaos?,” I said seriously. Tails beamed proudly and smiled. “When he stopped by my lab asking directions,” Tails answered. “When was that?,” Shadow asked. “When you guys were kidnapped by Eggman,” Tails laughed. Shadow and me face-faulted as the words sank in. “Er…and when did you do it the second time,” Shadow asked awkwardly. “Well, since you asked nicely…we did it after he rescued me from DeSais when I was being held hostage in my lab,” beamed Tails with a sly smile on his face.

“You never told us?,” I said dumb-founded. “You never asked Sonic,” Tails smiled mischievously. “And yes guys, I was doing the pitching,” Tails laughed darkly. I couldn’t take it anymore. I tackled the naughty kitsune there and invaded his mouth with a kiss. At first I thought he was going to fight back but was surprised when he took the offensive. Our tongues lapped at each other in a wet battle before I finally broke of our kiss. “I bet you’ve been waiting to do that to me, aren’t you Sonic,” Tails gasped lustily as sweat formed on his face. “Ever since we became friends…little buddy,” I moaned as I felt Tails’s erection press against my own. “Don’t forget to share, Sonic,” Shadow teased as he went behind Tails and squeezed his ass. “Ahh…Shadow…you sneaky pervert!,” moaned tails as Shadow went on his knees and licked Tails’s ass. We laid down, with me on one side and Shadow on the other as I engaged tails in a sixty-nine position, while Shadow continues probing Tails with his tongue.

“Ahh…Ahh…too much,” Tails moaned as I took in his entire erection into my mouth along with his ball sack. “Who’s doing the pitching now?,” Shadow teased lusty as he stopped his ministrations and rubbed his erection in Tails’s entrance. “Fuck me Shadow…Fuck me!,” Tails begged as he suckled the base of my cock greedily. We changed positions…Tails was on top of Shadow while I was on top of Tails. “Let’s see if you like this!,” Shadow shouted without warning as he slammed his erection into Tails’s ass. “Shadow! Ouuhh…Uuuaaaa…so…deep!,” screamed tails in ecstasy as Shadow pounded the living daylights out of him. “How about you try your long-time idol Tails…Uuuaaaahhhh,” I moaned as the tip of his erection slowly slid inside me. “Ooohh! I’ve never dreamed I’d be doing this,” Tails cried as he awkwardly thrusts into me. Tails bent down and enveloped Shadow in a deep kiss as he continued to push deeper into me. I still can’t believe this is real.

“Let’s exchange….Ahhh…uhhh…positions,” I moaned loudly to Shadow. “Ahh…y..yeah,” Shadow moaned back as he slowly disconnected from Tails. I now slowly inserted myself into the kitsune’s already wet ass while Shadow slowly lowered himself into Tails. “Uuuaahhh! Damn Tails! Your big!,” Shadow cried in half-pleasure. “Heh heh heh…don’t judge me ‘cause I’m younger than you,” Tails joked through cries of pleasure. “Oh…Tails! I…Can’t hold it…,” I whispered loudly to his ear as our tongues lapped at each other. “Damn you and your sweet ass Tails!,” screamed Shadow as he quickened his pace. Finally, I couldn’t keep it any more and I rammed deep inside him as I let myself loose. “Ahh! Damn kitsune! Ohh…Damn!,” Shadow screamed as he came on Tails’s face. It was enough to send Tails over the edge as he came inside Shadow with a cry of pleasure. A small rivulet of cum leaked out of Shadow’s ass into my own, mixing them together. The three of us were breathing in rhythm and were caked with each others body fluids as we lay there. Tails was the first one to break the silence.

“So…I guess this means you guys aren’t made at me, huh?,” Tails managed to say with a stupid grin on his face. “Mad at you? What gave you that idea you little perv!,” Shadow laughed haughtily as he licked a some of his cum off Tail’s face. “Hehehe…our little Tails…how you’ve grown up,” I said stroking his bangs. “In more ways than one,” Tails snickered. And with that said, me and Shadow both tackled the little genius. “What about DeSais you guys?,” Tails asked. “Forget about that bastard! If we find him, I’ll tear him a new one!,” Shadow answered with a smile. For the first time in my life, he actually had a look of murder in his eyes…

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(Uzumaki Corporation, 27th floor)

I couldn’t help myself as I ran down the long narrow corridor leading to the meeting room. People starred at me with mixed looks on their faces as I passed by. Sigh…I’m nervous about this meeting…I just hope I don’t screw this up. Then suddenly, I saw the meeting room a few feet away. “Well…here goes nothing,” I thought to myself as I opened the double doors. A loud friendly voice greeted me. “Ah! Mr. Zero! Glad you could make it!,” A tall man with a beard greeted. I assumed he was Mr. Uzumaki. I looked at the rectangle table were eight other people sat, all wearing business suits. “I say Mr. Zero, what ever happened to your suit?,” a fat man smoking a pipe said with a look of surprise on his face.

