Link's Erotic Adventures

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Zelda or any of its characters. They are trademark of Nintendo. This is an Erotic Parody. These stories take place in Twilight Princess just as he finds the fishing hole for the 1st time. And yes I know there are many Twilight Princess erotic stories similar to this one. But this is my story! I will also be going by the Game Cube version of the game. Anyone who has only played the Wii version should know that the two versions mirror each other (Right = left and vise versa)

WARNING: Contains sex, nudity, and adult situations. Anyone under 18 should NOT read this.

LINK’S EROTIC ADVENTURES
Chapter 1
Gone Fishin’!

It’s going on late afternoon in Hyrule. It’s that time of day when people would have a nice nap…. if they had the time that is. One person in particular has been busy almost nonstop for the past three weeks. A person clothed in a green tunic with a sword and shield made of the highest quality. His name is Link.

For the past three weeks Link has been on a quest to stop the evil King Zant from covering Hyrule with a shadow of Twilight. But it’s been a hard three weeks. With saving the children of his home town, dealing with being a wolf for a while, going through three temples to get the fused shadows only to have them stolen away by Zant himself, having a dark chibified little bossy bitch following him (and riding on him) where ever he goes, and many other tough times with still more to come.

Link has had little rest, he has had barely any sleep, and very little to eat. If it hadn’t been for the fishing pole that Colin had given him he would probably have starved to death by now. But the worst thing of all is that he has gone three weeks without sex! His girlfriend, Illia from his home town of Ordon, has lost her memory.

He and Illia were very madly in love with each other and have sex on many occasions. Given that they were only 16 and 15 they would have to sneak out to their secret hiding place to make out and do it. It was located near the outcropping of rocks down the stream that runs through their little village where part of the rocks jut out from the rock face a little. (The outcropping where the monkey has the baby cradle in the beginning of the game) But now that she has lost her memory of him he doubts she would ever let him near her to do anything like that. AND IT’S DRIVING HIM INSAINE!

He’s horny as hell from not only that, but being a wolf from time to time has left him with some of the urges of a wolf wanting to mate. And no matter how good hearted he is he fears that these feelings of wanting sex will over power him and cause him to rape a young lady. And he doesn’t want that. But if he doesn’t have sex soon he will either go mad or turn to raping women. And both would effectively end his quest and Hyrule’s chances of salvation.

He has met a few women along the way in his travels, but none were fuck-worthy. With the exception of Zelda that is, but she vanished after giving her powers to Midna. There’s Midna, but although she has told him that she had a great body and beauty before being cursed with a chibified body, he would never do her in her current form. Besides even though she’s naked all the time she doesn’t even have any genitalia. There’s Talma, but no way in hell was he going to do an ugly bitch like her. Even though she has a kind heart, natural progress of her body was not so kind.

There are the two mothers back in Ordon, but both were fat and ugly… and married. He could never do any of the female Zoras because they lay eggs meaning no vagina. There was that one Loli girl back in Castel town, Agatha, but she was too preoccupied with finding those damned golden bugs that HE finds for her. God he’d love to tech her a few things about getting off her lazy butt in more ways than one.

There’s also that girl at the boat rental shop, Iza. She has the body of a supermodel but the face of a pig and that hair… augh. He has put her in his maybe pile for now. There was also little Beth from Ordon. He knows she has the biggest crush on him and he might take advantage of that when she gets older, but right now she would be a last resort. There is also that shaman’s daughter Luda back in Kakariko Villiage, but again last resort pile.

The only girl he’s met that has the looks to be fucked good was Ashei. But given that she would cut his hand off if he ever touched her was a good mood killer. So really Link has no outlet to plug his penis into. And masturbating was out of the question. Not with that little bossy bitch always telling him what to do and watching over him.

What Link needs is a nice long break from everything to calm his nerves. While he was at the boat rental shop the first time he had noticed sign in front of a door in the rock face. He had only seen it briefly when heading to the Zora’s domain the first time and had only noticed the words “Fishing Hole”. So he decides a day long fishing time would do the trick to get his mind off sex. For a while at least.

As he walks through the door to the fishing hole Midna, being the all bossy bitch she is, pops up from his shadow. “Hey why are you going in here for? Don’t you have the Garudo dessert to visit? We NEED to get to the Mirror of Twilight as soon as possible!” she yells at him.

A drop menu pops down for the player to choose a phrase to say. (Link never talks remember!)

