Anger Management

Chaos: Your probably wondering why CC13 isn’t here right? Well….the bitch…I mean CC13 got hit by a car and is currently in a hospital right now with multiple bruises a broken rib and the bones in her left arm and right leg are fractured! And your wondering why she didn’t update on time!

(Chaos looks left and right)

Chaos: ^_^ Hahahahaha!!! Serves her right for being such a little bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

(Chaos cackles madly as he jumps around in joy)

Chaos: The bitch….I mean CC13 won’t be writing anymore crazy chapters of this damn fic!!!….for a while anyway….Ow! What the?!

(You see Sonic behind Chaos)

Chaos(flustered): Why the hell did you slap my butt!!! -_-

Sonic: I couldn’t help myself…Your butt is just screaming “Spank me! I’m a bad boy!”

Chaos: ….prick.

Sonic: Anyway, CC13 gave me a written copy of Chapter 17 of….

(Sonic takes out a Megaphone)

Sonic: ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! *_*

Chaos: Dammit! Don’t do that! Your starting to act like her!

Sonic: Sorry Chaos-kun! Anyway, she said both of us should host this chapter, that she typed painfully….so Chaos, you can do the presentation! It’s the least you could do for being such a jerk!

Chaos(pouts): I don’t wanna!!! *blows raspberry*

Sonic(grinning): Don’t make me spank you!

Chaos: I dare you mortal!

Sonic: Mortal huh….Bad Chaos! Bad! Come here you!

(Sonic goes behind Chaos, trips him so he layed on the floor face first….and proceeded to spank his ass….painfully)

Chaos(struggling): aaahhhhoooowwwww!!!! Aaaooow! Stop! I command you! Ow! Ow! Ow! OK! I’m sorry! Ow! I’ll be good! yaahooww! Ow!

(Sonic stops and helps Chaos up)

Sonic(sing-song voice): Now host the fic my sweet Chaos!!!

Chaos(nonchalantly): Bastard…Ladies and gentlemen….

(sees Sonic holding a bullwhip)

Chaos(louder): I present to you….chapter 17 of….ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!

Sonic: That’s the way! Want some ice-cream?

(Sonic holds up a triple cone strawberry-vanilla-chocolate ice-cream)

Chaos: Sure!

(Chaos gulps it down)

Chaos: All of a sudden I don’t feel so goooooood….Urrrgh! Bathroom!

(Chaos Runs away with Sonic laughing in the background)


ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 17: Sweet Return


(Author’s note: This chapter will start out at Sonic’s P.O.V. and will later switch to Chaos’s P.O.V. near the end, enjoy! ^_^)


I couldn’t believe it…Not even in my wildest dreams. There before me stood Chaos as he extended his hand. “Are you all right?,” Chaos said softly. “C…chaos? Is that really you!?,” I shouted. “Yes Sonic, I don’t know how to explain this…,” Chaos said as he helped me up. Then suddenly a laser beam shot right above us. “Enough talk! I don’t know how you managed to survive, so I’m just going to make sure!!!,” screamed Metal Sonic as he ran right at Chaos. “Looks like we’ll talk later Sonic!,” Chaos shouted as he caught Metal Sonic by the arm and threw him into a nearby fire hydrant, making a nice little fountain. “You and the others better stand back while I deal with Mr. Unsmiley over here!,” Chaos shouted as he ran towards the fallen form of Metal Sonic, who quickly got up and attempted to punch Chaos. Just as his punch was about to connect, Chaos caught it with his right arm and countered with a swift uppercut to Metal Sonic’s face, sending the Metallic Hedgehog flying into a dumpster.

I quickly ran to Knuckles and the others, who had shocked(not to mention a wide grin) on each of their faces. “Wow! Chaos is alive!!!,” cried Tails happily as he helped Espio back on his feet. “And look at the way he’s pummeling Metal Sonic!,” Espio added as got up. “How did he get that powerful? Even in Mk. II, Metal Sonic is having a hard time landing a blow on him!,” Knuckles shouted in awe as Chaos blocked the punches of Metal Sonic away with ease. “Go Chaos! Send his metallic ass back to the junkyard!!!,” Omochao and Shadow cheered.

