JSA

Jack's Sexual Adventures
By

SickSickMan

Disclaimer: I'm just a horny loser who's writing a lemon fanfic. Take note that I don't own any of the Harvest Moon characters but I sure wish I did so that I can totally screw around with the story. Oh well... it's that same reason I guess...

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The alarm clock's metallic clanging woke Jack up that fateful day. He read the clock's digital face; it was 6:00 in the morning. With a yawn, Jack got up and out of bed. He went to his little kitchen to fix himself breakfast. Eggs, toast, and coffee were cooked in a jiffy. Jack was quite a good cook, hell; he won the cooking contest last year, it was a testament to his expertise in the culinary arts. As soon as he gulped down his breakfast, Jack walked towards the T.V. to get an advance forecast of tomorrow's weather. It was quite routine and all as he turned to the weather channel, so he was not expecting anything out of the ordinary when the screen flashed green, freaking him out. Instead of the weather guy, a green, vegetable looking, fishlike guy appeared. It was that weirdo lake guardian, Kappa.

"Hello there young sirs and missus, this broadcast is bought to you by the horny channel. Where the viewer's whims are satisfied," said the green guy.

Kappa looked really weird appearing on T.V. like that. He was wearing clothes that were really out of character. Jack was surprised to see Kappa strutting around wearing a suit and tie, while holding a bottle of whitish stuff in his hand.

"Our special product for today is this awesome sex enhancer. So potent it'll make you SO horny, you'll have the libido to fuck these beauties"

With that said the camera shifted to a group of naked women. It was the mineral town girls. Karen, Elli, Mary, Ann, and Popuri, all in their naked glory. Jack's breath became ragged and he felt extremely horny, so horny in factt hit his dick strained inside his pants.

"Not only that, but it'll be so strong, you'll even screw these guys", said the green guy with a smirk on his face. Jack's mouth dropped at the sight of the men in mineral village, naked like the women, the doctor, Kai, Rick, Cliff, Gray and the rest of the men in the village. The mayor caught Jack's eye. Sure he was short and stumpy but being naked and all, his member, which was fully erect looked monstrous. Jack threw up at sig sight.

"Eew... I think I'm gonna be sick" Jack said as he retched his breakfast on the floor. He was doubling over when a wave of nausea swept him. His world spun and flashing lights appeared before his eyes. With that, he fainted on top of his vomit.


"Ring!!!!" The clock woke Jack up. He was sweating profusely. With bleary eyes he looked at his surroundings, he was in his bed, not on top of his vomit. The T.V. was not turned on. The clock was at 8:00. No sign of the breakfast he thought he had can be seen.
Jack deduced that all those weird events were all a dream.

Jack got up, ate his breakfast, and did his chores, with the events in his dreams still haunting him. He did his farm work halfheartedly and managed to finish doing so. With his work finished Jack went to his shack to eat his lunch. Jack entered the house, ate his food, drank a glass of wine, and turned on the T.V., still apprehensive that Kappa would suddenly appear and his dream will happen, much to his relief no such thing happened. He turned the TV dial to all the channels, 4 channeo beo be exact because there was no cable company in the town. Regular stuff was on every channel.

"Nothing out of the ordinary" Jack told himself as he started to chuckle at himself. He laughed at how paranoid he was because of a stupid wet dream.

Jack was feeling better now. He completely forgot about his dream as he watched Mechabot Ultror on the TV. Jack turned off the television as soon as the show's credits rolled by. Jack turned to his alarm clock; it read 4:00 in the afternoon.

"I might as well go to the chicken farm" Jack thought as he recalled he just might run out of feed.

Jack got his knapsack and went on his way. As he was traversing the short path towards Chicken Lil's, he met with the old man, Barley and his granddaughter, May. Jack greeted them and they replied accordingly and went on their way.

"That little girl will be quite a looker when she grows up" Jack said to himself as he looked on at the sight of the old man and the little girl walking side by side.

Jack ked aed at the door of Chicken Lil's as soon as he got to the chicken farm.

"Hello there, Jack" Popuri, a girl with red eyes, pink hair and a winsome smile, greeted Jack when he stepped through the door.

"Hi Pops" Jack greeted back. He was always friendly with everyone. Particularly with the women, Popuri was no exception.

"What can I do for you? The girl inquired as she sat on the counter, smoothing her skirt with her hand.

"Where are Rick and your Mom?" Jack asked, puzzled at the fact that Rick and Lilia was nowhere to be seen.

