Pretty Kitty

Pretty Kitty

Cloud sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets, staring sullenly at the door of the gummi ship. "I don't see why Aerith always makes you do this. And I can't believe you didn't stand up for me!"

"I told you, Cloud. I need help, and everyone else is unavailable." Leon shot the blond a glare. "And do not say I should have called Sora and asked for his help, because you're perfectly capable of helping me carry some boxes. You're just pissy because you always get all werewolfish and drool like a salivating dog every time you come here."

"Yeah, well—how did you know that? We've never come to Halloween Town together."

"Yuffie owns a camera, stupid." Leon grabbed a couple of boxes that Aerith had sent full of various potions so Dr. Finkelstein could experiment with them—and a few for Sally, in case Jack got into any trouble. "Now come and help me."

The blond grumbled to himself but grabbed a box and followed him off the ship. "I don't see why they need all these gummi pieces and potions."

"Dr. Finkelstein likes to experiment; he's a scientist." The older man shrugged slightly. "It's sort of like Merlin and his experimental magic." He snorted quietly as he heard the other man grumble to himself. "Come on, the sooner we drop these off, the sooner we can leave." He scowled in realization. "Wait-! Yuffie asked me to drop her Christmas list off to Santa."

"…Really?" Cloud raised an eyebrow skeptically. "…Isn't she a bit old to believe in Santa?"

"Uh, no, since he's real!"

The blond rolled his eyes; he couldn't believe someone Leon's age believed in Santa, of all things—Why was he swaying his hips so much more than usual? He had girlish hips, but not as much as he was now—and was that a tail?

Leon walked up to Dr. Finkelstein's lab and rang the bell, then rested the boxes against his hip as one jutted slightly to the side. "Besides, who cares if you believe? Yuffie does and I've met him so it doesn't matter."

Cloud took a moment to take in the brunet's new Halloween Town appearance. Ah, so that's why his hips had been swaying; it was the feline grace he must have acquired, along with the two twitching ears atop his head and the tail swinging idly as they waited for Sally to answer the door. His usual black leather pants had stayed, along with his fur-collared black leather jacket, and even the belts, but from the expanse of creamy skin between the hem of his jacket and the hem of his pants, his t-shirt was missing.

Suddenly, the wink-wink-nudge-nudge Yuffie had given him before she'd faked a horrendous cough so she didn't have to go to Halloween Town with Leon made a lot more sense.

The door to the lab swang open, and there stood Sally, smiling sweetly. "Good evening. We've been expecting you. You can just set those right here and I'll go get the herbs that Aerith asked for."

Leon nodded slightly as he set the boxes down, then moved aside so the blond could do so as well. He frowned as the younger man eyed him and closed his vest nervously. "…Cloud?"

"I see why you didn't exactly want me to come," Cloud purred, stepping closer to him and dragging his hand down the brunet's chest. "I would want to jump you each and every time we came here."

"…Wha-!" The brunet blushed a little and quickly smacked his wandering hands away.

"Here you go," Sally stated, stepping back toward the door with a box in her hands. "Tell Aerith I hope she figures out the ingredients she needs for that potion she's trying to make."

"Thanks," Leon replied, taking the box, before sending a nervous glance at the blond who had yet to take his eyes off him. "…Yeah. We'll see you later."

"I hope your trip home goes smoothly!" she called after him, then frowned; the blond man was certainly looking at Leon oddly.

"…You take this back to the ship," Leon ordered, turning to shove the box into the blond's arms. "And I'll go take Yuffie's letter to Santa."

Cloud raised an eyebrow, wolf ears flipping up into an erect position. "Oh, really?"

"Yes, really, you jerk." The brunet shot him a short glare, then turned to go. "Just wait at the ship for me."

"Where are you going?"

"Through the Hinter Lands, jeez. None or your business anyway," the older man mumbled, turning to leave. "Just stay here."

"Mm, 'kay." Cloud watched him go, eyes drawn to the brunet's leather-clad rear and twitching tail. That was one thing he couldn't get over; Leon was a kitty. A pretty one, at that. Delicious.

Growling, the blond rushed back to the ship to deposit the box of herbs, then sprinted for the Hinter Lands. If the older man thought he was going to get away with being so sexy and not getting sexed up, he was sadly mistaken. …Or not so sadly. He knew for a fact that he enjoyed sex with him.

When he got to the Hinter Lands, his ears and tail wilted in disappointment; his kitten was nowhere to be found. Well, he'd have to come back out eventually, so he climbed up one of the dead-looking trees and waited patiently. It took a while, but eventually, he heard the sounds of soft footsteps coming back toward him.

