Sonic MST Festival

Sonic MST Festival.

Warning: I own nobody in this MST, or MST itself! THIS MST CONTAINS SEX AND VIOLENCE, so.........


ADULTS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!

Our opening scene cuts to Cloud socking Cait Sith for calling him a cum guzzling vagina.
Cait Sith: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! IM GONNA SMACK YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Please i could kick your fucking ass, besides that moogle would never kick my ass ( The moogle then kicks his ass)
Cait Sith: Take that you cocksucker. ( Cloud gets up and pulls out his sword.) Hey i was only kidding.......
( Barret walks in with Krusty, Meatwad, Solid Snake, and Jay
Jay:( Pointing at Cloud) Your such a fucking pussy.
Cloud:( Pokes Jay with his finger) Look who's talking. What the hell are you all doing here anyway?
Krusty: We have another fanfic to review, and its by the him/her who did that Shadow/Amy Fanfic.
Cloud: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not that, anything but that.
Barret: How bad could it be?
Solid Snake: I hope this is not "at the carrot patch" bad?
Meatwad: WOW!!!!!
( Krusty walks up to the tv and puts the DVD in.)
Jay: Aw fuck, previews
( Krusty Presses the Menu buttion on the remote, then he presses start.)

Disclaimer: I do not own the game that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Meatwad: DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Shut the hell up meatman!

Bloody Domination

Solid Snake: Oh this is not good
Barret: Nothing is good from Harley
Jay: This shit might be pretty sweet? Well can it?

Co-Written By Harley Quinn hyenaholic and Terminus Est

Cloud: Looks like Harley's got some help.
Barret: Like thats gonna help.
Cait Sith: Double the suck.

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Harley: Neither Terminus or me own Shadow, or any Sega characters, and we are only borrowing them. I’m sure Shadow would never do anything like this after he fell to Earth. It’s nasty, but that’s why it’s here in AFF…

Jay: Nasty?

Terminus: Warning: I asked Harley to make Shadow really evil. So that’s what he’s going to be. If you don’t like reading about torture and rape and gory murder, I advise you to click on the back button and read something else. Right now. In fact, leave this site altogether.

Solid Snake: Oh........... SHIT FUCKING SHITTY SHIT SHIT!
Meatwad: I don't like were this is going.
Jay: How bad could this really be?
Solid Snake: Really Bad.

Harley: If you think we’re sick for writing this, if you feel your soul crumbling as you read it, if you find it as arousing as a boot to your sexual organs, if you say that Shadow is completely Out Of Character and would never do all this stuff… you’re right!

