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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
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2,198
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2
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I do not own Red vs. Blue, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Six-Pack
Title: Six Pack
Rating: PG
Pairing: Church/Caboose
Disclaimer: I don't own this.
Caboose emerged from the teleporter, sporting a large field pack, to find Church and Tucker who had obviously been waiting.
"So Caboose.... Did you get everything on the list?" asked Tucker anxiously.
Caboose smiled, he had gotten everything on the note added to there next supply drop, and had also gotten the all the stuff he was told to bring back personally by Church, who had been really nice and written it down for him on a seperate peice of paper. Tucker had looked it over and added something before sending him through the teleporter.
"I got everything"
Caboose took off the pack and started laying out each of the various items he had spent his time back at command collecting from general stores, he'd gotten a few odd looks when he asked where he could find some of the items he didn't see immediately on the shelf.
The last thing on the list he had had to go to the clerk and explicitly ask for it, and after explaining that about how his Commander Church, who was such a great guy, wanted it, the Clerk had helped him.
Tucker couldn't wait anymore, Church had almost forgotten the beer, luckily he had thought to check the list before letting Caboose leave for command. He wanted that beer right now.
"So Rookie where's my beer."
Caboose's face fell, he didn't see beer written on the list at all.
"I'm sorry Tucker, I didn't get beer, did you write it on the list or tell me? Because Church wrote down the list for me because sometimes I don't remember stuff so well. Hey look down there, a flag! It's blue like we are"
"But you said you got everything on the list. Where's what I wrote on the list?"
Caboose haded over a messenger-bag type bag, it was full of stuff that Caboose didn’t understand how to use, but it had to be good. The clerk had handed him after going off into the back rooms for a while. Tucker looked in the bag, as soon as he lifted the flap he dropped it in shock. Then after saying something Caboose didn't quite make out, Tucker stalked out of the base towards his rock.
Church watched the exchange with a bit of amusement, and decided to see how the rookie had screwed up. Picking up the bag and looked inside.
"Rookie..."
Caboose perked up immediately, Church wasn't upset like Tucker was, who was even though Caboose had gotten every item on the list.
"Yes Church?"
"What's this?"
"Tucker wrote it on the list." Caboose handed the list over to church and pointed to Tucker's addition, "It was hard to make out his hand writing, its not as nice as yours, but I got it. It's the sex pack he wanted."
"That's six pack, rookie"
"Oh, so we didn't need a sex pack then?"
Church thought back to what Caboose looked like in the showers, yeah this would work out nicely, he thought.
"Well I wouldn’t say that exactly; how about since Tucker doesn't want it, we use it, after all it would be a shame to let it go to waste."
Caboose happily followed Church into the base, he didn't know what some (all) of the things in the bag were for and was sure it would be fun using them with Church.
==end==
The typo was: - a sexpack of diet cola.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Church/Caboose
Disclaimer: I don't own this.
Caboose emerged from the teleporter, sporting a large field pack, to find Church and Tucker who had obviously been waiting.
"So Caboose.... Did you get everything on the list?" asked Tucker anxiously.
Caboose smiled, he had gotten everything on the note added to there next supply drop, and had also gotten the all the stuff he was told to bring back personally by Church, who had been really nice and written it down for him on a seperate peice of paper. Tucker had looked it over and added something before sending him through the teleporter.
"I got everything"
Caboose took off the pack and started laying out each of the various items he had spent his time back at command collecting from general stores, he'd gotten a few odd looks when he asked where he could find some of the items he didn't see immediately on the shelf.
The last thing on the list he had had to go to the clerk and explicitly ask for it, and after explaining that about how his Commander Church, who was such a great guy, wanted it, the Clerk had helped him.
Tucker couldn't wait anymore, Church had almost forgotten the beer, luckily he had thought to check the list before letting Caboose leave for command. He wanted that beer right now.
"So Rookie where's my beer."
Caboose's face fell, he didn't see beer written on the list at all.
"I'm sorry Tucker, I didn't get beer, did you write it on the list or tell me? Because Church wrote down the list for me because sometimes I don't remember stuff so well. Hey look down there, a flag! It's blue like we are"
"But you said you got everything on the list. Where's what I wrote on the list?"
Caboose haded over a messenger-bag type bag, it was full of stuff that Caboose didn’t understand how to use, but it had to be good. The clerk had handed him after going off into the back rooms for a while. Tucker looked in the bag, as soon as he lifted the flap he dropped it in shock. Then after saying something Caboose didn't quite make out, Tucker stalked out of the base towards his rock.
Church watched the exchange with a bit of amusement, and decided to see how the rookie had screwed up. Picking up the bag and looked inside.
"Rookie..."
Caboose perked up immediately, Church wasn't upset like Tucker was, who was even though Caboose had gotten every item on the list.
"Yes Church?"
"What's this?"
"Tucker wrote it on the list." Caboose handed the list over to church and pointed to Tucker's addition, "It was hard to make out his hand writing, its not as nice as yours, but I got it. It's the sex pack he wanted."
"That's six pack, rookie"
"Oh, so we didn't need a sex pack then?"
Church thought back to what Caboose looked like in the showers, yeah this would work out nicely, he thought.
"Well I wouldn’t say that exactly; how about since Tucker doesn't want it, we use it, after all it would be a shame to let it go to waste."
Caboose happily followed Church into the base, he didn't know what some (all) of the things in the bag were for and was sure it would be fun using them with Church.
==end==
The typo was: - a sexpack of diet cola.