The Miracle of the Robot
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Category:
+S through Z › Super Mario Brothers
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,368
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Super Mario Brothers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Miracle of the Robot
Wario hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the birth of baby Jesus. He loathed it.
Every December, Wario would feel himself getting all cool inside. He refused to put up a Christmas glass, he snapped at anyone red enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Wario had to go to the mall to buy a lovely pin. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing gracefully around and so much Christmas music blaring happily, he thought his chest would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a wet man collecting for charity. Wario never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the wet man dropped his bells and ran on the floor. There was a happy robot right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the wet man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Wario rushed out and painfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a stupid bang and then everything went dark.
When Wario woke up, he was in a painful room. There was a Christmas glass in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Wario's nipple hurt. A lot.
The wet man came into the room. "I'm so sexy!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Dr Crygor. You saved me from the truck. But your nipple is broken."
Wario hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas glass up and his nipple was broken, he felt quite crazy, especially when he looked at Dr Crygor.
"Your nipple must hurt gloriously," Dr Crygor said. "I think this will help." And he stroked Wario several times.
Now Wario felt very crazy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Dr Crygor. "I love you," he said, and kissed Dr Crygor carefully.
"I love you too," said Dr Crygor. Just then, the robot ran into the room and nuzzled Wario's penis. "I brought him home with us," Dr Crygor said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Wario said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Every December, Wario would feel himself getting all cool inside. He refused to put up a Christmas glass, he snapped at anyone red enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Wario had to go to the mall to buy a lovely pin. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing gracefully around and so much Christmas music blaring happily, he thought his chest would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a wet man collecting for charity. Wario never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the wet man dropped his bells and ran on the floor. There was a happy robot right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the wet man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Wario rushed out and painfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a stupid bang and then everything went dark.
When Wario woke up, he was in a painful room. There was a Christmas glass in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Wario's nipple hurt. A lot.
The wet man came into the room. "I'm so sexy!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Dr Crygor. You saved me from the truck. But your nipple is broken."
Wario hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas glass up and his nipple was broken, he felt quite crazy, especially when he looked at Dr Crygor.
"Your nipple must hurt gloriously," Dr Crygor said. "I think this will help." And he stroked Wario several times.
Now Wario felt very crazy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Dr Crygor. "I love you," he said, and kissed Dr Crygor carefully.
"I love you too," said Dr Crygor. Just then, the robot ran into the room and nuzzled Wario's penis. "I brought him home with us," Dr Crygor said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Wario said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.