1. Come on Midna! Even a hero needs to take a break, otherwise he’ll collapse from exhaustion.
2. Bite me you dumb bitch!
3. You know, you’d look good on a rotisserie. *droll*

Option chosen: #1.

Midna rolls her eyes. “Ok fine. I understand. But only for one day, we really don’t have the time to spare for many breaks you know. I’ll go hang around in other people’s shadows to see if I can learn any Intel. If you need me just whistle loudly.” she orders. With that Midna teleports herself back into the shadow realm. Link breaths a sigh of relief because now he can actually have a day all to himself to relax.

He looks around a bit and sees the big beautiful Sakura trees in full bloom, the large fishing hole and the smaller one off to the right, and the average sized building off to the left. Link thinks to himself that some middle aged balding man with a bad itch must run this place. Now THERE’S an image that would make you stop thinking about sex for a long time! Just what Link needs.

As he walks to the building he sees the sign out front and notices that they have lure fishing here too. Link decides to spend the rupees to go lure fishing for once instead of the same old bob fishing he’s been use to. He walks up to the building, opens the door and walks in.

To his surprise the inside of the building is actually nice and clean, brightly colored, and smells nice. But the biggest shock of all is when he looked at who was behind the counter. It wasn’t a middle-aged balding man, but a VERY cute young girl with beautiful blue eyes and freckles. She looks to be about the same age as him. Maybe 14 or 15.

Link’s mouth nearly drops to the floor because of this unexpected little surprise. “Hello there and welcome my little fishing hole! My name it Hena. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” she says with a smile. Her cute voice and looks have caused Link’s raging horniness to come back with a rage. Good thing his tunic is hiding is bulging erection so well.

After composing himself quickly, Link looks around the room. He looks over to the right and notices a well built canoe against the wall under the large window. It appears to be a two-seater. “That’s my personal canoe mister. Only I and my boyfriend can ride in it free…. Or at least before he broke up with me…. but that’s another story. Everyone else has to pay to use it. So mister, do you want to go fishing? It’ll cost you 20 rupees and since this is your first time here I’ll through in the cute guide for free.” explains Hena.

This is too much for Link to take. His senses are telling him to get the hell out of there before he does something stupid, but his groin is telling him to bang her brains out! His groin wins the argument. He agrees and pays the 20 rupees. With that they both carry the canoe out to the pond and row out to go fishing.

It has now been about an hour since Link and Hena started fishing. Link by no means has been able to relax. All he’s been able to catch is a 20 inch Hylian Bass and a 24 inch Ordon Catfish. But that doesn’t matter to him. He can’t seem to concentrate on fishing with a really cute chick sitting just two feet behind him. He’s been casting glances back at Hena rather than casting his reel. And it’s also been a very quiet boat ride.

Hena has noticed Link glancing back at her. But she get’s those kind of looks all the time from guys around her age. But the long silence is a little disturbing, so she decides to start a conversation. “So Mr. Link? Got a girlfriend?” she asks with a smirk all of a sudden.

Link, who was in mid-cast, twinges all of a sudden causing his cast to go of course and hit the rock archway that they are under causing the lure to bounce back and bonk him on the head. Hena laughs at the sudden comical actions. “Ha ha ha! I’m sorry! Are you ok?” she asks while still giggling.

Link only looks away with a saddened look. He may be horny as hell, but the thought of his only girlfriend not being able to remember who he is, is quite painful. Hena notices and stops laughing. “I’m sorry. Did I bring up a painful memory?” she asks out of concern.

Drop Menu:

1. It’s ok. It’s just my GF has lost her memory and can’t remember who I am.
2. Yeah and she was a good fuck too.
3. No. Not after she got pregnant.

Option #1 Chosen.

Hena looks away a little upset with herself. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to intrude like that. But I do kind of know how you must feel right now. My boyfriend… I mean ex-boyfriend left me recently for another girl.” she says sadly. Link can see her hurt in her eyes, so he puts the rod down and turns around to listen to what she has to say. Hey being a kind hearted person means sometimes you have to listen to other people’s pain to help them.

“I loved him a lot. He was one of the few Hyrule guards that were actually brave. He’d love to go fishing sometimes and that’s how we met. You see I’ve had this dream for a long time now that the man I would give myself too would be a brave handsome young warrior. And he indeed was brave and handsome and one of the best guards in Castel town. But while on his patrol last month he had met this girl Ashei. He sent me a letter shortly after they had met telling me he was braking up with me….. I never heard from him again.” explains Hena.

