Fish Heads, Fish Heads

Author's Notes:
Oh, dear lord. *facepalm*. I must've been at least 16 when I wrote this. I was a sick, sick little boy, best regards to my parents for being daring enough to keep me. Majora's Mask fanfiction featuring *drumroll*... Zoras! And *drumroll*......... SCREWIN'! A commendable combination! 9 of 10 proctologists agree! Let's get started on this trip back in time to my adolescent mind.
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"Fish Heads, Fish Heads", by Menth

He forgot his drumsticks on the stage. Or at least that's what his excuse was, as Tijo, robust percussionist of the Indigo-Go's, had for being up at midnight while everyone else was asleep, as he waddled to the shore outside Zora Hall to snag a midnight snack of delicious fish. "Aaaand... there!", he finally caught a juicy one in his hand, "Hee, no sense letting it get even seconds less fresh than it is now. Bottoms up!", he took a bite out of the squirming fish's head, its flopping and jerking abruptly ceased as Tijo chomped off its whole head in a single chew. About to gluttonously devour the rest of the fish, Tijo was distracted from his meal by a strange, faint noise coming from behind him. A noise of... giggling?

He followed the sound, fish head still half-hanging out his mouth. It got a little louder as he trailed along the walls, finally landing on a room with a starfish above the door. Lulu's room. A small slit in the wood of the door could allow for easy peaking... ".. Nooo, that would just be creepy. I have to respect Lulu's privacy.", Tijo nodded to himself, turning around. His resistance didn't hold up for much longer as he heard another giggle. "... Ehhhh.", Tijo sighed, peering into the small hole. What he saw inside made his jaw drop and the fish head plop to the floor.

It was Lulu, bare naked, full, plump breasts and defined, feminine curves exposed, sitting coyly on her large, clamshell bed.

".... Weeehhhh..!" Tijo's eyes bugged out, to his chagrin his unmentionables were beginning to tingle a little.

But there was a second noise, a sort of deep, masculine "hmmmnnn..", and with that he realized she wasn't alone. "Uh oh, I should probably get going..." Tijo knew now that whatever was going on here was far from his business, yet he felt the need to stay and watch overcoming any moral concerns he had. He peaked in further this time; this was too good to pass up.

Almost gasping, he suddenly recognized the tattooed figure of a very virile Mikau, who had been out of sight until now. Mikau crawled onto Lulu's bed, joining her in a wet, open kiss, as he eased her onto her back against the soft white sheets. Their excitement was audible through fast, intense breathing.

"Nooooo. Nonononono. Nono. This isn't... No!" Tijo denied it in his head. This was NOT happening, and he was going to go back to his room right this instant.

Or not.

Instead he decided to stay and watch, eye practically glued to the peephole.

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The pair was now half-lying, half-sitting, comfortably among a plethora of pillows. Mikau pulsed with anticipation, Lulu's delicate fingers dancing across his growing self, occasionally further tempting it with a silk-like stroke. Lulu suddenly gasped as he pulled her closer, feeling his shaft, warm and sticky, touch her belly. As he learned forward to take her mouth again, she halted his lips with her hand. Easing again onto her back, she breathed, now serious, "No more teasing.. I want it. I want this. I've been waiting all night for it.", giving him a longing expression. After a moment he responded with a satisfied hum, sitting up on his knees and running his hands up her legs, quietly instructing her to spread.

Lulu propped herself up on her elbows, watching him with a feeling of both excitement and fear. She saw now he was much better endowed than she ever expected. Mikau slid his arms up from under Lulu's legs, holding her waist to prepare his motions. With a deep breath, he slid slowly inside her small opening, hearing her hold back a scream. He gave a concerned look, but she reassured with a whisper, "Deeper..". He held tight to her waist, pushing himself further inside, Lulu whimpering at every inch. Pulling back out, he began a slow rhythm of pushing and releasing, until Lulu's yelps turned into deep, encouraging moans.

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Meanwhile, Tijo began a little rhythm of his own, hands diddling between his legs until an erection finally emerged, which he clasped with his fist and thumbed at the head. He was flushed with embarrassment at his situation, but he couldn't help it. Palm traveling up and down his member, he peaked back into the hole.

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Even in throes of sexual heat, Lulu's voice was beautiful and songlike. Mikau was now picking up his pace, thrusting and pulling in and out, gritting his teeth when he started throbbing. Crooning a deep, throaty moan, he leaned forward, moving his right hand from under her leg to under her breast, lightly pinching her small nipple between his middle and index finger as his palm massaged her soft mound. Soon he moved his left hand to do the same. The peaks of Lulu's breasts went from
tender to firm and hard at the sheer sensation his hands' dextrous massage of her chest. Between this and the intense heat between her legs as he continued his throbbing penetration, Lulu was too euphoric to even moan anymore, instead breathing and gasping heavily as he heated her entire body.

Leaning even further, he finally pressed himself completely against her, taking her mouth in. (Adding to his excitement were her pert breasts pressing against his chest!). Growing more and more primal in his arousal, his motion sped up to a rapid, fierce pumping, which put Lulu in a state of almost mindblowing fervor as she moaned and whimpered loudly, Mikau enjoying the noises of carnal satisfaction.

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Tijo's own excitement rose as his cock was turning a deeper shade of purple, his tight grip squeezing the shaft and rubbing the frenum. He was too occupeid to even continue watching Mikau and Lulu; he instead leaned against the door and focused on his own member there.

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The two lovers were now wrapped together in a hot, sweaty heap. Their tongues wrestled while Mikau's fiery thrusts began to slow down, as he felt his climax finally approach. Lulu herself was about to burst, and the two tightly embraced in preparation for an incredible finale...

CRACK! WHAM!

Mikau and Lulu snapped to attention as the door suddenly came crashing down, a fat, clumsy figure tumbling down after it. It was Tijo, member still in fist, looking at them upside-down on the floor, face flushed in pale embarrassment.

"I.... uhhhh. I ummm. I.... HI GUYS!" Tijo waved with one arm and shamefully covered his erection with the other.

Mikau gave an annoyed sigh. "Ugh. Tijo, what in gods' name are you doing.". Lulu was blushing and looking away, Mikau still deep inside her.

"Uhmmmmm... Ehh." He reached to the floor and grabbed his drumstick. "Found my drumstick!" He enthused.

Mikau tried not to notice Tijo's pointing member. "I can see that.", he quipped.

Tijo brushed himself off. "So, um, you guys....", He began.

Mikau rolled his eyes, "We won't tell if you won't. Now go to bed.". Tijo waddled back to his room, grumbling.

Mikau sat back up, rubbing his head and giving a sound of aggravation. Lulu sat up with him, rubbing his back and smiling at him sweetly, kissing his cheek. "Hey... It was still really amazing. Try again tomorrow?", she comforted.

It was one night all three of them missed out on the mother of all orgasms.


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THE END! YAY! What a depressing ending! :) Dear God that was humiliating. Hope y'all enjoyed that.
-Menthie