My Friend, My Guardian

Note: This story has a love triangle. However, the pairings are really weird. Would that make this story a “crackfic”? Oh, well. The first chapter has minor stuff in it. The next chapter will be better.


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It was supposed to be a normal day in the Smash Brothers Mansion…well, whatever qualifies as “normal” around here, anyway…I didn’t expect anything really unusual to happen…

…But it all started from after a brawl…or perhaps even before that…however, all I knew was that something was out of place…

…Let me recall what had happened…What I am about to tell you is the truth…

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I watched as four brawlers fought on the Final Destination stage. Well, most of the other Smashers were watching, too. Glancing at the others, I noted that some were watching in excitement while the rest were bored and uninterested. I looked back at the battle. One Smasher in particular had the most KO’s. I didn’t know much about him, other than the fact that he was a swordsman like Marth. My eyes widened in shock as he sent all three of his opponents – Bowser, Ganondorf, and Captain Falcon – off of the stage at the same time.

Such power! How does he do it?

With that, the announcer shouted, “Time!”

The match was over, and many of the Smashers who had been watching the battle cheered and congratulated the swordsman on his victory as the four fighters left the arena. I watched as the swordsman smiled and waved off their praise as if his victory was normal.

I looked back at the other battlers who had lost. Captain Falcon was taking it in good sport, while Bowser and Ganondorf growled and stomped off angrily.

-Beep!-

I fell back in surprise as a 2D figure came up next to me.

“Mr. Game & Watch?”

The 2D man held out his hand and emitted a soft buzz in apology. I took his hand and he helped me up.

“Why did you sneak up on me like that?”

He looked down in shame for a moment, then looked up at me and made some sounds, telling me something. Now, normally people don’t understand him, but when you have lived around him for a while, you get used to the noises.

“(I saw you looking at Ike during the whole match. What’s up?)”

I stared back in confusion. I hadn’t been looking at the swordsman for the whole match…right?

“…What are you talking about?”

Mr. Game & Watch emitted a few short low buzzes, as if chuckling.

“(You were watching Ike for the whole match, Ness. You usually study the moves of the other Smashers, but this time…you weren’t…)”

“…W-wait…his name is Ike?”

“(Yeah. He happens to be Marth’s friend. What, you didn’t know his name?)”

“No, I didn’t…”

“(Well…his name is Ike. You’d better be careful if you end up in a match against him, though; he’s very aggressive…)”

“Hey.”

Mr. Game & Watch and I looked up. I held back a timid squeak as soon as I saw who it was.

…Ike?!

The swordsman smiled down at us.

“You’re Mr. Game & Watch and…Ness, right?”

Mr. Game & Watch jumped up with a beep of approval while I nodded timidly. Ike chuckled.

“Well, it’s nice to meet you. Hopefully we’ll end up in a Team Battle sometime.”

With that, he turned and left. I watched as he walked away. There was something about him…

“(Uh, hello…? Ness? Earth to Ness!)”

I shook my head, snapping out of it. Mr. Game & Watch seemed to be concerned, even if his emotions weren’t visible most of the time.

“(Ness, what’s wrong? This is isn’t like you.)”

“…Nothing’s wrong…”

Even though it wasn’t visible, I could tell that Mr. Game & Watch was frowning.

“(Don’t deny it; you’re never like this. I don’t even think you’ve ever blushed like that, either.)”

My eyes widened.

…Blushed…?

I raised a hand to my left cheek and was surprised that it was…warmer than usual.

…I…I’m blushing…

Mr. Game & Watch gave a bleep of disapproval.

“(That’s it…)”

I gave a startled cry as he grabbed me and held me in his arms.

“(…I’m taking you to Dr. Mario.)”

“W-wait, I…”

I didn’t get a chance to finish my sentence; he ran off in the direction of Dr. Mario’s office, with me in his arms.

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“Hmm…”

I gasped as Dr. Mario pressed the cold stethoscope to my chest. He listened to my heartbeat for a minute, a look of concern forming on his normally cheery face. After another minute, he removed the cold end of the stethoscope from me.

“(…So what’s wrong? He isn’t sick, is he?)”

The doctor sighed.

“Ness’s heart is racing and he’s blushing like crazy. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he has a crush on someone.”

“Wh-what?”

Dr. Mario and Mr. Game & Watch looked at me.

“A…a crush…?”

The doctor nodded.

“I’m not going to ask, as it isn’t really any of my business. However, I think that you should talk to whomever you have this crush on. Maybe then the both of you can sort this out.”

Mr. Game & Watch and I nodded, then thanked Dr. Mario as we left his office. The both of us walked through the corridors, and I could feel the uneasiness in the air.

“(…It’s Ike, isn’t it?)”

I stopped walking, shocked.