Link is a bit surprised. That tough masculine chick he met in Talma’s bar is a woman after all. And to go as far as to steal another girl’s man proves it! It’s at this time when Hena notices Link paying attention to her. “Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to blabber on. It’s ok cause I know I’ll find that man one day!” says Hena. Link at that moment blushes and can feel his horniness rush back into his pants and head after seeing Hena’s cute and determined face again.

Link turns away before Hena could notice his intentions, but now he can’t get having sex with her off his mind again! Then he snaps. He decides if he’s going to save his sanity and Hyrule, he’s going to have to do Hena. So he comes up with a plan to get her. He knows she’s an expert in fishing and would probably know how to untangle a lure from weeds and such.

Link spots a few vines and weeds growing down from the rock archway they are under and rows close to them. He pulls out the reel and makes like he’s going to cast to the other side of the archway. He pulls back and casts, and just as he planned the lure gets promptly tangled all in the vines and weeds up on the rock. “Oh great. The lure is tangled. Don’t worry. I’ve been fishing since I was little and know how to get these things out.” says Hena. Hena and Link turn the boat so that the back end of the canoe is facing the rocks.

Hena has to stand up a little to reach the tangled lure. Link knows if he’s going to act this is his chance while her back is turned.

Drop Down Menu:

1. Put on Iron Boots and go jump in the lake to cool off.
2. Just sit there and watch her fine sexy ass wiggle as she tries to free the lure
3. GO FOR IT!!!

Option #3 CHOSEN!!

With a smirk, Link immediately comes up from behind Hena and wraps his left arm around her waste and shoves his right hand down the side opening of her brown overalls all the way down to her panties. He grabs her snatch and begins to rub her pussy through the fabric of her panties.

Hena yelps in surprise at the sudden grasping around her waste. But then she feels the hand grasping and rubbing her pussy through her panties. “H-HEY!! What are you doing!? STOP IT!” she cries out. Link ignores her. “I said AH! Stop it!” she cries again this time struggling a bit trying to push away the arm around her waste. But to Link’s surprise she’s not struggling as hard as he thought she would. Her pushing on his arm is not as forceful as one might think as she could be.

Link decides to go a little further. He then slips his hand inside of Hena’s panties and begins to rub his fingers all over her bare pussy. He can feel a very small mound of hair just above her hole too. He then begins to assault her clit which is becoming an increasingly very hard nub. “Ah!!! Ah!!! Please stop!! I’ve AH!!! never done this before! Ah!!” cries out Hena. The assault on her clit causes her legs to buckle and she falls into Link’s lap.

Link is curious about what she just said. So he decides to find out. He slips his middle finger into her pussy. “AHHHH!!! No!!! Don’t go inside!” shouts Hena in protest. Sure enough Link can feel how tight she is inside and finds her unbroken hymen. He pulls back out and resumes assaulting her clit once again, wanting her to cum this time.

“AH!!! ah-AHH!!!! Stop!! Ahhh!!!” shouts Hena in both pleasure and protest. Hena can feel herself tensing up inside. Having masturbated before she knows what’s coming. “Please stop!! Ah Ah AH! I’m about Ah!!!!! to cum!!!” she yells again. She tries futilely to push his arm again but the upsurge in muscle tension has zapped her strength and all she can do is grasp Links arm with her hands to brace herself.

Finally it hits her. “Ah!! Ah!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouts Hena has she cums hard. Hena’s entire body goes stiff. The only thing moving is the muscles around her vagina as they quiver with her orgasm. Link can feel a couple of squirts of her woman juice spurt onto his hand and her panties. Finally Hena goes limp. Her orgasm over, she tries to catch her breath. “Oh by the goddesses… I’ve never cum so hard before…” she mumbles to herself.

While Hena sits there trying to catch her breath, she hears Link messing with something behind her. Now that he’s let go of her, this would be the perfect chance for her to make a swim for it. But her legs have gone to mush and she is exhausted from cumming so quickly and hard. She’d drown before she got halfway to shore.

Link comes back around after messing with whatever he was messing with and takes off her boots and begins to unhook Hena’s overalls. She once again tries to struggle to keep her cloths on but is too tired to do so. Link easily slips the overalls off of her leavening her in nothing but her panties and red shirt.

