MST of "Enter Zelda"

Ok, people, my second MST! I got enough positive (I think…) reviews to inspire me to continue my MST-ing. I, of course realize that some of the content in my old MST just….wasn’t funny. I’m going to try harder this time. However, it ain’t easy, I’m just starting out. Please review.

Note: I started this a while back and just remembered about it and finished it. This story is not for the faint of heart, and contains scenes of incest, child sex, and possible rape.

At the end of the actual story, it is stated, “Feel free to repost.” So I did.

Cork: Hello, guys! Ready for our next fic?

Zelda: (pulling on restraints) LET…ME…OUTTA HERE!

Link: Don’t be like that, Zelda. Just sit back and watch.

Saria: What could these fics be doing to my young mind?

**The Video Gamer's Sex Stories
Volume 15 - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time - "Enter Zelda"

Zelda: Me?

Link: This ought to be good.

Saria: It sounds so formal. “And now, it is time again for the Video Gamer’s Sex Stories, Volume XV.”

**"Yes, yes!" the King of Hyrule called out, noticing his daughter
appear in the doorway of his great hall. "Come here, Zelda!"

Cork: Hehehehe “great hall.”

Saria: So immature.

Link: Hehehehe “Come here.”

Zelda: Men….

**The princess of his kingdom, a young girl at the tender age of
eight,

Saria: Wait, slow down! EIGHT?!?!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?!

Link: Hahahahahaha! This is even worse than that “Aryll” fic!

**came striding gracefully down the carpeted passage, beaming
broadly at the excitement of being called before her father.

Zelda: This…this can’t be…

Link: Hey, cheer up! Maybe it’s just a Prologue.

**"What do
you want, daddy?"

Cork: Well, it’s an adult fiction so I think I may know what he wants.

Saria: ANOTHER Incest Fic?

Cork: Incest is easy to mock.

Zelda: But at the age of eight?

Cork: Even easier to mock.

**she asked angelly, ly,

Cork: Ok, One: Angelly isn’t a word. And Two: The extra “ly” doesn’t make it any MORE of a word.

**bounding jubilantly back and
forth on her heels.

Link: Wow, Zelda. You sure were a happy child. What happened?

Zelda: I met you.

**"Actually, I'm a bit worried about you, my dear." the monarch said
in a suddenly serious tone.

Saria: (as the King) “I don’t think you’ve been getting enough sex as of late.”

Cork: How can he turn SUDDENLY serious when he hasn’t said anything before that?

**"You've been hanging out with that Kokiri
boy a lot lately.

Link: Me? Is he talking about me?

Zelda: He can’t be. We met when we were, like, ten. Besides, we only met twice.

**I need to make sure he's not doing anything improper
with you,

Link: Of course, at the age of eight, I was still a sex machine.

**so if you'll please take off your panties and pull your skirt
up..."

Cork: Time now for the beginning of an underage incest fic.

Zelda: Why can’t we make fun of NORMAL fics…

Cork: Normal fics just aren’t as fun as these. You weren’t complaining when Link and Aryll were in the fic.

Zelda: Yes I was!

Cork: Good point..

**But..." Zelda whispered, her cheeks flaring brightly.

Link: Hehehe, “Butt” “Cheeks”

**"I'll be
naked... they'll see my privates!"

Cork: (as Hylian Guard) “Nonsense. Oh, and these cameras are actually state-of-the-art defense weaponry.”

**She glanced around worriedly,
noticing the many guards around her.

Link: (as Hylian Guard) “Our duty is to protect the royal twat!”

**None of the, though, seemed to
care about seeing a bashful kid revealing her vagina,

Cork: Of course, the “thoughs” happen to be a race that doesn’t care about sexual undertakings.

Link: So begins the bad grammar barrage.

**even though some
in the land would pay a golden rupee to see the princess unclothed.

Saria: WHAT?!?! She’s only EIGHT YEARS OLD.

Cork: Hyrule has some very interesting characters.

Link: Like the Happy Mask Guy.

Cork: He’d pay a few golden Rupees.

Zelda: Let’s change the subject.

**"Oh, there's no shame in letting anyone see something so
beautiful!"

Link: Beautiful? Well, I wouldn’t go THAT far…

Zelda: Well, looking at you ain’t a picnic, either.

Cork: Let’s change the subject again.

