Urban theory

Urban theory

Public forum on internet, 9. July 2004:
From: Oz-Lost in the wonderland

I wonder if someone could help me with my problem, involving mushrooms?

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Public forum on internet, 9.-14. July 2004:
Replays to Oz:

From: Hello?!

Dude, what’s your problem? Get help! …Please!!

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From: Don’t talk about THOSE in here.

thought to warn u. pot talk it’s against the rules!! If you’re new they might forgive you, still better to be sure, eh… delete this conversation and… we’ll be like it never happened… ;)

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From: destroying angel(s)

Wanna talk?

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From: Idon’tlikethedrugs(BUT THE DRUGS LIKE ME!)

Hmm… Mushrooms? Personally I could come clean and say I’ve tried it once when I was something like 15… very bored and middle of no where… In my grannies : ) …yes well, I don’t recommend unless you’re skinned and… well… bored…

But hey, really should warn u… it’s illegal to have this on public…

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Private email exchange between Oz and destroying angel(s). First message received: 14.7.2004 20:02
(From Oz to destroying angel(s))
Subject: Daisies

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No, I just wanna know if you can get me and my friends in…?
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Don’t be cocky, I just might like that… How is that you heard of me? And don’t try to tell me that it was lucky charm…
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New message from Oz
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Actually it was. …Might have done some back tracking… heard of you trough a friend… or some random gossip in the loo…
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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So, I should be more careful, thanks for the tip, Bye
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New message from Oz
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What are you? Paranoid?
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Last message received 20:06

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Private email exchange between Oz and destroying angel(s). First message received: 15.7.2004 20:17
(From Oz to destroying angel(s))
Subject: Daisies


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Don’t play dead.
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…Who are you
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I don’t really feel comfortable telling …What does it matter?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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So you are famous then? Otherwise it wouldn’t matter…
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New message from Oz
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If I were, would I be asking you to help me get in? …You just toying with me aren’t you?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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So? Aren’t you toying with me?
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New message from Oz
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…Blow me
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Don’t mind me if I do… So you really wanna get in? Why? They just a punch of looser living wide and looking you down wards… Tickets to get in a restaurant, what’s that?!
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New message from Oz
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It’s not for me. It’s my friend’s birthday.
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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You poor bastard… acting so unselfish… Why should I help you?
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…For money? I dunno?
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Hello? Still there?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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…How many?
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4
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Mail box 259. It’s on the name Oni. Tickets will be there, I say tomorrow afternoon, and the reservation number, just call there and change the date.
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New message from Oz
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…Just like that?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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Yes, once it’s done the date shouldn’t be a problem.
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New message from Oz
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How much do I owe you? Should I leave the money in the box?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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…it’s your lucky day, I won’t charge you…
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New message from Oz
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…Come on? Tickets to Winsor’s dream cost a fortune? Are you sure?
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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Heh… not to me, I’m a famous criminal.
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Yeah sure, the bank robber hacker who no-one had ever seen and everyone is copying, pretending to be the real Oni? Give me a break…
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So you’ve done your homework but you know that he’s not only a bank robber?
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So they say… Who really knows? Wouldn’t wanna be his attorney.
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New message from destroying angel(s)
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You’re a lawyer? What have I gone in to…?
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Privet email exchange Oz and destroying angel(s).
Email received: 20.8.2004 12:43
From: Oni
To: Oz
Subject: My brains are killing me!
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I’m sitting here and having my lunch and I thought about what you said yesterday. About that strange drink they only make in Heaven… It give me an idea. And I’m so fucking high! …Just thought I should thank you...
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And for that reason I’m gona be busy for the next couple of days, working trough my project… the thought still makes me laugh… whish you could see this… anyways I’ll be at my studio and the place is like a fortress so I have non connection to the world… so you know I didn’t die…
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I’ll be leaving at 15:15 and be back in a week or so…

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Email received: 20.8.2004 13:00
From: Oz
To: Oni
Subject: Re: My brains are killing me!
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Glad if I helped you out… thought I’m little scared in what way…? no, don’t really wanna know…
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Btw, thought to ask you… Is that exhibition that you mentioned in the bLue-gallery?
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Because if it is… I’m afraid I will have to see you work. it’s sort of a firm’s way to get new clients and it’s my turn to go fishing… I’ve never been in a situation like that before and to tell you the truth, I’m kinda nervous… All the people who go to these opening thins are… weird… insane…, right? On top of it all, my usual date is in work at that hour. So, I’m all alone in middle of these stuck-up people I wouldn’t care to talk to… Just my luck.
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Still you could wink me what have you hanged in there… so I could take a look?

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Email received: 20.8.2004 12:09
From: Oni
To: Oz
Subject: Re:re: My brains are killing me!
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You know, I’m gonna be there too… First thought not to, but now that I think of it I probably should be there as I am one of the artists.
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Maybe it’s time for us to meet? Tell me if it sounds crazy, I won’t come.
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