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Twisted Metal: Fan-fiction verse in a nutshell.

By: siva
folder +S through Z › Twisted Metal
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own the game that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Twisted Metal: Fan-fiction verse in a nutshell.

I am not finished with this masterpiece yet. There are not many Twisted Metal fanfics on this site at all. It is such a great game and everyone should play it. There is more story to it than many realize. Here is what a fanfic, on this site, about Twisted Metal would, I mean, should be. It is all very canon.

90s guitar is screeching rangatangtang baaaang whammy bam bam rrrrrRrrngngrrRRRRRRrr

axel wheels down the speedway screaming "father father you will pay" he presses x and shoots people with machine guns attached to either of his arms but gets hit by minion the tank he presses buttons rapidly but cannot escape so his body is ro[[ed out and his nlimbs ripped off he screamed and was torn apart his giant wheels blowing up his head getting rolled under a tractor remembering his secretly gay past with sweet tooth


sweet tooth speeds down the highway with three children in the back of his ice cream truck he laughs manically as he serves into minion but minion is a big tank so he explodes sweet tooth and three children fly out and land on pedestrians their bombvests go off and everyone is killed minion drives past the wreckage continuing in pursuit of twister who had really nice tits and he cannot wait to see her again "maybe if i corner her under the eifel tower" he plots

also then there is grasshopper grasshopperingg around in her dune buggy she jumps atop a french pedestrian mime crying inside her robot eyes thinking father why father why the angst builds up and she uses her special attack against mr. slam because he's such a cocksucker to fight and she hates him a lot she must win this tournament to blow her dad i mean blow up her dad for the LAPD

mr. slam jumbled around the stickshift in his construction vehicle shoved up his anus tightly as he rambunctiously screams aloud yes yes yes higher higher i must be higher i am an anal god i am an anal god slam you slam you unfortunately in his moment of blissful soulful pleasure minion the tank comes by and runs him over his car explodes and he loses his last life he dies deadfully and never comes back again he is out of the tournament this means his ending will not happen

pressing square roadkill the bum speeds forward but is distracted by a gangbang in an alley he stops and gets out of his red car pressing the break button on his psx controller then he runs into the alleyway this is where M/M/F begins because now he is three-banging a fat hooker so while he is distracted minion comes by and smash his car too so roadkill is out of the tournament he loses

minion is on a roll... will minion win against grasshopper and sweet tooth? then who will win who will win twisted metal who will get their wish granted for now the game is paused.... next chapters coming soon....