Anger Management

CC13(her head low): Hello to all! Welcome to chapter 24 of…ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! First of all I would like to apologize for not updating this fic for 4 ½ weeks! I even got e-mails telling me if the fic was dead! You all deserve to be angry at my stupidity. >_<

(CC13 looks around and then back at you)

CC13(squealing loudly):Well this fic will never die! Not as long as I’m around!

Chaos(whispering): I wish you were dead….stupid chao.

Sonic: Hey, CC13! What happened to you anyway?

CC13: Oh not much…except my whole (forced)vacation was a total disaster because my laptop blew up, and I got electrocuted in the process. I couldn‘t feel my right arm for about half an hour after that. And I lost half my money. ^_^

Sonic: O…K. o_O

CC13(bowing): Anyway, I’m sorry for my readers for this. I’m never going to take another vacation forever and will now dedicate my time to updating this fanfic once a week!

Chaos(rolling his eyes): Hah, when chao fly…

Sonic: But chao do fly. -_-

Chaos(irritated): Damn…But only if you feed them a lot of fly Chaos Drives!

Sonic: Touché! >_<

Chaos: Touche? What does touché mean?

Sonic: Err…some other time. I forgot my dictionary. ^_^

(CC13 bows to the readers)

CC13: Anyway, It’s stressful when you think about it…my poor laptop…but enough of that! ~_~ Now that that’s over, Here is chapter 24! Enjoy!

(Author’s note: This chapter will switch between the P.O.V. of Chaos, DeSais, Metal Sonic and our favorite perverted metallic chao. And finally to those I‘ve angered for not updating this fic, I‘m very sorry and will never ever take a stupid, time-wasting vacation again. Thank you for bearing with me ^_^)

Translations for Japanese words:

Kun - Very Close Friend

Nani - What

Kimono - Japanese robe


ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 24: Sweet Dreadings


(Tokyo, Tokyo Hospital)

I was thankful that we crashed near Tokyo Hospital. I gently picked up and carried Tails and started running towards the Hospital’s entrance. Tails was groaning with pain from the cuts and bruises he received as I carried him to Tokyo Hospital. My mind was still cloudy from the battle with DeSais earlier, but I shrugged it off and kept running until I reached the entrance. People are staring at me as I carried Tails’s sleeping form to the Emergency Room. “You over there!,” I shouted loudly at an old doctor in the corner sipping coffee. I got his attention as he looked at me strangely, then at Tails. “Haven’t I seen you on TV? You’re the maker of my favorite drink, Chaos Soda!,” the old doctor smiled. “No time for formalities! Help him! He’s hurt!,“ I screamed franticly.

The doctor nodded as he instructed me to lay Tails on a nearby stretcher. “I need you to wait outside,” he mentioned rigidly as he pointed towards the door. “I’m not leaving him her!,” I shouted arrogantly. He looked at me with a warm smile. “Fine. You can stay,” He replied solemnly as he put on some surgical latex gloves. “Since everyone’s busy, you might as well help me…could you get that syringe in the table behind you,” the doctor instructed as he pointed behind me. “Now fill it up with that bottle of anesthesia on the counter behind you while I go out and get some bandages,” the doctor said as he went out the room. “Anesthesia? What‘s that?,” I mused as I starred at Tails. Suddenly a weak voice filled the room.

“Chaos…go to your meeting,” Tails rasped weakly. “Your going to be late,” he added as he got into a sitting position in the stretcher. “Tails! You shouldn’t get up!,” I said loudly as I went to his side. “Never mind me…Go to your meeting or your business deal won’t be completed,” Tails said softly as he rubbed his eyes. “But I can’t leave you here all alone,” I said softly as I held his hand. “Don’t worry about me. I’ll tell the doctor what happened…just go or you’ll miss your chance!,” Tails insisted. “But I,” I reasoned as I looked into his face to try to find a look of doubt. I found none. “Just go! Or I’ll do more experiments on you again!!!,” Tails shouted snidely with an evil look on his face. “Meep!,” I squealed as I ran out the door. “And you better make sure you get a good deal!,” he added loudly as he shouted out he window.

I hope I’m not too late for that damned meeting…for my company’s sake. You may think I’m cruel for leaving Tails in the hospital, but hey, I’m a businessman after all so I care about the well-being my company too. I stopped and screamed at a taxi cab nearby. “Take me to Uzumaki Corporation!,” I shouted in haste at the driver. He didn’t move, but just yawned at me and gave me an annoyed look. “I‘m not taking orders from a tub of water,” the cabby laughed. “Especially a cashless one,” he added. I looked at him and grabbed the collar of his shirt. “Don’t make me rip your balls of and shove them up your ass!,” I shouted angrily.

It wasn’t long before the taxi speed towards Uzumaki Corporation, the place were my business meeting s held. Leaving a smoky trail behind.

