Nightmare

So I got bored at school today and found this sitting on my hard-drive. I began writing this specifically for AFF.net after I read someone else's fic where Shiro, soldier-guard of Termina, got it on with Young Link. A strange, icky, yet compelling pairing. It got me thinking about all the other ridiculous pairings you can make and, well, this weird-ass fic came out of it.

I just read this over, I did not edit it. I'm posting it for fun, to see what you guys think of it. Review review review! 'Cause I have no reason to continue unless you guys actually want to see more. Time is a precious commodity, and I'm currently working on building a factory to manufacture more time for myself...

On with the show.

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Link was a deaf sleeper. Not raging thunder, not an enormous earthquake, not the hooves of Ganon's stallion stomping his face in could rouse him from his slumber. However, if you brought a lit candle into his dark bedroom, he would stir. He was very light sensitive.

The soft light glowing just beneath his eyes was what woke him. His brows knitted and he grumbled in sleepy disgust. Link gradually became aware of his surroundings and he could hear soft squeaking very nearby. "Ooh, ooh!" exclaimed a tiny voice. Something small tickled at his lips and he tasted something sweet and warm on his tongue. His eyes slowly opened and he blinked repeatedly to correct his blurry vision. Once he could see, though, he wanted to shut his eyes tight again.

Link slept with his lips parted and the tiny nymph had taken advantage of the open orifice in order to satiate her libido. He could only see the top half of her body. Her tiny nails dug into his upper lip and her head was canted back, her pink curls falling attractively about her bare shoulders. A shrill wail of pleasure escaped her as her little body thrust beneath her. "Oh yes, Link, that's the spot!" Slowly, with a steady hand, the boy reached down to pinch Navi's wings and he lifted her out of his mouth. She had wrapped her legs around his tongue and pulled it with her as she was removed. Link's tongue was wedged up against her throbbing sex. A thin trickle of white juices oozed from between her thighs, explaining the strange taste in Link's mouth. Unrelenting in her frenzy, Navi continued to rub her aching body against his tongue until she quickly orgasmed in a spurt of bittersweet juices.

The scene that played out literally right in front of his face horrified the pre-teen Link. "Navi, that's disgusting!" He ripped the fairy off of his tongue and dropped her on his chest, where she clung to his green tunic and grinned up at him, a ravenous look in her purple eyes. "Mmh, if I were only a few feet bigger," she huskily groaned up to him, "I'd fuck you until you squirted blood!" Link's blue eyes dilated in fear and he hurriedly tumbled out of bed, brushing the dazed fairy off of him as he made his way for the door. As he exited, she called after him, "Wait! Come back here, beautiful!"

As he stumbled out of his darkened bedroom, he slammed into something hard and fell flat on his butt. Yelping in pain, he held his hurt nose. Was Mido playing another mean trick on him? What, had he laid a brick wall outside the door? When Link opened his eyes to investigate, he discovered that he was inches away from a fluffy tuft of green curls. "Oh, Link, I thought you'd never come!" His eyes traveled up a nude, freckle-skinned young body to see Saria, blushing and smiling down at him. She reached down and took his head in her hands as though she was going to hug it. "Saria!" he shrieked, "you're naked!" A dark blush colored his cheeks as he felt his eyes linger on her perky nipples. She was pulling him toward her, though, and before he could resist, her creamy white thighs had enveloped his face.

Saria's butt hit the floor with a heavy thump and she wrapped her legs around her captive's head, forcing his face into her sticky cunt, freshly drizzled with honey. The tasty condiment did not entice him to pleasure her, though. He kicked and screamed against her body, inadvertently lipping and biting at her tender womanhood and slapping at her bare ass. She was enjoying the act, but Link was horrified. He planted his hands under her thighs and began wriggling his way out of the vice, lifting her over his head like a hat. When his mouth and nose were free, but his eyes still covered by her body, he growled, "Saria, what are you doing!? Get off me!!"

When he yelled, she released him, tumbling to the floor where she pouted up at him. "More, Link, more!" The terrified child backed away from her quickly, but feeling a pinch on his rear, he yelped and whirled around. A sneering Mido, just as naked as the Forest Sage, met his gaze. "You had your turn, Saria," he growled as he eagerly stroked his erect penis, "now it's my turn." "No, it's my turn!" squeaked a voice behind Link. "Nuh uh, it's mine!!" He turned and, looking down at his lawn, he saw that the entire Kokiri forest, all nude and horny, had turned out to feast on his delectable virginity.

Link dashed back into his house and dove out the window above his bed. He landed on his feet behind his house, stifling a yelp as he twisted his ankle upon impact. Shrouded in the dark, he scurried along the perimeter of the village to escaping the vision of the other children. He headed straight for the Deku Tree. Maybe he would have some explanation for this weird behavior!

As he stumbled into the great Deku Tree's sacred meadow, he looked up to his adopted father with tear-filled eyes. He limped a few paces before falling prostrate before the Guardian. "Great Deku Tree!" he cried, "something's gone horribly wrong! The Kokiri, they were trying to attack me! And they're all naked, too! Deku Tree, what's going on!?"

The tree was silent for some time, save for a quiet rustling in his branches. Link's pointy ears picked up the strange sound, but thought nothing of it. When he felt something tickling his ankles, though, he lifted his head. The Deku Tree had extended its branches toward the trembling child and now snatched Link up in his tendrils. He held him up by the ankles, dangling him close to his trunk. "If I were to wager a guess, dear boy," spoke the tree, "I would say it's because of this muscular young body..."

