Just Another KnuxRouge Fanfic
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+S through Z › Sonic
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
5,267
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Sonic The Hedgehog game series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Just Another KnuxRouge Fanfic
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Just Another KnuxRouge Fanfic
By Harley Quinn hyenaholic
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Me: And the Just Another series continues. Shadow's having a rest at the moment, so I hooked in Knuckles and Rouge for the honour of starring. He'll show up later. But, my dear people, I do not own Knuckles, Rouge or Sonic or Shadow or any of those Sonic Team characters. Dear me, no.
~~~
After a hard day seducing every male in sight, there was nothing Rouge the Bat liked more than stealing the Master Emerald. Of course, lately she'd been trying to steal the Master Emerald a lot. Strangely, Knuckles hadn't snapped her neck for trying either. That had to be love.
She headed on up to the Floating Island.
~~~
Meanwhile, up on the Floating Island, Knuckles was... uh... oh, you know what he does around the Master Emerald. Let's not wait around. Although you might like to know that he was also listening to his theme music, and rapping. Badly.
"Damn, this is a perfect day," he muttered, wiping himself off and putting the Victoria's Secret Catalogue down to one side, "Nothing's going to spoil my day. Only one thing could spoil my day, and that's someone trying to steal the Master Emerald."
Just then, Rouge flew out of the sky with an evil shriek, "All the world's jewels are mine to keep!" she cackled insanely.
"God, why do you hate me?" Knuckles asked the sky.
"You Leave The Toilet Seat Up," God answered, "That Displeases Me."
"What? What kind of sorry excuse is that? Nobody else lives here!" Knuckles shouted, "Come on, it could at least be because of that cocaine I slipped Shadow in Las Vegas!"
"That Too," said God.
Then Rouge was upon Knuckles, "Hahahahaha!" she laughed, shoving her cleavage into his face, "All the world's jewels-"
"Shut up, I heard you the first time!" Knuckles told her, "Look, just get off my Island, okay?"
"Not without my Emerald!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahahaha!"
"Oh dear god," Knuckles leant on the Altar, "Look, batgirl, the Master Emerald isn't just something you can keep on your mantle at home! It's-" the Master Emerald shattered and fell to the ground in many pieces. Yes, you read that the right way round, "Just broken for no reason at all."
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Rouge, "Now we must team up to collect the pieces! Then we'll have sex!"
"Sex?" Knuckles blinked, "What's that?"
(twenty minutes later)
"Ugh. Sounds nasty," Knuckles said, after Rouge's explanation, "I don't think I'd be too good at it, seeing as I've never had sex before."
"Well, this is a KnuxRouge fanfic, you'd better get good for the reader's sake," Rouge pointed out, "Hahahahaha!"
"Will you stop laughing like that?" Knuckles asked her, "It's really annoying."
"No! Hahahahaha!"
"Look, I don't need your help to find the Master Emerald pieces," Knuckles groaned, "The pieces are right there!"
"Okay, you pick them up then!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Knuckles bent over to pick them up and got a good slap on his ass. He looked at Rouge, who was grinning insanely a good thirty feet away, "Stop that!" he said, "There isn't time to flirt! We have to find all the pieces of the Master Emerald before the Floating Island falls into the sea!"
As he picked up the Master Emerald pieces, he recieved several slaps on the behind, but each time he looked up, Rouge was still standing there, smirking.
"Okay," he said, "The pieces of the Master Emerald are collected. What now? Oh yeah, I make them one big Master Emerald again!"
Just as he did this, Rouge darted forward and grabbed a piece of it. Most of the Emerald was there, but now there was a conveniently shaped hole in one side. Rouge waved the Emerald Shard smugly, then pushed it into her brassierre, "Now try to find it!" she grinned, "Hahahahaha!"
"Aw, man..." Knuckles knew he'd never find the Emerald Shard, no matter how hard he searched. Rouge's cleavage was just too deep and dark. Besides, there was no way he was putting his hand down THERE. That was just what Lucifer's daughter wanted.
"Come on Knuckles, you're a treasure hunter aren't you?" Rouge pouted, "Hahahaha!"
"I'm not a damn treasure hunter!" Knuckles raged, "I'm the Guardian of the Floating Island!"
"Well you'd better be on your guard!" Rouge puckered up, "C'mon, one kiss. Hahahahaha!"
Just then, Shadow showed up. For whatever reason, he always showed up where Knuckles and Rouge were concerned, if only to make people wonder who she'd choose, even though it was hardly tough to guess. The red echidna had never been so happy to see the black and red striped psycho in all his life.
"Shadow! I've never been so happy to see you in my life!" he shouted.
