Mistaken identity
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Category:
Zelda › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
5,347
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Zelda game series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
chapter two - sex!
Link woke up to a most pleasurable feeling. He thought he had been dreaming it, but when he woke up he realized it was actually happening. Someone was going down on him.
"Ahhhhhh" moaned the Hero of Time as the hot, wet mouth closed around his member and sucked gently. It had been so long.
"Oh, Zelda," he whispered into the dark room.
"MMPH?!!!!!" Came the reply!
Suddenly the mouth was gone and so was the pleasurable sucking.
"Uh oh," thought Link. "Not Zelda. Then who? I am in huge trouble."
"My love! I mean my KING! How could you?!!!!"
"AHHHHH!" Link shouted in fear and suprise. He jumped out of his bed and pulled his blankets around him. Then he frantically searched for a lighter to light the lamp beside his bed. It couldn't be! It just couldn't.
Finally he found the match and lit it. There, still kneeling on his bed, was the boy from the woods earlier. His feminine face looked rejected and sad.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" Link cried.
"Serving you, my love! I mean my KING! Serving you as I always do!"
Link seethed for a while as he thought of what to do. The idea of killing the young man crossed his mind, but then he realized how hard it would be to explain. But not only was the boy an intruder, but a molester, too. He hadn't asked permission!
"You molested me!" Link cried.
"I did not, I only came to prove my love to you! You always used to love it, my KING!"
"I. Am not. Your KING!" Link shouted. "YOu may have started life in a story about me, but now you're in your own thing! Go away!"
The boy's lower lip trembled. "But..... all of those times we shared together. You teaching me to fight with all the unnecessary physical contact. The TICKLING! What about the TICKLING!"
"That wasn't me!" Link said. "And furthermore, your 'writer" obviously does NOT know what men are really like! Look, if I was really this guy who TICKLED HIS FELLOW SOLDIERS then I would expect this from you, but I am NOT. You are in the wrong story!"
By now the boy was crying in rejection. That one stupid trademark cow lick on the back of his head bobbed up and down in time with his sobs.
"FUCK OFF!" Link yelled. He was truely out of patience, and seeing the blubbering boy with the moronic haircut only made him angrier. "Get out now!"
The boy jumped off the bed. Now he was in a hurry. He had never seen anyone so angry. As he walked to the door, he tried to salvage some dignity. He pulled himself straight up to his full, but still tiny height, and said "you haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back to prove that I love you! And one more thing. WEOH!"
With that, he walked out.
"Ahhhhhh" moaned the Hero of Time as the hot, wet mouth closed around his member and sucked gently. It had been so long.
"Oh, Zelda," he whispered into the dark room.
"MMPH?!!!!!" Came the reply!
Suddenly the mouth was gone and so was the pleasurable sucking.
"Uh oh," thought Link. "Not Zelda. Then who? I am in huge trouble."
"My love! I mean my KING! How could you?!!!!"
"AHHHHH!" Link shouted in fear and suprise. He jumped out of his bed and pulled his blankets around him. Then he frantically searched for a lighter to light the lamp beside his bed. It couldn't be! It just couldn't.
Finally he found the match and lit it. There, still kneeling on his bed, was the boy from the woods earlier. His feminine face looked rejected and sad.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" Link cried.
"Serving you, my love! I mean my KING! Serving you as I always do!"
Link seethed for a while as he thought of what to do. The idea of killing the young man crossed his mind, but then he realized how hard it would be to explain. But not only was the boy an intruder, but a molester, too. He hadn't asked permission!
"You molested me!" Link cried.
"I did not, I only came to prove my love to you! You always used to love it, my KING!"
"I. Am not. Your KING!" Link shouted. "YOu may have started life in a story about me, but now you're in your own thing! Go away!"
The boy's lower lip trembled. "But..... all of those times we shared together. You teaching me to fight with all the unnecessary physical contact. The TICKLING! What about the TICKLING!"
"That wasn't me!" Link said. "And furthermore, your 'writer" obviously does NOT know what men are really like! Look, if I was really this guy who TICKLED HIS FELLOW SOLDIERS then I would expect this from you, but I am NOT. You are in the wrong story!"
By now the boy was crying in rejection. That one stupid trademark cow lick on the back of his head bobbed up and down in time with his sobs.
"FUCK OFF!" Link yelled. He was truely out of patience, and seeing the blubbering boy with the moronic haircut only made him angrier. "Get out now!"
The boy jumped off the bed. Now he was in a hurry. He had never seen anyone so angry. As he walked to the door, he tried to salvage some dignity. He pulled himself straight up to his full, but still tiny height, and said "you haven't seen the last of me. I'll be back to prove that I love you! And one more thing. WEOH!"
With that, he walked out.