I just love being evil sometimes…

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(Tokyo Pier, Warehouse No. 58)

“Sir! Were here!,” chirped the pilot as he landed the helicopter on the ground near an old warehouse. “They’re waiting for you inside,” he added worriedly as he opened the helicopter’s door. I asked him to accompany me as the old warehouse’s massive doors slid open. “I hope they don’t yell at you like last time,” the pilot said timidly as he followed me inside. I didn’t reply but motioned him to keep quiet with my hand. The inside of the warehouse was humid, with a musty odor lingering about…giving it a fetid atmosphere. “Your late!,” a voice bellowed from the darkness a couple of meters from us.

The voice belonged to a thin bearded man in his sixties wearing a top hat with the G.U.N. insignia on it and a grey stripped suit with a red tie. He is carrying a cane with a diamond tip on his right hand as he walked towards the light of the warehouse. His name is Ronald Sanders, one of G.U.N.‘s three leaders and all-around informant and also the most easily ticked when it comes to failures. He was accompanied by the “others” as he walked into the light. “I heard you’ve grown soft lately,” Sanders began in a stern voice. “You failed to capture the specimen not once, but twice, DeSais,” mused Sanders as he went near me. “He’s proving to be a persistent individual,” I answered blankly as I eyed the “others” in the dark. Sanders leered venomously at me. “That’s not an excuse for your incompetent failure! You, the most elite of G.U.N.’s soldiers can’t even catch a walking gallon of water?!,” Sanders bellowed angrily as he clenched his fist. I let the words sink in slowly.

“I assure you, I will capture the specimen sir,” I quietly replied as anger boiled up inside me. “You better catch him DeSais…for your sake,” Sanders laughed bitterly. The words caught me off guard. “And what of the Chaos Emerald? Did you acquire the one here in Japan?,” questioned Sanders as he crossed his arms over his chest. I decided the bastard didn’t deserve this one. “No, I haven’t found anything yet,” I lied. I was met with a whip in the face with his cane. I reeled back in pain. “Useless! I gave you too many chances and you fucked it all up! Get out of my sight and don’t ever show me you face until you captured the specimen!,” barked Sanders as he put his cane to the ground and turned his back on me. “You are dismissed,” he said flatly before disappearing back into the darkness with the “others” following closely. I gritted my teeth in anger as I left the warehouse.

I’ll make Sanders Pay for this. I’ll make him and the “others” pay. A voice caught my attention. “Sir, sorry about the meeting,” the Pilot said as he opened the helicopter’s door. “It’s quite alright, no harm done,” I lied. “That bruised cut on your cheek looks bad sir,” the pilot inquired as he started the engines. I didn’t answer but asked him a question instead. “Have you found Mr. Zero’s whereabouts yet?,” I said firmly as I sat and pressed the G.P.S. on the console next to me. “Yes sir. He’s currently headed for Uzumaki Corporation in central Tokyo,” the pilot explained as the helicopter took off. The helicopter flew smoothly as I pressed the coordinates of the location of Mr. Zero in the console. Suddenly a beeping sound came from my console.

“That’s for me sir!,” he suddenly squealed and jumped off his seat and sat next to me. “Pilot! Get back to your seat this instant!,” I shouted at him. “Don‘t worry sir, It‘s on auto-pilot! I’m just gonna check out my latest e-mail from my pen pal!,” he said happily as he grabbed the mouse and clicked on an Omochao icon on the screen. “I didn’t know you had an Omochao for a pen pal,” I said dumbfounded as I stare at the screen. “Oh! He sent two attachments!,” the pilot squealed. There were two icons on the screen…one was called “Plane’s Private Room” and the other one was called “Plane Action”. He clicked on a icon labeled “Plane Action” and rubbed his hands together. I have a bad feeling about this. As soon as the pilot clicked it, a video screen popped out from the huge flat monitor on top of the console. What I saw almost made me rip my eyes out. The monitor showed Sonic and the life form known as Shadow engaging in a “69” position in the screen. “Pilot!!! Turn that thing of right now!!!,” I screamed as I shielded my eyes with my arm from the scene. “Just a minute sir! This is where the juicy part starts!,” he squealed giddily. Then I heard erotic moans and screams coming from the speakers.

That’s when my nose started to bleed for reasons I can’t explain. “Sir! Looky! Looky! It’s so cool! After this, we could watch the other one!,” the happy pilot squealed excitedly as the “porno” continued. I was tempted to choke the pervert right there, but stopped myself because I really don’t know how to fly this damned thing. I was forced to hear more moans and screams as I wished for every second to jump out of the damned helicopter before I nose-bleed to death…

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(Tokyo, Shopping District)

“Can we go home now?! I Can‘t stand it anymore!,” I pleaded angrily at Knuckles and Espio. My plea fell on deaf ears. These crazy fanatical schoolgirls were now driving me crazy with their questions, as they continue to giggle and laugh at my current “condition”. Suddenly, a flying piece of seaweed hit my face. “Sorry about that! I’m getting used to these stupid chopsticks!,” Knuckles laughed as he continued to grasp a sushi roll with the two sticks in his hands, but failing miserably. Espio wasn’t having trouble with them as he stuffs his mouth full of the ugly things. “Hey Metalla-kun…how about you and them have a little fun?,” the schoolgirl next to me as she pointed to the two eating teens. It hit me. “No you sick human! I’d rather be turned into scrap metal than do that!,” I fumed disgustedly at the schoolgirls.