"Gay, am I?" Shadow asked, his eye twitching. He started to reach for his gun.
Knuckles stared. Damn. Shadow had forgotten to take his medication again, "Look, would you mind hitting on Rouge? She's got something of mine stuck down her cleavage."
"What, your dick?" Shadow asked, "Listen man, I got problems of my own. I just come up here to take back what's mine!"
"Rouge?" Knuckles suggested hopefully.
"No, that Chaos Emerald you've got!" Shadow raged.
"Who, me? No Chaos Emeralds here," Knuckles answered.
"But you had one in Sonic Battle!" Shadow whined. He threw himself to the floor and started screaming, "I want my Chaos Emeralds! They're the only way I can truly whup Sonic's ass and take over the UNIVERSE!"
Knuckles looked down at the screaming hedgehog, "Well, that was pretty pointless," he said, then looked at Rouge, "Come on, that's my Master Emerald Shard!"
"Then come and get it!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Knuckles looked down at Shadow, who was still in the middle of his tantrum. He was not going to be any help, "Let's do this," he said, stepping over the screaming hedgehog. He snatched up Shadow's gun, "Gimmie my Emerald Shard Back, bitch!" he shouted. For once in his life, Knuckles had done something intelligent. Unfortunately he'd failed to completely think it through.
"Hahahaha!" Rouge commented, "Why bother with the gun, Knuckles? You can't even FIRE it! You have no fingers!"
Knuckles stopped, "Oh. Yeah," there was a long silence, "Wait! If I take my gloves off, I can fire!"
"Wow! You're taking your gloves off in front of me?" asked Rouge, "Hahahaha!"
Knuckles ignored her crazed laughter this time and pulled off his right glove. He recieved another hard slap on his ass, but when he turned around, only Shadow was there. And he was still throwing a screaming fit about the Chaos Emeralds. So it probably wasn't him.
Knuckles looked at his hand, "You know, I've never taken my gloves off before," he commented.
"And for me! Hahahahaha!" Rouge smirked.
"Rouge, whatever you're on, you need to lower the dose," Knuckles told her, and aimed the gun at her. Then he discovered his second new thing.
His fingers were too big to fit into the hole where the trigger was.
"You have no choice, Knuckles!" Rouge shrieked, "Feel me up or the Floating Island is doomed!"
Knuckles considered this, "You know something? Screw this. I'm 20 years old now and I'm still a virgin! I'm going down to the surface and I'm going to get laid, then I'm going to get drunk, then I'm going to get laid again. And after that, I might just abduct Amy and keep her here for a week. Because I am so sick of your whoring bullshit."
"Huh?" behind him, Shadow looked up, "Amy's been chasing me all week. She keeps saying she saved my life in the fall to Earth, even though that was Eggman's job. You actually fancy her?"
"Well, no..." Knuckles admitted, "But I'm not waiting six years for Cream! I'm not immortal like you!"
"Hey, when you abduct her, give her a kick in the head from me," Shadow said, "I'll leave you two alone now. Sorry about the bother."
"No! Don't leave me alone with this-" Shadow vanished, "-slut-cake!"
"Well, looks like it's just you and me, Fuckles," Rouge leered, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!111!!!"
Knuckles wondered if there was anything nearby he could impale himself on. He recieved a slap on his rear end again, and turned quickly - to see Sonic, "Damn you, Sonic!" he yelled, "I thought you at least would be straight!"
"Hey, what can I say?" Sonic asked, "Amy's after Shadow, Rouge is after you, I'm not into Chao... and Cream... well, I'm not waiting six years for her to grow up!"
"Six years?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah, it's been 4 years since Sonic Adventure 2, remember? It said so in Shadow's game."
Shadow looked up briefly, "Yeah," he said, "You're going to be a virgin at 20, Knuckles!"
Knuckles considered this briefly, "Do I really make you think about sex?" he asked Sonic.
"I'm 19. Linoleum makes me think about sex," Sonic pointed out, "Come on, have some fun for once in your life!"
"NEVAH!" Knuckles screamed. He was about to drop to his knees and pray, when he looked at the two sex maniacs on either side of him and decided against it, "I want sex from women! Nice women! So get off my damn Island now, before I throw you off!" he turned to Rouge, "And you can keep that Emerald Shard! Get your bitching ass off my damn Island now!"
~~~
Several Hours Later...
The Floating Island was by now floating on the sea. Knuckles grinned as he hugged the Master Emerald with the strange hole in it, "Now you're my kinda woman!" he grinned.
~~~
Me: Because I'm tired of Rouge trying to steal the Master Emerald and then getting laid by Knuckles. It gets repetitive after a while. Now I'll probably do a SonAmy. But never, ever expect it to be along in a hurry.