**the King replied, his tone obviously out of place for
someone supposed to watch and protect their offspring.

Link: Well, TECHNICALLY he IS watching her…

**"Now, just slide
them off quick..."

Cork: (as the King) “On second thought…take ‘em off nice and slow for me.”

Saria: That may have gone too far.

Cork: This whole fic goes too far.

**Zelda began undressing before he could finish,

Link: Showing a bit of eagerness, hm?

Zelda: Oh yes…I’m sure she just can’t WAIT to show her father.

Cork: (as Zelda) “Daddy, look how fast I can take my clothes off!”

**mortified, but not
knowing what else to do.

Zelda: Now, if it were the REAL me, I would’ve stabbed him right quick and taken the money.

Link: Not before nagging to him…

**Her pink slippers came off in a flash, showing
a determination to get this over with as quickly as possible.

Zelda: I can’t believe what I’m seeing…

Link: Quiet, Zelda! It’s getting interesting.

**With
agile movements, the princess managed to pull the violet tabard over
her head without disrupting her carefully folded headgear.

Cork: Of course, she’s a master at unclothing. It’s one of the things a princess must know.

**Then, after
pausing a moment to draw enough courage to continue, she slipped her
hands underneath the fluffy pink dress

Link: Here it comes…

Zelda: Nooo!

**and pulled down her underwear
before hiking the hem up past her waist.

Saria: It’s ok, Zelda. It’s all over now.

Zelda: Over? No…I’m afraid this may only be the beginning. (epic music plays)

**Her pussy was on glorious display at last,

Cork: “And the Gods sang out in chorus, for at last, the pussy of destiny was on glorious display.”

**quivering somewhat in
the cool air.

Cork: “And then, the destined pussy went on to quiver slightly, for a divine wind rushed through the-”

Link: Shut up. Now.

Cork: Meh.

**Zelda felt as if she'd rather let the dark man Ganon see
her like this instead of someone so familiar, but still her father
imposed.

Cork: Don’t you worry about that. There’s plenty of Ganon/Zelda fics out there.

Zelda: Gross! Why can’t we ever have a NORMAL Link/Zelda?

Cork: This is better MST material. Wait till you see the Epona/Gannon we have lined up next!

**"Come closer, please..." His Majesty commanded, beckoning her with
a quaking voice. "Let me get a good look."

** "Daddy, I'm embarrassed!" she with strong chagrin,

Link: (as King) “Well, you needn’t be. You’re only naked in front of the entire Hyrule Guard.”

** walking slowly
until he grabbed her bare legs and effortlessly hoisted her up on his
lap.

** Zelda let out a yelp of astonishment, but nothing else.

Cork: What else would she let out? Transmission fluids?

** "Don't be!" the aging ruler said comfortingly, looking directly
he her big, blue eyes for the first time.

Link: He Her? Like a Transsexual? This story just gets stranger, and stranger…

** "There's nothing wrong with
listening to your father!"

Cork: (as the King) “If I told you to put a paperclip in an electrical outlet, then DAMMIT you DO IT!”

Saria: (as the King) “And if I tell you that I am going to ram your vagina, then DAMMIT you don’t resist! OBEY! OBEY!”

** Still a little unsure, Zelda tried not to
watch as he pulled her robe up again, but curiosity forced a peek
anyway.

** "Perfectly pure." he remarked impressedly.

Cork: Somehow, he’s IMPRESSED that his EIGHT YEAR OLD daughter hasn’t gone through puberty?

Link: And people wonder why I always have to save this land. Our king sucks.

** "Not a hair to be found,
you're just as fresh as when you were born! And..."

Saria: (as the King) “Your penis seems to be in working order as well.”

Link: Whoa. Harsh.

Cork: Sick.

Zelda: Wait until YOU’RE in a fic. Payback’s a bitch.

** he paused,
extending two fingers to spread her fat lips apart, forcing a surprised
gasp from the exposed child.

Link: Hehehehe Zelda’s FAT.

Zelda: Yeah, well you might need to lay off the Lon Lon Milk, yourself, there.

** "Still intac wel well.

Cork: Yuo ned too gow bak 2 lnguage school

Zelda: Ore get sum SplelCheek.

** You must be so
proud to finally be old enough!"

Saria: When you’re EIGHT, what exactly are you old enough to do?