Cloud: From the get go this is starting out bad.
Jay: Yes i agree with you there. You pussy!

~~~

Chapter One: Phone Call

Cait Sith: RING RING RING RING

Sonic was lying in his bed, just being lazy, while Tails was reading a book in an armchair next to the bed. The TV was on to MTV or some other crappy channel that they weren't listening to, and the volume was turned down. It was 8:30 in the evening, and all was well. Mostly well. He was still thinking about the ARK, just a couple of months ago… no matter how hard he tried, he could never get Shadow’s expression out of his mind.

Meatwad: He's spanking it.
Cloud: WITH TAILS IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a sick freak.
Jay: Jerking off to My Chemical Romance, what a fag.

Shadow had wanted to die. He’d wanted to give up his life for Maria. It was just that Sonic could never understand why anybody would give up their life so willingly…

Solid Snake: It could be worse, like watching Rocky Balboa.
Cait Sith: Maybe Shadow was in Rocky Balboa?
Krusty:( Sarcasticly) Har Har.

“Hey, Sonic!” Tails’ voice woke him out of his stupor, “The phone’s ringing! It’s right next to you!”

Cloud: When was the last time you heard a phone ring?

Finally, Sonic heard the phone ringing on the nightstand next to him. He sat up, stretched, yawned and picked the phone up, “Hello?” he mumbled, “Who is it?”

Meatwad: Donald Trump.
Cloud: Why would Trump call?
Meatwad: I have no fucking clue, maybe its the Walt Disney.

"Hello, Sonic," the caller replied. No further information was forthcoming, but the blue hedgehog could hear soft breathing on the other end.

Cait Sith:( Sonic) Get a life you fucking weirdo!
Jay: 1-900-Dirtyhedgehog
Meatwad:(Holding a phone) Whats that number again?

"Uh, hey," Sonic said, feeling a little creeped out by the tone of the caller's voice. It was strangely familiar, "Who is it?" he asked again.

Krusty: That guy from Scream.
Jay: Too old of a fucking refrence.
Cloud: Its Golbez!
Cait Sith: Naaaaaaa Golbez sounds like he's stoned all the time.

"That's for you to know and me to find out," the caller chuckled. It was not a nice sound.

Meatwad: The new Kevin Federline Album.
Krusty: Hah Hah, too fucking easy.

"I - I don't understand what you mean," said Sonic, feeling very uncomfortable, "What do you want?"

Jay: Beer
Cait Sith: PORNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret:(Looking at Cait) Shut the fuck up, you dumb fucking perverted dip shit. ( Walks up to Cait Sith) You Little.....
THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay:(Nelson from The Simpsons.) Haw Haw

“Who is it?” Tails asked.

Cloud: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I don’t know,” Sonic turned away from the phone, to Tails, "But whoever he is, he’s giving me the creeps," he said.

Jay: Its that creep congressman from floreda!
Meatwad: Or Micheal Jackson.

"I heard that," the voice snapped, "I'm just calling to see how you are," the caller told him, "Still breathing? All limbs attached? Still everybody's favourite hero?" the caller sounded slightly resentful at this.

Cloud: Cause he's stoned, thats why.
Meatwad: On what?
Jay: Weed, You stupid motherfucker.
Meatwad: Fuck You asshole ( Jay gets pissed)

“Knuckles?” Sonic hazarded, "Is that you?"

Jay: No!!!!!!! Its Super Mario, you dumb motherfucker!

“Don’t be stupid, why would that dumbass red idiot call you?” the voice sneered.

Cloud: Vegeta?????????
Barret: Goku??????????
Meatwad: Fuck!

"I don't know what your problem is, but it's late at night and you're disturbing my nap time," said Sonic, his unease turning into annoyance, "Either start making sense or leave me alone." Sonic wondered who this mystery caller was and what issue he had. The caller was probably just trying to stir up trouble. But he did have a frightening confidence in his voice.

Cait Sith: Like he's spanking it to monkey/goat/dog porno.
Krusty: Ha Ha he.

"Oh, I was just calling to ask a question," the caller even sounded as if they were grinning, "Who is your very best friend in the whole world?"

Cloud: ME YOU FUCKWAD!!!!
Jay: Shut your fatass up
Krusty: He's grinning cause he just cut his dick.

"My buddy Tails right here," said Sonic, beaming as he scratched the young fox behind the ears. His tone of voice hardened once more. "And if you plan on doing anything to him, think again. I've got his back, and the only way to him is through me. Now leave me alone!"

Meatwad:(Sonic) Or i will rip your cock off, and ram it up your ass!
Jay: Gay!
Barret: Now shut the hell up, or i will smack your fucking ass!

Tails drew his knees up and looked around nervously. "Sonic, I'm scared," he said, his eyes darting between the bedroom window and Sonic. "You'll protect me, right?"

Jay:(Sonic) Hell no, you gay fruit.

"Of course, Tails," said Sonic. "I'd never let anything happen to you. This guy is full of crap, and if he wants trouble, I'll give it to him." He began to lower the receiver down towards the hook when he heard the caller speak again.

Cait Sith: And starts jerking it. ( Starts trustsing like a sex crazed moron.) Whoooooooo hooooooooooooooo MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Barret: Cait, Your a fucking idiot......... Now shut up!
Cait Sith: Then shut your fat ass up.
Barret:(Pissed off, cause Cait Sith is acting like a asshole) I SAID, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSHOLE BITCH!

"Pfft... you've got lots of friends, haven't you?" the voice said, "That stupid echidna... that dumb pink hedgehog bitch... you can't watch all their backs all the time..."

Krusty: Shoot her in the pussy then, you fuckheads.

"Wait," said Sonic. "How the hell do you know all this? Who are you? And who said Amy was my friend? Are you a stalker?"

Cait Sith: This Guy sounds like he's jacking it, cause he's gay. Sonic is gay too.
Solid Snake: Sonic is gay, he likes pounding rump.

"Yeah, you've always had friends... you're really good at making friends... and that's one skill you're going to regret having..." the voice had become an ominous growl, "As for who I am... you can just call me some guy that Hell spit back out..."

Meatwad: Wait this is getting scary????????? Hello?
Barret: BOO MOTHERFUCKER
Meatwad: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!
Jay: What a fucking pussy bitch, meatman gotta scarred like a fucking pussy
Meatwad: You stupid bitch, you suck fucking dicks. Dick breath.

"Wait," said Sonic. "Run that by me again? Are you saying you're dead?"

Cloud:(Voice on phone) No im saying.............. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS SUCK MY BIG GIANT PENIS!
Solid Snake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I used to be..." the caller laughed.

Jay: Giant penis? Your a cocksucker Cloud.
Cloud: Shut up you little bitch!

If I didn't know better, I’m sure I remember hearing that voice once before, thought Sonic, "Who the hell are you?!" he asked.

Jay:(Voice on phone) My name is Hugh Jass.
Solid Snake: Or Mr Mike Rotch

There was no answer this time. Only a click, and the sound of the dial tone as the caller hung up.

Cloud: He's gonna put the phone up his ass
Cait Sith: Then.......... SUCK IT!!!!

Sonic did not so much place the receiver down as drop it back onto the hook. His guts squirmed inside him. He would very much liked to think that the caller was just some joker, but he didn’t like it. Maybe it was some nutcase who got off on giving people ominous threats. He didn’t like to think about the fact that they might actually be serious. Either way, he still didn't believe that this mystery caller was once dead. Nobody comes back from the dead. He'd never believed in heaven.

Cait Sith: I bet Sonic is getting off on this?
Solid Snake: But there's no cock!
Barret: Sonic sucks it all the time.

Tails looked at him, noticing his distress. "Sonic?" the fox said. "Are you all right?"

Cait Sith:(Sonic) SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Jay: Tails is a fag.

"I suppose," said Sonic. "The guy on the phone really creeps me out. He identified all my friends, started talking about how he was coming for them. I swear, if I see this guy, I'll give him a reason not to screw with me." He sighed. For the first time in many months, he felt genuinely afraid. Afraid for Tails. Afraid for Knuckles. And although he would never have admitted it to anybody else, afraid for Amy.

Cloud: Cause Amy is a crazy psycho bitch. And her pussy smells like dead fish.
Krusty: Now thats fucking nasty!
Solid Snake: Nothing nastyer then stinky pussy.