Just Another KnuxRouge Fanfic
By Harley Quinn hyenaholic
~~~
Me: And the Just Another series continues. Shadow's having a rest at the moment, so I hooked in Knuckles and Rouge for the honour of starring. He'll show up later. But, my dear people, I do not own Knuckles, Rouge or Sonic or Shadow or any of those Sonic Team characters. Dear me, no.
~~~
After a hard day seducing every male in sight, there was nothing Rouge the Bat liked more than stealing the Master Emerald. Of course, lately she'd been trying to steal the Master Emerald a lot. Strangely, Knuckles hadn't snapped her neck for trying either. That had to be love.
She headed on up to the Floating Island.
~~~
Meanwhile, up on the Floating Island, Knuckles was... uh... oh, you know what he does around the Master Emerald. Let's not wait around. Although you might like to know that he was also listening to his theme music, and rapping. Badly.
"Damn, this is a perfect day," he muttered, wiping himself off and putting the Victoria's Secret Catalogue down to one side, "Nothing's going to spoil my day. Only one thing could spoil my day, and that's someone trying to steal the Master Emerald."
Just then, Rouge flew out of the sky with an evil shriek, "All the world's jewels are mine to keep!" she cackled insanely.
"God, why do you hate me?" Knuckles asked the sky.
"You Leave The Toilet Seat Up," God answered, "That Displeases Me."
"What? What kind of sorry excuse is that? Nobody else lives here!" Knuckles shouted, "Come on, it could at least be because of that cocaine I slipped Shadow in Las Vegas!"
"That Too," said God.
Then Rouge was upon Knuckles, "Hahahahaha!" she laughed, shoving her cleavage into his face, "All the world's jewels-"
"Shut up, I heard you the first time!" Knuckles told her, "Look, just get off my Island, okay?"
"Not without my Emerald!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahahaha!"
"Oh dear god," Knuckles leant on the Altar, "Look, batgirl, the Master Emerald isn't just something you can keep on your mantle at home! It's-" the Master Emerald shattered and fell to the ground in many pieces. Yes, you read that the right way round, "Just broken for no reason at all."
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Rouge, "Now we must team up to collect the pieces! Then we'll have sex!"
"Sex?" Knuckles blinked, "What's that?"
(twenty minutes later)
"Ugh. Sounds nasty," Knuckles said, after Rouge's explanation, "I don't think I'd be too good at it, seeing as I've never had sex before."
"Well, this is a KnuxRouge fanfic, you'd better get good for the reader's sake," Rouge pointed out, "Hahahahaha!"
"Will you stop laughing like that?" Knuckles asked her, "It's really annoying."
"No! Hahahahaha!"
"Look, I don't need your help to find the Master Emerald pieces," Knuckles groaned, "The pieces are right there!"
"Okay, you pick them up then!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Knuckles bent over to pick them up and got a good slap on his ass. He looked at Rouge, who was grinning insanely a good thirty feet away, "Stop that!" he said, "There isn't time to flirt! We have to find all the pieces of the Master Emerald before the Floating Island falls into the sea!"
As he picked up the Master Emerald pieces, he recieved several slaps on the behind, but each time he looked up, Rouge was still standing there, smirking.
"Okay," he said, "The pieces of the Master Emerald are collected. What now? Oh yeah, I make them one big Master Emerald again!"
Just as he did this, Rouge darted forward and grabbed a piece of it. Most of the Emerald was there, but now there was a conveniently shaped hole in one side. Rouge waved the Emerald Shard smugly, then pushed it into her brassierre, "Now try to find it!" she grinned, "Hahahahaha!"
"Aw, man..." Knuckles knew he'd never find the Emerald Shard, no matter how hard he searched. Rouge's cleavage was just too deep and dark. Besides, there was no way he was putting his hand down THERE. That was just what Lucifer's daughter wanted.
"Come on Knuckles, you're a treasure hunter aren't you?" Rouge pouted, "Hahahaha!"
"I'm not a damn treasure hunter!" Knuckles raged, "I'm the Guardian of the Floating Island!"
"Well you'd better be on your guard!" Rouge puckered up, "C'mon, one kiss. Hahahahaha!"
Just then, Shadow showed up. For whatever reason, he always showed up where Knuckles and Rouge were concerned, if only to make people wonder who she'd choose, even though it was hardly tough to guess. The red echidna had never been so happy to see the black and red striped psycho in all his life.
"Shadow! I've never been so happy to see you in my life!" he shouted.
"Gay, am I?" Shadow asked, his eye twitching. He started to reach for his gun.