Link recognized that malevolent tone and panicked. He struggled against his bonds, but to no avail. The Deku Tree caught him by the wrists, as well, and now stretched out his limbs to prevent him from thrashing. Two thick vines came down and removed the boy's tunic, leaving him only in his white leggings. "Deku Tree!" Link cried, "Stop!!" But the Guardian was not listening. His quivering leaves tickled the boy's torso and goose bumps prickled his skin. As Link's little nipples involuntarily perked from the attention, two thin vines wrapped around them tightly, strangling them. They puffed up and turned purple, and the boy's tiny body twisted in pain. "Don't resist it," whispered the tree, drawing Link closer. Looking down, Link noticed that the tree had developed a case of morning wood before the sun was even up. A sharp-looking branch was protruding from the base of the Deku Tree and Link was currently being lowered toward it, butt-first.

"Hey, let go!" yelled Saria as she and the other Kokiri kids burst into the clearing. "He's ours!" "Not if I can help it," growled the Guardian, who dropped his quarry and now transformed his prehensile branches into sharp, pointed weapons. The Kokiri and the Deku tree began to battle and as they savagely fought over Link's virginity, he crept away, out of the forest and into the waiting night.

When Link came to Hyrule Field, he broke into a run. "Help!" he was yelling as though he'd lost his mind, "Help me! Someone!!" The shirtless boy was running toward the nearest building, Lon Lon Ranch, panting and crying and trembling in terror. As he approached, two riders exited the Ranch and began speeding toward him. He heaved a heavy sigh of relief, slowing to a jog, and he called out, "Talon, Ingo, thank goodness! There's something terrible going on in the forest, please come help me!"

As the two riders approached, though, they did not slow down. They sped right for Link, raising whips over their heads. As they passed him they let their weapons lash at him. He fell to his knees with a cry as two long cuts opened in his shoulders, and he heard the horses skid to a stop behind him. He opened his eyes, tears spilling down his dusty cheeks, and he now saw another rider standing before him. Malon, in all her voluptuous glory, sat mounted atop a fertile stallion whose swollen genitals hung low beneath his body. "Come on, boys," bellowed the country girl, twirling a lasso above her head, "the horses are in heat and they need someone to take out their frustrations on."

Her lasso descended upon the boy and caught him 'round the neck. She tightened it, cutting off his oxygen, and as he struggled with that lasso two others fastened him by the middle. The whips snapped above his head, keeping him on his knees as Malon's horse stepped over the fallen hero, positioning himself for some much-needed relief.

"Now, boy," she growled at him, "suck!" The noose at his neck was wrenched upward and Link's face was forced into the horse's crotch. He didn't open his mouth, he refused to, but his soft skin and hair tickled the animal's engorged penis, making him whinny and stamp his feet. Again, Link's struggle only excited his rapist. As he thrashed his head about, he inadvertently stimulated the horse's penis, which was not hard to do considering it was already so damn horny. Malon's grip loosened and Link managed to yank his had back but as he did, the stallion wailed and blew its hot load all over the boy's face.

Choking on semen, Link landed on his ass on the ground, coughing and spitting in disgust. He noticed that his captors had loosed their holds on him, though, and swiftly he slid out of the lassos, choking though he was. He knew there was no other way out of here, so he broke into a run, heading west. "Hey, get back here, little varmint!" yelled Talon. He was the first to give chase, followed closely by Ingo and with Malon's dazed horse trailing behind. The two unsatiated stallions gave vigorous chase with fire in their eyes and the riders whipped at Link's legs. They sliced open the legs of his trousers and put deep cuts in his shins, but the Hero pressed on. There was one place where he could go that he knew they couldn't follow.

He presently came to a cliff lined with barbed wire, but he knew it wasn't a steep drop. With one desperate leap, he vaulted over the fence and landed on all fours several feet below. He yelped as he felt his hurt ankle burn with resentment. Talon was the first to reach the fence and although he pressed his horse to leap over, the animal knew better. It skidded to a stop and reared, throwing its rider, and Ingo and Malon took that as a cue to go around the cliff rather than over it. As they sped past, they got a rather unpleasant view of Talon's bare ass, right before the frustrated horse used him as his bitch.

Link clambered up the rocky hills that lead to the entrance to Gerudo Valley. There were several obstacles here that he knew the horses would have trouble avoiding. For one, there was a narrow path between barbed wire fences that the Gerudos had designed specifically to ward off horse-riding intruders. He weaved through them quickly, huffing and wheezing though he was, and Ingo followed closely. His horse wasn't as agile as the Kokiri, though, and he got caught up in one of the fences, tumbling onto his side and pinning his rider beneath him.

Link pressed on, followed only by Malon, whose horse leapt each fence he came to. His erection was newly engorged and he wanted another turn at the Kokiri. Link turned into the valley and balanced on the wooden beam stretching over a shallow pond. He was sure the horse wouldn't make it, but when he turned back to look, they were almost halfway over. He kept going, running out onto the bridge where the Gerudo guard became alert. They raised their crossbows toward him and some toward Malon.

"Please!" he choked out, falling prostrate before the head guard, "Please help me! Get this crazy woman away from me!!" "Ready!" shouted the guard. He heard the crossbows click into place and shut his eyes tightly. Death was better than horse fucking, that was for sure. He thought he heard the arrows fly before unconsciousness claimed his exhausted body.