Truth or Dare
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+M through R › Red vs. Blue
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,699
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Red vs. Blue, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Truth or Dare
Dislaimer: I don't own Red vs Blue OR Halo.
Fandom: Red Vs Blue
Pairing: Donut/Caboose
Spoilers up to and including Episode 37, (the end only makes sense if you have seen episode 37)
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Caboose looked at the Pink one, Church had told him the Pink one was a man, not a woman but caboose found it so hard to believe. But Church did tell him, so it had to be true right? Church had left him alone with the prisoner in the Flag room, and gone to guard the outside entrances… oh yeah, with he was guarding the base with Tucker.
Why was Caboose in here, and Tucker out there with Church??? The Pink one didn’t have any ammo so Caboose was safe with him in here, completely safe except… except for attack from the Reds coming to get back the Pink one. Maybe Church put Caboose in here and Tucker out there to protect him. That had to be it.
“Pink one, what is your name?”
Donut had been wondering when the Dark Blue one would say something to him. Unlike his fellow Reds the first thing the Blue one said to him wasn’t an insult and the Blue one had a nicer voice then the Reds. So he decided to tell the Blue one his name… actually wasn’t he supposed to tell him his serial number as well? Oh well.
“I’m Donut. Who are you?”
“Donut, that’s a nice name. It reminds me of something, but I don’t know what. I can’t remember what, but I’m kinda hungry for something. I’m Caboose.”
“Caboose, so… want to play a game together?”
“Sure uh Pink one, what’s your name?”
“Donut”
“You have a bakery treat???”
“What?”
“I’m confused Pink Donut.”
“How about we pretend to be spies? And we have to go save the Princess from the evil goblin king. Griff wouldn’t play with me last time I played that.”
“Church said we had to stay in this Room though, and Church is always right.”
“Oh ok. How about ‘Truth or Dare’?”
“Ok.”
Donut wondered what Caboose looked like under his Blue Army armor, the Red Army taught him that the Blues were all freaks who sucked, that was why they were Blue. But Caboose sounded nice, maybe he wasn’t as freakish as the others.
“Truth or Dare?”
“Donut I’m confused.”
“Caboose, open your helmet.”
Donut watched riveted as Caboose found the hidden buttons that released the seals on the helmet faceplate, the glass segmented and slid back into the helmets housing. Caboose didn’t look like he was supposed too; maybe the Red Intelligence was wrong. Caboose didn’t look freakish at all; he looked like someone you would see in a magazine. In fact, Donut mused, just like the magazine he found in the barracks back in boot. It had lots of soldiers standing around half out of their armor or just about to get into it. Some of those magazine people were so confused, they were oiling themselves and each other, not their armor. Caboose looked like those guys did. A realisation hit him suddenly; the way Caboose did what he said, when phrased as an order, maybe he could use that to escape.
“Caboose, take us out of here.”
“Sorry Donut, Church ordered us to stay in here.”
Donut guessed that Caboose did whatever he was ordered to; unless it conflicted with a previous order. If he couldn’t use it to get out, maybe he could use it for some fun. Donut slid open his own face plate, he himself didn’t look like someone out of a magazine, he had been a footballer back in High School before he went to the Red Boot camp. Donut thought he looked ok, he had no shortage of offers from the Cheerleaders, and a few from the gymnastic team guy who wore the Mascot uniform to the games.
“Caboose kiss me.”
Caboose didn’t even think, he stepped forward wrapped his arm around Donut and pressed his lips to Donut’s. Like any order he tried his hardest, struggling to remember what people had told him about kissing, back in Blue Boot he got ordered to do this a lot, the other Rookies told him that they all needed to be able to do this, and that Caboose just wasn’t learning it, so they had to keep teaching him over and over again. When he asked his squad leader about it, and demonstrated to him what the others had taught him, he asked what it was all for; his squad leader paused for a while then told him it was so he could seduce a Red if he was their prisoner. Then the squad leader said he needed more practice, and kissed him for a while.
That must be what Donut was trying to do, seduce his way out of the Flag room, maybe all the way out to Church… Caboose wouldn’t let Donut try to seduce Church. Ever. So he kissed Donut with even more gusto with everything he learnt in Boot coming back to him, in order to stop Donut from ever seducing Church.
Caboose released Donut and stepped back a few steps and extended his faceplate across his face. Donut stood panting… and remained panting for several minutes. Eventually Donut got himself together enough to press the button to close his helmet back up.
“It’s your turn Caboose. You have to ask me Truth or Dare.”
“That was fun. Ok, Ok, your turn, Truth or Dare?”
“Hmm,” Donut thought for a moment, Caboose might dare him to kiss him. Caboose could seduce all the Red’s secret plans from him if that happened, so the only safe thing to choose was, “Truth”
“Tell me… all of the Red’s Secret Plans.”
