Ly Shy Shopkeeper MST

A/N: After reading this story, I felt compelled to MST it. Lady xan did excellent work with this story and I have nothing against it's awesomeness. I'm not insulting her by doing this MST, it's mostly for a laugh and I only have great respect for her for writing the original.


Disclaimer: I don't own Gaia or any of it's stuff derived from it. I also do not own the original fiction, just the MST part and the characters ToonMissy and GJ.

GJ is actually my Gaia Avatar, GJ is short for Gaia James because I have another character named James.

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ToonMissy: GJ! Get over here! I found Gaia Fanfiction!

GJ: *pokes his head out from another room* I'm a little busy!

ToonMissy: It has to do with Ian!

Ian: *pokes his head out of the same room as GJ* Cool! Let's check it out!

ToonMissy: Let's watch then!

Ly Shy Shopkeeper by Lady Xan

MST by ToonMissy


Breathing a sigh of relief, Ian said goodbye to his last customer and shut the door behind them. As much as he loved running one of the only shops in Gaia, it meant hard work and long hours, and he was finally ready to take a break.

Ian: I don't have one of the only shops! And there are such things as regular business hours.
GJ: I've seen you open at 2AM.
Ian: ...would you believe that Liam wanted sex earlier and didn't let me close the shop when he decided to ravage me?

He’d open back up in a little while, he just needed some time to rest first. He was just starting to turn off the lights when he realized he wasn’t alone.

GJ: Because Rufus the cat was laying on the counter and looked like he hadn't moved in the past five hours, presumed dead.
ToonMissy: *hits GJ* Leave Rufus alone! I like him!

“Excuse me miss,” he called out, trying to get the girl’s attention. “I’m sorry, but we’re closed.”

“Good.”

Confused, Ian started towards the girl. “Can I help you with something then?”

She smiled. “Not really.”

Iab: Then why would you be in store in the first place?
ToonMissy: Why didn't you check to see if anyone was still in the store before closing?

Now he was really confused. He was trying to be polite, but wasn’t sure how exactly to ask the girl to leave. On top of that he had to wonder if there was something wrong with her.

ToonMissy: What tipped you off? The condom in her hand, or the fact that it had already been used?

“I think,” she continued. “That I can help you though.”

“Help me?”

She nodded, stepping dangerously close to the shopkeeper. “You look like you could use a little help.” Her gray eyes stared at him while her lips formed into a smirk. “I’m… I’m sorry ma’am, but I don’t know what you mean. I am afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave though, I need a little time to relax.” Ian stammered.

GJ: What else could her lips form? A large chimera ready to rip out someone's throat?
ToonMissy: Smirk: To smile in a conceited, knowing, or annoyingly complacent way.
Ian: How would she know anything about what's going to happen next? For all she knew I was gay. Must have been one of the other meanings.
GJ: Oh yeah "Time to relax", Ian. We all know what you do in your free time.
Ian: ... *blushes*

She moved a tiny bit closer until her breasts pushed against his shirt. From the waist up she wore only a large white button uirt irt that left little to the imagination, and though Ian had no intention of admitting it, he found the simplistic attire quite arousing. From the waist down she wore a simple pair of jeans and tennis shoes, a far cry from the outlandish outfits he saw girls wearing every day.

Ian: Yeah, because everyone knows that I find simple things arousing. Look at that box over there, so simplistic and pointy, I'm so hot for it right now.
ToonMissy: Last time I checked, guys like breasts pushed into their faces or chest, not their shirts.
GJ: Didn't you hear that breast to shirt contact is the hottest new fad in foreplay?

“Who said anything about relaxing?” She asked, finishing her approach and delicately brushing her lips against his.

Shocked and embarrassed, Ian stepped backwards until his back was pressed against the counter, leaving him nowhere else to go. “I don’t even know you!”

ToonMissy: You must have at least ten pounds on this girl, I'm pretty sure you could push her away and run.
Ian: Why am I embarrassed and shocked over a kiss? I could understand if it was the time Edmund tied me up and whipped me until I wore the maid's outfit, but this is nothing.

The girl sighed, emitting a sense of frustration. “Ian, let’s be serious here. You work all day. You stay here with your cat and you dream of someday getting cozy with Sasha or Ruby but deep down you know it won’t happen. I’ve seen you, I’ve seen that look in your eye when a couple wanders into the store, and I know you secretly are jealous of them. You’re jealous because your heart belongs to this store, and you don’t think anyone else could accept that.”

“That’s not true!” Ian insisted, though in reality it was.

Ian: Does no one remember when I got shot?! Sasha was at my bedside everyday when I was in the hospital! And Ruby has a son! I'd be taking Ruby away from Peyo if I started dating Ruby!

“I know how badly you want to interact with people and I’m here to give you that.” She once again stepped close enough so that he could smell the sweet fragrance of her deep red hair. “Just let me.”

