Blonds have all the fun

Author’s note: It’s me Koji and I’m back to writing. Between college and work I haven’t had time to do the one thing that’s kept me from going insane which is write and since I’m currently out of my my fucking mind I thought this would be the perfect time to write. The question was what to write about. The answer is so simple. Two hot blond bishies going at it like rabbits in heat. This is going to be my first lemon in a long time so bear with me here. This is also going to be (at least to my knowledge) the first Tidus/Riku lemon. I’m done forcing you to hear my bullshit so I’ll do us both a favor and get on with the lemony goodness but first I must say two more things. The first is I have nothing against fangirls. I actually love fangirls quite a bit and the second thing is I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I’m just barrowing the characters.

“So Riku?” I asked my older friend as we were sitting on the beach.

“What?” He asked me sounding slightly annoyed.

“I heard someone saying blonds had more fun. Do you think it’s true?” I asked him.

“Hell fucking no I don’t. If I weren’t blond I wouldn’t be getting stalked by psychotic girls all the time. Did you know some girls have a Riku fanclub that meets in class A-17 at lunch on Thursdays?” My older companion said to me.

“Scary. I’m glad they don’t have one for me.” I said.

“What do you think they do on Tuesdays?” Riku asked me.

I got up and looked at the sky and screamed “Curse you God for making me the topic of discussion by horny girls.”

Riku frowned and said "You really shouldn't be cursing God. It's the devil you want to curse for that for putting all the psychotic fangirls out there." (I love fangirls but these guys don't)


"They say the only thing blonds are good for is sex. I suppose that's all they want us for. Shame if one of them ever got to me and found out I was a virgin." I said with a frown on my face.

Riku got a look in his eyes that I had never seen before. It scared the shit out of me but at the same time I wanted to see it for as long as he would show it to me.


"You were voted most fuckable freshmen and your a virgin?" He asked me.


I gave a slow nod and he put his hands on my shoulders. "Have you ever even been kissed?" Riku asked me. I opened my mouth to say no but before I could get anything out I felt Riku's lips on my own. Just when I fell out of my state of shock he pulled away with a smile on his lips.


"I suppose eagerness can cover for a lack of experience. Did you enjoy that?" Riku asked me. I gave a nod and he said "I'm trying to decide if I should fuck you right here on this beach or if we should go to my house."


"I always wanted a bed for my first time. Does that help any?" I pleaded.


"My house it is." Riku said with a smile.


We raced quickly to his house. He won as always probably just because he's Riku and Riku is the best at damned near anything on this island.


I briefly wondered if he was the best at sex and decided I would have to experiment after I was done with him. I'm obviously not his first and I know for sure that I won't be his last.


When we got to his house we ran up the stairs. We went in to his room, were he shut and locked the door.


He pushed me on the bed and slid his hot, warm tongue in to my mouth and I tasted him the second time that day. He tasted sweet like fruit but I couldn't think of the particular fruit that it was along with another taste that had to be his own natural flavor.


Just when I thought I was going to die from lack of oxygen he broke off the kiss and smiled at me.


"I think I'm going to break in nice and proper." Riku said with a gentle smile on his face.


He slowly lifted my shirt up and kissed all the way up my stomach and chest. He stopped when he pulled my shirt over my head and then pulled away.


"Blitz ball has done your body good. It's almost as nice as mine." He said before he pulled his baggy shirt off.


I stared, almost in awe at his chest. He looked like a chiseled statue of some Greek warrior. His every muscle was perfectly toned.


"You're a work of art." I said to him.


He smiled and said "Saveing a few dozen worlds adds some muscle on to a person but let's not get distracted." I gave a nod and he went back to his work of undressing me.


When my pants were off he kicked his shorts off and saw that he wasn't wearing anything under them.


He smiled and rubbed my erection though the yellow boxers I was wearing and I let out a moan.


"If you're moaning from that then I wonder what this is going to do to you." Riku said as he pulled my boxers off and took me in to his mouth.


"Oh my God Riku!" I moaned.


It felt like nothing I had ever felt before. His hot, wet tongue sliding up and down my virgin erection was one of the best feelings I had ever felt in my life.


He went from just licking to bobbing his head up and down. It got to be too much for me to handle and I came in to his mouth yelling out his name.


He swallowed and looked up at me. "You taste so good. I think I'll share with you." He said before he kissed me.


I tasted myself in his mouth and I almost came again from the mixture of his and my tastes.


"Now to get rid of that troublesome virginity of yours my friend." Riku said with a smile.


I watched as he went in to his nightstand and pulled out a small green bottle and squirted some on his hand. He rubbed it on his erection and passed me the bottle.


"Lube yourself up so I don't hurt you." Riku said handing me the bottle.


I squeezed some of the liquidly gel on my hand and slicked my entrance up so that I wouldn't be hurt by what was to come.

Once I was done Riku said, "This is going to hurt a little at first but only for a while."


I gave a nod and said, "I trust you."


He put a lubed finger in to my entrance and I let out a slight yelp but once he started moving it the pain left and it was replaced by a feeling of pleasure. After a while he added a second and then a third finger.


I was moaning as he fucked me with his fingers. He took them out and I was left feeling empty but the fingers were soon replaced by his erection. He slid in and out of me slowly at first hitting something inside me that made me moan with his every thrust.


After a while I felt him empty his seed inside of me. He gave one finial thrust before he pulled out of me.


I turned and smiled at him. "That was the best thing that’s ever happened to me in my life. I think you were wrong. Blonds do have all the fun." I said.


"Well I have been wrong before. Let's take a nap and then we can get dressed later." He said. I gave a nod and we fell asleep in each others arms.