Fredrich Destroyerson
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+A through F › Dungeons & Dragons
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,433
Reviews:
0
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Fredrich Destroyerson
FREDRICH DESTROYERSON
I'm probably the greatest warrior you'll ever meet.
Why, you may laugh now but you'll come crying to me soon enough, when the brutes outside break down the door and rip you limb from limb.
Oh, yes, that's exactly what they'd do. If they weren't so scared of me they'd already be inside by now.
My name? Fredrich Destroyerson, heir of the proud Bob the Destroyer.
No, he is more than a legend.
And yes, he did wrestle that dragon for its treasure.
It works as his butler now.
Wait... that's smoke. Those buffoons outside have finally realized they have no choice but to run us outside.
Grab your shield off the ground and charge out now. "NOW!" I said!
... and then I'll run out the backdoor while they're all busy reloading.
I'm probably the greatest warrior you'll ever meet.
Why, you may laugh now but you'll come crying to me soon enough, when the brutes outside break down the door and rip you limb from limb.
Oh, yes, that's exactly what they'd do. If they weren't so scared of me they'd already be inside by now.
My name? Fredrich Destroyerson, heir of the proud Bob the Destroyer.
No, he is more than a legend.
And yes, he did wrestle that dragon for its treasure.
It works as his butler now.
Wait... that's smoke. Those buffoons outside have finally realized they have no choice but to run us outside.
Grab your shield off the ground and charge out now. "NOW!" I said!
... and then I'll run out the backdoor while they're all busy reloading.