Power Requirements

Today, as usual, Joker was stuck sitting in the nice, leather, but immovable pilot's chair while Shepard and the gang went out onto the Citadel. He knew they were going out for the usual type of debauchery they always got themselves into. The only ones not off the ship were Engineer Adams and EDI, who were busy running a Level 1 diagnostics check on EDI's lithe, sexy, and fantastic new body. They decided to run another sweep of the ex-Cerberus agent's body after EDI reported difficulty in maintaining connection to the platform. After Joker quietly contemplated his new co-pilot, he broke out into a grin as he imagined his new morale-booster.

"What is the revelation that is currently humoring you, Jeff?" Speaking of which... Jeff swiveled his chair around, leaned back and again appreciated the voluptuous view. EDI's new body was by far the biggest reason for his good mood, but he quickly replied, not daring to mention it to her for fear of death by robot.

"Oh, it's just great to see my favorite Turian again. I was worried about who I'd trade my jokes with. But that's not important right now." He eyed the plump double D's and finely shaped ass in front of him. "How's the new body?"

EDI stared back at him passively for a few seconds. She calmly answered "it seems that with my download into this body, the power source is insufficient. With my current power consumption, I will be unable to inhabit this body for a long-term period."

Joker's happy fantasies were suddenly over. He slowly tilted his body forward in worry, upset over the ending to something that hadn't begun yet. "You've got to be shitting me! I- you were just starting to enjoy it! What's wrong with it?"

She pointed to her visor. "The power requirements for this body are too large. It seems that with the power required for me to maintain a stable connection with the Normandy, where my actual software is located, the body will have unsatisfactory mobility and combat capabilities."

Joker was aghast. "There's gotta be something you can do! I've been waiting ages for this ever since you figured out you could get into that thing! If I have to spend the rest of civilization as we know it flying this ship, I need some appreciation," he added hopelessly.



EDI slowly inspected her lithe body. "From testing this body I have discovered that it would be possible for me to maintain an acceptable standard of movement and shield strength. It seems this houses body multiple power generators in the event of a power loss."



"Great!" Joker exclaimed. "So how do they work?" EDI began a lengthy monologue of the body's technical layout.

"Due to the foreseen nature of the undercover work as a Cerberus agent, the generators for this platform were designed to replenish this unit's power supply in the event of months without proximity to the complex energy converters needed to recharge this." She examined a seemingly bare area of her arm. "Additionally, I am able to activate an acceptable cloaking device for a short duration if need be, but after which I will require immediate charging." She gestured to her unnecessarily large breasts. "These softer areas provide an excellent distraction and would not be examined for large amounts of energy feedback." EDI ran a long slender finger along one breast, while lightly cupping the other with her hand. "They also create a satisfactory area to simulate pleasure in the event of..." EDI looked slyly at Joker, "less disagreeable methods of infiltration."

Joker stared at her funbags for a little longer than he usually did and asked, "so... how?"

EDI smiled and pointed one of her slender fingers towards her head. "Of the generators available to me, the most effective is located here, next to most of the important hardware. However, the fuel these generators require are rather unconventional." EDI slowly sauntered towards Joker, ignoring his stares towards her more obvious movements. "This platform was designed mainly for penetrating secure facilities and seduction of high value targets. In preparation for this line of work, the generators were redesigned to convert bodily fluids to the desired chemical accelerant." EDI waltzed around Joker to the flight controls, forcing his chair to rotate with her until she was between him and the dashboard.

Joker's eyes roamed EDI's sensuous body as he mulled over what she said, then did a double-take. "Wait a second," he sputtered. "By fluids, do you mean...?"

"Indeed, Jeff," EDI coyly replied. "Therefore I have decided that your expertise would be required." She carefully got down on her knees in front of Jeff, sliding her legs underneath the flight controls, and avoiding unnecessary damage to her fragile donor sitting in front of her.

"What, right now? are you crazy, Shepard and everyone else could be back at any minute!" Joker was trying to keep a level head as EDI hands began to trace a light pathway down his chest, before settling at his zipper. Tormenting her captor, EDI ever so slowly pulled down the zipper to his plump cock, finally releasing his 8 inch cock into the cold air. Joker shivered in the cold before EDI's incredibly warm hands enveloped his cock in heat.



"They will not be back for approximately 2.6 hours, unless Shepard is given an important mission," EDI countered, while stroking the full length of the shaft that was rapidly growing in front of her eyes. "But I agree, I must be functioning improperly to think you would have been prepared to help me, because of your stubbornness." She let go of Joker and moved to stand up, but quickly stopped and locked eyes with him when Joker placed his hands on her shoulders.

"I am not stubborn! Okay, I get it, I'll help you!" He pleaded as he took in the sight of EDI bent over in front of him, on her knees with her hands wrapped around his cock.

