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Party Games

By: DryBones
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Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers, nor am I making any money off of this story.

Party Games

This should not qualify as a “crackfic”, but…eh.

…Oh, uh…enjoy!



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“Come on, the games are starting!”

A certain blue-haired swordsman sighed.

“Look, I don’t like these games. They’re immature and disturbing.”

His friend frowned.

“But you could get lucky; the girls will be there, too, you know.”

The swordsman in question grimaced.

“I appreciate your attempts to get me to go, Marth, but…”

Marth sighed.

“Do you really want to pass this up? You could get a chance to kiss Zelda! Come on, Ike…”

It was Ike’s turn to sigh.

“…Fine.”

Marth grinned at this and grabbed his friend’s arm, pulling him along.

“Great! Let’s go!”

Ike frowned as he was pulled through the corridors of the Smash Brothers Mansion. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to kiss the girls; he feared that the children would mock him, or that a few of them would participate. Besides, what if he ended up being forced to kiss one of the other guys? Ugh…He would never live it down…

The two swordsmen stopped in the game room; it appeared that a few of the games had already started. It was a party, after all.

Marth pulled Ike to what appeared to be the dreaded “spin the bottle” area. A few of the Smashers were already seated in a circle around a bottle, and Peach seemed to be the one in charge of it. She noticed the two swordsmen and waved.

“Hi, Marth. Hi, Ike. We were just about to get started.”

Marth smiled before asking, “Which game is this?”

“Seven Minutes in Heaven. You spin the bottle and you take whomever it lands on into the closet…and you have seven minutes to do…whatever you and your partner decide.”

At this, the pink-dressed princess giggled.

“Well? Sit next to anyone in the circle and we’ll get started.”

Ike sat in between Luigi and Mr. Game & Watch while Marth sat in between Link and Samus. Ike glanced at the people who made up the circle; Zelda, Peach, Samus, Marth, Link, Mario, Luigi, himself, Game & Watch, and…Ness? Why was the little psychic boy here?

He didn’t have time to dwell on the matter; he heard Peach say, “All right, Game & Watch, since you were here first, you can spin the bottle first.”

The 2D man gave a beep of surprise, but tried to get a grip on the bottle to spin it…

It was difficult, but he managed to make it spin, and after a few seconds, it landed on…

“Samus!”

The blonde in question looked shocked, and Mr. Game & Watch was equally as stunned. With a sigh, Samus took Mr. Game & Watch’s hand and pulled him into the nearby closet. Peach started the timer, and everyone waited…

There was silence as the timer slowly counted down the minutes; everyone else desired to hear if the two actually were doing anything.

…Aside from a few extremely quiet beeps, not much was heard.

After a few minutes, Peach glanced at the timer.

“You have two minutes…”

As the timer neared “0”, everyone else waited anxiously…

…The timer finally went off, and Peach said cheerfully, “Time’s up!”

The closet door opened and…

…Much to everyone’s shock, Samus’s hair was slightly disheveled and a deep blush marked her face. Mr. Game & Watch, however…it was difficult to tell with him, but he was looking down at the floor…Whether it was in embarrassment or shame (or both), nobody knew.

But what everyone knew was that something had, indeed, occurred in that closet with those two Smashers.

Ike smirked. If Game & Watch was lucky, he might even go further with that bounty hunter…

The two Smashers returned to the circle, and Ike’s attention faded from there. He waited patiently, and nobody got him yet…much to his relief. He watched as some of the others in the circle got unlucky (Luigi’s spin landed on Mario) and as others got somewhat lucky (Marth’s spin landed on Peach, much to Mario’s horror).

“Your turn, Ness.”

Ike wasn’t paying attention, but heard someone make a sound of surprise.

“…Ike…”

At the sound of his name, the blue-haired swordsman looked up, surprised. Everyone else was shocked…

“…You don’t have to go through with this, Ness…”

“No, it’s okay, Peach. Everyone else went through with theirs…”

Nervously, the boy got up and made his way to the closet. Ike got up as well, opening the closet door and the both of them went inside…

The closet door closed, and Peach gulped before setting the timer…


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In the closet, Ike kneeled down in front of the boy, whispering.

“Look, Ness, we don’t have to…”

The rest of his sentence was swallowed by the boy’s mouth against his own in a clumsy kiss. Ike’s eyes widened in confusion, but he made no move to get away.

After a few seconds, Ness pulled away, blushing immensely, his eyes not meeting Ike’s. One of the swordsman’s hands hovered over his own lips. The little psychic had kissed him, hadn’t he? It had been somewhat sloppy, but…did he mean it?

“…I like you…”

The boy’s voice had been soft – so soft that Ike almost didn’t hear it – and the confession sounded…genuine…

“…Ness…”

The boy flinched at the sound of his name, expecting his confession to be turned down, to be rejected…

“…Let me show you how to kiss…”

Ness looked back at Ike, starting to say something, but was silenced by Ike’s lips pressing against his own. This kiss seemed sincere, so passionate…the psychic boy’s eyes widened. He hadn’t expected Ike to kiss him back…but he found himself returning the kiss, his eyes closing…

He felt Ike’s arm wrap around his small frame to pull him closer, and his eyes opened wide as he felt the older male’s hand slide up underneath his shirt, slowly tracing small circles on his chest. The boy moaned into Ike’s mouth at this attention. It felt so good…

They suddenly heard Peach’s nervous call, “T-two minutes!”

Ike pulled away, allowing both of them to breathe. He leaned close to Ness’s right ear, whispering, “…Come to my room later for the next round…if you want to…”

Ness nodded meekly, and Ike gave him one last kiss before releasing the boy from his grip. He stood up and the both of them faced the door, and a few seconds later, they heard the timer go off…


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Peach anxiously pulled the door open, expecting the worst…



…Only to see both males standing there, looking exactly the same as they did before they entered the closet.

Everyone else gave out a sigh of relief. To them, it looked like they hadn’t done anything…which was good.

Peach forced a smile before saying, “Well, I guess the game is over. Have fun with the rest of the party, everyone!”

With that, the participants dispersed, wandering off to enjoy the rest of the activities…

…However, Ike didn’t feel like attending the party anymore. Instead, he made his way back to the bedrooms. After all, Ness was going to meet him there, wasn’t he? The blue-haired swordsman smiled to himself; after all, he loved the boy back, and maybe they could express their love together as one.


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…Well? How was it? I might keep this as a one-shot if nobody is interested…

…But, if I do get feedback, I most likely will add another chapter.