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Chapter 12
AN: hey guys, I'm kinda.. not in the mood for a long update! So I'll leave you with a little answering to what the hell Selphie did. And I see a lot of anti-Selphie people here. Haha ok so I have to admit I love her. Sorry to say, she wont die :P kill her and you'll deal with me ;)
no really, I love you all ♥
Thank-yous: AkuRokulove[thank you. I aim to please. :] Riku is a riot to write], Noah[thank you! ♥ I'm glad you're enjoying. Addicted, orly? I love that word. Srsly. Makes me grin like an idiot. tehe. Yeah, Selphie just...there. But she's needed. The worlds needs bitches. lmao.], AlphaOmega[thank you. yeah, Seme Sora is rare, and I've seen few authors pull it off. But I'm thinking they're probably gonna switch. >:], Yami-Bakura-Itemri, k612[thank you for taking the time to review ♥], pokezejello[haha. your review made me giggle. I should've done the hulk!Riku thing. hahaa. Brilliant], fayeS.[well, they're probably gonna switch, if you know what I mean. in beddddd. ;)], Anorexic Muffinz[tehe, thanks. Sarcasm is my best friend], Manin[yeah, it would've. but too predictable, methinks. heh. Thanks for reviewing!], nakedlink[hopefully the ending of this chapter would be so bad], Kiyoshi[THANK YOU ♥ So I totally fangal squee when I saw your review. I'm laaame, I know, but hey! I'm happy. So me being happy=more writing=quicker update! hahaha.]
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I get into the room where I have history and what am I met with? A test. Great. Why didn't anyone tell me anything about it? Sometimes I wish I actually had friends here. But I don't, so sorry if I am being bitter. It feels like I somehow manage to mention how friendless I am whenever I get the chance…
Twice in one paragraph. Score, Riku.
In the middle of me trying to concentrate on explaining in perfect words just exactly how world war II started, I feel someone poking me in the back. Me, confused as hell, I turn around only to face Selphie. Great. Since when did her highness’ ass become good enough to sit itself in History classes?
“Hey handsome,” she whispers and I just force the most obvious faked smile and turn around again. I wont talk to her, not unless she wants to tell me what the fuck she did. “Hey, don't be rude I was talking to you.”
“Yeah, somehow writing about dead people seems a bit more interesting,” I whisper back. She snorts, a little too loud and now the teacher is shushing us. I hate it when teachers do that, makes me want to throw things at them. Like desks. Or something from NASA. No, I don't have anger issues, thank you for asking.
“Meet me by your locker after the lesson,” she says, “believe me, it'll be worth it.”
No matter how little I wanted to actually meet up with Selphie right now, I couldn't help but be curious as hell as to what she wanted to talk about. You try being me with everyone all of a sudden noticing you like you were walking bare naked with an arrow on your stomach pointing down at your penis under “I’M WITH TINY.”
So I give in my test paper, almost filled out with crap about how some guy did some shit to start some crappy war to take over the world that failed (obviously, cause we're still here) I could care less about. I walk to my locker and I wait for 5 minutes before Selphie finally walks up to me.
“Finally. What took you so long? Had to suck off Mr. Harris for an A grade?” I say and she gives me a fake ‘hah’. She stops in front of me and opens her bag, pulling out a paper and gives it to me. I take it and I ask, “What's this?”
“Just look at it.”
And I do. It's a picture, of me… and Sora. In Sora's bedroom. Where the fuck did she get this from? I crumble the paper up and look from side to side to check just how many people were in the hallway. 3 by the way, if you were wondering. Some nerd with huge ass glasses, trying to find his chemistry book probably. One jock who was checking out his reflection in a nearby mirror and some cheerleader, smearing a millionth layer of lip-gloss over her lips. Not that you care.
“Oh yeah, Cause that was the only copy I had of that picture,” she says and points at the paper ball I now have in my hand.
“Where the fuck did you get it?” I ask, trying to act as calm as possible. Inside my rage was boiling. I swear I could smack that bitch all the way back to World War II right now.
“I took it.” And that fucking smirk.
“What do you mean you took it?” And now she is laughing. I hate her laughter. And every fucking thing about her. It’s been a while since I’ve met someone with a vagina who actually has a decent personality that didn’t yell overdramatic whore or insensitive cocksucker.