EDI smiled victoriously and pumped his member with a perfectly precise rhythm over and over. Her hands ran over his hard leathery skin, randomly pulling here and there. Pre-cum leaked out from his tip as she stroked, distracting her from the task at hand as she examined the liquid. Gathering it with her hand, she sampled the slimy substance with her tongue. She greatly enjoyed the taste. It was sweet and slippery against her tongue as she drank the satisfactory liquid down. The tiny helping was unable to sate her needs, delicious as it was. She gathered more on her finger, rubbing the digit along Joker's tip, making him shudder in pleasure from the stimulation. He watched as she plunged the dripping finger into her mouth, before swallowing his pre-cum with a moan.

"I hope you have more than that in your big fat cock, Jeff," EDI teased as her hand rubbed what remained of the white helping into his shaft, coating it with the his liquid, creating a smooth surface for her to stroke. "I would be disappointed if you were unable to do your part in this," as her hands quickly began to stroke the fully coated shaft, holding herself back from burying it deep inside her mouth, for now.

He tried and failed to hold in a gasp as EDI managed to give him the best handjob of his life. "Where in all that is holy did you get this good?" he questioned her as she continued her onslaught.

"I downloaded every video you watched from the extranet," EDI replied. "That was a joke," she calmly added in, seeing the alarmed look on Joker's face. As her hands moved up and down his iron-hard member, Joker felt as if he had died and gone to heaven.

Joker began to writhe in pleasure every time EDI finished an upstroke, before her hands moved away from his throbbing cock, long strands of his pre-cum trailing down her fingers as they released their sensual grip. "You're not done yet, EDI," he spoke, missing her soft hands pumping at him as he looked down at her, angry at her inaction.

"You are correct, Jeff. I have been a bad, bad girl. I will make up for my incompetence now," EDI replied, unable to hold back any longer. She leaned in, examining his juicy cock as her mouth closed in. Wrapping her lips around the tip, she received the first taste of what was to come, running her tongue along the dripping edge of his tip to lap at the dripping juices. She could get addicted to this, she thought, as her hand stroked the shaft, milking him with a slow tempo.

 

Joker knew it was only a matter of time before he came, as he felt her warm blue lips settle on his cock, placed at the very start of his long shaft, enveloping his mushroom head in her hungry mouth. He shivered in delight as her hands stroke his shaft, alternating quickly between hands, bringing him nearer and nearer to the end of what he wished would go on forever.

Just as he felt he couldn't hold it back anymore, EDI pulled her lips off him, grabbed onto his sac, and poked a finger into his arm as she frantically whispered, "someone is-"

"-Joker, we need to leave, now" said Shepard as he entered the cockpit, matching Joker's blank stare. "We have information on a Prothean artifact on Eden Prime." His eyes scanned the room, looking for Joker's co-pilot.

"Where's EDI? Is she still on the citadel?"

Joker alarmingly looked down, but could barely make out EDI's cloaked outline, even from his distance. He evasively replied "I think she's down in Engineering, doing some field tests." He avoided Shepard's eye as he digested his lie.

"Uh-huh," he said noncommittally, not knowing what to think of Joker's answer.

Joker fought to keep a straight face as EDI's lips slowly closed over his cock. "Well when you see her, tell her to assist you with plotting the course through Reaper space," Shepard finally said, before he exited the room to get into his armor on.

As the door closed, EDI frantically began bobbing her head up and down on his cock. He couldn't hold it anymore. He gripped her shoulders so hard he felt his knuckles crack, and mercifully came. His shaft swelled and erupted into her waiting mouth, coating the inside of her mouth with his steamy thick cum. He felt EDI's vacuum of a mouth suck all the seed he had to expend, time slowing to a crawl. She sucked on his cock for what seemed to feel like an eternity of perfect pleasure. As he got his heart rate back under 100, EDI pulled away, his jizz gathering on her wildly panting lips. she licked him with her sensational tongue from the base to the very tip of his cock, lapping at the juices slowly leaking out. Once EDI was satisfied that she had managed to clean up all of the juices from their activities, she uncloaked.

"That was a... satisfactory amount." EDI slowly got out of her position from between Joker's legs.

"I'll say,"Joker managed to wheeze out.

"I shall give you a break during which I shall speak to Engineer Adams about my resolution to the problem. It would be preferable if you do not mention this... arrangement to him." She leaned over to give his used cock a parting rub before walking towards the door.

"Wait!" Joker swung his chair around to ask "How often does this need to happen?" Joker tried to sound nonchalant, hoping it would be soon. EDI paused on the threshold of the door to calculate the necessary amount.

"According to estimates of every day and combat usage, I shall require your assistance at least once every 24 hours and directly after any planet-side missions", she finally answered, before the door closed behind her.

"Works for me," Joker managed to shout through the door, floored by the tough work ahead.

Joker had thought his day couldn't get any better before, but he hadn't realized yet that this day was only the beginning.