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Five Minutes of Vanilla

By: anawesomeblossom
folder Zelda › General
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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda game series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Five Minutes of Vanilla

PLOT SPOILERS for Phantom Hourglass up to slightly after the FOURTH DUNGEON. Drabble written in five minutes to the prompt "vanilla". The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is property of Nintendo and co.
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When the kid and his glowing fuzzball are asleep in the hull, the captain steals the stone princess to the deck for some moonlight loving.

He grips her firmly, though she is firm herself so she does not notice; a hollow shell of her self, she notices nothing, and that is why he is caressing her cheek tenderly. Laying her down to the deck gently, somewhat of a mockery of their first "meeting", he positions her face up and then draws circles around that delicate, exquisite "o" shape of her hardened lips. He can see that her teeth are covered by her lips which are sufficiently widened from fear so he knows he should have no problem.

The captain pauses once to listen for the kids below, and when he reassures himself that all he can hear is the gentle noise of the ocean, he unbuckles his belt. His pants drop to the floor, and his belt buckle clanks quietly, but he knows the kid has had a rough day and won't wake up easily. He takes out his floppy cock and pumps it while thinking of how wonderful this is going to feel, especially as he hasn't managed to get himself laid since that kid showed up.

Hard as her, he kneels over and guides his member into her open mouth until he can't anymore. Her mouth isn't as soft as a real, live woman, but it will do. It does feel a bit squishy, though, like a vanilla creme pie...

He pauses in disturbance and quickly removes himself, taking a finger and swiping her hardened mouth. To his utter horror, a sticky, milky substance coats his finger.

Angrily the captain puts his pants back on and mutters, "Fucking pervert kid..."


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I have no idea what's wrong with me...