Anger Management

CC13: Hello Everybody! Welcome to chapter 16 of…ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! In this chapter, a lot of unanswered questions will be revealed!

Chaos(to himself): And I’ll continue to rant about how evil and stupid this fic is….

CC13: Also I will now update this fic every 4 days, and I mean every 4 days!!! I don’t care what homework or projects I get from school, but I’ll update this fic first!!!

(CC13 jumps around waving a flail mace and doing a warcry)

Chaos: O_o O…K….

CC13: And not only that, Chaos here even starts to enjoy reading this…

Chaos: I was forced to read this crap!!!

CC13: I never forced you…

Chaos: By Sonic Damn it!!!

CC13: Oh…That’s nice… ~_~

Chaos: Yeah…sucks…stupid bitch…

CC13: Anyway, as I said before since I got a lot of e-mails from some readers…all your questions will be answered in the fic!

(You see Sonic approaching)

Sonic: Hey guys! I’ve got some awesome news!!!

Chaos(jokingly): You have AIDS!? ^_^

Sonic: NO!

(Sonic slaps Chaos)

Chaos: Ow….

Sonic: I just bought a PSP!!! And a couple of games!

CC13: Cool! I heard those things are expensive!

Chaos: Whoop-de-do… where the hell did you get the money to buy that, pray tell?

Sonic: I just borrowed some from your bank account!

Chaos(angry): You what!? Your taking advantage of me!

Sonic(frowning): Oh relax! You make thousands every day selling Chaos Soda! ~_~

(They argue, which results in punching and kicking and some cries of agony)

CC13: Well let’s leave these two together…while I present to you….chapter 16!!!

(CC13 runs away)


ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chapter 16: Sweet Karma

(Author’s note: This will start in Sonic’s P.O.V. and will switch to the others, then finally back to Sonic. Just to let you know so you won’t get confused. ^_^)

After my little “exercise” in Chaos’s office, I grabbed the disc and the apron and left the building. I suddenly got an idea that might make everyone happy….I decided to contact the guys one by one….

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The cold shower hit my face as I grabbed the shampoo and applied it to my dreadlocks. It’s weird how a lot of people around me always get hurt….I hate being the guardian of the Master Emerald sometimes. But now that Chaos is gone, I realized how lucky I was to have become the guardian…otherwise I would have never met him. “I wonder what the guys are going right now…,” I mused as I washed the shampoo off my dreadlocks and grabbed a towel. I then heard my phone ring as I dried myself with a towel. I picked it up and was answered by Sonic’s cheerful voice. “Hey Red is that you?,” Sonic said. “What’s up blue?,” I answered. “Hey, could you go to Chaos’s Office? Where having a party there!,” Sonic said happily over the phone. I pondered for a moment, before saying yes….

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It was a sight here on the roof of this abandoned church….I could see a lot of people walking by without a care in the world. I ran down the roof and was surprised by a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Knuckles there with a grin. “Hey Shadow, how’s it going,” Knuckles said crossing his arms. “Fine….I’m just relaxing my mind up here, since everything seemed to be a blur to me,” I responded looking at a group of children running around the street. “Hey, Sonic invited me to a party in Chaos’s Office…he said you should go too,” said Knuckles as he put a hand over my shoulder. I looked at him with curious eyes, before giving my answer. “Only if you catch me!,” I shouted mischievously before jumping to another roof. I hear him yell a curse as he ran after me…

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My research on the sample I…..obtained from Chaos couldn’t be analyzed by my computer. It seems his DNA is too complex, as it fried my computer’s hard drive. “I miss you so much…And to think I could’ve done all kinds off experiments to you,” I signed as I removed the sample from the burnt computer. Then my mind began to wonder. What would people say If I told them that my first time was with a being made of water…Suddenly the phone rang. “Darn…I wonder who it is,” I thought as I picked up the phone. I was greeted with Sonic’s voice. “Hey there little guy! Do you want to party with me and the guys at Chaos’s Office? Think of it as a sleep over!,” Sonic said quickly. “Oh hey Sonic! Could you mind repeating that again?,” I asked. I hear a groan over the line before Sonic responded….

