A Pokémon Breeder's Guide to Poképhilia

So, you’ve finally become old enough to receive your Trainer Licence or perhaps you waited a few years before going on your journey, either way, you are now able to freely travel your home region (or any region for that matter) catching Pokémon, competing in Beauty Contests and taking on the Gym Challenge.

You are also now legally able to take part in Poképhilia, meaning that you can have a sexual relationship with any Pokémon of your choosing be they one you have caught, traded, owned by a friend or wild.

However please keep in mind that while the age of consent in your region is the age that you are eligible for a Trainer Licence several regions do recommend waiting a few years before partaking in any form of sexual intercourse be it with a Pokémon or another human, such as Galar which recommends the age of 16 and Alola which suggests that 18 is the age when such activities should start.

In the end, it is your choice however be aware limits especially if you are younger than the recommended ages, you might believe that you’re ready to take on a Garchomp or a Snorlax but your body certainly isn’t.

For each Pokémon in the National Dex you will find the following information:

Name: The name of the Pokémon

Type(s): The Type of the Pokémon

Sex(s): The possible sexes that the Pokémon can be

Average Height: The typical height of a Pokémon of this breed, can be both bigger or smaller than average depending on biology, environment and care.

Regions Found: The different regions that the breed of Pokémon in question can be found in

Average Genital(s) Sizes: The typical size of the Pokémon’s genitalia(s) and can again be bigger or smaller than the average depending on biology, environment and care.

Recommended Experience: The level of your sexual experience that the Breeder believes you should be before partaking in any form of sexual intercourse with the Pokémon in question.

What you can expect: A detailed account on what you might experience while having sexual intercourse with this Pokémon depending on yours and the Pokémon’s sex, for example, if the Pokémon in question may have a vagina that could possibly freeze your penis if it is an ice type or if the Pokémon is capable of knotting how long you can expect to be stuck together.

Addition information, tips and comments: Any other additional information necessary as well as tips and comments from other trainers and breeders that may help you decided if this Pokémon is right for you.

I hope that this guide helps you on your Poképhilia journey, and remember no question is too embarrassing so if you have one leave a comment and it will be answered.

Breeder Maid’s Top Tips to Remember

• Always carry lube in case of emergencies.
• If you wish to partake in a Sub/Dom relationship with your Pokémon, make sure to establish a safe word/safe gesture that is clear and can not be mistaken for anything else so that you and your Pokémon is able to say no at any time.
• If you’re a novice don’t rush into things, especially if the Pokémon you wish to fuck is for experienced breeders only, it is dangerous and can leave you emotionally and physically scarred after the experience.
• Pregnancy may be incredibly rare, but it is still possible so make sure to keep up to date with your contraceptive method of choice.