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Backfire

By: SaraJaye
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Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Backfire

"I dunno, Farina. You sure this is such a good idea?" Hector asked. "I mean, I'm all for a good prank but you know how sensitive your sister is."

"Trust me, it'll be worth it. Florina goes crazy if she has a little alcohol in her," Farina cackled. "You might get lucky with her tonight if she goes crazy enough!" She could've sworn she saw Hector blush at that even as he gave her a dirty look.

Florina walked over to the table, accepted the cup from her sister and began to drink. Farina could barely contain herself. This was going to be awesome!

*

Sure enough, Florina was dancing and giggling and singing folk ballads like no one's business before an hour had passed. People's reactions ranged from shocked to amused to intrigued to...well, Farina, standing in a corner laughing her ass off.

Suddenly, things took a strange turn.

"'ey Farina!!" Florina called. "Wha're you standin' over in a li'l corner for?! I'm the shy one!"

"And get in the way of your fun?" Farina snorted. "You've got me mixed up with Fiora!"

"Nah." Florina danced neatly over to the corner, a strange look in her eye. "She aint nearly as purdy as you, sisterrrrr," she slurred.

"Uh...thanks! Yeah, I'm the best-looking and the best paid of-woah!!" Farina's back hit the wall with a rather painful force. "F-Florina, what are you doing?"

"I wanna have fun, big sister," Florina drawled. "Let's have some fun."

"F-Florina, what are you-stop that! Florina, cut that out!" Farina began to kick and struggle in her sister's grasp; one of Florina's hands was on her breast and the other was snaking its way under her skirt. "G-get out of there, I keep a giant man-eating squid in there!"

"But I'm a womaaaaaan, so it aint gonna eat meeeeee..."

"No, stop it, get off me! Don't you realize what you're-" The words were cut off by a moan. "Dammit, Florina!"

The crowd could only stand and watch in disbelief as sweet, shy little Florina molested her boisterous, devil-may-care sister.

"Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all!" Hector whispered to Lyn, who kicked him in the ankle. Fiora buried her face in her hands, knowing tomorrow would find both sisters in tears; shame for Florina and terror for Farina.

*

Oddly enough, though, the next morning found Florina complaining of a headache and Farina kicking herself.

"Guess all that teasing and humiliating Florina had to come back to bite me in the ass sooner or later," she grumbled. "My little sister jumps me, the men probably jerked off to it, and worst of all? I came. Twice."

Actually, the worst part was that she wanted to pay Florina back for this. In spades.