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I could see Chaos’s tortured face screaming in pain as Eggman’s Hellion-Worm sapped the life out of him. “Get out of here! All of you!,“ screamed Chaos as the Hellion-Worm’s tail continued to crush him. I ran to him, but the more I ran, the more he seemed farther away. I could hear Sonic and the others call my name…before everything blacked out. I screamed as I jolted up from my bed. It was the same night mare that haunted me for the past few days now. I hate this! I should’ve stayed with him! I don’t care what anyone says! From the first moment I saw him, I knew our fate was entwined, as much as I tried to deny it, I as well as Sonic and the others have fallen for him. We were all brought together by Chaos…to help and protect one another…now that he’s gone. My thoughts were interrupted when the phone rang….

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“Hey! I’m glad you all made it! Especially you Knuckles, I was starting to worry you couldn‘t go,” I shouted happily as Knuckles Shadow, Tails and Espio entered Chaos’s building. “Yeah, well I would have been here sooner if Shadow here didn’t make me chase him around!,” Knuckles said faking an angry face as he pointed to Shadow, who tried to look innocent. “So Sonic, what kind of party are we going to have?,” Tails asked as he looked around the building. “Yeah, I’m getting curious!,” Espio added. “Fine! You guys are so impatient! Follow me,” I smiled mischievously as I walked into the elevator with the others.

“OK! Where here!,” I said as the elevator stoped at Chaos’s office. I quickly ran to the door and stood there while the rest were walking out of the elevator. “Now…don’t any of you try to freak out from what your about to see!,” I told them as I rapped the door. “Whatever, let’s get this over with! I have a giant green emerald to guard you know!,” Knuckles said tapping his foot. I then swung open the door to Chaos’s Office . “What the hell!?,” Knuckles screamed as he looked at the Giant flat screen TV in the living room. Shadow and Espio’s mouth were hanging open as they tried to cover Tails’s eyes. In the TV….was Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles inside a huge cage….making out. “How the hell is this possible!?,” Knuckles shouted as a blush crept up on his face. Shadow face was beet red from watching. “Man you should see the look on your faces right now!,” Espio laughed, holding his side. Tails just sat on the floor…holding his bleeding nose. “Oh I’ll show you!,“ I thought mischievously as I removed the a DVD. Before Espio said another word, I quickly played the other DVD….and waited for their reactions…

“What the fuck?!,” Espio screamed as he saw himself on the TV….fucking Chaos inside an elevator. “This is impossible!!!!,” laughed Knuckles as he fell down to the floor clutching his side. Shadow was also laughing uncontrollably as does Tails. I then turned off the TV, deciding they would die laughing. “You guys are probably wondering who took this right?,” I laughed as I put the two DVD’s inside away. “Yeah…I’ll kill the bastard who did this!,” Knuckles shouted getting up. “Ditto!,” Espio added. Suddenly Omochao appeared beside me. “Hey guys!,” Omochao chirped happily. “You! You probably stole them from Eggman’s surveillance cameras didn’t you!,” screamed Knuckles. “Hey, I didn’t want that stealth upgrade I’ve got from Chaos to waste!,” Omochao responded as Knuckles and Espio chased him around….

I’m glad everybody’s getting along….

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We were now sitting in a round table inside the kitchen after the whole ordeal. Knuckles was busy eating all our food while Tails and Shadow were playing poker….

“So you mean to tell me that you actually snuck inside Eggman’s base when Sonic and the others were captured?,” Espio asked Omochao. “Yup! I was inside the truck with Sonic and the others when they were captured! Of course they couldn’t see me because I was invisible!,” Omochao replied happily. “ You’re the most weirdest chao I’ve ever met!,” I said to Omochao. “Who activated the Self-Destruct?,” Knuckles said with a mouth full of food. “It was Eggman! After he saw me in his Control Room, he got all fred up and tried to kill me….he tried to shoot me with his Egg-Walker but ended up hitting the self-destruct button on one of the panels,” Omochao said waving his arms. “I know you must hate me for it…,” He added sadly. “It’s not you fault…It’s Eggman’s lousy aiming!,” Knuckles laughed. We continued to talk and make jokes for a while until a huge explosion brought our attention.