GJ: Wouldn't talking to people and helping them buy things count as interaction with people?

Before Ian could protest, the girl covered his mouth in a kiss. He tried to fight against it, but as much as his mind wanted to, his body betrayed him. Instead of pushing her away he found himself responding to her kiss in every way imaginable. His arousal only intensified when she pressed her body as tightly as she could against his, causing him to kiss her more hungrily than even she could have anticipated.

Finally he pulled away, breathing heavily. “Wait, this isn’t right. Why… why me?” His mind was starting to regain control, much to his body’s dismay.

ToonMissy: ...that made no sense to me.
Ian: That made no sense to ME and it was apparently happening to me!

“Simple,” she said, still leaning into him. “I see you in here ever day, and every day I imagine what it would be like to be with you. Finally I got sick of imagining it.”

“But-“

She wasn’t going to let him protest, this time she quickly stuck her hands under is jacket, causing it to slide off his arms and onto the floor. He was surprised at her prowess, while she was annoyed that he was also wearing a sweater over yet another shirt.

Ian: Wait...how would taking off my jacket shut me up?
GJ: It was her surprising prowess since no one had ever succeeded in taking off you jacket, even yourself.
ToonMissy: Yet even with all that prowess, she STILL was thwarted by the sweater.

“Take off your sweater,” she whispered seductively. It was a long shot but it was worth a try.

“What? No! I mean… I don’t even know your name.”

Ian: Shouldn't the name have been the first thing asked before she started trying to rape me?

Again she sighed. “It’s Sin, now take off your sweater.” As she talked she worked her hands underneath his sweater, urging him to comply.

“Sin? That’s an odd name.” He wasn’t really fighting her, but he wasn’t being cooperative either.

GJ: Her name is odd? She's practically stripping you to rape you and her name is what you find odd?
Ian: Well I had thought the rape was odd, but the name seemed more odd.

“It’s a nickname, are you happy?” Sin was getting annoyed at this point. Finally she gave up the seductive act and yanked the sweater over his head, causing his hat to fly over the counter and nearly ripping off his ears in the process.

ToonMissy: I may not know much on biology, but yanking a sweater off would nearly rip your ears off, also if she had nearly caused your ears to rip off, wouldn't you be screaming in pain and throwing her out?

“I think-“

“I don’t care what you think,” Sin growled, aggressively pushing him back against the counter. She captured his lips once again, but this time she was the one acting hungry. While she kissed him she pulled on the white shirt that separated her from his skin, popping buttons off as she tugged.

Ian: THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT! THAT THING WAS BOUGHT AT EDMUND'S STORE AND WAS WORTH A FORTUNE!
GJ: Since it cost a fortune and your brother is the one with money, how'd you pay for it?
Ian: I did some things that I'm not proud of and Edmund promised that those pictures would never meet the light of day.
ToonMissy: She was the hungry one? Toss her some cookies and send her on her way, kissing her won't make her less hungry.

Ian knew this wasn’t right. He knew this was a girl he had never met before, and therefore this was one of those things in life that simply was not supposed to happen. However, it seemed that it really was happening, and he was powerless to stop it. Granted he probably could have forced her off him if he really wanted to, but… well he really didn’t. Surprising the both of them, he reached his hand up and unbuttoned Sin’s shirt, deciding to take the delicate approach rather than vicivicious one she had used on his.

ToonMissy: Wait, what? He could have forced her off of him but no longer wants to? So now he WANTS to be raped? Is that possible?
Ian: How the hell is my body doing actions that surprise both of us? Wouldn't my brain have to send the signals to my body in order to complete the actions?
GJ: WHAT THE HELL DOES VICIVICIOUS MEAN?!

She pulled back to shrug the useless garment off, revealing soft, pale breasts. Her smile teased him, making him wonder how she was so brazen in her near nakedness. Had she done this before? He supposed she had, as effortless as this all had been for her.

ToonMissy: Like I said, already used condom.

“Well?” Sin said quietly, her tone somewhere between seductive and sweet.

GJ: Seductive and sweet? Can that even happen?

Feeling his face redden, Ian tossed his shirt aside and stepped towards her. “I have… a bed… it’s in the back.”

Ian: Well it's not so much a bed, rather than a couple old boxes with a sheet on them so that they don't get dusty in the storage room.

Sin smiled, softly placing her hands on his chest. “Not yet. I want to remember this every time I walk into your shop.”

ToonMissy: *as Sin* See that counter? We did it there. See that rack of clothes, did it there too.
Ian: *as himself* I know...I was kind of there.

A chill ran through Ian’s body as his sudden mystery girl ran her nails across his chest.

Ian: But I know her name, that she's trying to rape me, and has obviously done this before, what more do I need to know?
GJ: The possible STD's she has from every straight guy in Gaia riding her like a mechanical bull?
Ian: ...ew...

