Tootsie Pop

A/N: I got inspired by 'Immortality in Fickle Affection'

WARNING!

Axel/Hercules/Sora/Demyx/Anesm (Heartless Ansem) Pairing!

Enjoy!

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The cherry tootsie pop lubricated Ansem's sugar hole as Sora prepared his magic wand for the show. 'It seems like everyone's having a great time,' he thought to himself. His lover moaned as the tootsie pop was shoved deep inside his man-hole, and Sora lined his flesh kabob up with Ansem's entrance.

"Give it to me hard, Soraaaaaaa!" Ansem growled, "I want to feel that tootsie pop all the way in my throat."

Sora's shaft of manhood, named Leon, vibrated like a dildo at the words and in one thrust, the man meat was inside Ansem's gaping hole.

"God, so tight!" Sora groaned and pulled out and thrust back in even deeper.

Axel stood in the doorway of his room, gaping at the sight in front of him. "What the hell is going on?!" He summoned his weapons in a flurry of dancing flames with the full intent of killing the two star-crossed lovers that were having heated-candy sex on his bed.

Axel ran towards them and severed Sora's head with one swipe of his chakram. Blood splattered on the walls and Sora's man-meat deflated like a hot air baloon. Axel pushed the dead body aside and swung his weapon towards Ansem Seeker of Darkness.

"You will not kill me that easy!"

And with that, an epic battle ensued.

[A battle scene was written]

As the two men took a breath, the whole room collapsed and there stood a giant green dragon.

"What the fuck?" Axel said.

"It's just me. Demyx. Vexen accidentally turned me into a dragon and now I can't stop this epic errection!" The dragon- Demyx- said. It picked both Axel and Ansem up, ripped off their clothes, and spread their butt cheeks wide with his claws that were at least twenty feet long.

"What are you doing?!" Screamed Axel. "Stop, or I'll break the fourth wall!"

"Not the fourth wall!!!!!!!"

Demyx the dragon shrunk down to human size at the mention of the fourth wall, but his erection still stood tall!

Suddenly, Hercules busted through the floor, glowing like a god.

"Anyone in need of a hero?" He asked.

Demyx laughed and said, "Just your heroic penis!"

"Very we-" Hercules couldn't finish his sentence because of Axel's screams of profanity.

"What the fuck just happened?! Wait- I don't want to know. I'm burning this castle down to the ground and I'm NEVER coming back to the World that Never Was again!" Axel stormed out muttering something like "Kill it with fire."

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Not two seconds later, the entire Castle That Never Was got burned to the ground and Axel was never heard from again.

THE END