“You should really make sure you know your boyfriend's room before you make out in it,” she says. She smiles like a fucking idiot, no wait I am the one looking like a fucking idiot right now cause I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
“Could you for once just make fucking sense!” I almost scream.
“Have you ever noticed, right next to his computer,” she says, her voice getting softer and lighter by every word she speaks, “the little black and grey thing,” and now she was moving closer to me and her lips are incredibly close to my ear and she whispers, “that… that is called a webcam.”
“Selphie…you’re a fucking slut.”
She gasps and pretends to be insulted. “Riku!” she says, “Do you kiss your brother with that mouth?” And she walks away.
Fuck. F-u-c-k. Now I am wondering how many people have seen that fucking picture. If I know Selphie right, she probably either emailed it to everyone or shoved it down everyone's locker. Of course she didn't do all of that herself, she has her own little team to do that. Team bitch. I know, creative. That's me.
I hear a laughter from the other side of the hallway, as someone closes their locker and foot steps are coming closer. I hear a few “Oh god,” and “dude!” from the distance. I feel a hand on my shoulder as one of the gayest guys in my school, Derek, says, “It's ok Riku. It's perfectly normal! I always thought you were gonna be the next one to join us.”
“Move it or lose it,” I say between clenched teeth, staring at his hand. He removes his hand and holds it by his ear like a phone and whispers ‘call me’ while walking away. Fuck you Selphie, really… Fuck. You.
“Oh man, Riku what the fuck happened yesterday?” It's Axel. Of course it's Axel. And of course he is only here to tease me about the fucking picture. Of course he saw the picture.
“Shut up Axel,” I snap.
“No really, Riku, you tried to convince me you were hooking up with Selphie, but really I knew it all along. You were getting it on with Sora,” he says and does this disgusting victory dance of his, repeating me and Sora’s names in a queer chant he just made up.
“Will you just shut the fuck up for once Axel? I am sick and tired of your fucked up head and your fucked up thoughts that I don’t fucking need right now, can you fucking understand that?”
“Fine, I'll just talk to you when you're not so fucking PMSing, geez…” Axel says as he walks away. I really didn't mean to snap at him like that. He is my best friend and I did like him sometimes. I just needed a little break from him right now. The bell starts to ring, something that means a break. I walk down the hallway, out of the door and onto the parking lot. Not a chance in hell am I gonna stay in school for the rest of the day.
I am going home.
no really, I love you all ♥
Thank-yous: AkuRokulove[thank you. I aim to please. :] Riku is a riot to write], Noah[thank you! ♥ I'm glad you're enjoying. Addicted, orly? I love that word. Srsly. Makes me grin like an idiot. tehe. Yeah, Selphie just...there. But she's needed. The worlds needs bitches. lmao.], AlphaOmega[thank you. yeah, Seme Sora is rare, and I've seen few authors pull it off. But I'm thinking they're probably gonna switch. >:], Yami-Bakura-Itemri, k612[thank you for taking the time to review ♥], pokezejello[haha. your review made me giggle. I should've done the hulk!Riku thing. hahaa. Brilliant], fayeS.[well, they're probably gonna switch, if you know what I mean. in beddddd. ;)], Anorexic Muffinz[tehe, thanks. Sarcasm is my best friend], Manin[yeah, it would've. but too predictable, methinks. heh. Thanks for reviewing!], nakedlink[hopefully the ending of this chapter would be so bad], Kiyoshi[THANK YOU ♥ So I totally fangal squee when I saw your review. I'm laaame, I know, but hey! I'm happy. So me being happy=more writing=quicker update! hahaha.]
**
I get into the room where I have history and what am I met with? A test. Great. Why didn't anyone tell me anything about it? Sometimes I wish I actually had friends here. But I don't, so sorry if I am being bitter. It feels like I somehow manage to mention how friendless I am whenever I get the chance…
Twice in one paragraph. Score, Riku.
In the middle of me trying to concentrate on explaining in perfect words just exactly how world war II started, I feel someone poking me in the back. Me, confused as hell, I turn around only to face Selphie. Great. Since when did her highness’ ass become good enough to sit itself in History classes?
“Hey handsome,” she whispers and I just force the most obvious faked smile and turn around again. I wont talk to her, not unless she wants to tell me what the fuck she did. “Hey, don't be rude I was talking to you.”