“Aw you tricked me, you Blue guys are so smart. Ok now listen closely; the biggest secret is,”
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Fandom: Red Vs Blue
Pairing: Donut/Caboose
Spoilers up to and including Episode 37, (the end only makes sense if you have seen episode 37)
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Caboose looked at the Pink one, Church had told him the Pink one was a man, not a woman but caboose found it so hard to believe. But Church did tell him, so it had to be true right? Church had left him alone with the prisoner in the Flag room, and gone to guard the outside entrances… oh yeah, with he was guarding the base with Tucker.
Why was Caboose in here, and Tucker out there with Church??? The Pink one didn’t have any ammo so Caboose was safe with him in here, completely safe except… except for attack from the Reds coming to get back the Pink one. Maybe Church put Caboose in here and Tucker out there to protect him. That had to be it.
“Pink one, what is your name?”
Donut had been wondering when the Dark Blue one would say something to him. Unlike his fellow Reds the first thing the Blue one said to him wasn’t an insult and the Blue one had a nicer voice then the Reds. So he decided to tell the Blue one his name… actually wasn’t he supposed to tell him his serial number as well? Oh well.
“I’m Donut. Who are you?”
“Donut, that’s a nice name. It reminds me of something, but I don’t know what. I can’t remember what, but I’m kinda hungry for something. I’m Caboose.”
“Caboose, so… want to play a game together?”
“Sure uh Pink one, what’s your name?”
“Donut”
“You have a bakery treat???”
“What?”
“I’m confused Pink Donut.”
“How about we pretend to be spies? And we have to go save the Princess from the evil goblin king. Griff wouldn’t play with me last time I played that.”
“Church said we had to stay in this Room though, and Church is always right.”
“Oh ok. How about ‘Truth or Dare’?”
“Ok.”
Donut wondered what Caboose looked like under his Blue Army armor, the Red Army taught him that the Blues were all freaks who sucked, that was why they were Blue. But Caboose sounded nice, maybe he wasn’t as freakish as the others.
“Truth or Dare?”
“Donut I’m confused.”
“Caboose, open your helmet.”
Donut watched riveted as Caboose found the hidden buttons that released the seals on the helmet faceplate, the glass segmented and slid back into the helmets housing. Caboose didn’t look like he was supposed too; maybe the Red Intelligence was wrong. Caboose didn’t look freakish at all; he looked like someone you would see in a magazine. In fact, Donut mused, just like the magazine he found in the barracks back in boot. It had lots of soldiers standing around half out of their armor or just about to get into it. Some of those magazine people were so confused, they were oiling themselves and each other, not their armor. Caboose looked like those guys did. A realisation hit him suddenly; the way Caboose did what he said, when phrased as an order, maybe he could use that to escape.
“Caboose, take us out of here.”
“Sorry Donut, Church ordered us to stay in here.”
Donut guessed that Caboose did whatever he was ordered to; unless it conflicted with a previous order. If he couldn’t use it to get out, maybe he could use it for some fun. Donut slid open his own face plate, he himself didn’t look like someone out of a magazine, he had been a footballer back in High School before he went to the Red Boot camp. Donut thought he looked ok, he had no shortage of offers from the Cheerleaders, and a few from the gymnastic team guy who wore the Mascot uniform to the games.
“Caboose kiss me.”
Caboose didn’t even think, he stepped forward wrapped his arm around Donut and pressed his lips to Donut’s. Like any order he tried his hardest, struggling to remember what people had told him about kissing, back in Blue Boot he got ordered to do this a lot, the other Rookies told him that they all needed to be able to do this, and that Caboose just wasn’t learning it, so they had to keep teaching him over and over again. When he asked his squad leader about it, and demonstrated to him what the others had taught him, he asked what it was all for; his squad leader paused for a while then told him it was so he could seduce a Red if he was their prisoner. Then the squad leader said he needed more practice, and kissed him for a while.
That must be what Donut was trying to do, seduce his way out of the Flag room, maybe all the way out to Church… Caboose wouldn’t let Donut try to seduce Church. Ever. So he kissed Donut with even more gusto with everything he learnt in Boot coming back to him, in order to stop Donut from ever seducing Church.
Caboose released Donut and stepped back a few steps and extended his faceplate across his face. Donut stood panting… and remained panting for several minutes. Eventually Donut got himself together enough to press the button to close his helmet back up.
“It’s your turn Caboose. You have to ask me Truth or Dare.”
“That was fun. Ok, Ok, your turn, Truth or Dare?”
“Hmm,” Donut thought for a moment, Caboose might dare him to kiss him. Caboose could seduce all the Red’s secret plans from him if that happened, so the only safe thing to choose was, “Truth”
“Tell me… all of the Red’s Secret Plans.”
“Aw you tricked me, you Blue guys are so smart. Ok now listen closely; the biggest secret is,”
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