A Sticky Situation
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Category:
+S through Z › Super Mario Brothers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,642
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Super Mario Brothers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Sticky Situation
From the mind that gave the world such masterpieces as “Overheated” and “Metal Madness”, comes a truly once in a lifetime work of smut to behold.
The critics are raving!
Q-Bert and Groper, “Five stars, sheer brilliance!”
The New Fork Times, “We were blown away!”
Doctor Bob, “I tended to the shotgun wound.”
Fat dancing guy, “I’m too sexy.”
Record screech
Vladranov: Why don’t you just get on with it?
Random person: Yes! Get on with it!
Orima: When did we start ripping off Monty Python skits?
Random people: Get on with it!
Crazy Ivan: Alright fine, a guy tries to make a few laughs and what does it get him? Fucking hypocritical nacho eating hippies . . .
Batman and Robin are climbing up a wall. Batman is behind Robin with his arms around the boy’s waist.
“I’m touching your dick!” exclaimed Batman. Da na na na na na na, Fwap! Pow! Zoom!
“Jesus saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots, he scores! And the crowd goes wild!” announced Marv Albert
Fat guy from before, “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.”
Another record screech
Crazy Ivan: Well, enough of that, I will now begin the fan fictional proceedings.”
Initiating text based transmission broadcast.
A small round creature with a spear waddled back and forth over a series of blocks that were suspended over a bottomless chasm. It looked up in horror. The last thing it saw before slipping into death’s cold embrace, was two massive flaps that made up one gigantic ass.
Wario landed on the creature, smashing it flat as paper. He stood up and posed.
“ Ho ho, it’s a me, Wario! Heh heh heh heh!”
Using the jet booster that rose from a block he landed on, the warrior flew across the pit, landing on the other side.
Another creature waddled over to the flattened one just in time to hear the fallen comrade’s last words.
“Tell my wife,” the creature gasped, “ I love her.” With his last words spoken, he faded away into oblivion.
Using his massive body, Wario crushed through four bricks walls with a single charge. The last wall he went through put him at his final battle destination.
Captain Syrup was in Wario’s big over stuffed bed, with her pantaloons on the floor. Her shirt was hanging from the left bottom foot post. Her face was screwed in a clench of raw pleasure as she furiously pounded the end of a syrup bottle into her sopping slit over and over.
Wario’s eyes became fixated on her huge bouncing breasts.
“Oh ho!” he uttered before launching himself into the air. In one swift motion, his clothing was gone and he landed right on the off guard Captain. He sat perfectly on top of her, his thick shaft sliding right between her ample bosom.
Captain Syrup was too lost in a lusty haze to know what was going on, but she knew there was now a huge dick between her boobs, and she could only think of one thing to do. She wrapped her lips around the head and began to suck. Her tongue ran up and down the bulging vein and she would occasionally graze her teeth along it. All the while continuing to ram the syrup bottle inside of her.
Wario took a hold of her tits, and began to squeeze them, he kneaded the nipples, and began to move her bust back and forth against his shaft.
He felt in heaven, her soft skin and her expert mouth almost made him burst instantly.
For three agonizing hours he fought back the urge to come, all the while Syrup rode out four orgasms, the bed now soaked with her oddly very sticky juices. Her cunt could take no more, so instead of pounding the bottle inside of her, she began to squeeze and massage Wario’s sack with both hands.
His eyes froze wide open and time seemed to stop for a moment. He thought he was going to explode.
“Uh oh,” he groaned, and indeed he did.
The entire castle shook violently, every window burst out as every nook and cranny was filled with an ocean of white goo. The land ran white with spooge.
Wario was imbedded in the far wall, still dripping from his limp member.
“Mama mia,” he groaned.
Where the bed was, a mound of seed now stood. It blinked several times. It was like a blob of white goo with eyes. The fluid slowly dripped off, to reveal Captain Syrup, completely covered in spunk. She coughed up several globs of cum, and gasped for air. She tried to say something, but globs of spunk in her hair dropped on her lips. She sat silent for a moment. Just as she was about to say something, a helicopter caught her in a net, and whisked her away.
It had a big, red M on it.
Mario turned and winked down at Wario before proudly proclaiming, “It’s a me a, Mario!”
He then turned to Syrup and said, “I am a plumber!”
Syrup grinned seductively and spread her legs. “I hope you came to fix my trap,” she cooed in a playful, innocent tone.
Mario grinned and replied, “Let me a get my snake!”
ZIIIP
END OF FANFICTION
A/N
Well, that’s that. I was playing the first Wario World game one day for my old game boy, and it randomly hit me as an idea.
Now that it’s over with, drop me a review, tell me what you think, and for god sakes get a towel to clean up that mess.
Ivan out.