After taking off her overalls Link begins to unbutton Hena’s shirt exposing her bra and small cleavage. Hena then feels herself be turned around forcefully. When she’s turned around she opens her eyes and gasps in shock as she sees that she is starring strait at Link’s eight inch fully erect dick right in her face.

Link proceeds to try and put it in her mouth but Hena resists. “No! I don’t want to!” she protests as she pushes against Link’s hips. Link grabs her hands and forces them away and then shoves his dick into her mouth. Hena opens her eyes in shock and gags a little as she feels his dick hit the back of her throat. Link starts to pump his dick back and forth in her mouth.

Hena gags a few more times before she can relax her throat so she won’t gag and throw-up. She looks up a bit at Link’s face with a few tears in her eyes and sees that he is enjoying the feel of her warm moist mouth. To her own surprise, Hena is quickly getting use to the feeling of Link’s dick in her mouth and almost out of instinct she begins to suck on it.

She hears Link begin to grunt and moan in pleasure as she does so and she realizes that’s he’s been wanting this for a LONG time given his eagerness. She decides to suck him until he’s had enough and lets her go. Link feels Hena up her efforts to suck him as he thrusts into her mouth and it feels really good!

Hena’s saliva is starting to dribble out of her mouth because she can’t swallow it because of Link’s dick blocking her esophagus. And for some reason she is getting very wet again. She now also has a heavy blush on her face. Suddenly she feels Link begin to thrust faster into her mouth.

Links grunts and moans are becoming louder and quicker as he fast approaches his climax. Hena backs off a little from his dick so she can get off before Link cums in her mouth, but then she opens her eyes in shock as she feels Link grab the sides of her head and begin to thrust as deeply as he can into her mouth.

Hena squeals in protest and a little in pain as she feels his dick slamming repeatedly into the back of her throat. Her squeals’ vibrations finally send Link over the edge and with one hard grunt he cums hard into Hena’s mouth. Hena’s eyes narrow as she feels the first two jets of Link’s semen shoot down her esophagus; she has no other choice but to swallow them. The rest of Link’s semen gets trapped in her mouth and it even spills out of her mouth a little and dribbles off her chin.

Link pulls his dick out of Hena’s mouth and almost immediately Hena spits the rest of Link’s cum into the pond. Hena starts to cough and catch her breath after spitting. She then feels Link grab her shoulder and shove her down onto her back. She watches in shock as he literally pulls her bra off and begin to manhandle and suck her small but perky breasts and nipples.

“No! Stop it please! Haven’t you Ah! had enough!?” she pleads with him. Link still ignores her and continues sucking and licking her nipples. Hena starts to get light headed again as the second most sensitive parts of her body get stimulated with a harsh tongue lashing. With in a minute her nipples have stiffed, are perky, and are extremely sensitive, and she can feel herself becoming even more wet.

Her face is now a bright red and she can feel her willpower fading. Link finally stops his assault on her breasts and nipples only to reach down and grab a hold of the strap of Hena's panties and begin to pull them down. “No!!! Please don’t! Not there! Please don’t look at me!” pleads Hena again as she closes her legs together.

Link succeeds in getting her very wet panties off and then forces Hena’s legs apart. “Nooo!!!” she shouts. Link quickly moves in and starts licking and sucking on Hena’s dripping wet pussy. Hena pushes down on Links head to try and push him away but Link has both his arms locked around her legs to prevent him from being pushed away.

Link then starts licking and sucking on Hena’s badly swollen clit. “Ah!! Ah!!! Ah!!! AHHH!!!” shouts Hena in pleasure. The sudden upsurge of pleasure causes Hena to let go of Link’s head and grab a hold of the sides of the canoe to brace herself. “Oh by the goddesses! I can’t take it anymore! It feels amazing!” shouts Hena in total pleasure. Link knows that now her willpower has been broken.

To Hena’s shock Link suddenly stops his oral attack on her clit. “No! Please don’t stop! I was so close!” she shouts at him. She suddenly notices that Link has his erection back and has positioned himself to enter her. “No wait! Please don’t! I’m still a virgin!” she pleads again as the last shred of her willpower forces it’s way out. But all she does is shout and really doesn’t put up a struggle now. Her mind is telling him to stop but her body’s need to cum has overpowered what is left of her resistance.

Link pushes the head of his dick into her pussy causing Hena to bite her bottom lip in preparation of what’s about to happen. He then pushes himself into her quickly all the way down to the hilt, snapping her hymen apart. “AHHHH!!!!” screams Hena in pain as she digs her nails into the sides of the canoe. Her virgin blood begins to mix with her vaginal juices further lubricating Link’s dick.