“Well…er…to put it in a nutshell…I had a car accident on the way here…my limo escort was killed and I had to take a cab the rest of the way…which got hit by a tour bus when it overtook a red light…*gasp* and I ran the rest of the way,” I blurted out as I sweated bullets as I made my way to the table. All of them looked at me like I’m crazy…then went back to their composure as I sat down on the south side of the table. “O…K. I suppose accidents happen…Anyway! On to the business at hand now that your all here!,” Mr. Uzumaki announced as he brought a brought a rather large box on the table. “Gentlemen, this is my life’s work on beverage drinks in this box right here! Behold!,” he laughed proudly as he pressed the button on the box. Suddenly the box opened to reveal various bottles with strange looking shiny liquids inside them.

“What you see here is the extract versions of the fruit’s the chao eat!,” he beamed as he held one next to his face with a label that read Square fruit. Everybody including me looked in amazement. Then he turned to me. “One drop of this Soda can produce over 100 bottles of Soda! Simply mix it with your Chaos Soda Mr. Zero and we could have something big here!,” Mr. Uzumaki explained. “Anything to say?,” he added. “Well…um, I’ve only had my company for roughly a year now…and I’ve made millions of dollars on my beverage, Chaos Soda. Erm…my point is, will this work?,” I said gingerly as I fidgeted my hands on the table. Mr. Uzumaki looked at me for a moment. “Of course it will! We’ll go from millionaires to billionaires if we pull this of! I only ask that you supply us Chaos Soda and I’ll split the profits with you! What‘s your answer, Mr. Zero?,” he shouted with pride as he closed the box. I looked at the anxious face of the other eight on the table, then at the box. I gave it a deep thought.

I answered…

(Author’s note: If you noticed on Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the chao eat all sorts of weird looking fruits in the game. The bottles in the box are the extracts of those fruits. ~_~)

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(Tokyo, Central District)

“Sir, are you alright?,” I heard the pilot said with a hint of worry in his voice. “After watching your little…ahem “videos” for over an hour? No!,” I shouted back angrily as I huddled in the corner of the chopper. “Aw c’mon sir, lighten up! It wasn’t that bad,” the pilot responded as he looked over his shoulder. “Pilot, why you were assigned to me 3 years ago I’ll never know. But please, open your e-mails when I’m not around, OK?! It sickens me!,” I shouted angrily at him. “Okie-Dokie sir!,” laughed the pilot. I starred at him with disgust.

“And to think we went through our first missions together. Well I have to admit though, he did save me three years ago in high school,” I thought gloomily to myself. “Heh…he probably doesn’t know I owe him my life…the fool,” I thought with a smile. Hmm…back then I was just an ambitious major in my senior years…

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Flashback…

(Station Square, G.U.N. Main Base)

“Major DeSais! Report to the training grounds now!!!,” barked the speakers in the base. “Bloody hell…what is it now? I just went there this morning!,” I shouted in frustration as I suited up my G.U.N. uniform. I looked at the clock, it was a few minutes past 11:00 A.M. Well, at least I’ll be done before lunch.

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(Station Square, G.U.N. Main Base - Training Grounds)

I trained for hours now…missing lunch on the process. Damn those old bastards! They think they can keep me locked up in this base forever! I’ll show them…I’ll be G.U.N.’s leader some day! Then I’ll make them pay for this! Later that day, when I was passing through the new building’s construction site near the base, a voice yelled at me. “Mr. DeSais! It’s good to meet you sir!,” yelled a guy wearing a full helmet and a pilot’s uniform. The idiot crashed into me and we both fell to the ground. Suddenly without warning, a huge bar of steel fell about two feet from where I was just standing. I was dumb-founded for a moment, then I gained back my composure and got up. The idiot still sat on the ground. “Boy, they should’ve fixed that thing…somebody could get hurt,” the guy said casually, like the whole thing didn’t even happen. Then he got to his feet and extended his right hand. “Nice to meet you Mr. DeSais! I’ve been assigned to you! I’ll be your pilot for your helicopter from now on! I’m…,” he blurted enthusiastically with a smile. I cut him off. “I don’t need to know your name soldier,” I told him coldly. “From now on I’ll call you pilot since that’s your class, now leave me be,” I said with a hint of anger. “Oh…Gee, Ok! I’ll be in the cafeteria if ya need me! Good-Bye!,” the giddy fool shouted as he waved his hand before leaving.