"Rick went on a date with Karen and Mom went to the clinic." Popuri answered. "So what it'll be? Feed? Animal medicine? Chickens perhaps?"
Jack smiled at Popuri. He was amused at the girl She was quite responsible after all, despite the fact her Dad and her brother did nothing to teach her of the family business and all.

"I want 350 units of chicken feed, please." Jack said as he, placed his elbow on the counter, looking at Popuri with amusement.

"Eh?" Popuri quipped. "Is there dirt on my face?" She asked, puzzled at the young boy's action.

"No! No!" Jack laughed as he raised his hands in protest. "I was just a bit surprised you knew how to function without your brother or mother in here"

"So you think I'm useless, huh?" Popuri snarled a little. Anger can be seen in her eyes as she stood up to look at Jack in the face.

"No it's not that. I like the fact you're more independent than I thought you were. I really like it. A lot." Jack answered, as he took her hand and held it with his own.

"Oh…" Popuri paused as embarrassment enveloped her person. "Jack…" she blushed as she whispered his name. Having him, holding her like this made her feel a little bit uncomfortable.

"Popuri…" Jack said as he slowly let go of her hand. He was getting a little bit of embarrassed too, his dream flashed as he let her hand go. No, it was not the part with the naked men but the girls. Popuri with her naked beauty and all, it beguiled him. He let go, unsure that he may just grab Popuri and start kissing her on the spot. Hell, she just may slap him or worse, scream for help, the villagers will be upon them in an instant and they'll beat the crap out of him. "Popuri, I…" Jack paused as he tried to form a proper pick up line. "How would you like to go out? Tonight?" He blurted.

"I'd love to" the girl replied, her eyes sparkling while she said those words. She was excited, obviously.

"Great. Meet you at the town square at 7:00" Jack, smiling.

"Great" the girl answered as the door opened, in came Rick and Lilia.

"Hi Jack, what are you doing here? It's past 5, already." The bespectacled boy inquired.

"I just came to buy chicken feed. I bought 350 units of them. And speaking of which, you may as well help me by delivering those" The boy answered.

Rick groaned as he went with Jack to deliver the said items.

Lilia sat on a stool as Popuri asked for her permission to go on a date with Jack. The mother nodded, she was partial to Jack's relationship with her daughter. She was thinking with their marriage, Chicken Lil's and Jack's farm will unite and the family fortune increased. She felt that her long lost husband, Rod, would agree, if he were there at that moment. Popuri was ecstatic as she kissed her mom and went to her room to prettify herself for her date; She had to look her best for Jack.

Jack and Rick finished stashing the feed in the feed box in record time. With the Job finished, Rick left and Jack went to the bathroom to bathe. The least he could do, for his date with Popuri was take a bath.

The town square that evening, exactly seven o' clock, Jack and Popuri met. They exchanged greetings as Jack handed a bouquet of flowers to the pink haired girl. Popuri readily, accepted as she blushed a little at first, before kissing Jack on the cheek. Jack smiled as he held her hand and guided her to the beach. He had planned a night on the beach. It seemed the moon was cooperating with his plans. The night was beautiful.

When they reached a spot with a beach umbrella sticking in the sand. Jack seated Popuri comfortably on the sand as he took his place next to her. They talked a little. Exchanging stories of the day and all that stuff, with brief interruptions of blushing and stuttering. Jack's face was a bit blushing as he handed Popuri a glass of wine, wine he conveniently bought along. The girl drank a sip of the wine, tasting it a little, then drinking it down, gulp by gulp. Jack took the cup, filled it with wine and drank it down. Po smi smiled while the boy was drinking from the same cup she was drinking from a few moments ago. She thought, it was the same as kissing. She blushed an even darker shade of red a the thought.

"Drunk already?" Jack's voice pierced Popuri's thoughts, as he took the cup to feel it with even more wine.

"No. Not really." The girl answered as she took the cup and traced her finger on the cup's rim, placing it on her lips afterwards, unmindful or not of the fact that it aroused Jack.

"…So…" Jack, having a difficult time controlling his self from jumping on the girl.

Popuri was a bit tipsy now. She's getting drunk and horny as well, or so Jack thought as he enveloped his arm on Popuri's shoulder, feeling the soft fabric and the girl's skin underneath that dress.

"Jack…" Popuri moaned at the sensation. Her lips parted and appeared inviting, appealing enough to kiss.

Jack leaned to give her a soft kiss on the lips. Popuri dropphe che cup, spilling the wine on the sand, but she cared nothing for it. She was enjoying the soft ministrations of Jack's lips as he pressed it with hers. This was getting out of control now, or so she thought. But why fight it, when it felt so good.