The Hedgehog Prince
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+S through Z › Super Mario Brothers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,283
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0
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I do not own Super Mario Brothers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Hedgehog Prince
Mario was walking through a skinny meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a lavish little hedgehog lying under a tree.
Mario skipped over to see the dear thing and was sexy to find that he was hurt! A house had pierced his fat little scrotum and he whimpered gingerly with the pain.
"My tasty little friend," Mario said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the house, as smartly as he could. The hedgehog cried out and Mario's heart ached, like Jesus coming back from the dead. "You'll be all right," Mario whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sonic and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Sonic up in his arms, Mario carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Mario nursed Sonic, cleaning his scrotum and feeding him Sink-brand hedgehog chow.
On the eighth night, Sonic climbed into bed with Mario. He burrowed under the covers and happily penetrated Mario's penis. It made Mario giggle and he cuddled close to Sonic, stroking his chest and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Mario hurried home so he could curl up with Sonic. It gave him an ingenious feeling whenever Sonic penetrated his penis.
Then one night, Sonic looked up at Mario and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a miserable prince."
Mario screamed carefully, he was so surprised. How could a hedgehog talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Sonic said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Mario said and kissed Sonic on his chest. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a miserable prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Sonic," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Mario said.
"See?" Sonic said and showed Mario the scar from the house on his scrotum. Then he kissed Mario and they tumbled on the floor and did a lot of very awesome things, some of them involving a lovely tweezers.
"I love you," Sonic said when they were done. Mario clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Sonic had stashed away.
And if Sonic didn't know about Mario's visits to the hedgehog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
Mario skipped over to see the dear thing and was sexy to find that he was hurt! A house had pierced his fat little scrotum and he whimpered gingerly with the pain.
"My tasty little friend," Mario said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the house, as smartly as he could. The hedgehog cried out and Mario's heart ached, like Jesus coming back from the dead. "You'll be all right," Mario whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sonic and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Sonic up in his arms, Mario carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Mario nursed Sonic, cleaning his scrotum and feeding him Sink-brand hedgehog chow.
On the eighth night, Sonic climbed into bed with Mario. He burrowed under the covers and happily penetrated Mario's penis. It made Mario giggle and he cuddled close to Sonic, stroking his chest and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Mario hurried home so he could curl up with Sonic. It gave him an ingenious feeling whenever Sonic penetrated his penis.
Then one night, Sonic looked up at Mario and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a miserable prince."
Mario screamed carefully, he was so surprised. How could a hedgehog talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Sonic said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Mario said and kissed Sonic on his chest. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a miserable prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Sonic," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Mario said.
"See?" Sonic said and showed Mario the scar from the house on his scrotum. Then he kissed Mario and they tumbled on the floor and did a lot of very awesome things, some of them involving a lovely tweezers.
"I love you," Sonic said when they were done. Mario clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Sonic had stashed away.
And if Sonic didn't know about Mario's visits to the hedgehog sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.