PS, this fan fiction was actually written several years before I became a member at AFF, and I just recently found it, and with a little friendly motivation, was typed up and written.
The critics are raving!
Q-Bert and Groper, “Five stars, sheer brilliance!”
The New Fork Times, “We were blown away!”
Doctor Bob, “I tended to the shotgun wound.”
Fat dancing guy, “I’m too sexy.”
Record screech
Vladranov: Why don’t you just get on with it?
Random person: Yes! Get on with it!
Orima: When did we start ripping off Monty Python skits?
Random people: Get on with it!
Crazy Ivan: Alright fine, a guy tries to make a few laughs and what does it get him? Fucking hypocritical nacho eating hippies . . .
Batman and Robin are climbing up a wall. Batman is behind Robin with his arms around the boy’s waist.
“I’m touching your dick!” exclaimed Batman. Da na na na na na na, Fwap! Pow! Zoom!
“Jesus saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots, he scores! And the crowd goes wild!” announced Marv Albert
Fat guy from before, “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.”
Another record screech
Crazy Ivan: Well, enough of that, I will now begin the fan fictional proceedings.”
Initiating text based transmission broadcast.
A small round creature with a spear waddled back and forth over a series of blocks that were suspended over a bottomless chasm. It looked up in horror. The last thing it saw before slipping into death’s cold embrace, was two massive flaps that made up one gigantic ass.
Wario landed on the creature, smashing it flat as paper. He stood up and posed.
“ Ho ho, it’s a me, Wario! Heh heh heh heh!”
Using the jet booster that rose from a block he landed on, the warrior flew across the pit, landing on the other side.
Another creature waddled over to the flattened one just in time to hear the fallen comrade’s last words.
“Tell my wife,” the creature gasped, “ I love her.” With his last words spoken, he faded away into oblivion.
Using his massive body, Wario crushed through four bricks walls with a single charge. The last wall he went through put him at his final battle destination.
Captain Syrup was in Wario’s big over stuffed bed, with her pantaloons on the floor. Her shirt was hanging from the left bottom foot post. Her face was screwed in a clench of raw pleasure as she furiously pounded the end of a syrup bottle into her sopping slit over and over.
Wario’s eyes became fixated on her huge bouncing breasts.
“Oh ho!” he uttered before launching himself into the air. In one swift motion, his clothing was gone and he landed right on the off guard Captain. He sat perfectly on top of her, his thick shaft sliding right between her ample bosom.
Captain Syrup was too lost in a lusty haze to know what was going on, but she knew there was now a huge dick between her boobs, and she could only think of one thing to do. She wrapped her lips around the head and began to suck. Her tongue ran up and down the bulging vein and she would occasionally graze her teeth along it. All the while continuing to ram the syrup bottle inside of her.
Wario took a hold of her tits, and began to squeeze them, he kneaded the nipples, and began to move her bust back and forth against his shaft.
He felt in heaven, her soft skin and her expert mouth almost made him burst instantly.
For three agonizing hours he fought back the urge to come, all the while Syrup rode out four orgasms, the bed now soaked with her oddly very sticky juices. Her cunt could take no more, so instead of pounding the bottle inside of her, she began to squeeze and massage Wario’s sack with both hands.
His eyes froze wide open and time seemed to stop for a moment. He thought he was going to explode.
“Uh oh,” he groaned, and indeed he did.
The entire castle shook violently, every window burst out as every nook and cranny was filled with an ocean of white goo. The land ran white with spooge.
Wario was imbedded in the far wall, still dripping from his limp member.
“Mama mia,” he groaned.
Where the bed was, a mound of seed now stood. It blinked several times. It was like a blob of white goo with eyes. The fluid slowly dripped off, to reveal Captain Syrup, completely covered in spunk. She coughed up several globs of cum, and gasped for air. She tried to say something, but globs of spunk in her hair dropped on her lips. She sat silent for a moment. Just as she was about to say something, a helicopter caught her in a net, and whisked her away.
It had a big, red M on it.
Mario turned and winked down at Wario before proudly proclaiming, “It’s a me a, Mario!”
He then turned to Syrup and said, “I am a plumber!”
Syrup grinned seductively and spread her legs. “I hope you came to fix my trap,” she cooed in a playful, innocent tone.
Mario grinned and replied, “Let me a get my snake!”
ZIIIP
END OF FANFICTION
A/N
Well, that’s that. I was playing the first Wario World game one day for my old game boy, and it randomly hit me as an idea.
Now that it’s over with, drop me a review, tell me what you think, and for god sakes get a towel to clean up that mess.
Ivan out.
PS, this fan fiction was actually written several years before I became a member at AFF, and I just recently found it, and with a little friendly motivation, was typed up and written.