Cloud looked down and grinned when he found the brunet strolling leisurely back toward him, taking his time and looking as if he'd gotten away with murder, when really, he thought he'd gotten away without being sexed up. He was mistaken.

The blond's eyes were immediately drawn to the candy cane sticking out of his kitten's mouth, which he was idly sucking. Immediately, his mind was filled with more constructive ways for Leon to use his mouth. In the back of his mind he wondered where the hell the candy cane had come from, but it was quickly kicked aside in favor of all the blood rushing from his head to his groin.

Leon frowned and came to a sudden stop, hesitantly pulling the candy cane from his mouth. All was not right; he could feel someone watching him, and he didn't like it.

He let out a yelp as something roared and leapt at him from the trees, and he was even more alarmed when he realized it was Cloud. Every instinct within him ordered him to run, so he tried. However, Cloud had had the upper hand this time, so when he found himself face-to-face with the ground he wasn't too surprised. That didn't stop him from letting out a stream of curses and clawing at the ground to try and crawl away.

"Cloud you fucking bastard I hope you get some type of horrible disease so your stupid dick falls off and—"

Cloud's tail began to wag as he pressed between the brunet's legs, hands fumbling to undo his pants. "You don't mean that. After all, then I wouldn't be able to do these things to you."

"That would make me happy you jerk-! Hey! Anyone could walk up on us, you pervert! What are you doing?" Leon scrabbled wildly at the ground, tail lashing back and forth as his ears folded back in frustration. "S-stop!"

The blond growled as he wrestled the leather down over the older man's hips and muttered, "Oh, please, you're practically begging for it."

"Excuse me? How?" he exclaimed angrily, before switching his tail so it slapped the blond across the face. "I've done no such thing!"

Cloud was undeterred by the tail's abuse, and his own tail began to wag even harder as he finally got the leather pants down to the brunet's knees. Slipping a finger between his kitten's cheeks, he blinked in surprise, then grinned. "I see you've prepared yourself beforehand despite all your denials."

"Well when Aerith told me that you were going to be coming with me, I knew I had to prepare myself just in case you couldn't wait to get home—" Leon began, glaring over his shoulder at him, only to squeak quietly as the blond immediately thrust into him. "Ah! Cloud!"

The blond's tail began wagging even more as he grabbed the older man's hips and began humping him roughly. "Mm, my kitty…"

"Fuck! Ah, Cloud!" Leon clawed at the dirt beneath him and mewled weakly, bucking his hips back frantically. "Ah-! God, Why do you always have to—Oh God." He moaned weakly as the blond's grip on his hips became nearly bruising. "Ah… God… Cloud…"

Cloud began sucking on the brunet's neck and rocked his hips harder, smirking smugly as the older man's moans grew louder. "See, this isn't so bad…"

"I'll fucking kill you when we get back on the shi—ip!" The brunet blushed and squeaked again as the younger man grabbed his erection—which he'd firmly been in denial of in favor of being ticked off. But, now that that the blond was giving it attention, he found he couldn't really be mad anymore when he felt so good.

He'd still kill Cloud when they got back to the gummi ship, though.

"Ah-! Ah! God, Cloud!" Leon mewled again wantonly, reaching back to dig his fingers into the blond's hair. "Cloud…"

Cloud growled and stroked the brunet's shaft harder, groaning when the older man's body stiffened, every muscle tightening as he reached his climax. "Oh, fuck. You're so tight."

"Nn! Ah, Cloud, please!"

He rammed into the brunet a few more times before letting out a howl as he reached his own release. He was prepared to bask in the afterglow for a few minutes, but any thought of that was ruined when the brunet reached back and began hitting him. "Ow! Hey!"

"Bastard, I said I didn't want to do it!" Leon exclaimed angrily, wriggling out from beneath him. Standing up quickly, he turned to glare at him as he hurriedly tried to fix his pants. "And now we have to go home like this-!"

The blond stood up and frowned, placing his hands on his hips. "I don't really see how you can blame me for this. You're the one walking around with cat ears and tail, not me."

"Excuse me!" The brunet sputtered in fury. "Y-you think its my fault because I can't control what outfit I'm going to get? What the hell—"

"Hey, Leon! I thought I heard you!" Sora chirped, striding up to them, before looking at Cloud and frowning. "…Cloud, your…"

"OHMYGOD!" Leon kicked the younger man in the chest. "Fix your pants, you idiot! I can't believe you-! ARGH!" He pointed at him angrily. "Y-you can find your own damn way back home, you pervert!"

Sora blinked innocently, then turned and looked up at Riku. "…Wanna give Cloud a ride back to Radiant Garden?"

"No," the silver-haired boy replied, crossing his arms. "I know we're going to, though, because if we didn't, you'd never forgive yourself. I think Cloud deserves it, making Leon drop his candy cane." And then he grinned at the blond in a decidedly menacing way.