It was so unbelievably smooth that she couldn’t stop herself from trailing her tongue along his sternum, leaving little nips and kisses as she went. When she got to the waistband of his pants she looked up at him, relishing the anticipation in his eyes. Silently she unbuttoned his pants, but much to her surprise he stopped her.

GJ: *as Ian* I'm saving myself for Gino Gambino.
Ian: *as Sin* Damn, thwarted again. I could always go see if Liam's willing to screw me again.

“Come here,” he said, signaling for her to stand up. In an uncharacteristic obedience she did what she was told, which gave Ian his turn to smirk.

ToonMissy: Wait, she was unknown to us until just a short while ago. All we know is her name and that she's trying to rape Ian. When did we learn anything about her character?
Ian: When I lost the will to live halfway through this fiasco.

He unbuttoned her pants a little more clumsily than he would have liked, and she stepped out of them without question, kicking her shoes off as she went.

GJ: I may not be a master in fashion, but I'm pretty sure you would have to take your shoes off BEFORE taking your pants off.
ToonMissy: Unless you're wearing pants with really wide pant legs. I miss my bell-bottom punk pants...

She was left standing in nothing but a black pair of underwear, which she removed both carefully and deliberately. This was a show he wouldn’t soon forget, after all.

“May I go back to what I was doing now?” She asked, teasingly. He didn’t need to respond, as she didn’t wait for an answer anyway.

Ian: Why ask me if you're going to ignore whatever I say and rape me anyway?

Sin dropped down to her knees and tugged Ian’s pants off, pulling his underwear with them. This was no time for romantic movie drabble, she wanted to taste him now. Ian held his breath, worried about what might happen next. In seconds Sin gave him nothing to worry about.

GJ: *as Ian* Oh I hope she's not a biter...please don't let her down there if she's a biter...
*CHOMP*
Ian: *as Sin* Too late!

Biting her lower lip and smiling, she gently ran her fingertips along the length of him, and moved in to gently kiss the tip. He was clearly not used to so much attention between his thighs, at least not from another person, and he already looked as if he was going to fall over.

Ian: Hey I'm not a virgin! I'm used to people down there!
GJ: *looks up from Ian's lap* Wha?
ToonMissy: *sighs* Save it for later, guys. You're making the floor sticky.

Still, Sin couldn’t let things move to the bedroom just yet. Not letting her attention waver from the new toy just inches from her lips, she flicked her tongue across the tip, and then let it slide down the shaft. Finally she took it into her mouth, pumping her mouth and hand in a rhythm that made Ian’s knees buckle.

ToonMissy: And while all this is going on, the other store clerks are watching through the store front window, shocked.
GJ: Moira and Edmund are both snapping pictures to later use as blackmail while Ruby shields Peyo and Rina's eyes from the horror.
Ian: And Liam and Gino happen to be jerking off while watching and wishing they were where Sin was.
ToonMissy &GJ: Ego boost much?

“Stop, please,” he beggrestresting his hand on the top of her head. “Oh my God.”

GJ: ToonMissy, does your boyfriend beggrestrest much?
ToonMissy: Not since we got the new carpet installed.

Sin pouted, but did as was requested. Taking Ian’s hand into her own she leaned in and touched her lips to his ear. “Why don’t you take me to your bedroom now?”

ToonMissy: *as Sin* People are watching us and it's getting kind of creepy now.
Ian: *as himself* Not yet, Edmund and Logan paid to watch for the full hour.

He was more than willing to oblige. Regaining some of his composure, he scooped her up into his arms and carried her through a wooden door on the back wall, entering his small sleeping quarters.

Ian: *as himself* Well actually that wooden door on the back wall doesn't go anywhere and is just for show.
GJ: *as Sin* Really? *opens the door and walks into a wall* Ow...

The majority of the space in his room was taken up by books, which didn’t surprise Sin at all. She’d imagined him as the bookish type.

GJ: What's a book?
ToonMissy: Not the porno mags you keep under your bed.
GJ: I read them for the articles! And after got them back from Gino, half of the pages were stuck together!
ToonMissy: Which ones did you give him?
GJ: Sexy Gaian Guys vol. 5
Ian: Oh! That's the one with Louie as the centerfold! *gets confused by the other two staring at him*...what?

Ian laid her down on the bed and stood for a second, taking the sight in. A beautiful naked girl was on his bed and to be honest he still wasn’t certain this wasn’t all just a dream. Taking a deep breath he joined her on the bed, carefully placing his own body over her slender one.

ToonMissy: Since when was it established that there was dreaming involved?
Ian: Since when did I have to carefully place myself over her?

“Come on Ian,” Sin whispered. She bit her lip and this time she was the one who looked earnest. “Please?”