~~~

Quite a long way away, a black and red hedgehog smirked at the payphone he'd just hung up on. He still had about twenty bucks left from the old man whose neck he'd broken yesterday though... plenty of money for more threatening phone calls. He started to pick absentmindedly at the scars on his body, and grinned, wondering who he was going to torture first.

Solid Snake: Sonic, with the pipe in the hall way.
Krusty: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, CLUE!!!!!!!!!!
Meatwad: Mr Mustard is gonna kill Sonic!
Cloud: Shut up Meatwad.

Sonic deserved it, he thought to himself angrily. That smug, arrogant piece of shit-for-brains faker? Let him drop? Did he think that falling through the atmosphere was going to slow down the Ultimate Lifeform?

Barret: Lets shoot Sonic with a nail gun to his brain.
Meatwad:(Singing) Then slice his cock, and chop his balls.

But getting Sonic was too... too simple. All he had to do was turn up on the bastard's doorstep and snap his neck. Way too easy. If he really wanted to hurt the guy, he had to hit him where it hurt... all those friends of his who'd dared to get in his way. Friends... he'd never quite had the knack of making friends.

Cloud: That's cause he's a asshole, you stupid dipshit!
Solid Snake:(Sonic) And then i'll rip his nuts and dick off! THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING BITCH CAUSE IM SONIC FUCK HEDGEHOG!!!!
Barret: Sure, why not.

Wiping out everybody Sonic had ever cared for sounded like a really good way to get even.

Cait Sith: Sonic whipped his ass at Super Smash Brothers Melee.

Wiping out the friends of Sonic’s friends as well sounded even better.

Cait Sith: Ok, thats a little extreme.
Barret: Shut up Cait.

With a small shudder of anticipation, he made his way back to the dirty cellar in the abandoned house that compromised of his lodgings.

Jay: At lest its better then a Motel Six.
Cloud: Who is this guy, Spongebob?

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Terminus: Now you can say what you like about us, but whatever you say, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Barret: How can it get worse?
Solid Snake: No way this can be worse then "at the carrot patch", nothing can be that bad.
Cloud: Could it?

Harley: All flames will be left in so that people can laugh at them. Next chapter it starts getting UGLY.
Disclaimer: I do not own the game that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Cait Sith:(Starts typeing down on Adultfanfiction.net) Lets see.......... what do i think of this fanfic?
Cloud: Har har Cait........
DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Is sitting next to Krusty, who is sitting by Jay.
Krusty: The hell is up with this fanfic, i mean come on.
Cloud: What did Terminus mean by "Don't say we didn't warn you." tell me?
Barret: Don't know man, but it could be bad?
Out of know were Cid comes downstairs.
Cid: YOU MOTHEFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! WERE'S MY FUCKING BEER YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SHITLICKING BUTTFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Shut your fucking mouth you dumb asshole.
Cid: Well then were's my booze, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE'S MY FUCKING BOOZE NOW!!!!!!!!
Jay:(Giving Cid the finger) Fuck you!
Cid:(Pointing at Cloud) WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FAGGOT!!!!
Cloud: Nothing. ( Starts Chuckling) Your so fucking stupid. you dumbass!
Cid: FUCK ALL YOU SHITSUCKING CUM DRINKING DICKSUCKER ASSHOLE COCKSUCKING DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU......
Jay And Cid beating the shit out of eachother.
Solid Snake: How long is this gonna last?
Cait Sith: An hour at least.
Barret picks up Cid, and walk up stairs.
Cid's Voice: WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS YOU FATFUCK SHITSUCKING BUTTFUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!!
Jay: Go fuck yourself you asshole. ( Looking at Cloud) What a dick.
Cait Sith: Well then, back to the fanfic.