Pastry fon Fabre

It was the late afternoon in Grand Chokmah, and Luke fon Fabre was raiding Emperor Peony’s kitchen, looking for something to eat. He stumbled on the muffin mix in the pantry and decided to bake it. The party had been staying at the palace, since they still had much unfinished business, such as rebuilding Malkuth.

"Ah, Luke!" Jade called from behind him, "Do you miss Tear so much that you want to take her place as the little housewife?" A vulgar joke it was, but saying such things was Jade's nature.

Luke shot a glare at Jade, but not before feeling a shiver down his spine. "D'wh'NO! I'm just hungry!" he shouted.

Jade tisked Luke a little. "So you find it alright to invade the emperor's pantry? Shame on you, Luke. You're still as naughty of a boy as ever, I see." Regardless of what he was saying to Luke, Jade decided to help anyway, since he too was hungry, though not for muffins…

Luke growled. "Yeah, yeah." he said, not even bothering to turn around.

Jade rolled his eyes as he preheated the oven. "Now, don't forget any of the ingredients~!" he sang, teasing Luke's intelligence.

Luke growled again. He certainly wasn't enjoying this. "Yeah, I know!" He got the ingredients and put them on the table.

Jade continued to tease Luke by standing over his shoulder, watching and waiting for him to fuck up. "Now, what comes first?" he asked.

Luke still didn't look back. "First you open the package, duh." He said, opening said package and pouring it into the bowel he had taken out.

"Goood. Now, what's next?"

"You take three cups of water and pour them in the bowl."

"Very GOOD, Luke!" Jade said sarcastically. He opened the fridge and extracted the carton of Engeve milk. "What's next?"

Luke looked at the box with a snarl. "Milk." he said, "One glass of milk."

"My, my! Luke is the next Tear!"

Luke groaned. "Not funny Jade, just get three eggs and shut up."

"As you wish, Chef Grants," Jade teased further, extracting the carton of Engeve eggs.

"It's Fabre! Fabre, damn it!" Luke yelled, as he waited for the eggs.

Jade stood behind Luke and placed the carton of eggs next to the mixing bowl. "Very well, then, Chef Grants—I mean—Fabre."

Luke pretended like he didn't hear that. "Anyways, now I need 1/3 cup of oil. Can you hand me that as well?"

"Certainly…" Jade buzzed in Luke's ear. He headed into the pantry and soon returned with Engeve's finest vegetable oil. Naturally, the emperor had LOTS of Engeve products.

Luke shuddered. Did Jade just whisper in his ear? He tried hard to hide the light shade of pink that crept onto his face.

"Here you go!" the Evil Fonist chirped, a freakish thing for him to do.

Luke looked shocked. "Did you just chirp?"

"Oh details, details! We have no time for that nonsense. Let's get baking!"

Jade was avoiding his question and Luke knew it. "Whatever you say," he said and took the cup. Luke moved to the pantry and got the butter. He placed the butter and the oil inside the bowel. He then took a spoon and started to mix the batter.

Jade dug his way through the refrigerator and pulled out three small bags: one of blueberries, one of chopped strawberries, and one of chocolate chips. "Here," he said, placing the bags next to the mixing bowl, "Let's make a lovely variety!" Jade was being freakishly… freakish.

This was the first time Luke actually smiled. "Sure," he said.

Jade actually smiled back at Luke. "What's so amusing?" he asked the young Fabre.

Luke shook his head. "Nothing."

Jade laughed. Damn, Luke was being oddly cute. He couldn't resist taking some of the sweet batter and dabbing some of it on Luke's nose.

Luke couldn't help but let out a cute giggle. "Hey, no fair!" he said, taking some of the batter and dabbing it on Jade's face as well.

Jade laughed, forgetting himself as he placed another dab of the just-mixed batter on Luke's left cheek. "Playing like that, are we?" he teased.

Luke grinned. "Looks like it," he said, taking more batter and dabbing it on Jade's forehead.

Jade then got a naughty idea. He leaned forward and licked the batter off of the sexy young Fabre's cheek.

Luke started to blush. He turned his head and looked away.

"What's the matter, Luke?" Jade asked.

Luke shook his head. "Nothing..." he said

"Good!" Jade continued to teasingly lick Luke's face.

Luke did nothing. He wasn't sure as to how to proceed.

"Mmm… You made quite a nice batter," Jade said further.

Luke blushed a deep red. "R-really?" he asked nervously.