Ian: *as Sin* I know I acted like I was the horny one, but I'm really a swett and innocent virgin that you've been trying to rape this whole time. Now I really want you!

Feeling suddenly empowered, Ian entered her slowly, only to stop and pull back, teasing her with the tip of his penis. Sin realized she was no longer in control, but she didn’t intend on letting that last too long, for a second though she writhed underneath him, begging him to go on.

ToonMissy: Ian's famous "penis teasing techniques"! Order your copy today! Guaranteed to make women realize they aren't in control!

It lasted only a second. “Ian,” she hissed. “I want you now.”

ToonMissy: *as Ian* Too late! I already came!
Ian: >.< I'm not THAT fast!

And she was to have her way, as she wiggled out from underneath him and coaxed him onto his back. Once again in control, Sin mounted the shopkeeper and rested her hands on his chest for support.

Ian: What the hell?! Mounting me?
ToonMissy: I was always wondering why you have that saddle...

Throwing her head back she began to fuck him, slow at first and then faster until even he couldn’t help but let out his own string of expletives.

Ian: I wasn't swearing because of the sex. If you listened I was saying, "Get this crazy bitch off me!"

Bringing her gaze back to Ian’s face she smiled as he came, the warm liquid filling her and spurring her on until she too cried out in delicious satisfaction. She melted on top of him, neither caring about the mess they had created.

GJ: Eeew...melted girl...
ToonMissy: *as Ian* It'll take weeks to get that melted girl stain out of my sheets!

Ian couldn’t fight sleep after that moment, and soon Sin was left watching his chest rise and fall in final happiness.

Ian: If she's lying on top of me, she wouldn't be able to really see my chest rise and fall.
ToonMissy: Namely because it sounds like you died with that "final happiness".
GJ: IAN'S A ZOMBIE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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The next morning Ian awoke to find Sin gone,

Ian: I knew it! She was Liam in disguise!

though she hadn’t completely made her escape yet.

Ian: Crap in a hat!

She had gathered her clothes from the other room and was dressed, having hesitated only a minute too long.

GJ: *as Sin* Damn...where'd those undies go? I can't leave without my panties!

“Hey,” he called out, wiping the sleep from his eyes. “What are you doing?”

ToonMissy: *as Sin* Looking for my panties, seen 'em?
Ian: *as himself* Oh you mean that rag that stunk like fish? Rufus took it.

She sighed, wishing she had just left after getting dressed. “Ian, last night was great, it really was. Still, it was a n a night, no big deal.”

ToonMissy: *as Sin* If it had been a real night, it would have really meant something, but it was just a n a night.

“No big deal?” Ian almost leapt out of bed, but upon remembering his nakedness he sat up instead. “What do you mean no big deal?”

GJ: Your nakedness didn't stop you that one time when you chased Rufus all the way into Barton Town's Gaybourhood and kept calling for him to come back to you.
Ian: All those gay guys helping out because they thought I was talking about a guy with a big penis...all those numbers I was given "in case things don't work out with Rufus".

“You’re really a sweet guy, you know that? You’ll find the perfect girl someday. But think about it Ian, if you were asked yesterday if you would fall for a girl who threw herself at you after closing time, you’d say no wouldn’t you? You might not be quite so rude, but secretly you’d think she would have to be a whore to do something like that.”

He said nothing, knowing she was right once again.

Ian: *as himself* That wasn't something I was secretly thinking. I know you're a whore and I still have put up those posters I was given for people to watch out in case you try to rape them.

“Last night was just one incredible night, let’s just leave it at that.”

GJ: *as Sin* But since I forgot to put that condom on you, I'll be coming back in nine months expecting you to help out with your bastard child.
Ian: *as Sin* And the STD's I gave you will always be a reminder of me...

She walked towards the bed and kissed his forehead before ducking out a back entrance of the shop.

ToonMissy: Exit! It wouldn't be an entrance if it was in the back of the shop!

Not believing all that had just happened, Ian flopped back down in bed. He suddenly didn’t feel like opening the shop that morning, all he wanted was to chase that girl down and kiss her like he had last night.

Ian: *as himself* I wanted to see if I could kiss like a madman again so I won't feel so bad when I see Gino, but it burns to pee now thanks to you!

She was right though, and he knew it. Reluctantly he climbed out of bed for a quick shower before opening the shop.

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Ian: After that, I feel like showering in bleach....I feel so dirty.

GJ: What about me? I had to sit through it and there wasn't a single bit of guy on guy action! I demand a refund!

ToonMissy: You were trying to hump Ian this entire time.

GJ: Prove it!

ToonMissy: The floor wasn't sticky when we entered the theater and none of spilled anything.


THE END


A/N: Again this is in no way insulting Lady Xan and her work. I love this writing and I love MSTs. If anyone ever wanted to MST my work, I'd actually feel honoured. Love you for writing the original Lady Xan!