THE REPLOID PARTY!!
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Category:
+M through R › Mega Man
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,304
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own MegaMan, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
THE REPLOID PARTY!!
Zero – The footsteps fell lightly as he rose higher with each individual step. His mission clear. His arms full of the task at hand, his mind aware of the inevitable struggle about to occur. Little did he know that as he approached the top of the stairs, his fate would be sealed…
X(from downstairs) – Z, goddammit! Are you done with the laundry yet? You know we got that thing in, like, half an hour!
Zero – *grumble* Grumbling under his breath, he placed his coloured load by the washer and stealthily placed his dainties in the mouth of the white beast…
X(from downstairs) – Goddammit quit narrating already! Alia’s gonna have my ass if I don’t get there by 1900 hours!
Zero – *Ugh* One last thing, X!
(finishes his load, walks downstairs)
There, fine. Let’s go.
X – Z, enough with the Z-Saber already. We’re going to a dance club, not the Roman Colisseum.
Zero – But…I’m brooding and mysterious.
X – Fine, just keep it outta sight. *wince* You know how I feel about those things.
Zero – *cough* pussy…
X – Zero, you know I heard you. Ugh, let’s just go.
15 MINUTES LATER AT THE PARTY…
Alia – X! Zero! Jesus, about time you nimrods arrived! I’ve been sitting here stirring my martini forever!
Zero – Seems you’ve been pounding back a lot more than that one mar…
X – *whisper* Z, shut up!
Alia – What did you call me? X? X?!?
X – Alia, I was…
Alia – Oh forget it! I know my higher congnative subroutines are fuzzy but I know a liar when I see one!
Zero – Holy crap, man. Your girl’s drunk.
Alia – I’m nobody’s girl! You’re the drunk one!
X – Look, Z, I gotta take her back. She’s obviously about to crash. Rebooting’s a real bear, too.
Zero – I hear ya. I’ll just skulk around and look depressed and alone.
X – Don’t forget disturbed!
Zero – Natch.
Alia – You know, X, you look hot in your blue armor. How come you never wear it anymore?
X – That’s all I ever wear, dear. Let’s just get outta here.
(teleports away with Aile)
Zero – Great. Now the insidious Zero must face the ensuing smalltalk alone, drink in hand, mind as sharp as my hairspikes. He must tread along these guest-ridden waters, all the while keeping a close eye on the self-important one they call Signas. Legend has it these parties induce ludicrous amounts of verbal minutiae from the bowels of his face, only creating…
Signas – Did I hear my name being blurbed about over here? Is it something about Reploids and Humans? It better be…
Zero – Why yes, sir! I was just observing uhh, to myself uhh, how things seem to be coming along so well!
Signas – Ah good show, Zero. Seems everyone showed up except X. I’d seen Alia here a little while ago hammering back those coolers, but she seems to have disappeared.
Zero – Well, sir, Alia had some thing she had to do and, well, X just never decided to show up! Maybe they’re at home being the couple they love to be, sir.
Signas – Ah yes, romance. How come you haven’t settled yet, Zero? I figure all the Reploids, or at least the helpers at Hunter Base, would be yearning for you!
Zero – I’m just not ready, sir. You know.
Signas – Oh yeah, the whole “I’m too deep and dark to have feelings” thing. I keep forgetting about that. Well, what about Pallette? She seems nice. Heck, she’s over there looking rather bored with Layer. Why don’t you go save her from a night of tedious health tips? *shoves Zero in Pallette’s direction*
Zero - *sigh* Great.
Pallette – What’s so great? Oh, Zero! Hey! Thank God you’re here!
Layer – What’s that supposed to mean, stringbean?
Pallette – Uh, nothing. Look I have something important to tell Zero. We’ll catch up later, Laylay. ‘Kay? (to Zero, under her breath) Just go, Zero. Come come.
Zero – What? What’s so important?
Pallette – Whew, thanks. I was growing tired of hearing how she thinks she’s so much better than me. I could swear she’s got a thing for you, you know..
Zero – What? Layer? Impossible. She’s too calm and subdued for relationships. I feel the same.
Pallette – My point exactly. Anywho, do you have any idea what this shindig’s all about?
Zero – I was under the impression it was for a tactical analysis survey of the new Maverick Base discovered in the icy tundras to the north.
Pallette – Really? I thought it was just an office party. I’ve never seen so many neon lampshades on so many heads…
Zero – (under his breath) Save me, X.
(X flies in from the window and pulls on Zero’s arm)
X – Yoink! We are gone, Zero!
Pallette – What? But wait! I wasn’t done!
Zero – Sorry. We’ll meet at Hunter Base, Pallette!
X – Z, she can’t hear you anymore. We’re bustin’ out at lightspeed.
Zero – Why? What the hell is wrong with you? I wasn’t done brooding!
X – That place is whack, Jack. Any second now that place…
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
X – See? Big boom. I decided that Alia was fine at home but I heard a bleeping on my Hunter X Monitor.
Zero – You mean your laptop.
X – Exactly! It was a Maverick molecular bomb discharge signal emanating from the punch bowl at the party!
Zero – Man, that’s one spiked punch for sure. But what about all the guests? Signas! Pallette! Oh God, Layer!
X – Ah, they’re fine. At the last moment I encoded their Reploid-only signals in the immediate vicinity with a teleportation back to Hunter Base.
Zero – Jesus. A real Deus Ex Machina you pulled outta your ass.
X – Well, the author was running low on material, so I thought I’d speed things up. How was the party?
Zero – Dismal and bleak.
X – Sounds like your dig!
Zero – My thoughts exactly. Hey, maybe my laundry’s done now!
(heads upstairs to washing machine)
X - *snicker*
(Zero pulls out an extremely tiny pair of underwear)
Zero – X!!!! What did you do to my delicates??