“…Ike…?”

Mr. Game & Watch stopped walking as well, turning to look at me.

“(Look, Ness, I may not be the most knowledgeable on love and such, but I know this much; you like Ike.)”

I stared at him, confused and surprised. He continued.

“(It doesn’t matter to me, though; love isn’t easy to avoid, and it isn’t easy to deal with, either. We’re friends, and I’ll help you…)”

He looked around the hallway for a moment.

“(…But this isn’t the best place to discuss it.)”

He motioned for me to follow him, and we made our way to his room. He opened the door and we went inside. Much to my surprise, his room wasn’t flat; it was 3D, just like everyone else’s. The 2D man noticed my expression and I could tell that he was smiling.

“(Hey, I may be 2D, but this isn’t Flat Zone. This is a 3D world, and I can live like anyone else.)”

I nodded. He walked over to his bed and sat down on it before motioning for me to join him. When I sat beside him, he spoke.

“(So…you have a crush on Ike. He doesn’t know it, and we don’t know what he’ll do if he finds out. We don’t even know what he thinks about you.)”

He paused.

“(You don’t have to mention anything to him, though; I’ll set up a Team Battle between two other Smashers, Ike, and yourself. We’ll see what happens then. However, if he does acknowledge your affection, you’ll need to tell him how you feel. Hopefully he’ll feel the same way…or, if he doesn’t, he won’t tell anyone else.)”

He paused again, this time putting a hand to his chin in thought.

“(But for now, we’ll see how it goes. There’s one thing that I’d like to know from you, though.)”

“…What’s that?”

“(What do you feel when you think of Ike? To be near him, to hang out with him…you know, just to be together.)”

I thought for a moment.

To be with Ike…have him hold me…hug me…and…maybe even…kiss?

I felt myself blush, and a warm feeling filled my body. I fidgeted as I felt something stir up inside me.

Ike…to be with Ike…

Mr. Game & Watch turned to look at me.

“(Ness, what’s…oh…)”

I looked at him, confused.

“…What…?”

He gave a little bleep, an equivalent of a sigh.

“(Let me help you with that.)”

He pulled me with him to the middle of the bed, sitting behind me.

“(Relax and think of Ike.)”

“Wh-what…?”

Mr. Game & Watch moved his hands under my shirt and removed it from my body.

“Mr. Game & Watch…!”

“(Just think of Ike.)”

I swallowed nervously. The 2D man wrapped an arm around my bare chest, keeping me pressed against him.

“(Relax…just relax…)”

I tried to focus…

Ike…think…think of Ike…

I felt Mr. Game & Watch pulling my shorts down slightly before reaching beneath my underwear…

I inhaled sharply, my body tensing up. I felt his hand wrap around my male organ, pulling it from under my underwear and shorts, and I suppressed a moan.

Gently, very gently, I felt Mr. Game & Watch move his hand up and down, sending sparks of pleasure through my body.

“Aah…aah…hnn…”

I shut my eyes tightly, unable to think, unable to focus…All I could feel was pleasure as my 2D friend continued his work.

“Ohh…aah…ohh…”

Something was building up inside me, and I felt as if I was about to burst. Words wouldn’t form in my mind, but somehow, I managed to whisper.

“M…Mr. Game & Watch…I…I…”

“(You’re almost there…shhh…)”

I clenched my teeth together.

…Almost…almost where…?

I cried out softly as I felt something shoot out of me, and I felt some sort of liquid on my stomach and chest. I slumped against Mr. Game & Watch, exhausted, and he released my male organ.

There was a long moment of silence before I heard him speak.

“(You okay?)”

I nodded, my eyes still closed.

“(Good. Let’s get you cleaned up.)”

He slowly moved from behind me, gently lowering me to his bed. I opened my eyes slowly and saw him walk over to his bathroom. After a few seconds, he came back with a washcloth. He climbed back onto the bed, next to me, and cleaned off the liquid. I glanced down, noticing that the liquid was white.

“…What’s that white stuff?”

“(…It’s…uh…cum.)”

“…What?”

“(It’s liquid that shoots out of you after an orgasm, which you just experienced.)”

There was another long pause as he finished cleaning me.

“(…Can we keep this as our little secret?)”

“Yeah.”

“(Cool. I’ll help you out with Ike tomorrow. Right now, though, you need sleep.)”

Mr. Game & Watch helped put my shirt back on, then pulled me under the covers. I felt my eyelids getting heavy…

“…What about you?”

I could tell that he was smiling.

“(I’ll sleep on the floor. Don’t worry; I don’t mind.)”

I started to protest, but he pressed a finger to my lips.

“(Sleep.)”

I smiled weakly at him.

“…Thanks…”

With that, I felt myself fall asleep.


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...More action will happen in the next chapter.