Hena quivers as the pain reverberates through her body. Tears are streaming down her face also. Link allows her this time to adjust herself to the feeling of having a large eight inch dick completely inside her. But not for long. He pulls back and then thrusts himself back in. “Ahh!! Please don’t move!” shouts Hena. Link smirks and does just that. He stops moving and looks right at Hena.

Hena opens her eyes in shock to find that Link has stopped moving. “No! Please don’t stop! Please don’t stop! Please make me cum!” she pleads with him, her will power totally gone now. Link, still with a smirk, starts thrusting hard into Hena. “AH AH AH!!! Oh by the goddesses! It feels so good! Please I want to cum!” she shouts as she reaches up and grabs a hold of Link’s waste.

Link thrusts hard a few more times into Hena and then leans over and begins to suck and lick Hena’s nipples again. Ahh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhh!!!!” shouts Hena again as she wraps her arms around Link’s head when he begins to lick and suck her nipples again. Link is now thrusting as hard and as fast as he can into Hena causing her to cry out in pleasure with every thrust.

Hena’s pussy is now overflowing with her blood and vaginal juices. And with every thrust more of it is squeezed out of her. “More! Please I want more!” shouts Hena instinctively. Link knows just the thing. He reaches over and pulls the cork handle off of the fishing rod and shoves it seven inches up into Hena’s asshole. “AHHHH!!!!!!” shouts Hena with a mix of pain, shock, and pleasure.

The added hardness in her ass causes Hena to start seeing stars. Never before has she felt so much pleasure at one time. It’s literally overwhelming her senses. With that added hardness she begins closing in on her climax quickly. “AH! AH!! I’m AHH!!! About to cum!!!! AHHHH!!!” she shouts.

Link thrusts as hard as he can, which is causing the canoe to rock somewhat violently in the water. Finally Hena cums harder than ever. The stars that she’s been seeing become brighter than ever as she feels it hit her full force. “AHHHHHHHH!!!!!” she shouts in pleasure as her body stiffens once again.

Link is still thrusting as hard as he can into Hena making her orgasm last longer. The clamp-like pressure on his dick causes him to quickly catch up and with one loud grunt he shoots his load deep into Hena’s womb. After a couple of more hard thrusts both of them collapse in a sweaty pile, letting the cool breeze blow off from the pond to cool them down.

15 minutes later Link and Hena have both gotten redressed and are carrying the canoe back into the building. Link is feeling really guilty at the moment. He, for all intense and purposes, just raped Hena and now he’s just waiting for the consequents of his actions.

Neither one has spoken to each other after what happened. They set the canoe down and then unexpectedly Hena turns around and smacks Link across the face. Hard! The loud smack causes Purdy to jump awake out of its sleep in its cage. Link just stands there holding his cheek after the smack. He knows he deserves a lot worse after what he just did.

But then Hena speaks. “You know! Thanks for ruining my plan!” she shouts. Link now has a confused look on his face. What plan was she talking about? “I WAS going to seduce you and give you my virginity to get back at my ex-boyfriend. I was wondering how long it would take you to notice my flirting with you before I started to put the moves on you. But you totally jumped the gun.” says Hena with a mean look.

Link is now dumfounded at what he just heard. She was going to do the same thing as he did. “But you did help me get back at my Ex anyway. I’m going to send him a letter about what happened. Oh and before you leave…” says Hena. To Link’s surprise she comes up and gives him a nice long French-kiss.

After about a minute she pulls out of the kiss. “Despite all that you were very good.” she says playfully as she flicks his nose. “Thanks again my brave, handsome, young warrior. If you ever feel the need to fuck again just come by again anytime you want.” she says with a seductive smile.

Link is still a little confused at this sudden turn of events. He really doesn’t know what to say.

Drop down menu:

1. Sure thing. I’ll keep that in mind.
2. No way! You’re nowhere near as good of a fuck as my Girlfriend.
3. Want to have my babies!?

Choice #1 is chosen.

And with that Link leaves the building and the fishing hole behind to continue his adventure. But rest assured this will not be the last time he has sex on this journey.

End of Chapter 1.

To be Continued in Chapter 2: Loli Suite for 3.

Author Note: I got the idea to do this fanfic after playing Twilight Princess. Hope you enjoyed it!