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Oh...no please :(

By: anawesomeblossom
folder Zelda › General
Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda game series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Oh...no please :(

Written for The Legend of Zelda Anonymous Kink Meme hosted by Yubberducky over on Livejournal, though lol no one requested this exactly. I was actually writing just to see how much I could fit in...
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Stealing themselves away into the thicket, Link and Ilia plopped themselves onto the grass and rolled around. Immediately, Link began slobbering all over Ilia's face - a reminder for her of his wish to cum all over her face.

Ilia got down on her hands and knees, and Link shoved his tongue into her anus. "Oh honey," she cooed, "hold on! It's coming!" And with that she delivered a hot, steaming poo baby onto Link's eager tongue.

"Ilia, it's beautiful!" Link exclaimed as he cradled the poo baby, slathering it all over his chest. "I'm so proud of you, dear!" Then he got on his back and let Ilia straddle his face.

"Are you ready for it?" she smirked sultrily, excited by seeing her poo baby on his face.

Link fingered her, and as he did so her knees squeezed the side of his neck so hard to the point he thought his head would pop off. He was having trouble breathing, and when he thought he was going to black out, he felt relieving, toxic liquid hit into his eager tongue.

Ilia sighed dreamily (thinking of Beth naked in the shower) as Link continued to finger her (despite seeing spots from lack of oxygen) and she peed into his mouth. Suddenly, Link's fingers stopped, and she looked down to find him dead...suffocated from lack of oxygen and drowned by her urine.

Still, she was not deterred; immediately she switched over to hop onto his dead penis and ride her way to victory.

And then she fucked a squirrel.