X – Oh Z, don’t be such a WET blanket! Bahahahahaha!
(and they all lived happily ever after)
THE END
X(from downstairs) – Z, goddammit! Are you done with the laundry yet? You know we got that thing in, like, half an hour!
Zero – *grumble* Grumbling under his breath, he placed his coloured load by the washer and stealthily placed his dainties in the mouth of the white beast…
X(from downstairs) – Goddammit quit narrating already! Alia’s gonna have my ass if I don’t get there by 1900 hours!
Zero – *Ugh* One last thing, X!
(finishes his load, walks downstairs)
There, fine. Let’s go.
X – Z, enough with the Z-Saber already. We’re going to a dance club, not the Roman Colisseum.
Zero – But…I’m brooding and mysterious.
X – Fine, just keep it outta sight. *wince* You know how I feel about those things.
Zero – *cough* pussy…
X – Zero, you know I heard you. Ugh, let’s just go.
15 MINUTES LATER AT THE PARTY…
Alia – X! Zero! Jesus, about time you nimrods arrived! I’ve been sitting here stirring my martini forever!
Zero – Seems you’ve been pounding back a lot more than that one mar…
X – *whisper* Z, shut up!
Alia – What did you call me? X? X?!?
X – Alia, I was…
Alia – Oh forget it! I know my higher congnative subroutines are fuzzy but I know a liar when I see one!
Zero – Holy crap, man. Your girl’s drunk.
Alia – I’m nobody’s girl! You’re the drunk one!
X – Look, Z, I gotta take her back. She’s obviously about to crash. Rebooting’s a real bear, too.
Zero – I hear ya. I’ll just skulk around and look depressed and alone.
X – Don’t forget disturbed!
Zero – Natch.
Alia – You know, X, you look hot in your blue armor. How come you never wear it anymore?
X – That’s all I ever wear, dear. Let’s just get outta here.
(teleports away with Aile)
Zero – Great. Now the insidious Zero must face the ensuing smalltalk alone, drink in hand, mind as sharp as my hairspikes. He must tread along these guest-ridden waters, all the while keeping a close eye on the self-important one they call Signas. Legend has it these parties induce ludicrous amounts of verbal minutiae from the bowels of his face, only creating…
Signas – Did I hear my name being blurbed about over here? Is it something about Reploids and Humans? It better be…
Zero – Why yes, sir! I was just observing uhh, to myself uhh, how things seem to be coming along so well!
Signas – Ah good show, Zero. Seems everyone showed up except X. I’d seen Alia here a little while ago hammering back those coolers, but she seems to have disappeared.
Zero – Well, sir, Alia had some thing she had to do and, well, X just never decided to show up! Maybe they’re at home being the couple they love to be, sir.
Signas – Ah yes, romance. How come you haven’t settled yet, Zero? I figure all the Reploids, or at least the helpers at Hunter Base, would be yearning for you!
Zero – I’m just not ready, sir. You know.
Signas – Oh yeah, the whole “I’m too deep and dark to have feelings” thing. I keep forgetting about that. Well, what about Pallette? She seems nice. Heck, she’s over there looking rather bored with Layer. Why don’t you go save her from a night of tedious health tips? *shoves Zero in Pallette’s direction*
Zero - *sigh* Great.
Pallette – What’s so great? Oh, Zero! Hey! Thank God you’re here!
Layer – What’s that supposed to mean, stringbean?
Pallette – Uh, nothing. Look I have something important to tell Zero. We’ll catch up later, Laylay. ‘Kay? (to Zero, under her breath) Just go, Zero. Come come.
Zero – What? What’s so important?
Pallette – Whew, thanks. I was growing tired of hearing how she thinks she’s so much better than me. I could swear she’s got a thing for you, you know..
Zero – What? Layer? Impossible. She’s too calm and subdued for relationships. I feel the same.
Pallette – My point exactly. Anywho, do you have any idea what this shindig’s all about?
Zero – I was under the impression it was for a tactical analysis survey of the new Maverick Base discovered in the icy tundras to the north.
Pallette – Really? I thought it was just an office party. I’ve never seen so many neon lampshades on so many heads…
Zero – (under his breath) Save me, X.
(X flies in from the window and pulls on Zero’s arm)
X – Yoink! We are gone, Zero!
Pallette – What? But wait! I wasn’t done!
Zero – Sorry. We’ll meet at Hunter Base, Pallette!
X – Z, she can’t hear you anymore. We’re bustin’ out at lightspeed.
Zero – Why? What the hell is wrong with you? I wasn’t done brooding!
X – That place is whack, Jack. Any second now that place…
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
X – See? Big boom. I decided that Alia was fine at home but I heard a bleeping on my Hunter X Monitor.
Zero – You mean your laptop.
X – Exactly! It was a Maverick molecular bomb discharge signal emanating from the punch bowl at the party!
Zero – Man, that’s one spiked punch for sure. But what about all the guests? Signas! Pallette! Oh God, Layer!
X – Ah, they’re fine. At the last moment I encoded their Reploid-only signals in the immediate vicinity with a teleportation back to Hunter Base.
Zero – Jesus. A real Deus Ex Machina you pulled outta your ass.
X – Well, the author was running low on material, so I thought I’d speed things up. How was the party?
Zero – Dismal and bleak.
X – Sounds like your dig!
Zero – My thoughts exactly. Hey, maybe my laundry’s done now!
(heads upstairs to washing machine)
X - *snicker*
(Zero pulls out an extremely tiny pair of underwear)
Zero – X!!!! What did you do to my delicates??
X – Oh Z, don’t be such a WET blanket! Bahahahahaha!
(and they all lived happily ever after)
THE END