End of Flashback…

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“Talk about ironic…It‘s the only reason I put up with the pervert,” I mused quietly as I starred at him. He turned his head around and spoke. “Sir, want to grab something to eat on the way to Uzumaki Corporation?,” the pilot offered. “No pilot…just take me there,” I responded blankly as I crossed my hands and legs. What a weird idiot. Then I stare at him again and found him watching the other “video” in his monitor. Scratch that, what a weird perverted idiot…

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(Tokyo, Shopping District)

“I wonder where Knuckles is? Haven’t seen him around lately,” I said as I flew to a nearby noodle-stand. Then I saw a familiar figure a couple of feet away. It was Metal Sonic…but now he was wearing a pink kimono with a flower design and carrying a large decorative umbrella over Knuckles and Espio. That’s a surprise. Wait till they see me! “Hey Guys! Kinda weird meeting you here!,” I squealed happily at them. “O…Omochao?! How did you get here?!,” Espio shouted in surprise. “You followed us all the way here?!,” Knuckles added as he grabbed me by the arms. He held me up and out me on the table they were sitting on. “Okay you! Explain!,” Espio demanded. “Oh it’s simple really…I just hide inside one of your luggage in Station Square airport,” I answered with a grin.

“You more sneakier than Espio over here, aren’t you,” Knuckles signed as he poked my belly. “Hey! What does that mean?!,” Espio retorted pouting. Metal Sonic suddenly snickered. “What’s so funny?,” Knuckles frowned. He didn’t respond. Knuckles turned back to me. “Omochao…you can hang around as long as you don’t talk about…us,” Knuckles threatened with an evil smile on his face. “Otherwise…I’ll use you as a punching bag until you turn to dust,” he added as he cracked his knuckles. I gulped and looked at him with a grin. “O..K! But I get to sit between you and Espio,” I squeled as I sat between them. “Fine with me,” Espio shrugged. “Hey Knuckles how about we order some sake? I miss it,” Espio offered to the echidna.

“Hell yeah! That’s one of the reasons I went on this trip!,” Knuckles beamed, eyes glinting like bulbs. “Aren’t you guys underage? Both of you are only 16,” Metal Sonic suddenly cut in. “Since when did you start caring?,” Espio retorted with a smile. “Oh…er…whatever! Go kill yourselves with that…that…whatever it is!,” Metal Sonic fumed. “Hmm…I wonder what sake tastes like?,” I thought anxiously.

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42 bottles of sake and 5 trips to the bathroom later…

“Man…I can’t fell my spleen,” gurgled a drunk Espio as he staggered from the bathroom to the table. “Urgh…d…ditto…he…hehe,” Knuckles added with a giggle as he drooled on top of the table. “You fools…that’s what you get for not heeding my warning. HAHAHAHA!,” I laughed maniacally as I threw the stupid umbrella on the floor. Omochao wasn’t doing good either as he wavered in a zig-zag pattern in the air. The people around us just laughed and pointed at the three drunkards as they jumped on top of the table and began dancing like idiots. Then a man wearing a chef’s hat went in front of me. He spoke in a deep Japanese accent. Fortunately, I was built with a bilingual chip installed in my head and understood what he angry man said.

“Young lady, you must tell your friends this is unacceptable behavior in my restaurant! I don’t care if their popular, tell them to stop dancing on top of the table,” the chef shouted angrily. “First of all, I’m a guy! Second, I don’t give a fuck what they do!,” I answered venomously as I turned my back from the man. He grabbed my shoulder…bad move. “Don’t…touch…me…human!,” I screamed as I grabbed his hand and crushed it. The man screamed in agony as he fell to the floor holding his bloody hand…or what remained of it. Suddenly I felt pain as electricity coursed through my body. I cringed and remained standing as the final sparks stopped. “Damn I hate that…but it was sure worth it to cause suffering!,” I laughed as I watched the human go into shock on the floor. The people screamed around me and they all ran in different directions.

“Well…at least I’ll get peace of mind,” I mused with a smile. I starred at the drunkards still dancing on the table like nobody’s business. “It’s strange what effects a alcohol can do to them…or anyone else for that matter,” I sighed as I starred at Omochao…who was now shouting random gibberish.

Wait until I find a way to remove this damned chip in my body…HAHAHAHAHA!!! Then I’ll get my revenge on all of you…


CC13: Whew! That was a long chappie! ~_~

Chaos: And you put a friggin’ lemon in it you sicko! >_<

Sonic(sweat drop): Like your not! -_-;

CC13: Anyway, thanks for the reviews guys! I’ll put up chapter 26 sometime next week! So stay tuned!

Sonic(grinning): Same chao time…

Chaos(fuming): Same chao channel… -_-

CC13: Almost forgot…where do you think the best place the next chapter will take place next in Japan?

A. Tokyo Tower

B. Mount Fuji

C. Shinjuku Metro Government Building (The two tall buildings joined together in the center)

CC13: Tell me your answers on the reviews folks! This will determine the outcome of the next chapter! Thanks! ~_~


Next Chapter, Showdown in Tokyo…