Tingle's Fairy

It was a normal day in Hyrule. Link was off doing hero things, Zelda was whining about Ganondorf, Ganondorf was whining about how his evil plots were always thwarted by Link and his stupid fairies, and Tingle, the pervert who flies with a balloon and thinks Link is a fairy was once again sitting in a tree and thinking about fairies in a less than healthy manner. His green tunic similar in style to Link's own was stained from lack of washing and other unmentionable activities he usually did while thinking of fairies. Little did Tingle know, he was about to encounter the object of his fantasy.

Across the field, two fairies were flying in search of something to get rid of their boredom. They spotted a red orb floating in the distance. The darker fairy, a male decides to investigate, his lighter friend, a young female skittish and unwilling to get closer. The male glares and she follows him toward the orb, now identified as Tingle's floating balloon, and the two fairies perch on top of it, unnoticed by the fairy obsessed man beneath them.

Everybody in Hyrule knows about Tingle, including the fairies. The fountains have warning posters to stay away from him after he first tried to capture a fairy when he was a teenager. Since then, only the bravest, or the dumbest fairies dare to seek him out. These two aren't aware that this is actually Tingle, and so have no idea of the danger they are in.

The male fairy decides he wants to play and uses a pin he's picked up in the field as a sword to pop Tingle's balloon. The Fairy imposter falls to the ground in a heap and promptly yelps, thinking a Poe must have been playing tricks. Hearing the bell noise Fairies make when they argue however, Tingle gets a rather frightening grin on his face. He spots the female fairy, Mia, and chases after her, trying to catch the fairy he's always wanted. The male realizes they've been spotted and rushes to his friend's rescue, only to be captured by the tunic-wearing pervert.

The male fairy smiles at Tingle with an evil look on his face and asks if Tingle wants to play a game.

"What kind of game, Fairy I've always wanted?" Tingle asks, earning a wicked cackle from the fairy.

"A fun game. Only Fairies and those they choose can play." The male fairy replies as he grins again at the perverted fairy hunter.

Tingle smiles back, oblivious to this fairy's evil intent and so they begin to play.

Three hours later, Tingle wakes, finding his clothing torn and scattered, and sitting uncomfortable. He can feel something moving within him and realizes the fairy's "game" was a scam. He had been raped by a fairy!

Tingle knew that fairies give birth after about a day, so he was running out of time. He summoned another of his seemingly endless supply of red balloons and floated on the wind to the nearest fairy fountain.

As he arrived all of the fairies scattered, save for the Great Fairy. Tingle got on his knees and pleaded for her help. The great fairy only looked at him funny and smirked.

"Why should I help you? You hunted us across Hyrule, tried to shove us into bottles, don't seem to know what a bath is, and have allowed yourself to end up in this state. If it was up to me, you would be forced to die as this fairy child rips its way out of you. However, it is not. The Goddesses refuse to allow me to kill you off for some unknown reason, so you shall be transformed for this." The Great Fairy speaks, her voice scaring Tingle greatly. He feels his body heating up and suddenly a light shines around him. The Great Fairy's Fountain seems so much bigger now. Tingle looks down and finds that he has been turned into a Fairy!

Tingle laughs, smiling and fluttering around, he flies away across Hyrule, suddenly he sees something in the distance, He sees darkness in the form of a shadow come across his path, suddenly he feels a horrible pain, and nothing.

Link looks down at his shoe, seeing the crushed remains of what he assumes is a bug. He wipes his boot on the grass and continues on his way.