“Graaahhhh!,” Metal Sonic creamed angrily as he pummeled Chaos with kicks and punches, but all of it was futile as Chaos seemed to get stronger and stronger with every blow inflicted on him. “What is this?! You should be on your knees crying in pain!,” Metal Sonic bellowed angrily as he backed away from Chaos. “I don’t know what happened to me, but it seems your Chaos based powers isn’t affecting me anymore!,” Chaos responded. “Which means I’m going to kick your ass for hurting my lovers…er…friends!,” Chaos shouted angrily. Metal Sonic suddenly shot a red surge of energy at Chaos, which Chaos took head on, as the energy exploded around him. “Chaos!!!,” I screamed. “Well it looks like he was all talk!,” laughed Metal Sonic.

“Now I’m going to kill you all…one…by one!,” he pointed at each of us and stopped at me. “Hey I’m still standing Metal head!,” shouted a voice. The explosion cleared and Chaos was there, standing like the whole thing never happened. “How?! You should have been blown to oblivion!,” shouted Metal Sonic angrily. “No matter, I’ll make sure you dead this time! And when I’m done with you, I’ll rip your body and make your little whores eat it!!!,” Metal Sonic screamed insanely as he charged at Chaos.

I looked at Chaos, and for the first time….I saw him smiling….

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I could see I’m driving this fool mad with rage….rage that I once had. “Die!!!,” Metal Sonic screamed madly as he made his claws sharper and slashed me across the chest. I hardly flinched as my wound in my chest quickly healed. “I don’t think you get it!,” I shouted ,grabbing Metal Sonic’s head and slamming it to the ground. I then slammed my fist into his back, grabbed his head and threw him high into the air. “I’ll show you what pure chaos is!!!,” I shouted as I raised my arms and. “Chaos Ripper!!!,” I screamed as a dark blue surge of energy shot out of my arms and slammed straight right into Metal Sonic’s back. Raaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!! This can’t be!!!!! Noooo!!!!!,” screamed Metal Sonic before he was consumed by a huge explosion.

(Smoke was everywhere for about a couple of seconds as debris from nearby buildings rained from the sky. As everybody looked up, they could see the scorched body of Metal Sonic levitating for a second, before crashing towards the ground….)

Metal Sonic’s body was scorched and dented…oil was gushing out of his stomach and mouth. His cape was burnt and torn , one of his arms was blown of….and both his ruined legs was crackling electricity wildly. A red Chaos Emerald suddenly landed at my feet.

“H…how?,” Metal Sonic chocked as dark oil leaked out of his mouth. “I was stronger…arrrk….I had the power of…a Chaos Emerald…I was invincible,” he gurgled as more oil spilled out of his mouth. “You have nothing in the beginning, you relied on the powers of the Chaos Emerald and used it for your own means,” I said as I approached his unmoving body. “You never had anyone to care about, just yourself…such a waste,”I said as I starred at Metal Sonic’s dying form. “I…hate…hate….y…you…You don’t….know….what it feels to be a copy….a fucking….copy!,” Metal Sonic choked angrily as his red eyes grew dimmer. “Being…like this…being ridiculed….every day…of my existence…Every since my defeat at the hands of….Sonic…I wanted to kill myself….to kill….kill everything…..,” Metal Sonic said as his voice became much softer.

I wanted…Uuuaaahhh….to defeat Sonic….badly….To prove that I'm superior....but…there…is only one….only…one…but defeat after defeat…I know that I’ll never win!!!,” Metal Sonic shouted angrily. Sonic and the others was now approaching us. I could see the look of happiness on their faces as they walked towards me. “Damn….you…you….you’ll all be….dancing around ….my dead body….huh?….strange….I…I'm….not angry…”,whispered Metal Sonic as more blood seeped out of his mouth. “Anymore…….,” Metal Sonic whispered as his red eyes became black.


Metal Sonic is dead….I have won….I truly am Chaos. And yet…I don’t feel happy over my victory. I quickly dismissed the thought and headed towards my friends….

(The dark clouds started to clear as Chaos walked towards his friends…some how….exhausted by the ordeal….)


Sonic: That was cool! This chapter is over! From now on, CC13 will try to update this fic every week, so check back every 6-7 days for updates!

(You see Chaos beside Sonic)

Chaos: That wasn’t funny! What the hell did you put in that ice-cream?!

Sonic: Oh nothing….just some dead insects, and some ground cow guts)

(Chaos suddenly runs away covering his mouth)

Sonic(shouting): Serves you right for being a jerk! Anyway, CC13 wants you all to know that she’ll be out of the hospital probably in a couple of days! She thanks all of you for reviewing!

(You hear a painful yell from a nearby bathroom)

Sonic: See you all on chapter 18 of….ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!


Next chapter, Chaos decides to throw a reunion….