Knuckles stared. Damn. Shadow had forgotten to take his medication again, "Look, would you mind hitting on Rouge? She's got something of mine stuck down her cleavage."
"What, your dick?" Shadow asked, "Listen man, I got problems of my own. I just come up here to take back what's mine!"
"Rouge?" Knuckles suggested hopefully.
"No, that Chaos Emerald you've got!" Shadow raged.
"Who, me? No Chaos Emeralds here," Knuckles answered.
"But you had one in Sonic Battle!" Shadow whined. He threw himself to the floor and started screaming, "I want my Chaos Emeralds! They're the only way I can truly whup Sonic's ass and take over the UNIVERSE!"
Knuckles looked down at the screaming hedgehog, "Well, that was pretty pointless," he said, then looked at Rouge, "Come on, that's my Master Emerald Shard!"
"Then come and get it!" Rouge laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Knuckles looked down at Shadow, who was still in the middle of his tantrum. He was not going to be any help, "Let's do this," he said, stepping over the screaming hedgehog. He snatched up Shadow's gun, "Gimmie my Emerald Shard Back, bitch!" he shouted. For once in his life, Knuckles had done something intelligent. Unfortunately he'd failed to completely think it through.
"Hahahaha!" Rouge commented, "Why bother with the gun, Knuckles? You can't even FIRE it! You have no fingers!"
Knuckles stopped, "Oh. Yeah," there was a long silence, "Wait! If I take my gloves off, I can fire!"
"Wow! You're taking your gloves off in front of me?" asked Rouge, "Hahahaha!"
Knuckles ignored her crazed laughter this time and pulled off his right glove. He recieved another hard slap on his ass, but when he turned around, only Shadow was there. And he was still throwing a screaming fit about the Chaos Emeralds. So it probably wasn't him.
Knuckles looked at his hand, "You know, I've never taken my gloves off before," he commented.
"And for me! Hahahahaha!" Rouge smirked.
"Rouge, whatever you're on, you need to lower the dose," Knuckles told her, and aimed the gun at her. Then he discovered his second new thing.
His fingers were too big to fit into the hole where the trigger was.
"You have no choice, Knuckles!" Rouge shrieked, "Feel me up or the Floating Island is doomed!"
Knuckles considered this, "You know something? Screw this. I'm 20 years old now and I'm still a virgin! I'm going down to the surface and I'm going to get laid, then I'm going to get drunk, then I'm going to get laid again. And after that, I might just abduct Amy and keep her here for a week. Because I am so sick of your whoring bullshit."
"Huh?" behind him, Shadow looked up, "Amy's been chasing me all week. She keeps saying she saved my life in the fall to Earth, even though that was Eggman's job. You actually fancy her?"
"Well, no..." Knuckles admitted, "But I'm not waiting six years for Cream! I'm not immortal like you!"
"Hey, when you abduct her, give her a kick in the head from me," Shadow said, "I'll leave you two alone now. Sorry about the bother."
"No! Don't leave me alone with this-" Shadow vanished, "-slut-cake!"
"Well, looks like it's just you and me, Fuckles," Rouge leered, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!111!!!"
Knuckles wondered if there was anything nearby he could impale himself on. He recieved a slap on his rear end again, and turned quickly - to see Sonic, "Damn you, Sonic!" he yelled, "I thought you at least would be straight!"
"Hey, what can I say?" Sonic asked, "Amy's after Shadow, Rouge is after you, I'm not into Chao... and Cream... well, I'm not waiting six years for her to grow up!"
"Six years?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah, it's been 4 years since Sonic Adventure 2, remember? It said so in Shadow's game."
Shadow looked up briefly, "Yeah," he said, "You're going to be a virgin at 20, Knuckles!"
Knuckles considered this briefly, "Do I really make you think about sex?" he asked Sonic.
"I'm 19. Linoleum makes me think about sex," Sonic pointed out, "Come on, have some fun for once in your life!"
"NEVAH!" Knuckles screamed. He was about to drop to his knees and pray, when he looked at the two sex maniacs on either side of him and decided against it, "I want sex from women! Nice women! So get off my damn Island now, before I throw you off!" he turned to Rouge, "And you can keep that Emerald Shard! Get your bitching ass off my damn Island now!"
~~~
Several Hours Later...
The Floating Island was by now floating on the sea. Knuckles grinned as he hugged the Master Emerald with the strange hole in it, "Now you're my kinda woman!" he grinned.
~~~
Me: Because I'm tired of Rouge trying to steal the Master Emerald and then getting laid by Knuckles. It gets repetitive after a while. Now I'll probably do a SonAmy. But never, ever expect it to be along in a hurry.