“What was that?!,” Tails and Shadow shouted in unison as we scrambled to the window. Below us, we could see cars scorching in a huge inferno. People were running around screaming as some of them were shot by a huge ripple of energy. “ Hey! Isn’t that Metal Sonic!,” shouted Espio pointing below. “No! It can’t be! He’s supposed blown to scrap when Eggman’s base blew up!,” Knuckles said angrily. “He somehow looks different thought…He‘s in his Mk. II form!!! This isn‘t good!,” Tails shouted. “Well, we’ve better stop him before he send this place to hell!,” I said as I rushed to the elevator.

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“Well if it isn’t Chaos’s harem of concubines! You must be all sad that poor Chaos is burning in hell right now!,” taunted Metal Sonic as we ran up to him. Ignoring the insult, Knuckles spoke back. “How is it your still alive?!,” Knuckles responded angrily as he ran and punched Metal Sonic, who caught it with no effort and threw knuckles at Shadow. The pair landed on the ground with a sickening thud. “Foolish Echidna….,” Metal Sonic laughed. “I am imbued with the power of the Chaos Emeralds In my Mk. II form, that power is magnified ten fold!!!,” Metal Sonic shouted as he opened his chest, revealing a red Chaos Emerald pulsating like a beating heart. “Even with only one my power is supreme!,” He cackled as his whole body started to glow an eerie red. Shadow and Knuckles tried to get up from the ground as I spin-dashed at Metal Sonic. I suddenly felt pain as my whole body was electrified, and I was thrown to the ground.

“What’s a matter hedgehog? Get up!,” Metal Sonic said bluntly as he picked me up by the neck. “Sonic!,” I heard Espio Scream as he charged at Metal Sonic. However, it was useless as he was Metal Sonic shot a red laser beam at his leg, sending him crawling on the ground. “Ahhhgg!,” Espio cried in pain as blood seeped out of his leg. “I guess your sad that your precious Chaos Zero is dead, right? Well don’t worry…you’ll see him very soon!,” cackled Metal Sonic as he started choking me. “No!,” cried Tails as he kicked Metal Sonic in the head. It was futile as Tails was hurled up into the air before getting an uppercut to the jaw from Metal Sonic. “Your friends can’t save you now…No one can!,” laughed Metal Sonic. “Aaarrhh!,” I choked as blood seeped out of my mouth. “That’s right hedgehog….Cry! Cry like a hapless bitch! I want to hear taste your fear!,” Metal Sonic shouted insanely as he brought my face to his, and licked my tears.

“Exquisite! I’ll give you a quick death now!,” Metal Sonic said madly as he applied more pressure into my neck. “This is it…oh Chaos…I’m sorry,” I thought sadly. Suddenly Metal Sonic released his grip from me and did a back-flip away from me. “You! Your supposed to be dead!,” Metal Sonic screamed angrily as he pointed at me. Then I realized it wasn’t me he was pointing too. “Are you all right Sonic?,” a voice said behind me. I turned around, as I recognized the voice…my heart beating….and saw the familiar face of Chaos Zero….


CC13: Sorry for the cliff hanger folks! I’ll update the next chapter on Thursday so please forgive me!

Chaos: Yeah! I’m alive! HAHAHA!

(He starts dancing around)

Sonic: See! I told you so! Now you owe me ! ^_^

Chaos: Owe you what?
Sonic(teasingly): you’ll see…Come here!

Chaos: Eeeep!!! O_o

(Sonic drags Chaos away)

CC13: Ain’t love grand….Well…See you all klater on chapter 17 of….ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!


Next Chapter, Chaos Zero rescue!!!