“Yeah, somehow writing about dead people seems a bit more interesting,” I whisper back. She snorts, a little too loud and now the teacher is shushing us. I hate it when teachers do that, makes me want to throw things at them. Like desks. Or something from NASA. No, I don't have anger issues, thank you for asking.
“Meet me by your locker after the lesson,” she says, “believe me, it'll be worth it.”
No matter how little I wanted to actually meet up with Selphie right now, I couldn't help but be curious as hell as to what she wanted to talk about. You try being me with everyone all of a sudden noticing you like you were walking bare naked with an arrow on your stomach pointing down at your penis under “I’M WITH TINY.”
So I give in my test paper, almost filled out with crap about how some guy did some shit to start some crappy war to take over the world that failed (obviously, cause we're still here) I could care less about. I walk to my locker and I wait for 5 minutes before Selphie finally walks up to me.
“Finally. What took you so long? Had to suck off Mr. Harris for an A grade?” I say and she gives me a fake ‘hah’. She stops in front of me and opens her bag, pulling out a paper and gives it to me. I take it and I ask, “What's this?”
“Just look at it.”
And I do. It's a picture, of me… and Sora. In Sora's bedroom. Where the fuck did she get this from? I crumble the paper up and look from side to side to check just how many people were in the hallway. 3 by the way, if you were wondering. Some nerd with huge ass glasses, trying to find his chemistry book probably. One jock who was checking out his reflection in a nearby mirror and some cheerleader, smearing a millionth layer of lip-gloss over her lips. Not that you care.
“Oh yeah, Cause that was the only copy I had of that picture,” she says and points at the paper ball I now have in my hand.
“Where the fuck did you get it?” I ask, trying to act as calm as possible. Inside my rage was boiling. I swear I could smack that bitch all the way back to World War II right now.
“I took it.” And that fucking smirk.
“What do you mean you took it?” And now she is laughing. I hate her laughter. And every fucking thing about her. It’s been a while since I’ve met someone with a vagina who actually has a decent personality that didn’t yell overdramatic whore or insensitive cocksucker.
“You should really make sure you know your boyfriend's room before you make out in it,” she says. She smiles like a fucking idiot, no wait I am the one looking like a fucking idiot right now cause I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
“Could you for once just make fucking sense!” I almost scream.
“Have you ever noticed, right next to his computer,” she says, her voice getting softer and lighter by every word she speaks, “the little black and grey thing,” and now she was moving closer to me and her lips are incredibly close to my ear and she whispers, “that… that is called a webcam.”
“Selphie…you’re a fucking slut.”
She gasps and pretends to be insulted. “Riku!” she says, “Do you kiss your brother with that mouth?” And she walks away.
Fuck. F-u-c-k. Now I am wondering how many people have seen that fucking picture. If I know Selphie right, she probably either emailed it to everyone or shoved it down everyone's locker. Of course she didn't do all of that herself, she has her own little team to do that. Team bitch. I know, creative. That's me.
I hear a laughter from the other side of the hallway, as someone closes their locker and foot steps are coming closer. I hear a few “Oh god,” and “dude!” from the distance. I feel a hand on my shoulder as one of the gayest guys in my school, Derek, says, “It's ok Riku. It's perfectly normal! I always thought you were gonna be the next one to join us.”
“Move it or lose it,” I say between clenched teeth, staring at his hand. He removes his hand and holds it by his ear like a phone and whispers ‘call me’ while walking away. Fuck you Selphie, really… Fuck. You.
“Oh man, Riku what the fuck happened yesterday?” It's Axel. Of course it's Axel. And of course he is only here to tease me about the fucking picture. Of course he saw the picture.
“Shut up Axel,” I snap.
“No really, Riku, you tried to convince me you were hooking up with Selphie, but really I knew it all along. You were getting it on with Sora,” he says and does this disgusting victory dance of his, repeating me and Sora’s names in a queer chant he just made up.
“Will you just shut the fuck up for once Axel? I am sick and tired of your fucked up head and your fucked up thoughts that I don’t fucking need right now, can you fucking understand that?”
“Fine, I'll just talk to you when you're not so fucking PMSing, geez…” Axel says as he walks away. I really didn't mean to snap at him like that. He is my best friend and I did like him sometimes. I just needed a little break from him right now. The bell starts to ring, something that means a break. I walk down the hallway, out of the door and onto the parking lot. Not a chance in hell am I gonna stay in school for the rest of the day.
I am going home.