Cloud blinked at him for a moment, trying to figure out why he was looking at him like that, before jumping as Sora gasped in horror and pointed at him. "What? I fixed my pants, what?"

"You made Leon drop his candy cane," the teen gasped. "Leon loves candy canes! I saw him punch Yuffie in the arm when she tried to steal one from his stash!"

"…Leon hits Yuffie all the time," the blond pointed out.

Sora flailed his arms about wildly. "And it was only her great ninja skills that saved her because he was actually aiming for Yuffie's face!"

…Well. That was alarming. Leon had always swatted at Yuffie, but never really hard enough to hurt her; just to warn her that she was really pissing him off. He must have been righteously angry to try and hit her in the face.

"…I wouldn't possibly be able to buy him a new one in Halloween Town, would I?" Cloud asked after a moment.

Sora pointed in the direction Leon had originally come from. "No! We must go see Santa!"

The blond raised an eyebrow. "…Sora, there's no such thing as Santa." He blinked in confusion as the silver-haired Keyblade Master smiled gleefully and pumped his fist into the air in triumph.

He distinctly heard him say 'I love these moments!'

"Santa's not real?" Sora shrieked, looking both appalled and horrified. "Have you not met him?" He grabbed the older man's hand and began dragging him deeper into the Hinter Lands. "We shall fix that!"

"Ow, what are you—Ow! Sora, loosen up! You're like a little vice! Hey! Hey!"

.-.-.-.-.-.

"Hey, Leon, where's Cloud, anyway? Usually he's not too far behind when you get back from a trip," Yuffie pointed out, kicking her legs idly from her seat on the Borough's upper wall.

Leon's expression darkened. "…He made fun of my Halloween Town outfit and made me drop my candy cane."

She gasped and jerked backward, nearly falling off the wall. "No way! Not only does he make fun of your adorable sexiness, but he makes you drop one of Christmas Town's most loveable treats? Outrageous!"

"Yuffie, you're going to fall—" the brunet began, sighing, only to yelp as she caught Griever before she slipped over the edge. The chain Griever was hanging from was very strong—he'd made it that way—so he was yanked after her head first. "Bwah!"

The two normally awesome and cool people let out shrieks as they fell, bashing into one of the lights that came on at night. Yuffie continued onto the ground, where she landed with an 'ooph' and a few bruises that a little time would heal. Leon, the lucky bastard, got one of his belts tangled around the light and was left hanging from the waist.

"…I'll kill you so hard!" he snarled, glaring at the ninja blinking up at him innocently.

Yuffie laughed nervously, then fled. "Sorry Leon I'll make it up to you later bye!"

"What the—Don't just leave me here! …I'll kill you twice," he hissed, glaring in the general direction she'd disappeared in, then turned to try and free himself.

It took a lot of twisting and cussing, and Leon was suddenly glad that he was so flexible, even though normally, he hated it (but only because Cloud wanted to exploit it). After about twenty minutes of twisting and turning the air blue with his language, he managed to get himself loose, only to resume the same ungraceful fall Yuffie had and nearly became up close and personal with the ground.

"Meep!" He yelped as he was caught and flipped over to land on his feet, then stumbled and nearly fell down again anyway. "…Whoa."

"Hmm, I thought kitties were always supposed to land on their feet. I'm surprised you needed my help," Cloud stated, raising an eyebrow.

Leon glared at him for a moment, then sighed. "…Thanks." Then, he crossed his arms and turned away from him.

"…I… brought you some candy canes," the blond added after a moment, holding a small box out to him.

The older man turned slightly to eye the box, still a little surprised, then frowned and faced him completely. "…Ah…" He reached out to take the box and blushed a little. "Thanks."

"…I didn't know you liked candy canes so much," Cloud mumbled, then sighed and crossed his arms. "…And I met Santa. I'm sorry I made fun of you."

"…It's okay," Leon answered after a few minutes, then reached out to catch his hand. "…Let's go home. I'll make dinner and we can go to bed."

The blond smiled a little and gave his hand a small squeeze. "…Okay. I'm sorry I made you mad."

"I know you didn't mean to. You never really try to make me mad anyway." The older man sighed. "You just… have that same 'piss off Leon' gene that Yuffie has. I know you never really mean it."

"Yeah." Cloud looked down at his feet for a few minutes, then looked up at him again. "…I brought back some candy for trick-or-treaters too."

Leon smiled at him. "Ahh, you're learning. Good."

"Ha, so does this mean I get a treat?"

"No, it means you get to sleep in bed with me and not on the couch."

"…I suppose I can deal with that."