"Mm-HM! I could lick the whole thing…" He dabbed some of the batter onto Luke's neck. "…right off of you." To that, he licked the batter off of Luke's neck.

Luke let out a small cry. He couldn't believe Jade was doing this… but it felt so good! He tilted his head back a bit, savoring the rare moment.

"Ahhh, so you like that, do you?" Jade asked, slathering more batter onto Luke's neck and licking it off while slowly unbuttoning his jacket and midriff shirt.

Luke couldn't speak, so he nodded instead. He could feel Jade unbuttoning his jacket and shirt; thusly, he decided to do the same.

Jade tisked the noble boy. "My, my… Aren't you feeling naughty all of a sudden? Seems that the Necromancer has a mighty erotic touch."

Luke nodded silently. He was falling fast for the Necromancer, and they both knew it

Jade scooped up more of the batter in his whole hand and splashed it onto the noble's bare chest. "What is it that you'd like me to do now, Luke?" he asked, running his finger down Luke's slathered-on chest.

Luke shivered at Jade's touch. He couldn't bring himself to say anything.

Jade shook his head. "Saying nothing leads us nowhere," he said, "Tell me. What do you want now, Luke." His voice was entrancing, nay, mesmerizing.

Luke couldn't help but whisper his desire. "Please, take me..." he pleaded, panting lightly.

Jade grinned. "You're a naughty boy, aren't you?" he teased further, his hand slipping into Luke's pants and feeling his already large size up.

Luke continued to pant. He was getting harder and harder and more desperate for the Colonel to take him. He spread his legs a bit more and started to lower his hands onto Jade's pants.

"Oh my. Is the Necromancer coming on strongly?" Jade asked.

Luke nodded. "You are." He said before slipping is hands inside Jade's pants.

Jade grinned, scooping even more batter into his hand. He tugged Luke's pants down. "Should I…?" He asked this of Luke with a very naughty grin on his face.

Luke smiled. "Oh, but of course!" he urged.

Jade shrugged his shoulders, resolving himself to do it. With his batter-coated hand, he reached down and coated it Luke's penis in the gooey, edible substance, fondling him like Luke had been needing it for years.

Luke let out a low moan. He could feel Jade's power through his simple fondling and wanted him more than ever.

Once Luke's bishie-hood was thoroughly coated, Jade stooped so that the boy's cock was before his face. "How filthy of a boy you've become…" he mumbled, lifting the dick with his thumb and licking the head, "Oh, does it ever turn me on…" He then brought Luke's whole cock into his mouth.

Luke couldn't believe what was going on. The feeling of Jade hungrily sucking him cause Luke so much pleasure he started to sprout out bits of hot semen into the Necromancer's mouth.

Indeed, Jade was hungry… hungry for Luke like never before. Why the baking of muffins triggered it, he had no clue of, but he wanted Luke. It amazed even him! He tortured Luke's penis, longing to hear him whine and whimper.

Luke let out several huffs and whimpers, as Jade had wanted, unknown to him. He didn't realize how much he wanted the Necromancer.

Neither of them were themselves toward each other, especially Jade. He was a totally different person, suddenly. He was acting like the filthiest man on Auldrent, slobbering like a rabid animal on Luke's still-growing hard-on.

Luke could do nothing but whimper and moan. He tilted his head back more, hoping to gain more pleasure from it, as if it was possible. He calmly combed Jade's long, chestnut hair with his fingers.

Jade rather liked the young Fabre's combing his hair. It meant that Luke appreciated the pleasure, something that Jade oddly began to feel matter to him. He enjoyed Luke's little noises. They… made his… heart flutter!?! Wait… Yes, it WAS the same asshole from earlier in this RP. It WAS the Jade that Luke used to say was a… LOTtle freakish. The two were steadily realizing how Engeve-style pastries could connect two distant hearts.

Luke let out several soft cries before practically grunting, "I think… I’m… gonna come!' He tighten the grip he had on Jade's hair, but not enough to harm him.

The news delighted Jade. Oh how he couldn't wait to taste Luke mixed with blueberry muffin batter.

Luke tried to resist but found it impossible. After a couple of longs moments, he let out a shudder as he came in Jade's mouth.

Jade orally blended the muffin batter with Luke's semen. Ah, indeed, the replica was the perfect sex muffin. Jade took more of the batter and coated his own cock with it. "Now…" he instructed, "…lean against the island." He needed not say anything more; one could tell what he was planning.