Cork: Ride a pony?

Link: Lick a lollipop?

Saria: (sarcastically) Ha ha.

** "Old enough for what?" she asked quizzically, bouncing up
momentarily as her sire shifted in his chair.

Saria: Zelda was rather bouncy as a child.

Link: She still is. ^_^

Zelda: Speaking of which…

Cork: SHUT UP!

** "To succeed your late mother as my Queen!"

Cork: W

Saria: T

Link: F

** the doddering figure
announced happily, not noticing his little girl's lack of excitement.

Link: Doddering? What the hell does THAT mean?

Cork: Not sure. I think it’s like “bumbling.”

Saria: Try “completely retarded.” Works with the context clues.

** "We merely need to consummate in order to make the bond complete."

Cork: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF LAW IS THAT?!?!?

Link: If I had to guess…I’d say a King would’ve suggested that one.

** "Come... soon?" Zelda asked innocently, sensually juxtaposition the
words.

Cork: No words can properly describe the lack of grammar that phrase had.

Zelda: I don’t even know what juxtaposition means!

Saria: I doubt that anyone does.

Link: Lol, she said “come” rofl.

** "What does that mean?"

Link: It means that this fic is about to take off…

Zelda: In the wrong direction.

** "Well..." the jubilant sovereign began, his smile growing wide as
possible.

Link: How has this guy stayed the King of Hyrule?

Cork: He’s the KING, not the PRESIDENT. You can’t expel him.

Zelda: We COULD always kill him.

Link: Yeah!

Saria: Um…guys…this is a fic…we don’t HAVE to kill the king….hello?

** "It means I have to put THIS..." he made a swipe of his hand,
and a large fleshy rod emerged from his lap.

Everyone: (covers eyes) OH, THAT’S SICK!

** "Into THAT!" With another
flick, he pointed his penis towards her tiny slit, nearly erupting all
over her unused crack on the spot

Link: He flicks his fingers and his dick moves? Now THAT’S talent.

** "But I'm too small!" the diminutive youngster pointed out,

Saria: But I thought her lips were FAT!

** spreading her legs unconsciously to prove it. "You'll never be able to
put that inside me!"

Cork: (as the King) “That’s quite alright, Zelda. It’ll stretch! And, of course if it doesn’t and I rip you apart, I’m sure I have many love children out there somewhere.”

** The bulging head did indeed dwarf her kiddy hole,
but it did not appear to concern the royal male one bit.

Saria: Heh. “Kiddy hole.” It sounds like some kind of child’s ride at an amusement park.

Cork: Come one! Come all! Everyone has to get into the “Kiddy Hole!”

** "Wonot,not, my child!"

Cork: ….What?

** His Highness said, cheerfully irresponsible.

** He lifted her small frame easily, positioning his baby's unbloomed
flower over the spike protruding from his crotch.

Link: Well, that’s a little weird. They use all this wordplay for Zelda’s privates, and then for the King, it’s just a spike.

Saria: Yeah… Spike isn’t a very friendly word.

Zelda: Well, the king ain’t bein’ too friendly right now..

**"You should feel
honored, darling. Very few daughters get to be loved by their fathers
this way!"

Cork: Well, that’s an…interesting way to put it……

**"Ow!" cried Zelda, shuddering naively as the shaft began to
penetrate her virginity.

Link: Can someone explain to me the art of “shuddering naively.”

Cork: Many have claimed that it couldn’t be done, that it was a scientific impossibility, but research and science has advanced enough to show that one cane, indeed shudder naively. Rejoice.

**"It hurts, daddy! Stop it, please!"

Cork: I’m…ah…not sure what to say…

**Remarkably, she remained holding the garment to her waist, so
everything happening could still be seen by both lovers.

Saria: LOVERS?!?! No, what we’re witnessing is more like RAPE.

**"I... can't..." lamented her father, unable to stop himself from
banging his own kid.

Cork: (as the king) “I…can’t stop incest raping my child in front of dozens of witnesses… by the way, Fred, are you getting all this on footage?”

**"You're so warm and tight, the best I've ever
had!"

Cork: (as the King) “MUCH better than your mother when SHE was 8!”

**"Please, take it out, it's splitting me open!"

Cork: I think we’re gonna leave that one alone. Agreed?

Everyone Else: Agreed.

