2 dinos 1 egg

Yoshis were a endangered speices of dino that lived in the captivity of a chain of islands under the watch of Dr.Koopa. They never swam to the main land as it was more than 400 seconds away . One yoshi was determined to see the odd world scientists would discuss while observing them. Months had past and the yoshi still dreampt of getting to the mainland. One day yoshi discovered a star road behind the rubble of an abandoned castle.

With a spark of light and a little button mashing yoshi was transported to an odd set of small islands with long roads along their lenth & pipes with numbers on them. The only thing more disturbing to the poor dino was the piles of cheap recorders laying around. The yoshi wondered if it was the lair of the pedo koopa. It quickly hid inside a large pot when it heard the incestuous music of a recorder and a wall of smoke approaching.

The inside of the pot was much larger than the yoshi had imagined, incredibly larger. Yoshi tripped over a block with POW written on it. The box smashed down to half its size and the vase shook violently. The dino saw and ate a strange set of berries that seemed to appear out of the ground. They were much smaller than the ones on the island, growing in pairs on a stem. After swallowing the sweet fruit yoshi felt strange, as if its heart grew twice as big.

Dazed and high yoshi leapt out of the pipe and found itself in a strange land with creatures that didn't appear to look as evolved as itself. The dino wandered across many uncharted maps until finally finding a creature like itself. It appeared to be some kind of pink yoshi but its face was shaped the wrong way. A strange feeling welled up inside of yoshi, something different then disgust. Yoshi moved closer to the creature and felt a strong rumble in its stomach.

The berries were working its way out of its system. Yoshi tried to gag out the fruit but it was too late, they were coming out the other end. Yoshi squatted down as an egg that felt as hot as fire began to push it's way out. Its cloaca stretched painfully wide for the spotted hell spawn. The pink yoshi moved closer to it and started smelling the protruding egg. Yoshi felt strange seeing the other dino there and noticed it had a braclet on its foot that read birdo #004.

Yoshi knew then that this "birdo" must be another animal under the watch of Dr.Koopa. Suddenly yoshi felt a strange suction and the egg being pulled out of its ass. Birdo had attached its mouth to yoshi's ass and was sucking out the egg. Yoshi's stomach rumbled with relief, but it was shortly spent as another 2 eggs were sucked out. Letting out an animal scream yoshi fell on its stomach hyperventilating.

The birdo seemed unsatisfied as it started dancing and jumping around yoshi. The exhausted dino wondered what else it could want and was surprised when the dino kissed yoshi on the mouth, and sucked its tongue down its throat. Yoshi passionately kissed back as its tongue felt the 3 eggs inside its stomach. Suddenly the eggs rolled and started coming up the birdos throat and down Yoshi's. Yoshi tried to pull away but the birdo's mouth was sucked on tight to its own.

Yoshi started trying to gag the eggs back up but the birdo started dancing again, putting yoshi in a trance. After a short while the eggs were coming out the back end again. The cycle of cloacalingus and ass to mouth play ensued for 2 more cycles for a total of 3 times. Upon the 3rd time around yoshi was in a deep trance that was cut by a sobering streak of pain as the eggs that came back out were followed by a crystal sphere much larger.

The birdo quickly swallowed all 4 items and escaped through the mouth of a gigantic bird's head sticking out the side of a cliff. Yoshi tried to chase the birdo but the beak had already closed. Seeing a dino do such strange things and then let itself be eaten by a bird of prey left yoshi feeling confused. Yoshi wandered around more trying to eat the native vegetation of beets and turnips fruitlessly. Salvation came when yoshi found a flock of flying carpets and stole one to fly home.

Getting back home all the other yoshi's surrounded it with questions about its adventure and the strange carpet it flew in on. Yoshi wove a tale of epic proportions and was given a feast in its honor. The normalcy of its life felt overdue after such a trying trip. Everything was getting back to normal for the yoshi after that until it began to hear the scientist discussing the carpet they found...