The Pains of Tables
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Adult +
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The Pains of Tables
Disclaimer: Demyx is property of some really rich guy who won't share him with me…bastard.
Warning: This just shows how stupid I can be.
Zexion stared at his cell phone in slight disbelief, he had nearly 10 text messages and 12 missed calls from Demyx within the last half hour. This couldn't be another attention seeking plot from the blond, Demyx wasn't that crazy, he only tried to contact the emo teenager a maximum of 5 times an hour. Sighing slightly, Zexion flipped open his phone and read the first message.
Help, stuck in table.
Zexion stared at the message, rereading it a few times only to find that it hadn't changed. How the hell could he be stuck in a table? It was a table, a flat piece of wood, there was nothing to get stuck in. Thinking that surely the blond was pulling a prank because of his moronic best friend Axel, Zexion scrolled to the next message.
No really, I need help!
The bluenette shook his head in complete disbelief and moved to the next message.
I'm at Roxas' house, come help me.
Why would he be at Roxas' house and still need help, the other blond could just help him.
Hurry! My arm is numb!
How was he texting if his arm was numb?
It huuuuuuurrrrtssssss!
…Zexion smacked his forehead.
I'm serious Zexy, I'm stuck!
Please help me.
Why won't you answer your phone, I really need some help here.
Zexy, Axel is laughing at me and won't help me out, please come over.
Axel left with Roxas to go get a video camera! You need to get over here now!
Deciding that Demyx couldn't possibly be just messing with him if he had actually taken the time to actually write all those messages and not mean it, Zexion grabbed his coat and car keys to go rescue the blond. Ten minutes later Zexion stood in front of the mullet haired teen in complete shock. He actually was stuck in a table, at least his hand was.
"How did this happen?" Zexion's quite question cut through the silence.
"Um," Demyx looked down at his trapped hand, "Well, you see…"
"Just spit it out."
"Okay, so I had to move the table."
"…and?"
"And I grabbed it to move it, but the hole that I stuck my hand in wasn't really supposed to be there and the panel closed on me. I can't move or it gets tighter and hurts more and Axel just laughed at me when I said I was stuck. I wouldn't even be moving the stupid table if it weren't for him. He wanted it over there and then he leaves me stuck in it! Axel's a jerk, please help me Zexy."
Zexion stared for a moment, a calculative glean to his eyes. "You said Axel and Roxas went to get a video camera?"
"Yeah, you gotta hurry before they get back or I'll end up on youtube!"
"Hmm," Zexion tapped his chin in thought, "Have fun with that."
"Wait, what?" Demyx stared with wide eyes as Zexion turned on his heel and headed towards the door.
"If you didn't stalk me I might help," Zexion said over his shoulder, "But you do so I'm leaving you to Axel. Think of it as a lesson, don't annoy Zexion so much."
Warning: This just shows how stupid I can be.
Zexion stared at his cell phone in slight disbelief, he had nearly 10 text messages and 12 missed calls from Demyx within the last half hour. This couldn't be another attention seeking plot from the blond, Demyx wasn't that crazy, he only tried to contact the emo teenager a maximum of 5 times an hour. Sighing slightly, Zexion flipped open his phone and read the first message.
Help, stuck in table.
Zexion stared at the message, rereading it a few times only to find that it hadn't changed. How the hell could he be stuck in a table? It was a table, a flat piece of wood, there was nothing to get stuck in. Thinking that surely the blond was pulling a prank because of his moronic best friend Axel, Zexion scrolled to the next message.
No really, I need help!
The bluenette shook his head in complete disbelief and moved to the next message.
I'm at Roxas' house, come help me.
Why would he be at Roxas' house and still need help, the other blond could just help him.
Hurry! My arm is numb!
How was he texting if his arm was numb?
It huuuuuuurrrrtssssss!
…Zexion smacked his forehead.
I'm serious Zexy, I'm stuck!
Please help me.
Why won't you answer your phone, I really need some help here.
Zexy, Axel is laughing at me and won't help me out, please come over.
Axel left with Roxas to go get a video camera! You need to get over here now!
Deciding that Demyx couldn't possibly be just messing with him if he had actually taken the time to actually write all those messages and not mean it, Zexion grabbed his coat and car keys to go rescue the blond. Ten minutes later Zexion stood in front of the mullet haired teen in complete shock. He actually was stuck in a table, at least his hand was.
"How did this happen?" Zexion's quite question cut through the silence.
"Um," Demyx looked down at his trapped hand, "Well, you see…"
"Just spit it out."
"Okay, so I had to move the table."
"…and?"
"And I grabbed it to move it, but the hole that I stuck my hand in wasn't really supposed to be there and the panel closed on me. I can't move or it gets tighter and hurts more and Axel just laughed at me when I said I was stuck. I wouldn't even be moving the stupid table if it weren't for him. He wanted it over there and then he leaves me stuck in it! Axel's a jerk, please help me Zexy."
Zexion stared for a moment, a calculative glean to his eyes. "You said Axel and Roxas went to get a video camera?"
"Yeah, you gotta hurry before they get back or I'll end up on youtube!"
"Hmm," Zexion tapped his chin in thought, "Have fun with that."
"Wait, what?" Demyx stared with wide eyes as Zexion turned on his heel and headed towards the door.
"If you didn't stalk me I might help," Zexion said over his shoulder, "But you do so I'm leaving you to Axel. Think of it as a lesson, don't annoy Zexion so much."