**she begged
piteously, squinching cutely as her hymen was taken away.

Cork: What the FUCK is “squinching?” And how does one go about doing so “cutely?”

Link: We go from the word piteously, used correctly, and a high-level grammatical word to “Squinching.”

**"I promise I
won't tell anyone... if you just stop!"

Cork: We’re leaving that one alone too.

**"Nonsense!" interrupted the King, finally seeing to his daughter's
weeping. You just need to be stretched a little, that's all.

Cork: This story SUCKS.

**I was
supposed to do this as soon as Hyrule was in danger of being without an
heir, but I think forcing myself upon you at six years old would have
been selfish.

Zelda: This raises some questions.

**Just put your hands on my shoulders, and push down as
hard as you can."

Link: What the hell kind of father does this sick shit?

**Okay..." the impaled princess reluctantly responded,

Saria: “Impaled,” eh? Well, that’s just interesting.

**grimacing as she complied. "I'll try."

Zelda: I have some serious issues with this fic.

Link: Naturally. I mean, you’re only being raped by your father at the age of eight. In the story, I mean.

**"That's a good girl." her dad replied, pushing down on her thighs
while watching the violated orifice continue to swallow his cock.

Link: Er…Swallow?

CorK: Yup. He was swallowed whole, never to be seen again.

**"Almost there..." he announced, seeing her protruding clit start to
touch his hilt.

Cork: Again with the sword metaphors. Calm down with this shit already.

**"Unnnngh..." Zelda cried loudly, feeling her inner walls rippling
defiantly against the invader.

Link: His dick can’t be THAT big.

**"It's hard... I feel so full!"

Link: Yeah, right. The King of Hyrule is NOT well-endowed like me.

Zelda: Suuuuuure….I know the TRUTH, buddy.

Link: That my cock is too much for you to handle?

Cork: I’m ending this conversation.

**By the
time she was done grimacing, though, her cunny had at last reached
Papa's lap.

Saria: Cunny? It sounds like a little British girl’s name.

Cork: COME to BED, young CUNNY. You don’t wanna SPILL your JUICES.

Zelda: Shut up.

**"I did it!" she shouted exuberantly, looking down at her
obscenely filled genitals. "You're all the way in!"

Link: “Obscenely filled?” This was DEFINITELY written by the King himself.

**"Of course I am, sweetie!" her father replied, leaning forward to
give his exultant progeny a sordid kiss on the lips.

Saria: Aren’t Dad-kisses usually on the cheek?

Link: Not my dad....hehe, just kidding.

Saria: That’s so wrong.

**"Now, we must do
it again!"

Zelda: Poor girl…

Link: Poor girl? Didn’t you hear the King? Few daughters get to be loved like that! You should be jealous!

**"No, daddy, please!" she suddenly exclaimed, hugging him tightly
even though his prick was still lodged in her belly.

Cork: What? Did he stab her in the stomach? This story’s just getting weirder and weirder.

**"Not again, it's
too big!"

Link: Again, the King is-

Everyone else: Link! SHUT UP!

Link: I could kill all of you right now.

**"I'm sorry..." the King went on, not paying any attention

Zelda: What a lovely father we have here.

Saria: Lots of people’s fathers don’t pay attention to them.

Cork: Like mine.

Saria: Well, that explains a lot.

Cork: I was kidding. I was beaten mercilessly as a child.

**as he
lifted her up before slamming all sixty pounds ban onn onto his tool.

Cork: Look, kids! It’s a bad grammar parade!

Zelda: Ah, look as they pass!

Link: Wave “hi,” kids! It’s not often that you see grammar this bad!

**"You're just too young for me to resist! I must continue until you're
oozing my white cream!"

Link: “Too young to resist?” Does that mean he’d like to go even YOUNGER?

Cork: Yep. He rapes babies too.

Saria: That may have taken it a bit too far.

**"Aaaaahhhhh!" Zelda moaned, aware of how much easier it was

Link: (as Zelda) “Hey…it’s pretty easy to be raped!”

**not
that her father had irrevocably rammed her young pussy open well before
its time.

Cork: Um… you mean BECAUSE her dad “rammed her young pussy,” right?

**"It still smarts..." she whined

Link: (as the King) “YOU SHUT YER GODDAMNED MOUTH! YOU ARE GONNA HAVE PREMATURE SEX WITH ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!”

