Fast in Every Way

Adam was going fast.

Despiate the frustration of constant resets and locked police cars, he'd finally got a solid run going. He was on track for a 13:30.

Suddenly, Comso burst through the door, cheeks red and eyes wide with excitement.

"I did it Adam! I finally got a deathless run with Reinhardt in Castlevania64!"

Adam jumped with surprise at the near assault Comso had just thrown his way. And flipped his car.

"Goddamn it Comso! You cost me my run."

Cosmo appeared to wilt before Adam's glare.

"Ehe, sorry Adam. I didn't think-"

"No Comso, you didn't. And now you're going to pay." Adam's glare transformed into a smirk. This didn't make Comso feel any better about what was going to come.

Adam turned back to his keyboard for a moment, bashing it in the practiced way only a true speedrunner could before grabbing Cosmo by his neck.

"I hope you're ready for this boy. Because you asked for it."

Cosmo knew what was coming and was paralysed by expectation. As his pants were pulled around his knees he began to shudder.

Adam pushed Cosmo's neck down into the ground and unforgivingly thrust into him.

Just as the cutscene ended, Adam turned back to his PC, sparing a momentary glance down at a disheveled and panting Comso, ooze seeping from his arse.

"I'm just that fast."