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Take It From the Top

By: Cheeky
folder Kingdom Hearts › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 2
Views: 2,134
Reviews: 15
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Scene 2

Scene 2: Destiny Islands


*Sora waking up on the beach, then lies back down. He sees Kairi, bolts upright and*--SMACK--*they clonked each other’s noggin*

Sora and Kairi: *Lying on their backs* Ouch.

Hades: *talking to Riku* Reminds you of Saturday Night Live doesn’t it.

Riku: *giggling uncontrollably*

Director: *with two fingers to his head* Please cut, I’m going to go quietly have an aneurysm.


*Sora’s running around trying to find stuff to build a raft. Wanders over to where Tidus is*
Sora: Hey! Tidus, do you know where some cloth is?

Tidus: *Still practicing fighting* Did you try Kairi’s shirt?

Sora: Too small

Tidus: How bout your shorts?

Sora: Too drafty.

Tidus: What about Riku’s clothes?

Sora: We can’t figure out how he gets the damn stuff on.

*An arrow with a suction cup nails Sora in the face keeping his mouth shut. Offstage the network sensor is whistling a little tune and hiding a bow behind her back.*

Director: Security!


*Later in the afternoon on the beach when they’re all talking*

Riku: So we could’ve ended up anywhere else just as easily, right?

Sora: Such philosophical questions at our age?

*Everyone stare at Sora dressed in a suit and tie with glasses and a little pipe that blows bubbles.*

Kairi: Cute Heff, really cute. *Looking mildly irritated and amused*

Riku; *looks around at the rest of the people here and spots the AOTO (Author Of These Outtakes)* You’re insane y’know.

Director: Cut. *Looks to the AOTO* Security!

The AOTO (me): *closes her notebook and runs like hell*


You guys knew I'd make an appeareance sooner or later right? Anyways Thanks to those who reviewed, ideas for future outtakes at greatly appreciated. You people are my inspiration; Mell Brooks, the Coen Brothers and You guys! P.S. For a rather amusing outtake someone wrote in regards to this, check the Reviews. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's an out take of my outtakes LOL!!!
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