**while forcibly riding her
older partner. "But now I'm starting to tingle..."

Cork: Mikey likes it.

**"That's just the beginning!" her debaucherous lover declared,
continuing to slam into his daughter with wild thrusts.

Link: (as the King) “This is only the beginning, Zelda! Imagine the ORGIES we could have!”

**"Soon you'll
have an orgasm, and your uterus will open up to let my sperm impregnate
you!"

Cork: And she’s supposed to understand that?

**"We're going to have a BABY?" the pint-sized female swooned,

Cork: Whatever happened to the “Stork” theory? She already knew about sex??

Saria: (as Zelda) “Oh yes! I can’t wait to push something the size of a FOOTBALL out of my vagina!”

**starting to push up and down so her vagina could stimulate the
pistoning dick faster.

Link: It’s every little girl’s dream and every adult male’s nightmare to have a baby.

**"I hope so!" Hyrule's majesty stated gaily,

Link: Except that guy. He hopes for his 8-year-old to get pregnant.

Cork: Sounds like some Jerry Springer stuff.

Link: Also, he’s gay.

Cork: Definate Jerry Springer stuff.

**helpless to but stare
at his child's bare slit as it moved up and down his affectionate pole.

Cork: I’ve heard dicks called many things.

Zelda: Stiff, long, steamy, fat, hard, boned, and hot are some.

Saria: Funkified, fluffy, extreme, flat, scruffy, crazy, and chewy were some “out there” descriptions.

Link: And let’s not forget hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting, and gross.

Cork: However, affectionate is a new one. Let’s use it in a sentence.

Link: My funkified, affectionate pole caused her to spontaneously combust.

Cork: ……..very good, Link. Let’s continue.

**“Ooohh, I can't wait!" cooed the immature female, delirious at the
prospect of making a new life even at such a tender age.

Cork: Ummm…after all that, I forgot what was going on up to this point.

Link: Just some bare slits on affectionate poles.

Cork: Right.

**"Do it now!
Make me have an... orgasm... so I can get pregnant!"

Link: That’s an order, soldier!

**"But honey..." stuttered the elder monarch. "I wanted to take my
time and really enjoy watching you bounce in my lap!"

Link: (as King) “I feel as though I’m losing control of this situation…”

Saria: Who’s the bitch NOW?

"No..." protested Zelda, now the only one making any effort to
fuck.

Cork: (as Zelda) “NO! WE MAKE BABY NOW!”

**"I'm starting to feel good now... please... I'll let you see me
take showers, I'll touch myself like the maids do when they think I'm
not looking, I'll even let you put your thing in me whenever you want!
Just please... put a baby in me!"

Cork: She knows WAY too much about sex and stuff.

**His Highness didn't have the heart to tell his beautiful girl that
her reproductive organs were far too undeveloped to nurture a child,

Link: Nah, he just wanted to keep going.

**but that didn't stop him from making sure her first time ended in the
most enjoyable of feelings.

Zelda: Like “grief?” Regret? Anger?

**"Nothing would make me happier..." he panted. "Than if you let me
have sex with you anytime I wanted."

Cork: (as King) “Not that I wouldn’t do it anyway, though. It’s the thought that counts.”

**Zelda glowed timidly

Cork: SHE’S GLOWING! She’s glowing timidly!

**as he praised
the simple gift between her legs, feeling something amazing begin to
churn in her loins.

Saria: He?

Link: Something AMAZING is about to happen!

Cork: The second coming?

Link: Hahaha, I got that one.

**"Something's happening..." she rasped. "I feel all good down
there!"

Saria: (as Zelda) “It feels all good and, like, stuff down there or whatever.”

Zelda: She’s eight, her vocabulary isn’t quite perfect.

**"That means you're about to come, sweetheart!" the rapturous male
yelled back.

Cork: Why are we all yelling? Is this such a loud event that we all have to yell?

**"It will be the most fantastic feeling ever! Keep going,
daddy's g tog to fill you up soon!"

Link: I’m g tog to the store later, anyone wanna come?

Saria: I’ll go later, I’m g tog clean the house.

**Zelda let out a high-pitched squeal as her first climax sent
shivers of pleasure up and down her young frame.

Link: Well, isn’t that cute?

Zelda: ….No.