Luke blushed as he realized what Jade was saying. Almost immediately, he gripped the opposite edges of the island.

Jade took his position behind Luke and prepared him using the muffin batter as lubricant. "Ah, you're a virgin, aren't you, Luke?" he asked, almost teasing the boy. He poked and prodded at Luke's tight anal orifice.

Luke nodded. "Y-yeah…" he sighed, blushing a bit.

Jade smiled. "Are you sure that you want to do this?" he asked in a sexy and serious tone, "Once I take you, I can't give back your virgin feelings. Are you absolutely positive that you want me to take you first?"

Luke nodded. There was no doubt in his heart. "Jade… I love you. I want you to take me! Make me yours and only yours, Jade!" he pleaded shyly.

Jade cocked an eyebrow at Luke's comment. Love…? Such a feeling… wasn't bad to experiment with. Luke saw past the Necromancer layer and extracted the love that Jade had sealed away out of fear. Luke got to see Jade as Jade. Therefore, Jade had a good reason to love Luke as Luke, and not the brat that he always saw him as. "Alright…" he said softly, "I'll take you." Slowly, he pushed his stiff erection into Luke's tight anus, being sure to not hurt either of them.

Luke nodded, gasping at the sudden pain that he felt, but soon, the pain became pleasure. Luke loved Jade for Jade with all of his heart.

A warm sensation like none other rushed into Jade's chest. So, this was love? Interesting… He reached around Luke and grasped his penis, jerking him vigorously as he fucked the boy roughly.

Luke let out loud moans. Never in his life had he felt so good. He never thought he could get the Necromancer to love him. He slowly eased himself up and kissed Jade’s lips.

Jade hungrily kissed back. Yes… He had to admit it… "Luke… I love you…" he whispered, initiating another kiss, which lasted for a solid three minutes while he continued to fuck his new little one. Luke had made Jade harder than he'd ever been in his life, and he was certain that he was going to come a mass amount of loads because of the sexy replica. "I want you… to forever be mine…" he buzzed in Luke's ear, his hips working at double their previous speed.

Luke looked into the Necromancer's eyes, no longer seeing the killer that he once saw. "Jade..." he whispered before he tilted his head back, "I… I want you to come inside me!"

"Oh, don't worry, Luke…" Jade replied with a wickedly sexy grin, "I'll fill you up nicely." Now thrusting almost murderously, he jerked Luke even more rapidly. "I'm… about to… come!" He had the muffin batter to blame for his early-coming orgasm; it made an AWESOME lubricant, apparently.

Luke was loving every aspect of the intimate moment. Never had he felt so much wanting before. He wrapped his arms around the Necromancer's neck, light tears rolling down his cheeks.

Jade leaned forward and licked up Luke's tears, as if to be conveying a romantic message to him. Suddenly, the Necromancer tensed up. "L-Luke! AH!" Jade's moment had arrived; he sprayed his seed to every corner of Luke's no-longer-virgin anus. Still, he jerked Luke off until he was ready to release.

Luke felt the knot in his stomach tighten up. Finally, with a loud cry he yelled, "JADE!" He came with greater force than any moment of masturbation could offer.

Jade pulled out of Luke and shifted to a squat. He parted Luke's butt cheeks and darted his tongue into Luke's ass. He pretty much decided to make the replica come a little more by licking up the muffin batter from inside of him.

Luke let out a very loud moan. He couldn't believe what he was feeling. "Jade…" he huffed, sweating fiercely.

"Mm… You like…" Jade moaned, teasing the re-shrinking hole.

Luke nodded. "Yes… I do…" he replied, his breathing becoming labored.

"The next time when we're alone…" Jade said between licks, "…I have to show you a little surprise that I've got in store for you."

Luke looked down at the Necromancer. "Really?" he whispered shyly.

Jade nodded. He prodded the small hole repeatedly, making Luke cry out lightly, adorably. He reached between Luke’s legs and pulled his cock back between them.

Luke couldn't hold in another orgasm. He came again… ALL OVER Jade's face. Luke did exactly what Jade wanted him to do: cream his face completely.

Jade minded not the fact that his glasses had been cum-shot. He thought that it made Luke all the sexier. "You know, Luke…" he said, standing up and fixing his clothes back on, "…I'm certainly glad to have taken you for the first time, as you have first taken me."

Luke blinked twice before finally getting the idea. "YOU WERE A VIRGIN TOO!?!"