Samus and Luigi lemon (eventually)

Ever since Brawl, when Samus took off her power suit, Luigi fell in love. He knew he couldn’t walk up and ask, “Hey, wanna fuck?” so it took him awhile to build up the courage to ask her out, and make some sort of plan for what to do. Now, over 10 years later, he decides to make his move. Samus had just gotten out of a match against Mega Man, she scored a narrow victory. "Hey... S-Samus, would you l-like to go get some food somewhere?" Luigi says, stuttering in fear of disappointment. "Hmm..." she says, thinking about what sparked this, and if she has free time. "I can go, I guess. I'm surprised you're asking me of all people though Luigi... yet somehow not disappointed..." she says teasingly, getting Luigi excited. Samus didn't have feelings for Luigi but she decided to give the green-clad plumber a chance.

Luigi pulls up to the front of the smash mansion right on time, in his usual attire of blue overalls and a green shirt, also sporting his trademark hat. Samus comes out a minute or 2 late in a blue turtleneck and some jeans, a modest outfit but her form overpowers it immensely. "You drive this thing everywhere?" Samus says in reference to Luigi's odd choice of vehicle, his cart from Double Dash. "Yeah, it looks ridiculous but it saves me a ton on gas money. You mind riding the backseat or do you want to try to squeeze in next to me?" Samus contemplates her options, while Luigi waits, relieved that she didn't slap him on the spot for suggesting that. "I'll ride in the back, I don't think there's enough room up there for both of us and I have no idea how to drive this thing. I hope it doesn't start throwing me around, because I don't see anything restraining me." Samus replies. Luigi is disappointed at Samus's choice, but after realizing that it could have been worse, he answers Samus: "Mario normally gets carsick and he's fine on the back of this thing, so I'd imagine it's pretty easygoing." Samus shrugs and reluctantly gets onto the back of the cart, hoping Luigi is right.

The "couple" arrives at their restaurant of choice and gets a booth. Luigi orders a sub sandwich and Samus orders a burger. They talk about their previous matches in the Smash Brothers arena while waiting for their food, Luigi complementing Samus on how fluidly she moves in her bulky power suit, and Samus complementing Luigi on his vertical leap and poking fun at his odd looking maneuvers. After sharing some laughs, their food arrives.

Luigi slowly eats his sandwich, afraid he would look like a pig otherwise, but Samus thoroughly enjoys devouring her burger. Some of the ketchup dripped off of the patty onto her chest, and Samus licked it off of her shirt, while looking at Luigi, realizing how suggestive she must look. Luigi shivers in arousal as he continues to slowly eat his sub sandwich. Samus blushes and goes back to the remaining chunk of her burger, slowing her pace. They skipped dessert, and Luigi took them back to the smash mansion. On the way, they were talking about the quality of their food and how surprisingly smooth the ride was with no seat belt, let alone a seat. When they pulled up to the smash mansion, Samus got out of the back of Luigi’s car, thanked him for the meal and the good time, and walked inside. Even in fiction universes, parking space is still a problem so Luigi goes to park his cart before returning to the mansion himself.

Luigi gets to his room and flops on the bed, not sure what to think of his dinner date with Samus. “Was that lick a gesture to me or did she not realize just how sexy she is? Was she just teasing me or does she actually think I look ridiculous, or foolish even? Was I being too shy or did I make the correct decision?”

With his head clouded with thoughts of what may have went wrong, Luigi tosses and turns, re-adjusting his pillows and blankets repeatedly in an attempt to get comfortable enough to fall asleep.

Samus meanwhile, was in a similar situation. “Does he want me for me? My body? My prowess as a fighter? Did he actually find me funny or was he just laughing to make me feel better? What did he think of me licking my shirt? Why does his cart smell like 2 week old lasagna?” Still torn on what to think and not sure how she feels towards Luigi, Samus also struggles to fall asleep.

-End Chapter 1