**Her father, too, let
out a grunt of excitement before pouring thick loads of semen into his
daughter's warm vice, ecstatic beyond the realm of language to be the
first one to do so.

Saria: The realm of language?

Cork: Obviously, this isn’t where our author dwells.

**"Eeeeeeeee!" she shouted at the top of her lungs, riding his
forbidden pole with boundless energy.

Link: Again with the new penis adjectives!

Cork: Forbidden? Cockblock!

**"It s sos so good! I never want
to stop!"

Saria: (as Zelda) “I’m g tog again!”

**The pair continued coupling for a length period of time, evee
e

Cork: “For a length period of time, eveee.”

Saria: yuo srsly neeed to fx ur kybrd.

**stoic sentinels of Hyrule beginning to turn their heads as the
eight-year-old princess drove her cunny up and down her dad's manhood

Link: The Gods of Hyrule turn their heads to view this event.

Zelda: Enraged, they caused water to pour from the heavens.

Saria: Drowning everything in sight, they were finally pleased.

Cork: Then the devs replaced Hyrule field with an ocean. It was a sad day in Zelda history.

**through multipexplexplosive orgasms.

Cork: Now we’re just making up words…

Link: It’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Saria: Leern totypebebettr.

**At last, when the majestic piston
could no longer support Zelda's weight,

Zelda: …it snapped in half.

Link: Another one. We’ve gone from affectionate to forbidden to SPIKE to MAJESTIC.

Cork: Amazing.

Saria: Wait, she was only sixty pounds. They must’ve had a LOT of sex for him to be unable to handle it.

**the two finally ceased to rock
back and forth, the spent child nestling in her His Majesty's arms and
finally letting her dress down to cover the evidence of their
incestuous affair.

Cork: First off, if they had that much sex, her pelvic region must be COMPLETELY red right now, and there’d be semen and other fluids all over the place. Also, the guards saw every bit of the incest.

Zelda: Way to go, Sherlock.

**"Nothing..." the King said at least, his ragged breath spilling
over onto his progeny.

Link: His breath is spilling onto her. Did it splash?

**"Could ever be so right."

Zelda: Uh huh….

**"Thank you, daddy!" his exhausted princess said graciously, hugging
her father

Link: (as Zelda) “Thanks for raping me, daddy!”

**and once again sharing in the merging of lips that only
lovers enjoy. "It was the most amazing thing I've ever done!"

"I know, Zelda." he replied, massaging her neglected butt.

Cork: That reminds me, next time, we do a story with anal in it. That always cracks me up.

**"And the
best part is, we can do this any time from now on!"

Everyone: Ugh, no more, PLEASE.

**"Oooh..." she groaned, clenching her sphincter at the thought.

Cork: Zelda, you’re an 8-year-old whore at this time.

**"I'm
feeling all funny just imagining it."

Saria: That’s called regret, dear.

**After a moment's delay, she rose
up for a final time, gasping in awe as her nubile folds snapped shut
the moment she dismounted, sealing the intimate crime in her womb.

Link: Wow! See how it snaps shut? Amazing! And you can have one too, for only 3 easy payments of 65.95! Order now, and get a free set of steak knives!

**"Promise me..." she plead,

Cork: This story is set in the past, not the present.

**rubbing her cum-streaked vagina on her
dad's gown.

Link: (as Zelda) “Oh, hope you don’t mind me wiping off on your royal gown.”

**"If I didn't make a baby... we can do this again?"

Zelda: No, we can’t.

Cork: If there’s a sequel, we’re gonna be all over it, trust me.

**"Oh, my precious!" the King swooned, taking her cheeks in his
hands.

Link: Hehe, which cheeks?

**"I'll still make love to you, even when we've had ten children
together!"

Cork: Um, you know, I don’t like where the idea of a sequel would be going, here….

**The next kiss they shared was utterly passionate, and even Zelda
cared no longer about the witnesses to her taboo deflowering.

Zelda: Well, glad that’s over.

Link: It was definitely missing something.

Saria: Like what?

Link: Me, of course!

Zelda: Link, you definitely didn’t want to be in this fic.

Link: I would’ve spiced things up a bit. My affectionate, forbidden pole would have had a nice place here.

Zelda: I’m g tog kill all of you.

Cork: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Review enough and I might make another. Maybe a story that’s a bit less disturbing, though….