“Aw…maybe you wanna be turned into an intimate object instead?,” the other one said giddily as she poked my stomach. I as about to strangle the bitch right there. “That’s it! All of you get the hell away from me! Your all sick you hear me! Sick!,” I shouted angrily, attracting some attention. “Nani? You think were sick? Who’s wearing the flimsy French-maid outfit?,” the one behind me smiled snidely. “Those two made me wear this thing, Ok?! And they put a frigging device in my head to follow their commands!,” I answered venomously at the trio. “Oh,” they answered in unison. Then an idea popped in my head. “Why don’t you all stalk someone else like Chaos or Sonic? Their here in Tokyo you know!,” I suggested with a little hope that my plan will work. “Chaos-kun and Sonikku are hear?! Yeeaaahhh! Let’s go girls!,” the trio squealed in unison before they dashed off into who knows wear. “Heh…they didn’t even asked for the location. Ah well…at least I’m rid of those annoying humans,” I mused wryly as I sat on a chair.

I suddenly felt a gloved hand on my shoulder. “Let’s go Metal Sonic…or should I say Metalla-kun?,” Espio snickered. “That’s not funny,” I fumed as I stood and straightened myself. “Sure it is! It suits your “clothes” just fine,” Knuckles added as he paid the bill. “Fuck you guys…,” I whispered with hatred as the duo walked beside me. “Hey, why don’t we buy a kimono for Mr. Unsmiley over here?,” the echidna suddenly said. I can only hope their joking…then again their jokes always involve humiliating me. “Great idea! There’s one over there!,” pointed the stupid chameleon. I should’ve died at Station Square…Death would be much more comforting than being a slave to these idiots…

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(Tokyo, Japan/Airport)

“Boy I’m glad I’m out of that stuffy place,” I mused as I flew away from the plane. “I sure hope my pen pal’s enjoying what I sent him,” I pondered happily as landed on the ground near the Airport’s entrance. “Now where could Chaos and the others be…That’s right! Their exploring Tokyo!,” I realized suddenly. I then flew towards Central Tokyo hoping to catch up on them.

20 minutes later…

“Boy, am I tired from all this flying,” I thought as I rested on the sidewalks near the bus stop. Suddenly a passing tour bus caught my attention. I and hitched a ride on a passing tour bus and made myself comfty under the seats of the passengers. “I might as well enjoy myself while I’m here…I wonder if they have a chao garden in Japan…I bet they speak Japanese,” I mused on. Suddenly a pair of soft hands grabbed me from behind. They belonged to a little girl. “Look mommy! It’s a cute metal chao! Can I keep him?! Please?!,” the perky girl asked feverishly. “Strange little fellow…all right, as long as he doesn’t hump the legs of our guests like your other chao did,” the father said as he patted me on the head. “Hey! Could you put me down?,” I squealed at the girl. “What?! You can talk?!,” the girl shouted as she put me down. “That’s unusual for a chao,” her father wondered. “I’m an Omochao! We’re one of the chao that can talk human!,” I proudly said as I hovered of the floor. Then the bus suddenly shook as it hit something on the road. I flew off the bus only to notice it collided with a cab.

“You shouldn’t have beat the red light,” a groggy Chaos said as he exited the busted cab. The driver was unconscious on the ground. “Chaos!,” I squealed happily as I hugged him. “Wha?! Omochao?! What are you doing all the way out here?!,” Chaos shouted, surprised. “I stow away in your plane when you weren’t looking!,” I replied with a hint of mischievousness in my voice. “Oh no…you didn’t…did you?,” Chaos looked at me in horror. “Yup, I got the whole thing in camera, plus another one,” I smiled. I noticed everybody was watching the whole scene now. Chaos looked around as a sweat drop appeared on his face. “Grrr…I’ll deal with you later! I’ve got a meeting to catch!,” Chaos shouted angrily as he ran past me and into a cylindrical looking building. “Wasn’t that Chaos Zero? The creature who destroyed Station Square a year ago?,” someone asked me from the crowd.

“Erm…yeah. But he was sorry for that!,” I replied awkwardly. “Oh no, actually I wanted his autograph on my Chaos Soda T-shirt,” the person said. Suddenly another pair of hands grabbed me. “You! You where with Chaos-kun! Where did he go!,” a trio of girls shouted in unison. “Tell us or we’ll dismantle you!,” the leader of the girls shouted. I better think of something. “He went to Tokyo Tower!,” I lied hoping they would buy it. “Tokyo Tower? What does he want there? Oh well…let’s go!,” the leader screamed as she dropped me to the ground and ran off with the two others following here.

Japan is no place for an Omochao…


CC13: That concludes this weeks chapter! Sorry for not putting a lemon in this chapter! I’ll put it on chapter 25! Thank you all for bearing with me.

(bows her head)

Chaos: You need to see a therapist you sick little chao!


Next Chapter, meeting and mayhem in the same building…